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We've had reports of illegal Americans on this board, please prove to me in 10 seconds or less that you're not an Ameritard.
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>>702646006
Holly shit, please tell me this is real.

Also I weight less thank 200 pounds
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>>702646402
Yeah, but you're 4 feet tall.
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I use the correct date format of day month year
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>>702646006
i'm 6'1+ and not considered very tall
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>>702646521
I'm actually 2'11 feet
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>>702646006
>asses we kicked
>asses we saved

Pick one, europoor.
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>>702646006
>hurry derr I'm not American look at how are women are getting raped and the government isn't doing anything and in some casing paying for it also why are you not letting Muslims in your country
God why can't Muslims complete the mission and blow up the E.U
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>>702646666
*Cases
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I didn't wake up to my neighbour yelling at his fat wife that he's going to shoot her for eating all the cheeseburgers
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>>702646521
>>702646658
>>702646666
Ameritards detected
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>>702646006
>ameritard
>using internet
>using american message board
Pick one.
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hmm it's around 30 degrees right now
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I haven't got to choose between a fat racist and a hypocritical feminazi to ruin my country
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>>702646666
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>>702646006
I don't drive a car to go to a store that's a block away.
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>>702646813
Tim Berners Lee. Look him up faggot
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>>702646771
We have come to this to liberate you. You're welcome.
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>>702647050
>>702646771
FUCKING KEK'D M8
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>>702646771
>ameritards detected

I posted a bald eagle with an American flag back ground in addition to mocking your faggot continent. You didn't so much "detect" me as i slapped you across the face with my star spangled cock.
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>>702647017
Check these out muslimfag

Robert Khan
Vint Cerf
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>>702646658
So... we're just gonna pretend Vietnam and the Middle East never happened then?
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>>702647329
/thread
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>>702647329
Except 10 of those countries you can't have guns, explosives, buy a chunk of land and blow it up with a nuke. You can't even walk down your Muslim streets without getting hit with a "oi m8 das a 500 pound felony I reckon fo crossing the street without a cross walk". Keep going on about your freedom. Niggers in the US have more freedom than whites in the EU. They can kill and get away with it. Freedom.
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>>702646771
>implying being a American is bad
And if you point out retards note the same can be done with any country
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>>702647566
We toppled multiple middle eastern governments and shot the world's most wanted man. Hardly call that a loss.
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>>702647694
Toppled governments which then gave rise to extremist groups. Can't really call it a win either.
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>>702646006
I live in europe
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>>702647694
Then created ISIS, good job
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>free healthcare
>polite people everywhere
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>>702647644
Theres no such thing as jaywalking in our countries because we arnt retarded enough to have a law that makes it illegal to cross the street when we want you fuckstick.

2/10 shit bait for getting me to respond nigger
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Merkel ist gar nich so gut.
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I don't have diabeetus
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>>702646006
I use the metric system
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Ameritard here and I hate my country. Seriously considering denouncing my citizenship.
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Im 1.79 m tall and i weigh 60 kilogramm
Outside it is 19 C°
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>>702647644

Jaywalking isn't a crime here, asshat.

Also, "felony" is just a word over here.

Your ameritard is showing.
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>>702647777
Quads of truth, the Lord has spoken
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>>702646006
I only own 10 guns
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>>702647340
lost
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I'm 190 cm tall
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>>702646006
9x9=81
happy now?
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>>702647694
The world's most wanted man, the man who the US fucking created.
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>>702647777
quads of truth
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>Freedom
>best country
>Not a faggot
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I'm from Texas
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>>702646658
Come back when you get a history that doesn't make you look like a cunt

>Come back when you have history
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>>702646006
Why dont you want to own guns?
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Jeez im so happy i live in germany americans are so fucking uneducated
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>>702648446
My parents aren't cousins for starters
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>>702647958
>>702648243
Look how easy it is to find the muslimfags. Also walking across the street without a marked cross walk can get you a fine in muslimville. Cmon I expected you muslimfags to know your own laws.

>BTW not american, would love to be though!
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>>702648446
Because I'm safe enough to have no need for a gun. This is a kind of freedom you will never understand.
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>>702646006
I dont want freedom of speech...... i love islam.... teas great right????? *Increasingly getting more nervous* whats a dentist??????? ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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I don't let niggers fuck my white wife and/or family members, and when something happens i don't act like a fucking drama queen. Oh, and i don't own a fucking gun
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I'm starving and strung out on krokodil
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>>702648509
Germany? Is that the land known now as muslimland?
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>>702648517
you ever shoot gun son?
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>>702646006

I do not shart in mart
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>>702646006
Did you know most young adults in England don't know that butter comes from cows and that another 10% think bacon comes from wheat or corn?
How about this, roughly a third of those faggots don't realize eggs come from chickens.
So yes, I'm American, suck my dick you retarded Brittlebong.
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>>702648592
Damn, you just described Europe while trying to be funny and describe America.
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>>702646749
That's Canada mr randy bobandy
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I'm 189cm high, weigh 92kg and it is 21 Celcius deegres warm outside.
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>>702646006
>Weigh less than 200 pounds
>Smoke Canadian Classic Cigarettes
>Use the metric systems (km, Celsius, etc.)
>Don't give a fuck about American foot(hand) ball
>Don't own a firearm
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>>702646006
I live in a civilised country, and walk to the shop using the pavement. My favourite flavour of crisps is salt and vinegar, whilst I obviously understand that thick-cut chips are better than shitty fries.
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>>702647644
shit tier b8 anon, niggers can't even get away with being niggers in USA
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Perkele
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>>702647670
but only one of the countries claim to be "god's own country" and "The home of freedom"
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>>702647894
We armed Isis the Jews creaTed... Duh
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>>702648888
vinegar crisps are haram as fuck
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>>702646006
Do people understand also the statue of liberty was a gift from France, and only because diplomacy with egypt, who it was for originally, fell through?

Your precious statue is literally a regift from the french.
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>>702649080
> Proof that EU is going through islamanization, haram becoming a standard in their vocabulary is disgusting. Enjoy your suicidal shitskins you peasants.
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I have guns
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>>702648178
Kys you Bernie panders loving cnn watching sjw America was never great thinking bitch, the only things wrong with merica is the the government and niggers sand not necessarily in that order
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>>702649034

>not my fault, blame the jews

this meme is starting to get stale
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>>702647670
A american.

Well youre speaking volumes for your education system..
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>>702648964
Except they can. Niggers nigger it up everyday in the US, its until whites kill niggers they flip shit. They get away with murder daily. While you guys let Muslims take over your shitty "union" more and more everyday. The US let the niggers off themselves.

>inb4 amerifag, not american.
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>>702648446
why would i want everyone in the country to be able to kill me?
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I was illegal and did kindergarden to middleschool.
I later returned to my country.
U have no idea what u guys have. Ur education, security basically everything is above any country i have been to.
Since i was in the gifted program when i returned everyone was retarded. I basically was on vacation for 6 more years.
I respect usa more than mine, i just hope u overcome the stupidity of the people. By my experience, if blm and many other social movement thrive, ur country might go shit, what thry claim is complete nonsense and im sure most are under educated and complete overreacting socially correct triggered faggots. Like the spic niggers around me
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>>702646006
Metric
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>>702646006
sorry, but i cant prove it, sorry
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>>702649365
>A american

Nice job Muslim. You're speaking volumes for your education system.
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>>702649177
none of us actually care much about it though. It's just something for tourists to look at now. Same with fancy architecture in other countries. The only real value a lot of it has is that it was all structurally sound enough to hold up, and there's historical value. other than that, it's all shit, no matter what country it's in.
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>>702649416
Holy shit my grammer sucks. Back to reading
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>>702647644
Im from New Zealand and I currently have 6 guns sitting in my wardrobe 2 meters away from me.
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>>702646006
My penis is yellow and 3" long
Asian genes ftl
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I don't wander the High Plains--bible in one hand and pistol in the other--preachin' creationism and shootin' varmints.
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>>702649369
so, because your police is shit at controlling criminal niggers, USA is more free than EU?
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>>702648776
too cringy to even consider a serious response
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I use the metric system.
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>>702646006
I don't own a gun
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>>702648178
Then just do it you little bitch. Plenty of Mexicans that would work free overtime for that citizenship you want to throw away.
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I don't murder brown people and steal their oil.
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>>702649575
See the difference is, I like AUS/NZ they're like a combination of Americans/British and work well with everyone. I've never seen them get mad at anyone much.
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>>702647329
What are proper sources for 500 alex?
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>>702649340
What meme it's reality Israel is bad they own Hollywood the Rothschild family are Jews they started the Israeli secret intelligence service aka Isis they treat their non Jew citizens like shit
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>>702646006
hate us cuz you anus
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>>702646006
my car has 3 pedals
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I haven't de-stabalized the Middle East for generations to come.
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>>702649725
aka your stupid mind was blown because you didn't know bacon comes from animals. It's ok to hang yourself.
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>>702649810

*don't murder brown people to help other brown people get their oil

fix'd
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>>702649694
>your police is shit
The proper way to say that would be "your police are shit" and no.
Thought EU's education system was superior to America's? So far I'm not seeing any difference.

Anyways, why would you want to go into niggerhoods and try to stop crime when you can just let themselves weed each other out? That's what tons of Americans do. Its why so many whites, Asians, hispanics, etc just move out after the majority becomes blacks. They learned to let the niggers kill each other.
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Our police don't murder unarmed Negros for shoplifting and selling untaxed cigarettes.
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Europa is not a country
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>>702646006
My family and I average around 1300 calories a day. Happily.
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>>702646935
That's cuz ur country is already ruined, eurotrash
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>>702650239
Thank God
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>>702650249
So your family is full of all bitches then?
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I can get very, very sick and it won't push me into bankruptcy and foreclosure. LOL, Amerifats
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>>702646006
HU3HU3HUH3U3HU3HU3 BRBRBRBRBBR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f40aulY2oTU
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>>702649411
heads up they already can. Guns arent the only thing that can kill someone
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>>702647340
Lol
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>>702650300
Dubs of truth
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this post is a post
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>>702650387
Because your taxation does that for you. Lol muslimfags
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>>702650382

joe rogan told me to average 2400 while high-dosing alphabrain, this guy knows his shit
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>>702650402
Muslim education at its finest.
>Onlee peepels wit guns can keel mee
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>>702650382
Nope, we just have more to do than sit on our asses eating candy, chugging soda, and dining on processed shit that could survive a nuclear blast.
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>>702648178
fuck you then get out pussy.... move ....now
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>>702650158
i'll bet you im better at my second language than you are at yours. probably my third, fourth and fifth as well.

So freedom is police ignoring crimes becouse its more convinient that way?
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>>702648509
You mean germanistan?
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>>702650028
Lol, Halliburton controls most of the Iraqi oil fields now.
Oh, there's a good one: I know things, because I'm not a fox news watching, talk radio listening, Trump worshipping American retard!
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>>702650612
Actually stones are quite effective too, we know it from the dawn of time and we still use them.
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>>702650402
Yeah, but a 15 year old would have a hard fucking time killing me without a gun. or killing a dozen at a school for that matter
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>>702650524
Sure if you exercise and lift enough for all that energy to be used beneficially. Most do that just bc "muh tummy sez eeeeat" and weigh 300+ pounds of pure wretched fattiness.
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>>702648517
Actually marrying cousins is a eurotrash and mid east mudscum thing
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I know basic English.
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>>702650618
Men eat real food, not eurotrash "meals". I dont care where you are from but if you are a man eating less than 2,000 calories you aren't a man at all. You are a boy, or a bitch.

>more to do than sit on our asses eating candy, chugging soda, and dining on processed shit

TFW Britain alone consumes more McDonalds than America and rides faggios around thinking they're cool with their 50cc barbie toys.
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>>702648414
>someone spent the time to make this largely inaccurate bullshit picture intentionally forcing America as the bad guy
>America is the aggressor in wars where the other country is one that invaded
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>>702650501
Lol, you buy civilization with taxes, Amerifat! But I doubt you'd know much about civilization
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>>702648518
>btw i'm not american
sure buddy
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>>702646006
oh my god this picture fucking lmao the liberty shit was given to you by french you fat idiots
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>>702650933
>tfw this jackass thinks I'm from a white country.
You study the ancient art of kekilingus, no?
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>>702647340
Based anon
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>>702646006

>ameritards not knowing statue of liberty was a gift from the french

oh lawd
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>>702648178
Please stay in your own country.
Signed,
The Rest of The Planet
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>>702650711
You already proved yourself wrong when your opening statement was flawed. Move along Muslim.

Once again, when you have a virus what do you do? Attack it? Yes at first, but eventually it builds up an immunity. After a while it becomes immune and fights back, same thing niggers are doing now. To truly get rid of the virus you keep calm and wait it out, what america is doing now. Get with the times man.
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>>702650776
I was just making fun of that anon for thinking guns can only kill people.
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>>702650731

I was agreeing with you retard, a majority of oil extraction in the ME, regardless of company is subsidized by the saudis

funny that they fly under the radar for actual slave labor and other human rights violations, look that shit up
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>>702647777
>>702647894
>>702648321
Is this really what europoors are resorting to?
We somehow "lost" in the middle east because the governments we toppled lead to a power vacuum?
We shouldn't have to remind you faggots what losing really means, considering we've ruined half of your empires.
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>>702648776
Did you know that 100 percent of Amerifats pull bullshit statistics out of their ass?
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>>702650957
Once again not american but would love to be over a muslim! Keep trying muslimtard.
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SHART IN MART
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>>702650959
Not, you can try and get it out of me if you want to though anon! Its a great night to be fucking with Muslims!
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>>702651265
Too late. I'm going to find you and stone you for making fun of Muslim education.
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>>702651064
If you aren't from a white country and are eating less then what your body actually needs I realize then you're a poorfag in a poor country. Sorry for your life anon.
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>>702651359
Damn son, you just embarassed yourself. A simple search on the browser of your choice would confirm what I said but instead, you confirmed the retardation of non-Americans by speaking without doing any research.
This action embarrasses you online, which is super serious. It also lends credence to the idea that non-Americans are subhuman.
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>>702651491
Okay. Let me kiss your hijab before you finish me off though, anon?
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>>702651287
Lol,you Amerifats even suck at agreeing
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I'm an illegal. But at least im not black.
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>>702651583
Your brain is pretty useless, huh. Big surprise, the American is a fat idiot with a mouth somehow bigger than his stomach. Korea, asians in general, eat efficiently, healthily. Enjoy your short life while jerking off in asian threads wondeting why we don't like your kind. Kek of the day tho, I'll give you that.
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>>702651653
>Fuck you, it's true!
>Amerifat citation
>Lol, retarded American inbreds
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>>702651806
WHAAATTT 2 AMERICANS NOT AGREEING?? Its called having different opinions and freedom of speech. How dumb of a eurocuck do you have to be to try and start something that is this petty.

Cmon, keep trying to get the Americans! I find it hilarious how they're keeping you girls in a corner on your own eurothread.
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>>702652006
I actually read that on a brittlebong site and the study was done by a yurocuck agricultural organization. You can keep going and being retarded though at this point you're just making chimp noises tbh fam.
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>>702651333

but don't we rely on missile bases in europe, allies in the M.E. and asia to contain russia/china? Aren't those bases important for being able to project power (and capital) across the world?

I don't understand, fellow american, are geopolitics really this unstable that some unperceived side-effect of our own stupidity could cause some major fuckups down the road?
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>>702646006
we should have let the Germans keep you faggots. It's not like any of you were worth the lives of our grandfathers.
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>>702647340
topkek
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>>702651959
Another one trying to get me with the "amerifat" but falls short to realize I've said it about 4 times. I'm not american. Keep trying though anon, maybe some more Americans will come to fuck you up over the internet as well.
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>>702646658
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I don't give 3 billion dollars a year to Israel while homeless people build giant tent cities in my major cities.
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I can spell colour correctly
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OP is either from Britfagland, Canada, or Ausfalia. Someone should report his ass for visiting /b/; pretty sure half the porn on this board isn't legal in any of those countries.
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>>702652187
>this
We should've stayed isolationist. Left Europe to blow itself to shit and get buttfucked by Nazi Germany.
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>>702647644
>Except 10 of those countries you can't have guns, explosives, buy a chunk of land and blow it up with a nuke
you know what countries you can do that? somalia, sudan, kenya, syria, iraq, uganda... get the point?
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>>702652301
>Have an extra letter in a word
>Doesn't pronounce it

You know you would spell it color like the Americans but don't want to hurt your pride.
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My town is full of sandniggers.
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>>702652329

how else would've we survived the great depression without balkanizing? :^)
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>>702647329
Hong Kong is not a nation.
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You're all faggots, regardless of country of origin/residence.
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>>702652437
Non of those are in EU, get the point?
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>>702647644
largest prison population on the planet
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>>702652187
>thinking the battle of Britain didn't happen.

Us brits were fine on our own, we just needed help liberating the cheese eating surrender monkeys
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>>702652532
Oops here let me fix that, none*
Keyboard malfunction.
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>>702646951
>You don't have the option. Poor faggot
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>>702652230
So you're just another fatass. Ok then.
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>>702647566
Vietnam was not a lost war. Mission objectives were not accomplished. Hippy faggots wanted out. We weren't beaten militarily. We had nukes at the time. Just a push of a button Vietnam could have been a shitstain.
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>>702652230
>I'm not american
>we will be greeted as liberators!
>Saddam has wmds
>I did not have sexual relations with that woman
Oh, there's a good one: I can open my mouth without lying
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>>702652549
The Americans have to put the illegals somewhere. Also can't kill the viruses like the Nazis did.
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>>702646771
EUROFAGS POSTING ON AMERICAN MONGOLIAN BOARD

MADE BY AN AMERICAN
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>>702652691

>Just a push of a button Vietnam could have been a shitstain.

real life isn't a game of Civ 5
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I don'd have do brove anydhing :D
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>>702652160
>I actually read that on the Internet!
>Amerifat citation
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>>702652734
except the prisoners aren't illegal immigrants, you fucktard.
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>>702652689
>When you try your best, but you don't succeed..
Think they made that song for you anon.
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americans confuse me, just how tall is 1 fahrenheight
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>>702647777
Eradicated the Taliban completely and destroyed Al Quiada to non effective numbers. Muslims are simply goat fucking savages and there will always be one group or another.
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>>702646006
Fuck off you goat fucking, Islamic, Socialist, Commie faggot.

USA MOTHER FUCKER.
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>>702646006
>using the many vs the few

It's not my fault the majority of America is retarded OP...
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>>702652695
No you can't. Good try however.
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>>702652756
>taking pride in 4chan
you must really love those traps.
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>>702646549
Fuckin this
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>>702652006
You know Europeans during the dark ages inbred to keep bloodlines "pure" right?
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>>702646006
Colour
Alumin>I<um
Cup of tea
Fish and chipa
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>>702652940
You sure are quite delusional... not sure if truly not American.
Ashamed Puerto Rican perhaps.
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>>702652982
>created ISIS by removing Saddam
Amerifat victory
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>>702652769
quit thinking youre someone with a worthy opinion
your life is not in your own hands faggot
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>>702648509
>>702650725
Shit I keked. That one caught me off guard.
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>>702653078
They also threw buckets full of shit n piss out their windows onto their streets. So their streets were covered in shit n piss.
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>>702646657

>2'11

Is that the time or what the fuck is it? Are those random numbers?
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>>702653167

oh ok

damn, that really made me think
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>>702646006
Inshallah fellow Europeans!
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>>702648529
>gets stabbed to death and wife gets gang raped
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>>702653078
>thinks the "dark ages" is still academically recognized
>Amerifat education
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>>702652895
Alone 200,000 of them are illegal Mexicans. Thats just in the western part of the US. Want me to bring other races into it also?
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Proof? I hate donald trump
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ey voy me fellow goyims
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>>702653350
Just because it's not academically recognized doesn't change the fact you moron.
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>>702651333


name one empire the us destroyed

also: i actually know a bit about history
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>>702653106
Neither. I'll give you hint. I was born in a "offshore account" type of manner.
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>>702653350
That's why you fuckers have those hideous fuckin teeth mate
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>>702653296
what is there to think about?
did you actually think you were someone?
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One thing that I do find pretty interesting lads, is that in American schools they teach that America essentially won ww2 singlehandedly. Despite the fact that they didn't actually do much and it was more Britain holding out and Germany poking the bear that is Russia, then Russia coming and shitting on Germany.
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>>702647777
Correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm not, but there were British soldiers in the Middle East for 13 years. Apparently the government of your perfect liberal society found the project was worthwhile. Point being that you faggots are patriotically waving your red, white, and blue while falling right in line with the evil US "gubment" that is terrorizing the world.

TL;DR eurocurrys have their lips wrapped lovingly around the equivalent of the US's throbbing cock.
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>>702653503
So you're a beach nigger.
And I'm out lol...wheewww fun.
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>>702653516
Don't talk about past time Britain! They'll bring their horses and swords out for a dual and won't let you "amerifats" bring your guns!
>tfw Britain loves to talk shit but hates when its dissed back at them
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>>702646006
Je suis pas putain de Ricain. Et certainement pas anglais.
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>>702646006
Have fun getting gang banged by Muslims europoor motherfuckers
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>>702653594

yes, for a moment I almost believed I was an individual with opinions and beliefs that existed outside of an anime imageboard. I almost had enough self-confidence to be an actual human being.

thank you for showing me the light though
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>>702653802
Have fun with President Clinton! How do you feel that you're no longer a democracy?
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>>702653768
"Beach nigger" that's a new one. Never seen a nigger be born on the beach. Especially where I live, never actually seen a nigger in real life. Good job on trying to get me though! I'm still white skinned.
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>>702653360
ok, so you arrest people based on race. what a wonderful and free country where it's illegal to not be white.
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>>702653360
you say that as if it's a good thing...
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>>702652695
Saddamn DID have WMD's you fucking idiot. Those chemical and nerve agents he was using on the Kurds in the 80's? WMD. He moved them to Syria which right after...oh that's right. Used nerve agents on the rebellion. Its even in liberal New York Times. Idiot.
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>>702653720
You aren't American so your opinion is automatically incorrect. You don't know how WW2 is taught here and probably got your "facts" from some other retarded europoor who also doesn't know shit. That is a completely incorrect statement and you should kill yourself for being such an autist.
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>>702646006

Es braust ein Ruf wie Donnerhall,
Wie Schwertgeklirr und Wogenprall

or more like

Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind? Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind.
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>>702653862
I'm in Canada, I don't have to deal with Clinton.
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>>702646006
Saludos putos
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>>702653350
It's academically recognized. Only butthurt liberals whine about it in Britain since it's 'derogatory'...as if it's the words fault for your ancestors basically doing jack shit of any worth for hundreds of years after the fall of Rome.
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>>702654006
Found the spic
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>>702653979
We will all have to deal with Clinton
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I can fuck as many prostitutes I like without breaking any laws.
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Where i live black lives don't matter
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>>702654006
Of fucking course!
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>>702654092
Australia?
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>>702653122
You're an idiot. No proper response given. You shouldn't be using your phone in school, faggot.
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>>702653896
Again, don't live in america.

However they do arrest people based on their citizenship. Everyday at least 200 illegal immigrants are arrested crossing the border from mexico to California.
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>>702647694
literally the stereotypical american mindset

u made me kek 9/11 m8
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>>702654188
>reads response
>butthurt
>hurrrffffggg not good enuff!!
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>>702653935
Its a good thing they're being caught and rounded up rather than forcably welcomed in as "refugees".
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>>702653485
The USSR you fucking idiot. The Japanese.
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I'm not going to be ruled by an orange fascist or a crooked plutocrat in two months. Oh, and if that did happen, I could hold a Vote of No Confidence and throw them out on their early. All because my country is civilized, and doesn't worship a 240 year old piece of paper written by slave driving tax evaders
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SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE TORILLA TAVATAAN!!!
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Alright muslimfags, eurotrash, and nignogs its been fun "banter" as some say but I gotta blast like jimmy neutron! You can call the win if you want, I don't care.

>off shore beach nigger, non american, american supporter out!

Have a good one boys!
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>>702646658
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage
fuck off burger
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>>702653720
Incorrect. To sum up, we are taught that British intelligence, American muscle and steel, and Russian blood won the war. Also, America shipped badly needed supplies to Britian almost at the very start of the war. You're welcome.
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>>702654580
I knew he was a nigger. Suntan lotion doesn't make you white, nigger.
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>>702654443
Japan still has an emperor, and the USSR collapsed under its own weight.
Crack a book, you slack-jawed Amerifat retard.
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>>702651203
faggot
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>>702654580
Bye, lying Amerifat retard!
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>>702646666
the beast
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>>702646006
> implying 4chan wasn't started by an American
dumbass
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>>702654188
>butthurt ad hominem
>Amerifat retort
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>>702646006
>lives in country beside USA
am i safe?
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I'm 6 ft tall
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>>702654021
>is too!
>amerifat citation
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>>702646666
Quad 6's checked

Unfortunately when Shillary get's in (not voted in, just in) she will have us 'culturally diversified' just like the E.U. so we wont be able to be smug about that for long
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>>702646006
I know how to make tea the proper way
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I'm not overweight
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>>702654798
Japan has a mainly ceremonial emporer, following the requirements of the Potsdam Declaration post-WW2. The Soviets collapsed from the weight gained under cold war spending due to military and economic pressure from the Reagan administration, and the need to send increasing amount of aid to Soviet satellite states for the same reasons. Just what on earth is taught in non-US history classes for you to be so ignorant of basic history?
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>>702646658
why dont you pick an american word instead of a greek one, amerifag? ;)
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Coś ty o mnie kurwa napisał,ty mała biedna kurwo? Wiedz śmieciu, że skończyłem studia oficerskie z najwyższymi ocenami i od razu po nich przyjęli mnie do GROMu, brałem udział w misjach w Kosowie, Nikaragui, Portoryko, Iraku, Afganistanie i Pakistanie i mam ponad 300 zabitych terrorystów na koncie. Jestem doskonale przeszkolony w walce partyzanckiej i jako snajper - dostałem odznaczenie dla najlepszego strzelca wyborowego Wojska Polskiego. Jestes dla mnie po prostu kolejnym celem, któremu mogę niespodziewanie rozjebać łeb z 800 metrów. Zmiote cie smieciu z powierzchni ziemii z precyzja dotad nieznana na tej planecie, slyszysz chujku? Myslisz psie, ze mozesz sobie pisac w internecie co tylko zechcesz nie poniesiesz za to konsekwencji? Blad skurwysynu, gdy to czytasz moi kumple z Agencji Bezpieczenstwa Wewnetrzego we wspolpracy z CIA namierzaja twoj adres IP, wiec szykuj swoja dupe na jesien sreniowiecza. Jestes juz kurewsko martwy, szczeniaku. Moge w tej chwili byc gdziekolwiek, ale i tak gdy tylko najdzie mnie ochota moge cie rozjebac na jeden z siedmiuset sposobow a i to tylko golymi rekoma. Poza doskonałym przeszkoleniu we wschodnich sztukach walki (znam kung-fu, karate - czarny pas, krav maga i zloty medal w jiu-jitsu) znam sie rewelacyjnie na broni, a tej mam caly arsenal i uwierz mi, uzyje jej tyle, aby z twojego marnego zycia nie zostal nawet najdrobniejszy atom . Gdybys wiedzial gowniarzu co sciagasz na siebie swoim "madralinskim" hejtem pewnie zesralbys sie cztery razy w gacie i pisal gdzie sie da, ze zalujesz chocby samego pomyslenia o tym. Ale nie mogles tego wiedziec i teraz suko zaplacisz za to najwyzsza cene. Jestes pierdolonym trupem.
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>>702653936
>have wmds in 80s
>lie to UN says Iraq has wmds now
>invade, steal oil, create ISIS
>No wmds found
>'Murrica!
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>>702653720
No US or world history class I've taken in the US, and I've had several from primary school through college, ever taught that.
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>>702653443
>Just because it's not academically recognized doesn't change the fact
>Amerifat logic
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>>702655689
> be a dumbass
>didn't finish reading
> butthole burns with anger
>types dumb shit already answered.
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I actually am Irish and I dont just say I am to seem cool.
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>>702656269
tiocfaidh ar la!
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>>702646935
That's because you don't have a choice, you already have a hypocritical feminazi
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>>702655470
>Potsdam destroyed empire
>Japanese empire richer than before war
>Amerifat God Reagan destroyed Soviet Russia with lightning from his asscrack
>Russia currently invading whomever they want, and telling NATO to go fuck itself
Christ, do they even have history books in Amerifat?
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