The most useless things ever created by humans
i'm a nurse and this is actually helpful.
just because you don't understand it's use doesn't mean it's useless.
what use do you have for humanity if you can't even research your stuff?
>The most useless things ever created by humans
>signature looks like growth
>Being this much of a cuck faggot.
It wasn't a competition, but I guess you proved to be THE most useless thing, anon
>My life is a continuing stream of pain and bark-ness
You know when chicks masturbate with shower Heads? I think this could work.
Created by two humans... Absolutely useless.
Demonising a racial group?
Also, these guys
The truth hurts, pal. Go ahead and explain why Hilary Clinton should be president, without the argument that 'she isn't Trump'
How the fuck do you dipshits always end up talking about trump and Hillary like could you shut the fuck up and go stick that American spirit up your ass nobody gives a shit about your shitty failed election
Wrong, cuck. Hillary is the only candidate with proven leadership experience. Trump has shown over and over again that he is a racist woman hater, who cozies up to the enemies of America such as the brutal illegitimate dictator Vladimir Putin who is responsible for the war in Syria. In the year 2016, the world is not getting any safer, and that is why we cannot gamble on Donald Trump
"Proven Leadership Experience"
You just said the world is less safe than it was previous, and you're going to want the person who assisted in that to become president?
YOU NIGGERS STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE.
You are presented with two options: A or B
Stupid faggots argue among themselves over whether A is better or B is better.
Intelligent faggots realize the entire nation is being played and nothing will ever come about from government that is good for the common person. A will suck. B will suck. A random C from "left field" will suck. It's all a game, and we love ignorantly playing it. The elite and powerful rule for them, not us. They make the rules and the stupid faggots amongst us complain, but still choose to take it up the ass.
The world is less safe because of the aggressive actions of hostile actors such as the illegal dictator Vladimir Putin and his cohorts in rogue countries such as Iran and China. Trump would allow these enemies to enshroud America in a cloud of darkness through treason or sheer weakness. Hillary is the only candidate who understands the subtle nuances of foreign policy, who will not let American hegemony slip, and who can prevent WWIII by not allowing the south china sea to fall to illegal Chinese militarization (among other global hotspots that call for an experienced steady but uncompromising hand of American leadership). Controlling the South China Sea for instance would give China the ability to illegally circumvent possible US Sanctions, thus removing any reservations China might have had before about their bad behavior in places such as Hong Kong and Syria where we must assist with a rapid transition to democracy
>Being this hopeless
>Would literally be saying the opposite if Bush were in office because you really are that shallow.
WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!
I won't believe he was born of a natural, human union until I see some evidence.
>same for all his money/debt
Get into an accident and fuck your back up, then you'll want something like this. And in the same vein, coat hangers are useful for bending over less to pull your pants on in the morning.
And who gave YOU of all people the right to make fun of a custom ordained by religion, and practiced by millions... There is nothing wrong with circumcision, but there is everything wrong with being a ignorant bigot like you fucker
I can see this being a thing.
At least she didn't try to pass off a fake one
>like Trump did
It's pretty common not to have your original birth certificate, but why would he LIE about it?
>aside from being a pathological liar
It doesn't really matter if he would, and it doesn't matter what you think of him. That's all unimportant, childish banter, completely meaningless.
None of that changes the fact that Putin is a TYRANT, and he pays shills to support Donald Trump.
I think making fun of barbaric acts like hacking up perfectly fine baby genitals is more moral than actually committing them.
Who are you to deny me the right to mock barbaric religious practices?
OMG I cannot believe I am reading this........ There is NOTHING barbaric about a practice that brings meaning and comfort to millions of wonderful people.... FUCK YOU IGNORANT BITCH
>The most useless things ever created by humans
Putin made a whole plane-full of scientists disappear.
And yeah, the open, unquestioned assassination of political rivals in the streets is fucking BULLSHIT. Putin is a tyrant, there is simply no other way to describe him.
All your pathetic bitching about Hillary is clearly just political maneuvering compared to the inhuman crimes of Trump's backer Putin.
>Male genital mutilation brings meaning and comfort
I'll bet you're okay with female genital mutilation too then. Lol, I dub thee Anon the Barbarian.
No need to hack people up if you can use soap instead you moron.
>supporting someone that is clearly a paid agent of a Russian tyrant
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO CONSERVATIVES?!?
I blame FOX and their Saudi owners.
No, look at any CNN article and the comments at the bottom. Every one has a bunch of low IQ retards calling for torture mobs.
Religion is a way to pacify all those people with a story about how all the bad people will go to hell after they die, but good people get to live forever and see grandma again
Used to, they actually sold about $200M worth of stocks last year, when FOX started tanking.
They still have plenty of investment in 21st Century FOX Movies and other international Newscorp media tho.
FOX is a dying brand, and they're smart enough to move their money to other media outlets.
Putin is not a "boogie man", Putin is an existential threat to America who hates freedom and out way of life. Putin is afraid of the accountability that would come with having a proven leader in the White House. Under Clinton's presidency, Putin and all of his trolls will be put in prison.
But you don't have to bend all the way ove.
Also you start putting your sock on at your toe you fucking retard retard.
As someone with a back injury and still pretty young, I see this could be a good thing.
Fuck I'm even going to try fine one.
You will learn one day, maybe through injury, maybe through old age.
They also own the Wall Street Journal, the DOW Jones publication, Harper Collins Publishers, Hulu, the New York Post, etc., etc.
You cannot escape their touch, anon, no matter how far you distance yourself from tailerpark people.
>also, they play FOX in government buildings
You can bend your knee to get your sock over you toe, decreasing the distance you'd have to bend
You STILL have to straighten your leg with your hands at your ankle to use this device, making it all but pointless.
Learn a little physical therapy before acting like a condescending douchebag.
The fact that you have to find someone you deem more pathetic in order to justify your position is FUCKING SAD.
Grow some fucking PRINCIPLES you dumb shit shill, and quit supporting Putin's takeover.
My wife actually uses this for the kids to save time slicing with a knife, thens spends three times as long trying to clean the thing out. Retarded
>You can bend your knee to get your sock over you toe, decreasing the distance you'd have to bend
This is very hard when you are 6'4 with a fucked up back.
>You STILL have to straighten your leg with your hands at your ankle to use this device, making it all but pointless.
I do not understand you, you pick up the frame, put the sock on it, put the frame on the floor, put your foot in the sock, and pull on the frame pulling the sock onto you leg.
That 5, 6 inches it saves you makes a big fucking diffrence when you have a fucked up back, bending down that far every fucking morning for the rest of your life making your pain from 5 to 9, even just for a second, every day. I'm not nice.
>Learn a little physical therapy before acting like a condescending douchebag.
Live one day with my pain and you will agree with me, I did my back in 7 years ago, I have around another 60 years to live with it every day.
Fuck you, I have the right to sound condensing.
When will Hillary send the money back? (she won't)
And THIS little guy
>FOX, WSJ, Hollywood, all owned by the same guy
>FOX takes turns bitching about Wall Street and "Liberal elite" Hollywood, never recognizing the fact they are COWORKERS
It's actually a pretty standard strategy, using other property to create conflict and ratings boosts for your news outlet.
It's why the same guy who owns FOX and caused 9/11 paid for the "TERROR MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO"
>and only FOX was interested in the story
Or how about you fucking retards just use shoes that dont require socks. If your using something like that you aint going out picking up bitches or going to high stakes job interviews, your sitting in your chair crying about disability socks and how lifes not worth living
G..g..g..George, is that you? Sorry Herr Soros, I didn't realize...
>You don't like Trump
>therefor you must like Hilary
this part of the world.
It will be better a large sea that unificate Caspian and Black seas
I take it you aren't familiar with Carl the Cuck. He's actually a guy who called out to a Trump supporter "Do you not see how Donald Trump is like Hitler?", then when asked how Donald Trump is like Hitler his entire response was yelling out "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" with a smug face.
It really isn't about whether Donald Trump is or isn't like Hitler or not, it's more about how fucking stupid this guy was being to actually believe his argument was some sort of checkmate.
As for calling any candidate Hitler, it's a very immature argument. It's called Reductio ad Hitlerum, and many supporters on both sides do it. Conservatives call Sanders and Obama Hitler, because their policies are more socialized. Nazis were socialists, so therefore, they Sander and Obama are Hitler. On the other hand, liberals call Trump and George W. Bush Hitler, because they favor stronger national security and stricter immigration policy. The Nazis had a strong sense of nationalism as well, therefore, Trump and Bush are Hitler.
And being like Hitler is known as bad universally, right? Why is Hitler bad? Because he reaped genocide and invaded neighboring countries. Is any candidate in this upcoming presidential election promising or even able to reap genocide and annex any country?
No, the Hitler argument is an uncreative kick to the groin.
There are many parallels to religious extremists
>bread changing to jesus
>men changing to women
>you are a sinner from birth
>you have white privilege from birth
>You cant prove God isn't real checkmate atheists
>Trump is Hitler checkmate conservatives
>anyone who questions Jesus dying for sins is evil and going to hell
>anyone who questions racism is evil and should be in jail
lol Hill Shills getting a little worried about those recent poll number i guess
iphone for that price
-no native 3G callingwith out GPRS
-no FM/AM radio
-no 3.5 jack
-no microsd memory
still claims to be smartest and is costliest to pay for apple gay orgy
Motherfucker you fuck off you virgin pussy fuck! Those things are the tits! My pet rock outlived my fucking doggo! This shit can learn dope ass tricks! Fuck it killed the homeless man near my apartment! Fucked just knew I don't like homeless! Best pet you'll ever have you dickless faggot
Fellow German here, our invention is the best!
I've actually used one of these because a friend of mine is a gadgetfreak and always buys weird home and kitchen stuff. It seems like it might work at first but if the pizza has any sauce content it quickly covers the little wheel and just makes a huge mess. You end up holding the fork from the way back like an old timey french diplomat and nobody wants to be Normandy.
Oh so we're paraphrasing and butchering quotes now?
"Niggers don't deserve to vote unless they vote Democrat." -Hillary Clinton
"I'm a sad man who wants to take your shit and give a little back to other people." -Henrlie Banderz
keep sucking that jewdick, slav.
Holy shit I'm not going to read your entire autistic rant, but I'll just disect the parts that I did read.
>Hillary is the only candidate who understands the subtle nuances of foreign policy
Did you not read the FBI notes? She's proven to be utterly incompetent on national security, I'm sure she won't do any better on foreign policy.
>Trump would allow these enemies to enshroud America in a cloud of darkness through treason or sheer weakness
Hillary's been doing P2P with every other dictator, and maybe you don't recall, or are not old enough to recall the reset button with Russia.
And as far as preventing world war 3 goes that would be something Trump would do, not Clinton.
I mean how are you going to contradict yourself by saying that Trump would allow these hostile actors yet start world war 3?
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I started using tumbler for just pics to look at. I had no clue hipsters and sjw's used it.