Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Sumus here muerte, nostra sanctos desu
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
Fuck off with this shit, you cancerous faggots
>>702643531
no u
calamity-masu'd
>wew
>>702643531
Maybe tomorrow. Probably not though.
Heading off to bed.
>masturbating twice a day will keep 3d's away. for better or for good
Miss monochrome
>>702633402
Thats why i rock a mac bruh. Yeah its a fag to play games on. But my Fuckin waifuing is top notch.
Sorry for the late reply but i was busy at a meeting.
>>702642936
>What the fuck Karen, go drink some egg nog and wake up.
>implying I have anything other than a glass of mushrooms and pickled cucumbers.
College life yo.
>>702643087
Me neither, it's really hard on me. But it's what makes money, gotta shape up and work hard.
>>702643692
peace yo
Your waifus exist and they love you
>>702644107
How dare you.
>>702643993
>Ru-chan best car
>>702644017
>Not buying unhealthy amounts of eggnog the moment they enter the stores
C'mon Karen, don't be a pleb.
>>702644166
fuck off nig nog
>loading screen claim
Tristana claimed
What's up with your breakfast
>>702644107
Get out.
>>702644107
I don't know how to feel about this
>>702643531
Bothered to put a comma but didn't bother to a period at the end.
>>702644107
AYY YO NIGGER DONT STEAL MUH PIC
>>702644444
Claiming Felix
>>702644200
I've never had eggnog and I don't think they sell it here. Never seen it. I don't even know what it is, actually.
>>702644510
are you even a weaboo?
>>702644510
.......id send you some, but it's questionable at best if it'd still be good by the time it got there.
Akame claimed
Claimed
>>702644391
I forgot to add "put". Kill me.
>>702644017
WTf is a glass of mushrooms.
>>702645127
I assumed mushrooms in a jar of oil.
>>702644560
I don't want to be a gook if that's what you're saying. I just like anime and yelling japanese words.
>>702644626
Yeah dude send me some eggnog that sounds like a great idea with no backfires possible.
So what's it made of? It tastes good? Cheap?
Tell me about the nog.
>>702645127
I'm missing a word kek, like a small glass container.
A jar, a fucking jar how could that word dance around my head like that.
>>702644800
Chen, your cooks can't even prepare a simple risotto, we're screwed man. Get in there and teach them how to
>>702645127
You get a glass, put mushrooms in it? Blend or something. I've no idea
>>702645455
autist
>>702645590
>>702644630
New akame?
Or akute with different filename?
>>702645934
not denying it?
AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME
Bad Company
I can't deny
Bad Bad Company till the day I die
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
>>702646195
DAMNIT
>>702646729
I love the digimon them song!
All I wanted was your honesty
Something more than this, something more than me
Death can take me if I can't be free
I'm not like you I'M A DYING BREED
>>702646729
>>702646787
Its too late, I've stolen your thing, I'm the lyrics guy now
>>702645455
Dude i was thirsty as fuck tell i pounded a glass of mushrooms.
also mushrooms are gross dude. They like legit grow out of the eye sockets of dead squirrels and shit.
Thread is slow this morning
ROUND TWO! SOMETHING YOU JUST DON'T WANNA DO
GO DANCING WITH THE DEVIL UNLESS YOU'RE WEARING MY SHOES
YOU GOT NERVE AND I'LL GIVE YA THAT
WATCH THE WORLD CRUMBLE WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR ASS
>>702647153
Hey Felix
>>702647153
Cozy.
>>702646868
Yeah, I do too.
But dat wuz porkyman
>>702646950
Nuuuueee
CANT EXPLAIN ALL THE THINGS YOUR MAKING ME FEEL
MY HEARTS IN OVERDRIVE WHEN YOURE BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL
>>702647153
Always
>>702647245
Who's a good kitty cat?
>>702647447
WAKE UP get your head together motherfucker
STRAIGHT UP before it's too late
STAND UP nothing ever lasts forever
CORRUPT and that's how it's gonna to stay
>>702647701
TRIGGERED
>>702647949
LET THIS TRAIN WRECK BURN MORE SLOWLY
KIDS ARE VICTIMS IN THIS STORY
DROWN OUR YOUTH WITH USELESS WARNINGS
TEENAGE RULES THEYRE FUCKED AND BORING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElvLZMsYXlo
>>702645513
I'm going to teach them some Twich mechanics.
>>702647245
Heya Galil-chan
>>702647949
No hurt ples
>>702648495
Aww shet. Go deep
>>702648384
There's a fire within,
Hate to admit it, but I always knew
Violence and sin
Keeps me fearless
Keeps me from being...
YOU
>>702648539
How's it going best catboy?
>>702648605
Its too late
>>702648725
IMA DO THE THINGS I WANT TO DO
I AINT GOT A THING TO PROVE TO YOU
I EAT MY CANDY WITH MY PORK AND BEANS
EXCUSE MY MANNERS IF I MAKE A SCENE
>>702648725
What're you going to do? Nibble me?
>>702648725
Going good right now. About to get myself some coffee and watch some shit on netflix again
>>702644496
I would turn gay for this. He is fucking adorable
>>702649049
THIS WASN'T MEANT TO BE A LOVE SONG
MATTER OF FACT THIS ONES ABOUT HATE
I FUCKIN' SAID IT, I DON'T REGRET IT
A LITTLE TOO MUCH? YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO LATE
I've turned away just one too many times
I'm tired of the reasons, sick of all the lies.
I looked away just one too many times
I'm tired of pretending, THAT I'M NOT HERE, I'M NOT HERE TO DIE.
>>702649077
>:(
Galil is a gun!
>>702649117
Noice, what you going to watch?
>>702649318
Very true
>>702646042
I mean like, what do you categorize as autist? I'm definitely not autistic as far as I know so I want to know what you see as autism.
>>702649509
That cat wields a Galil or is she the feline spirit of the Galil?
>>702649509
I don't fucking know yet tbh
Ive gotta go catch some pokes, peace out guys
>>702649757
She IS a Galil
AND A FOX REEEE
>>702649886
Watch something educational
>>702649976
Bye Kneesocks
>>702649998
I'll try to find something interesting then
Honestly smite is the kind of game I either go on a 10 win streak or a 10 lose streak, today was the losing streak
Anyways, how is everyone doing today?
>>702649998
Heehee, I like you. Don't worry, I already knew that
>>702649976
Buh bye
>>702650331
Ooooh you're tsun yun. I just now realized. My b
>best fox claim
Apparently in Neverwinter, no race has bonuses to two stats a cleric needs
great
>>702644391
>>702644932
>leaves /b/ for a week
>faggot comes and takes my wife
>>702650555
Hey Foxy
Is there so much God damned weight on your shoulders
That you can't just live your motherfucking life
The story's getting old and my heart is getting colder
I just wanna be Jekyll, but I'm always fighting Hyde
You've got rocks in your head, I can hear them rolling 'round
You can say that you're above it, but you're always falling down
Is there a method to your madness? Is it all about pride?
Everyone I know, THEY'VE GOT A DEMON INSIDE
>>702650118
They have some cool stuff on there, I watched a documentary about fungus once, very neat.
>>702650331
Good
How're you, besides the losing thing.
>>702650549
Thanks bb
>>702650555
Beat fox is already claimed, and clerics are for homos and small titty women
>>702650793
I'll keep that in mind, Galil-chan
>>702650756
hello dragon lady
>>702650793
>not having a healer on the team
have fun getting rekt by the boss
>>702650549
i uh im not sure i follow
i have been here for some time, we even talked
>>702650793
this is galil?
thought you had a fulltime job, good to see you nevertheless
im doing fine, college wasnt as bad as suspected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cGglTRDYQU
Is that a rainbow?
Fuck all the mind games
Fuck all the lies
Fuck what you think
Fuck all of you guys
Fuck what you heard
Fuck what you said
Fuck all your words YOU'RE ALL FUCKED IN YOUR HEAD
>>702651122
>Not doing enough damage to kill the boss before he even stands up from his throne
Have fun getting killed by the boss
>>702651303
Its labor day, we get the day off.
>>702651122
What's new with you?
>>702651303
I couldn't make out the pic in the stream and I couldn't put two and two together. Whoops. Let's have breakfast together! I'm eating oatmeal and some diced beef lung stew leftovers from yesterday
>>702651563
>Hi, I've never played an MMO before
>>702651675
Nothing really, just trying to find a game to dump time into
>>702651563
oh right i forgot. Sweet
any plans?
>>702651675
i will change it then, its been some time anyway
>diced beef lung stew
as breakfast?? uhhh i will pass
also its 5 30 pm here
>>702651562
The video poses a hypothetical reality I don't want to live in.
I'm the apocalypse
With a fat lip
I never did and I still don't give a shit
I'm such an outcast
You swore I'd never last
I got news for you
This ain't my last dance
>>702651815
MMOs are for fags, DPR worked for my barbarian who threw greatswords in Pathfinder.
>>702651977
Well, everyone else had to work today (offices don't believe in holidays) so I just went home and I guess I'll just fuck around here, play Xbox and jerk off a lot.
>>702652112
Hope dies last in a hospital
But has a habit of doing it next to you
While you shit kick around with your eyes to the ground
Like a bowerbird appropriating anything
The colour blue.
>>702652112
>holidays
is labor day a holiday, i have no idea why it exists tbh
good shit though, what you playing?
They'll never take me alive
In the pit
Blood on the bricks
Don't look back CAUSE I GOT YOUR SIX
WONT'T GO DOWN, NEVER GONNA QUIT
Don't turn back CAUSE I GOT YOUR SIX
>>702652332
Who are you, Mr.Oneoff?
>>702652352
I don't either, but its a day off so whatever.
I'm probably going to play Wolfenstein:The New Order or Skyrim
>>702649676
a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by great difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concepts.
Hello guys
I show up just before taking a shower
>>702652957
I am me
>>702653020
Thanks for the description of yourself
>>702653153
oh Hello
enjoy your shower
Everybody hurts
Everybody bleeds
Everybody bends to fill a need
Everybody's born with their own curse
And I'm not alone
Everybody cries
Everybody breathes
Everybody wants to feel they're free
Deep inside I know what I am worth
A life of my own
>>702653153
I don't recognize you, but hello
>>702653193
I'm scared
>>702653214
He is autism?
>>702653273
Hi
>>702653378
Maybe you don't know me,like I couldn't find out who you are,but little does it matter,right?
It could have been much worse
But it should have been better
I know I'd hurt you, deserted you
And now I see it clear
I pulled you closer, tighter
'Cause I knew you'd disappear
>>702653559
Not really.
>>702653704
>can't open a bottle correctly
Galil a shit
>>702653378
Hello, Scared
>>702652957
yea man free days are the shit
didnt know that wolfenstein was even on the 360
did you play any other Elder scrolls game?
i just cant get into skyrim for some reason
>>702653153
whats up
how you doing today?
>>702653825
>>702652957
>Plebs not playing Return To Castle Wolfenstein
Get out.
>>702653704
Oh you think so?
But this is anon space…so I think you should care of who you are so much…though I admit the importance of the recognition.
>>702653825
Nothing special occured
but it is said that no news is good news,you know?
>>702653993
This thread is still up?!
I just can't compromise, apologize
There's nothing you can say
We both knew
It would always end this way
>>702653765
Oi.
>>702653763
You shush, your waifu can't shoot people
>>702653825
It has like 6 discs but it's worth it.
Also, I only got into RPG games when I got a free copy of Skyrim from a friend, so no.
>>702653993
I don't have an Xbox m8, just a 360.
>>702654099
Alright, well who are you?
>>702654148
The longest I've seen a thread go was two hours
>>702644496
his name is ferris
>>702654099
exactly, just a plain old boring day
i love them, especially when its supossed to be a busy day
>>702653993
i have never played a wolfenstein game
only god can judge me
>>702654227
jesus 6 discs? i thought was only during the ps1 era
>ff7 pretty much had a disc for a single cutscene
oh i see, you enjoying it then?
what kind of class you playing?
>>702654227
It is best enjoyed on PC.
>>702654227
Well…I am said "loliconanon" due to the waifu I claim
However…no matter how terrible I look,how could I deny this cuteness of "shiny gift"?
>>702654541
What's stopping you? It's like 600Mb.
>>702654099
OMG I failed to add "not" between you and should kek
>>702654247
I dunno, just seems longer than normal for this time of day. I mean, I went to the store, went home, made my friend a cheesecake (pic related) and then went over to his house.
>>702654509
Wew lad you know that's another name for him right?
>>702654611
eh pretty much a full steam library
plus some online games
plus a gamecube
i have enough to play and it doesnt look that appealing
>Being tail gunner on a bomber is dangerous
>>702654227
she has magic, no guns needed
>>702654834
Psy~
You're missing out.
>>702654148
No, the thread is down, this is actually just a dream you're having
>>702654541
I'm playing a dark elf who wears light armor but heavy gauntlets and boots )it just looks 2gur man) and uses magic and the laser sword from Dragonborn right now, but I might switch to an archer.
>>702654549
I don't have a PC
>>702654555
Well, I'm Galil, I like guns.
>>702654869
What kind of magic
>>702654797
>Those eyebrows
Triggered
>>702654555
loliconanon do you want to sex lolis? (・ω < )
>>702655044
(It just looks 2gud man)*
>>702655044
Nice get Galil-chan
And i can't help you with your triggered problem
>>702654797
no?
When touhou characters have to play "danmaku gokko",why those who have the ability to shoot barrage need to have a tinier and more fragile mere gun?
>>702655214
"Felix Argyle (フェリックス・アーガイル), commonly known as Ferris (フェリス), is Crusch Karsten's knight"
Wew lad looking things up is easy
>>702655044
magic that destroys whatever she wants
Best Boat claimed.
>>702654951
perhaps anon
but do i have any reason to believe you?
i might check it when im bored
>>702655044
holy shit galil...
you just described my character, what the fuck
arhcery are so hard on console, i feel like the slightest movement of the controll stick makes you look the complete other direction
>>702654724
I don't think that's how it works. That's a literal block of cheese
>>702655391
fgt
>>702655481
>>702655281
teach me
>>702655391
You must believe, I've played that game for 12 years at least. Sure, not often, but I still find it fun when I do decide to load it up. Like NFSU.
>>702655044
Oh you like うぽって,"uppotte" right?
How about any other humanized weapon story like Kankore?
>>702655067
I wish I could(this doesn't mean that I have the plan to do so,of course!),but rather,I wanna adore her
Fucking virgins.
>>702655767
fine we will see
meh thread is slow as fuck, im just gonna play some more vidya
later again
>>702655007
I must have fallen asleep at my friends pretty fast then.
>>702655421
I know, it's glorious! He wanted to smack me. He instead gave me a hug. But he still wanted to smack me.
>>702655968
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY FUCKING GENDER!?
>>702655968
fuck you nigger
>>702655528
Do you like being called a faggot?
>>702655528
maid fgt
>>702655784
adore her?
sounds more like a daughterfu then (・ω ・)
>>702655968
I'm saving myself for sachi :^)
>>702655206
Thanks, I'm get master.
>>702655319
>Sit 500 yards away
>L33T snipar her
Rekt
>>702655386
Privyet boat
>>702655784
Yeah, Upotte one of the few anime I watch, never watched Kankore
>>702655391
Yeah, that's what is stopping me from switching, plus the fact that I love my character and spent hours setting up his house on Solstheim and building his house near Falkreath.
>>702655968
Its pretty good
>>702656116
im used to it
see>>702656121
>>702655784
Hey lolicon, is kancore supposed to be kancolle? I never understood the interchangeability between R and L in Japanese.
>>702656369
'R' sounds like a mix of L and R in english. Essentially roll your tongue like in the L phonetic but also try say R. That's the best way of explaining it. It's not quite L but not R either.
>>702657096
Privyet Gardy
>>702656013
Yeah
I'll be back need to take my nephew to the sitter's across the street
>>702657209
xaxa)))) hallo komraden
How u?
>>702657209
Kill yourself.
>>702655386
Hello big yamato!
>>702656121
well…anyway what is certain is that I LOVE her.
>>702656217
Characters in Kancolle may be good for you,weapon lover,though you like small arms,not heavy and big weapons like fleet it will not meet you
>>702656369
Japanese コレクション is transliterated into "korekushon" so I decided to write according to Japanese descriptions
however if I chose to write it to English spells it would be "kancolle"
Double trouble
>>702657532
yep
and im sure she loves you (・ω ・)
>>702656282
see>>702657397
>>702656217
"Kankore" makes me think 'canker' as in 'canker sore' or the Kanker Sisters from Ed, Edd 'n Eddy.
Aside from Kancolle being a shit, (don't worry, all idle games are a shit) the boatgirls can be very cute.
>>702656013
Don't worry, I thought it worked like that too when I first heard of the term
>>702657389
I'm good porkman lover
>>702657397
Compelling argument, but no
>>702657532
Yeah boats aren't really my thing
Also, you talk weird.Is English a second d language for you?
>>702657787
Oh shit its Waifu Machine!Where have you been man, I've missed you.
>>702653020
I'm actually an extrovert though, I make friends pretty easily. I don't think I fit that bill, not by a longshot.
>>702657990
Alright, you aren't autistic then
>>702657990
Did everything turn out alright with your university stuff?
How's you goat doing?
>>702658149
he isnt but i am tho
xD
>>702657983
great to hear komrade, you ready to spread superior communism across entire world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UngWMfwTpY
>>702658197
>>702657983
And I've missed your ears.
>>702658149
I wouldn't go that far.
>>702658459
nice feet
>>702658253
My goat is fine, he says hi.
My university stuff is all set, registered, went on my first day today, saw a lot of friends and got everything on track. Are you doing well Jibril?
>>702658149
Neat.
>>702658358
Woah there.
>>702658459
nice feet sacho
>>702643359
And I'm back again now
>>702657235
Have fun Kitten!
>>702657912
Nah, I know that's not what it is. But this nigga REALLY loves cheese, s I figured this would be good for some laughs.
>>702658303
Uh, sure.
>>702658313
Privyet
>>702658358
Thanks Waifu Machine, I was gone for a while but I'm back now
i don't remember a bow and arrow in BF4
but it's pretty fun to use
>>702658459
>>702658513
same fag
>>702658655
>>702658703
I raffed
>>702658713
You scrub
>>702657983
Oh you think my english is odd
For what point you point out so?
I will take it as a way to refine
I'm jap,who are said to have the poorest ability at English
>>702658584
I'm always doing well, nothing to complain about
>>702658586
thats 23,jpg not sacho
>>702658746
fuck off megu
>>702658875
Not Megu.
Care to try again?
>>702658703
Well I'm back
Wasn't that fun standing in the cold, trying to keep the kid warm by any means necessary for about 5-10 minutes
![AA [15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xk4DQna.jpg "AA [15].jpg")
>>702658197
Good morning.
>>702658958
What the fuck
Fucking image swap bullshit
>>702658712
Hi.
>>702658584
Hey there Karen.
Mei
>>702659209
.. Is shit
>>702658703
I'm just wondering what his initial reaction was from when you said "I made a cheesecake" to when you showed him the block of cheese
>>702658958
Use a bonfire!
Alternatively, engine heat is very effective!
>>702658856
Its just weird, for example you said " For what point you point out so? ", most people would say " What makes you say that? " or " What's weird about it? ".
Damn an actual Nip on 4chan, thats likes a unicorn.
>>702658958
Zozzled
>>702659053
How's it going?
>>702659209
I like those boots
>>702659387
Shit
>>702659387
You know who was better boots, and is less fat, and cuter, and better in literally every way?
Kyoko.
>>702659387
It goes well, just woke up. Tired, a little bit nauseous. Have some albums I want to listen too today.
How're you?
>>702658856
>I'm jap,who are said to have the poorest ability at English
You should be happy that your primary language is extremely hard to learn for anyone outside Japan.
Here people learn English rather easily because we grow up surrounded by it, be it through games, movies or music. I assume in Japan you play mostly games that are in Japanese.
>>702658197
Pocky eater.
>>702659333
Level with me here, but why suggest a bonfire?
>>702658856
>though you like small arms,not heavy and big weapons like fleet it will not meet you
Not big guns like a fleet(ships?) would have, it would not suit you
>For what point you point out so?
What have it away/What makes you think that/Why do you point it out
This is a hard one because I don't know what you were trying to say exactly
Most of the time you're missing some Word or mixed up the order
I'm not galil btw
>>702659333
I can't really start a fucking fire and don't have a car
It's whatever now though, he's over there and I'm trying to get warm again
>>702659387
lol,yeah you are right,it's my fault and bad habit
I will take a shower,leave for a while
Bye
>>702659593
Waddup AK
>>702659593
Hello.
>>702659774
Bye.
we need spider man thread
>>702659542
I don't know who Kyoko is tbh
But I like me some big, clunky, oversized boots and gauntlets.
>>702659562
I'm good, was planning on fishing and eating crab today but everyone else left so I just went home.I'm probably just going to post here all day.
>>702659774
All right, see you then
>>702659828
hey nothing much. how are you?
>>702659969
hey there how was the game?
>>702660104
Just like most people don't know who He is.
Let me ask you something.
Who is the greatest Hero of Time?
Sneaking in before new thread.
>>702660187
It went good.
You up to anything?
>>702660104
Ah, that's kinda sucky. I enjoy fishing a lot.
>>702660075
Go make more button memes with Chad
>>702660187
Finishing breakfast and about to study some maths.
>>702660305
sneaking in image before new thread
>>702660222
No answer?
>>702660468
Zelda
>>702660305
Sneeking in something lewd
>>702660222
Link I think, I vaguely remember him being called Hero of Time in one of the games.
>>702660360
Yeah, plus the crab was just thrown back
>>702660415
>Maths
Bong detected
>Galil
anyone baking?
>>702660787
Correct, but I asked for the greatest Hero of Time.
Who would it be? The Doctor?
