ITT: The most useless things ever created by humans
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ITT:
The most useless things ever created by humans
>>702646770
You
>>702646770
this thread
>>702646770
Why only created by humans?
>>702646770
Old people can't bend over, they need help putting on socks.
>>702646817
Kek
i say i am
>>702646770
4chan
>>702646817
Hurst every time
/b/
>>702646908
The internet
the game that you just lost
>>702647009
Fuck you
>>702646869
yep this, and there are like 5-8 different patents on things like this.
>>702646770
every 4chan user's penis
>>702646869
You're thinking of americans, not people
>>702646770
i'm a nurse and this is actually helpful.
just because you don't understand it's use doesn't mean it's useless.
what use do you have for humanity if you can't even research your stuff?
you're useless.
>>702647274
Top kek my friend!
>>702647307
lol nurse
>>702647548
lol fucking useless...
>>702646770
>The most useless things ever created by humans
>>702647685
a fucking leaf no doubt
>>702647548
>signature looks like growth
Fucking why
Anybody have a picture of that stupid ass circle hose that washes dogs?
>>702646770
Obviously
>>702647856
This thing
>>702647685
>Being this much of a cuck faggot.
It wasn't a competition, but I guess you proved to be THE most useless thing, anon
>>702647963
>My life is a continuing stream of pain and bark-ness
>>702647963
that is exactly the thing from captain underpants
>>702647132
Kek'd
>>702647963
You know when chicks masturbate with shower Heads? I think this could work.
>>702647986
>cuck
>>702648193
>>702646869
Exactly. It's for old people and the disabled. It has a fucking use.
>I have no use for this, therefore it's useless for everyone
>OP
>>702646770
Created by two humans... Absolutely useless.
>>702648347
Demonising a racial group?
Also, these guys
>>702648347
>>702648543
Please explain to by, by quotation, where he demonized a racial group.
>>702648596
kek
>>702648596
The truth hurts, pal. Go ahead and explain why Hilary Clinton should be president, without the argument that 'she isn't Trump'
Welfare
this.
>>702648729
How the fuck do you dipshits always end up talking about trump and Hillary like could you shut the fuck up and go stick that American spirit up your ass nobody gives a shit about your shitty failed election
>>702649036
My guess is that's coming from a Britbong or some Eurotrash who let Merkel fuck their country.
>>702648073
I hate you, i really do
>>702649036
>>702649036
"Failed election"
Wrong, cuck. Hillary is the only candidate with proven leadership experience. Trump has shown over and over again that he is a racist woman hater, who cozies up to the enemies of America such as the brutal illegitimate dictator Vladimir Putin who is responsible for the war in Syria. In the year 2016, the world is not getting any safer, and that is why we cannot gamble on Donald Trump
>>702649298
"Proven Leadership Experience"
You just said the world is less safe than it was previous, and you're going to want the person who assisted in that to become president?
>>702646770
Atheism, prove me wrong
>you cant
>>702648073
Kek
>>702646770
Other humans
>>702646770
YOU NIGGERS STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE.
You are presented with two options: A or B
Stupid faggots argue among themselves over whether A is better or B is better.
Intelligent faggots realize the entire nation is being played and nothing will ever come about from government that is good for the common person. A will suck. B will suck. A random C from "left field" will suck. It's all a game, and we love ignorantly playing it. The elite and powerful rule for them, not us. They make the rules and the stupid faggots amongst us complain, but still choose to take it up the ass.
>>702648347
Surprised this wasn't posted yet.
>>702649603
The world is less safe because of the aggressive actions of hostile actors such as the illegal dictator Vladimir Putin and his cohorts in rogue countries such as Iran and China. Trump would allow these enemies to enshroud America in a cloud of darkness through treason or sheer weakness. Hillary is the only candidate who understands the subtle nuances of foreign policy, who will not let American hegemony slip, and who can prevent WWIII by not allowing the south china sea to fall to illegal Chinese militarization (among other global hotspots that call for an experienced steady but uncompromising hand of American leadership). Controlling the South China Sea for instance would give China the ability to illegally circumvent possible US Sanctions, thus removing any reservations China might have had before about their bad behavior in places such as Hong Kong and Syria where we must assist with a rapid transition to democracy
>>702649758
If it wasn't for communism Russia would have been completely ruined and without aid from other countries.
>>702649878
>this cynical tactic
You got 2 options, be a nigger faggot and shitpost, or not to be a faggot and contriboot.
>chooses to be a nigger faggot that shitposts cancer
>>702649929
It's very useful for recognising useless people.
>>702647274
>>702647132
Euro poor detected
>>702650055
SEE WHAT I MEAN?!
I present you with information and you choose to be a faggot about it. You all deserve what is coming.
>>702649929
It has a use. I can use it beat anyone using it.
>>702649974
>Being this hopeless
>Would literally be saying the opposite if Bush were in office because you really are that shallow.
the internet on smartphones
Now the internet is flooded with stupid people, who complain about everything. And the government does not like its cows getting spooked
>>702650001
Precisely why it is useless.
>>702649974
>>702646770
other humans
>>702648132
The sad thing is that I know exactly what you're referencing.
>>702649036
They're shills. Their paycheck is in these sorts of posts which is why every thread ultimately becomes an ocean of piss.
https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII
>>702648347
>>702650572
>botched circumcision
>>702651000
checked!
>>702649005
I feel u
>>702646770
Niggers. Altho created by Niggers, that clearly dont classify as humans
>>702646926
Hurst?
>>702646770
Infant male circumcision
>>702646770
That's not useless, that's a helpful device for the target group, which you aren't a part of. But thinking beyond that is perhaps a bit much.
>>702652125
Actually helps prevent infection
>>702649158 that's kinda nice (no homo)
>>702650266
>>702646869
>it all makes sense
nice try, company shill
You STILL have to hold it right at your ankle with your hands, there is literally no advantage to this product
Religion
>>702648468
WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!
I won't believe he was born of a natural, human union until I see some evidence.
>same for all his money/debt
>>702646770
Get into an accident and fuck your back up, then you'll want something like this. And in the same vein, coat hangers are useful for bending over less to pull your pants on in the morning.
>>702653571
I want to see Shillary's too... they just have to be lizards.
>>702653222
Kinda like how removing breast prevents breast cancer and amputating legs prevents sprained ankles, broken shins etc etc.
Please kys or use soap.
>>702653645
see>>702653435
How you gonna hold it by your feet if you can't bend over, dummy? The picture clearly shows you still need your hands to use it.
>>702649974
>>702653772
And who gave YOU of all people the right to make fun of a custom ordained by religion, and practiced by millions... There is nothing wrong with circumcision, but there is everything wrong with being a ignorant bigot like you fucker
I can see this being a thing.
>>702648073
Highly underrated post.
>>702653740
At least she didn't try to pass off a fake one
>like Trump did
It's pretty common not to have your original birth certificate, but why would he LIE about it?
>aside from being a pathological liar
>>702653984
Whats wrong with you??? I like to sip on a 3000 calorie pumpkin spice coffee from starbucks after dropping the kids off. You are on my list now mister.
no doubt
>>702650154
It doesn't really matter if he would, and it doesn't matter what you think of him. That's all unimportant, childish banter, completely meaningless.
None of that changes the fact that Putin is a TYRANT, and he pays shills to support Donald Trump.
>>702651121
faggot
>>702654165
>>702653913
I think making fun of barbaric acts like hacking up perfectly fine baby genitals is more moral than actually committing them.
Who are you to deny me the right to mock barbaric religious practices?
>>702654165
>pic related
>>702654418
Putin made some mafia people and political enemies disappear. Clinton made an entire embassy disappear
>>702654536
OMG I cannot believe I am reading this........ There is NOTHING barbaric about a practice that brings meaning and comfort to millions of wonderful people.... FUCK YOU IGNORANT BITCH
>>702654476
Is the change in topic distressing you? Rather keep talking about Shillary?
It's funny how someone can be so whiny without having the balls to make an actual post.
>>702646770
>The most useless things ever created by humans
>>702654595
>some
Putin made a whole plane-full of scientists disappear.
And yeah, the open, unquestioned assassination of political rivals in the streets is fucking BULLSHIT. Putin is a tyrant, there is simply no other way to describe him.
All your pathetic bitching about Hillary is clearly just political maneuvering compared to the inhuman crimes of Trump's backer Putin.
>>702654661
>Male genital mutilation brings meaning and comfort
I'll bet you're okay with female genital mutilation too then. Lol, I dub thee Anon the Barbarian.
No need to hack people up if you can use soap instead you moron.
>>702654799
>only an hour and a half after Trump was posted
Why so fucking slow? You just get in from /pol/?
>>702648073
top kek
>>702646770
democracy
>>702655022
Right, Putin's crimes should be reason enough to put Trump in prison and make him unqualifide to be president but the right wing is stupid and all retards.
>>702655022
Associating Trump to the KKK didn't work so this is now the plan?
>>702655213
>supporting someone that is clearly a paid agent of a Russian tyrant
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO CONSERVATIVES?!?
I blame FOX and their Saudi owners.
>>702647132
Lmfao
>>702654352
please kill yourself
>>702655339
KKK supports Trump, but they don't pay for political shilling like Putin does.
Are YOU getting paid by Putin?
>>702655366
doesnt he own like 10%
>>702653518
I see I'm not alone.
Religion
>>702655535
Yes, Putin and the Antichrist and Lizard people pay me to not support Hillary. That is the only possible reason
>>702649929
my fuckbuddy uses one of these to take nudes, literally the only time i've been ok with selfie sticks
>>702649878
Op is a smart faggot
>>702653518
No, look at any CNN article and the comments at the bottom. Every one has a bunch of low IQ retards calling for torture mobs.
Religion is a way to pacify all those people with a story about how all the bad people will go to hell after they die, but good people get to live forever and see grandma again
>>702654595
If you're going to get into politics dumbass, get it right. Benghazi was a consulate outpost, not an embassy. Basically, it was a small ranch house stuck in the desert.
>>702646966
>being this pleb
>>702655538
Used to, they actually sold about $200M worth of stocks last year, when FOX started tanking.
They still have plenty of investment in 21st Century FOX Movies and other international Newscorp media tho.
FOX is a dying brand, and they're smart enough to move their money to other media outlets.
>>702647519
A lot of nurses are > doctors.
>>702655781
How's high school going? Did you just finish reading The Fountainhead last year?
>>702655851
So Benghazi was like Trump University? Except with muslims and a shitty Hillary cover up
>>702655694
>implying Putin isn't real
Jesus Christ, you ARE a Putin shill, aren't you?
>>702655945
Yes, the only reason someone would post against Hillary, is if a boogie man were paying them to
>>702656025
There's TONS of reasons to post against Hillary, I do it myself often enough
I can only think of ONE reason to shill for Trump, though, and that's money.
>>702656025
Putin is not a "boogie man", Putin is an existential threat to America who hates freedom and out way of life. Putin is afraid of the accountability that would come with having a proven leader in the White House. Under Clinton's presidency, Putin and all of his trolls will be put in prison.
>>702655892
fox is for trailerpark people anyway
>>702656147
So who is paying the KKK to support trump?
>>702648183
Could you masturbate more than one girl with that dog shower thing?
>>702653791
>6
But you don't have to bend all the way ove.
Also you start putting your sock on at your toe you fucking retard retard.
As someone with a back injury and still pretty young, I see this could be a good thing.
Fuck I'm even going to try fine one.
You will learn one day, maybe through injury, maybe through old age.
>>702656205
They also own the Wall Street Journal, the DOW Jones publication, Harper Collins Publishers, Hulu, the New York Post, etc., etc.
You cannot escape their touch, anon, no matter how far you distance yourself from tailerpark people.
>also, they play FOX in government buildings
>>702646817
Sick burn bro
>>702655366
I'd rather be a communist than a feminist. just sayin.
>>702648639
"All Mexicans are drug dealers and rapists"
>>702656309
You can bend your knee to get your sock over you toe, decreasing the distance you'd have to bend
You STILL have to straighten your leg with your hands at your ankle to use this device, making it all but pointless.
Learn a little physical therapy before acting like a condescending douchebag.
>>702646770
Children.
/thread
>>702646817
First post best post
>>702656541
The fact that you have to find someone you deem more pathetic in order to justify your position is FUCKING SAD.
Grow some fucking PRINCIPLES you dumb shit shill, and quit supporting Putin's takeover.
>>702649158
I just had hard nostalgia
My grandparents owned that
>>702646817
Include me in the screencap
Hi mum
>>702656741
I ain't even the person you were arguing with. Pretty sure they left after you started spewing irrelevant nonsense.
>>702650572
should have named it the banana slamma
>>702646855
this
/thread
>>702655213
Itt: ctr shills training for /pol/
>>702647685
EEEEWWWWWW you're with HERps
>>702655366
Itt: ctr shills training for /pol/
>>702655535
Itt: ctr shills training for /pol/
>>702656271
Turn it inside out and have some girls sit in a circle around it.
>>702655851
Hillary lied, 4 good Americans died.
>>702646770
my grandma used to use one of these things to put on diabetic stockings. but i can see why it might seem useless to a fully able person
>>702650572
My wife actually uses this for the kids to save time slicing with a knife, thens spends three times as long trying to clean the thing out. Retarded
>>702655942
Itt: ctr shills training for /pol/
>>702656638
>You can bend your knee to get your sock over you toe, decreasing the distance you'd have to bend
This is very hard when you are 6'4 with a fucked up back.
>You STILL have to straighten your leg with your hands at your ankle to use this device, making it all but pointless.
I do not understand you, you pick up the frame, put the sock on it, put the frame on the floor, put your foot in the sock, and pull on the frame pulling the sock onto you leg.
That 5, 6 inches it saves you makes a big fucking diffrence when you have a fucked up back, bending down that far every fucking morning for the rest of your life making your pain from 5 to 9, even just for a second, every day. I'm not nice.
>Learn a little physical therapy before acting like a condescending douchebag.
Live one day with my pain and you will agree with me, I did my back in 7 years ago, I have around another 60 years to live with it every day.
Fuck you, I have the right to sound condensing.
>>702653791
or you could put it on the ground and just put your foot in the sock
>>702654352
that's some high-octane!!
>>702656898
>>702656954
>>702657008
>>702657183
your a trader who supports putin
>>702657008
>>702656954
>paid training on /b/
Putin shills being so fucking stupid I cannot even
>>702656148
Srlsy - tell me you really believe that and I'll offer you some investment bonds in this bridge I own in Brooklyn...
>>702657272
It will not stay put with the force needed to get your foot in the sock, otherwise that's exactly what they would have shown.
>>702648073
Screencap?
>>702657181
>>jpg
Casual summerfag
>>702649298
can you even read, nobody gives a fuck
>>702656224
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/apr/26/klan-leader-claims-kkk-has-given-20k-clinton-campa/
When will Hillary send the money back? (she won't)
>>702653913
A custom ordained by pedophiles. But its ok we'll just claim its part of our religion its genius
>>702646817
Top kekerz
>>702657797
Stop posting lies. Are you paid by putin?
>>702656460
And THIS little guy
>FOX, WSJ, Hollywood, all owned by the same guy
>FOX takes turns bitching about Wall Street and "Liberal elite" Hollywood, never recognizing the fact they are COWORKERS
It's actually a pretty standard strategy, using other property to create conflict and ratings boosts for your news outlet.
It's why the same guy who owns FOX and caused 9/11 paid for the "TERROR MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO"
>and only FOX was interested in the story
>>702656586
All shills are money grubbing schools...
>>702656586
That's not what he said. That's what you've been convinced he said.
>>702657655
HILLARY 2016
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO PAY HER FOR JUSTICE AND FREEDOM! WOOHOOO!
>>702656741
You're Putin' too hard, Putin' to hard on me...
Making up really bad pro Hillary posts is my new favorite troll
All trump supportors are racist biggets paid by the dictator putin who caused 9/11
>>702657368
Shit man, didn't you read the last memo, we're meant to be lyin' low until the FBI thing dies down - /MLP/ only till Wednesday...
>>702656266
wtf... u use the circular knife to make long cuts to create slices, not to do tiny cuts
>>702657181
>wife
thats what u get
>>702657254
>>702657272
>>702657511
Or how about you fucking retards just use shoes that dont require socks. If your using something like that you aint going out picking up bitches or going to high stakes job interviews, your sitting in your chair crying about disability socks and how lifes not worth living
>>702655520
Actually saving this gif. So edgy kid.
>>702646770
music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEr59ZRmJm0
>>702657926
http://wallstreetonparade.com/2016/07/wikileaks-emails-bring-new-attention-to-hillary-victory-fund-money-laundering-charges/
G..g..g..George, is that you? Sorry Herr Soros, I didn't realize...
>>702658863
>Not even a marine in the pic.
That triggers me more than anything.
>>702655520
dog survived kids got rekt by cops
>>702649298
i refuse to believe faggots like this frequent 4chan.
this fool is baiting hard
>>702657254
I've been in pain longer than you
Fuck off, you whiny self-pitying bitch
>>702648729
>You don't like Trump
>therefor you must like Hilary
>>702654352
>Growlithe used Flame Charge!
>>702657631
That's early 2006 to you, friend
>>702656638
Stupid angry cunt. Not all back injuries are the same.
>>702647548
>>702647629
>>702647832
What?
That feels pretty good.
>>702657181
I think it's time for a new dishwasher
>>702646817
predictable but funny
>>702646770
>Liberals and Democrats
>>702654661
0/10 bait
>>702649603
When does HORRIBLE and pay for play leadership count? Good to see CTR is back
this part of the world.
It will be better a large sea that unificate Caspian and Black seas
>>702648543
>>702650764
I take it you aren't familiar with Carl the Cuck. He's actually a guy who called out to a Trump supporter "Do you not see how Donald Trump is like Hitler?", then when asked how Donald Trump is like Hitler his entire response was yelling out "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" with a smug face.
It really isn't about whether Donald Trump is or isn't like Hitler or not, it's more about how fucking stupid this guy was being to actually believe his argument was some sort of checkmate.
As for calling any candidate Hitler, it's a very immature argument. It's called Reductio ad Hitlerum, and many supporters on both sides do it. Conservatives call Sanders and Obama Hitler, because their policies are more socialized. Nazis were socialists, so therefore, they Sander and Obama are Hitler. On the other hand, liberals call Trump and George W. Bush Hitler, because they favor stronger national security and stricter immigration policy. The Nazis had a strong sense of nationalism as well, therefore, Trump and Bush are Hitler.
And being like Hitler is known as bad universally, right? Why is Hitler bad? Because he reaped genocide and invaded neighboring countries. Is any candidate in this upcoming presidential election promising or even able to reap genocide and annex any country?
No, the Hitler argument is an uncreative kick to the groin.
>>702661837
There are many parallels to religious extremists
>bread changing to jesus
>men changing to women
>you are a sinner from birth
>you have white privilege from birth
>You cant prove God isn't real checkmate atheists
>Trump is Hitler checkmate conservatives
>anyone who questions Jesus dying for sins is evil and going to hell
>anyone who questions racism is evil and should be in jail
>>702656266
If only pizza had some sort of area that you could hold and not have to worry about getting your hands messy
>>702662585
mm, the surrounding area is pure cancer.
>>702662989
This is great
>>702646817
>>702663503
Bruh, that device is fucking gold
>>702648596
>>702648468
>>702648193
lol Hill Shills getting a little worried about those recent poll number i guess
>>702663640
I'm allergic to cheese.
Check your privilege pls.
>>702646770
this car
>>702663728
>on 4chan and not suïcidal
USE IT
>>702661417
have you ever met a georgian, or even someone from that region
>>702659247
nice
>>702662585
I totally agree.
Founding this artificial state was UN's first
huge mistake after WWII
>>702663985
yes, Armenian also
>>702646770
iphone for that price
-no bluetooth
-no native 3G callingwith out GPRS
-no FM/AM radio
-no 3.5 jack
-no microsd memory
still claims to be smartest and is costliest to pay for apple gay orgy
fucking boars!
>>702649036
As an American, thank you.
>>702650124
Hey whoa dont say all of us. I agree. The elections are a joke.
>>702662110
Well i see youve started to find logical parallels in all cult like groups. Good for you.
this
>>702665209
So Civ VII is gonna need a degree in order to be played?
>>702646770
My uncle has one of these because he lost a hand and broke his back while on tour in Iraq. He uses it to masturbate with.
>>702646817
Rekt
Your Uncle fucks dogs?
>>702663503
We have this exact one. Anyone who doesn't use it on cheese is fucking retarded.
Your uncles a Homo
hands down
>>702646770
I have back issues and find that thing fucking brilliant. Putting on socks is very painful to me
>>702658863
>stops in the hall of his collage
>hall of his collage
>his collage
>collage
he is a marine artist
>>702655926
Wow, look at high-quality reply that totally disproves the accusation instead of attempting to shut it down with a character attack
>>702665827
Motherfucker you fuck off you virgin pussy fuck! Those things are the tits! My pet rock outlived my fucking doggo! This shit can learn dope ass tricks! Fuck it killed the homeless man near my apartment! Fucked just knew I don't like homeless! Best pet you'll ever have you dickless faggot
>>702667365
>>702666589
I use it to Spank your mother.
>>702667612
>Never had a pet rock
>>702654734
maybe instead of your american politics we address the most useless shit we've created.
>>702667754
>>702667584
>>702667612
Ill throw your pet rock in the pond.
Fellow German here, our invention is the best!
>>702647685
#madcuck detected
>>702647307
>i'm a nurse
you know the rules: tits or gtfo
Chin chans always inventing
>>702668479
This ones useless also.
>>702668859
Comedy books are not useless
>>702668859
So edgy.
>>702668739
Seem you don't know the rules
>>702668431
>>702648073
screencapped
>>702648073
kek
>>702646770
discord invite: 44nHH
unpopular opinion: you pussies wont join and spam this and if you dont your mother dies in her sleep tonight.
>>702648073
>>702668949
This ones funnier!
>>702646817
savage
>>702669238
I don't like my mother and I hate fucking socks you cock smoker.
>>702668479
see
>>702648596
Man you inbred rednecks sure do keep up to your pathetic standards :^)
>>702648073
top kek
>>702669235
This honestly looks pretty neat
>>702649929
https://youtu.be/JcLXfow2jEk
>>702669785
>>702656271
>masturbate more than one girl
kys kiddo
>>702648347
>>702662989
Would you have to fucking jerk your head forward just to get a bite?
>>702651121
>>702656266
I've actually used one of these because a friend of mine is a gadgetfreak and always buys weird home and kitchen stuff. It seems like it might work at first but if the pizza has any sauce content it quickly covers the little wheel and just makes a huge mess. You end up holding the fork from the way back like an old timey french diplomat and nobody wants to be Normandy.
>>702648193
>XDDD look mum i can uze teh f0t0sh00pz xDDD
>i really trump'd him xDDD
>>702649974
>>702649298
Gavin,stfu
>>702656586
Oh so we're paraphrasing and butchering quotes now?
"Niggers don't deserve to vote unless they vote Democrat." -Hillary Clinton
"I'm a sad man who wants to take your shit and give a little back to other people." -Henrlie Banderz
>>702669170
Could a nigga get the capp?
>>702654352
you've been identified. expect a wakeup call.
>>702655781
keep sucking that jewdick, slav.
>>702649974
Holy shit I'm not going to read your entire autistic rant, but I'll just disect the parts that I did read.
>Hillary is the only candidate who understands the subtle nuances of foreign policy
Did you not read the FBI notes? She's proven to be utterly incompetent on national security, I'm sure she won't do any better on foreign policy.
>Trump would allow these enemies to enshroud America in a cloud of darkness through treason or sheer weakness
Hillary's been doing P2P with every other dictator, and maybe you don't recall, or are not old enough to recall the reset button with Russia.
And as far as preventing world war 3 goes that would be something Trump would do, not Clinton.
I mean how are you going to contradict yourself by saying that Trump would allow these hostile actors yet start world war 3?
>>702664224
jew-jealousy identified.
>>702646770
PROBABLY THOSE FUCKING LEAVES THAT I KEEP SHITPOSTING TOAWRDS
BUNR LEAF DIE LEAF DIE
>>702668466
actually, you are a slav play-pretend-german. go squat somewhere else.
>>702656266
Dafuc?
>>702671784
sauce
>>702666991
I started using tumbler for just pics to look at. I had no clue hipsters and sjw's used it.
