Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Sumus here muerte, nostra sanctos desu
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Heading off to bed.
>masturbating twice a day will keep 3d's away. for better or for good
Thats why i rock a mac bruh. Yeah its a fag to play games on. But my Fuckin waifuing is top notch.
Sorry for the late reply but i was busy at a meeting.
>What the fuck Karen, go drink some egg nog and wake up.
>implying I have anything other than a glass of mushrooms and pickled cucumbers.
College life yo.
Me neither, it's really hard on me. But it's what makes money, gotta shape up and work hard.
>Ru-chan best car
>Not buying unhealthy amounts of eggnog the moment they enter the stores
C'mon Karen, don't be a pleb.
What's up with your breakfast
Bothered to put a comma but didn't bother to a period at the end.
I've never had eggnog and I don't think they sell it here. Never seen it. I don't even know what it is, actually.
.......id send you some, but it's questionable at best if it'd still be good by the time it got there.
I don't want to be a gook if that's what you're saying. I just like anime and yelling japanese words.
Yeah dude send me some eggnog that sounds like a great idea with no backfires possible.
So what's it made of? It tastes good? Cheap?
Tell me about the nog.
I'm missing a word kek, like a small glass container.
A jar, a fucking jar how could that word dance around my head like that.
Chen, your cooks can't even prepare a simple risotto, we're screwed man. Get in there and teach them how to
You get a glass, put mushrooms in it? Blend or something. I've no idea
Or akute with different filename?
AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME
I can't deny
Bad Bad Company till the day I die
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
All I wanted was your honesty
Something more than this, something more than me
Death can take me if I can't be free
I'm not like you I'M A DYING BREED
Its too late, I've stolen your thing, I'm the lyrics guy now
Dude i was thirsty as fuck tell i pounded a glass of mushrooms.
also mushrooms are gross dude. They like legit grow out of the eye sockets of dead squirrels and shit.
ROUND TWO! SOMETHING YOU JUST DON'T WANNA DO
GO DANCING WITH THE DEVIL UNLESS YOU'RE WEARING MY SHOES
YOU GOT NERVE AND I'LL GIVE YA THAT
WATCH THE WORLD CRUMBLE WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR ASS
Yeah, I do too.
But dat wuz porkyman
CANT EXPLAIN ALL THE THINGS YOUR MAKING ME FEEL
MY HEARTS IN OVERDRIVE WHEN YOURE BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL
Who's a good kitty cat?
WAKE UP get your head together motherfucker
STRAIGHT UP before it's too late
STAND UP nothing ever lasts forever
CORRUPT and that's how it's gonna to stay
LET THIS TRAIN WRECK BURN MORE SLOWLY
KIDS ARE VICTIMS IN THIS STORY
DROWN OUR YOUTH WITH USELESS WARNINGS
TEENAGE RULES THEYRE FUCKED AND BORING
I'm going to teach them some Twich mechanics.
No hurt ples
Aww shet. Go deep
There's a fire within,
Hate to admit it, but I always knew
Violence and sin
Keeps me fearless
Keeps me from being...
How's it going best catboy?
Its too late
IMA DO THE THINGS I WANT TO DO
I AINT GOT A THING TO PROVE TO YOU
I EAT MY CANDY WITH MY PORK AND BEANS
EXCUSE MY MANNERS IF I MAKE A SCENE
Going good right now. About to get myself some coffee and watch some shit on netflix again
THIS WASN'T MEANT TO BE A LOVE SONG
MATTER OF FACT THIS ONES ABOUT HATE
I FUCKIN' SAID IT, I DON'T REGRET IT
A LITTLE TOO MUCH? YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO LATE
I've turned away just one too many times
I'm tired of the reasons, sick of all the lies.
I looked away just one too many times
I'm tired of pretending, THAT I'M NOT HERE, I'M NOT HERE TO DIE.
Galil is a gun!
Noice, what you going to watch?
I mean like, what do you categorize as autist? I'm definitely not autistic as far as I know so I want to know what you see as autism.
That cat wields a Galil or is she the feline spirit of the Galil?
Ive gotta go catch some pokes, peace out guys
She IS a Galil
AND A FOX REEEE
Watch something educational
I'll try to find something interesting then
Honestly smite is the kind of game I either go on a 10 win streak or a 10 lose streak, today was the losing streak
Anyways, how is everyone doing today?
Heehee, I like you. Don't worry, I already knew that
Ooooh you're tsun yun. I just now realized. My b
>best fox claim
Apparently in Neverwinter, no race has bonuses to two stats a cleric needs
Is there so much God damned weight on your shoulders
That you can't just live your motherfucking life
The story's getting old and my heart is getting colder
I just wanna be Jekyll, but I'm always fighting Hyde
You've got rocks in your head, I can hear them rolling 'round
You can say that you're above it, but you're always falling down
Is there a method to your madness? Is it all about pride?
Everyone I know, THEY'VE GOT A DEMON INSIDE
They have some cool stuff on there, I watched a documentary about fungus once, very neat.
How're you, besides the losing thing.
Beat fox is already claimed, and clerics are for homos and small titty women
hello dragon lady
>not having a healer on the team
have fun getting rekt by the boss
i uh im not sure i follow
i have been here for some time, we even talked
this is galil?
thought you had a fulltime job, good to see you nevertheless
im doing fine, college wasnt as bad as suspected
Is that a rainbow?
Fuck all the mind games
Fuck all the lies
Fuck what you think
Fuck all of you guys
Fuck what you heard
Fuck what you said
Fuck all your words YOU'RE ALL FUCKED IN YOUR HEAD
>Not doing enough damage to kill the boss before he even stands up from his throne
Have fun getting killed by the boss
Its labor day, we get the day off.
What's new with you?
I couldn't make out the pic in the stream and I couldn't put two and two together. Whoops. Let's have breakfast together! I'm eating oatmeal and some diced beef lung stew leftovers from yesterday
>Hi, I've never played an MMO before
Nothing really, just trying to find a game to dump time into
oh right i forgot. Sweet
i will change it then, its been some time anyway
>diced beef lung stew
as breakfast?? uhhh i will pass
also its 5 30 pm here
I'm the apocalypse
With a fat lip
I never did and I still don't give a shit
I'm such an outcast
You swore I'd never last
I got news for you
This ain't my last dance
MMOs are for fags, DPR worked for my barbarian who threw greatswords in Pathfinder.
Well, everyone else had to work today (offices don't believe in holidays) so I just went home and I guess I'll just fuck around here, play Xbox and jerk off a lot.
Hope dies last in a hospital
But has a habit of doing it next to you
While you shit kick around with your eyes to the ground
Like a bowerbird appropriating anything
The colour blue.
is labor day a holiday, i have no idea why it exists tbh
good shit though, what you playing?
They'll never take me alive
In the pit
Blood on the bricks
Don't look back CAUSE I GOT YOUR SIX
WONT'T GO DOWN, NEVER GONNA QUIT
Don't turn back CAUSE I GOT YOUR SIX
Who are you, Mr.Oneoff?
I don't either, but its a day off so whatever.
I'm probably going to play Wolfenstein:The New Order or Skyrim
a mental condition, present from early childhood, characterized by great difficulty in communicating and forming relationships with other people and in using language and abstract concepts.
Everybody bends to fill a need
Everybody's born with their own curse
And I'm not alone
Everybody wants to feel they're free
Deep inside I know what I am worth
A life of my own
I don't recognize you, but hello
He is autism?
Maybe you don't know me,like I couldn't find out who you are,but little does it matter,right?
It could have been much worse
But it should have been better
I know I'd hurt you, deserted you
And now I see it clear
I pulled you closer, tighter
'Cause I knew you'd disappear
>can't open a bottle correctly
Galil a shit
yea man free days are the shit
didnt know that wolfenstein was even on the 360
did you play any other Elder scrolls game?
i just cant get into skyrim for some reason
how you doing today?
Oh you think so?
But this is anon space…so I think you should care of who you are so much…though I admit the importance of the recognition.
Nothing special occured
but it is said that no news is good news,you know?
I just can't compromise, apologize
There's nothing you can say
We both knew
It would always end this way
You shush, your waifu can't shoot people
It has like 6 discs but it's worth it.
Also, I only got into RPG games when I got a free copy of Skyrim from a friend, so no.
I don't have an Xbox m8, just a 360.
Alright, well who are you?
The longest I've seen a thread go was two hours
exactly, just a plain old boring day
i love them, especially when its supossed to be a busy day
i have never played a wolfenstein game
only god can judge me
jesus 6 discs? i thought was only during the ps1 era
>ff7 pretty much had a disc for a single cutscene
oh i see, you enjoying it then?
what kind of class you playing?
Well…I am said "loliconanon" due to the waifu I claim
However…no matter how terrible I look,how could I deny this cuteness of "shiny gift"?
I dunno, just seems longer than normal for this time of day. I mean, I went to the store, went home, made my friend a cheesecake (pic related) and then went over to his house.
Wew lad you know that's another name for him right?
eh pretty much a full steam library
plus some online games
plus a gamecube
i have enough to play and it doesnt look that appealing
>Being tail gunner on a bomber is dangerous
she has magic, no guns needed
No, the thread is down, this is actually just a dream you're having
I'm playing a dark elf who wears light armor but heavy gauntlets and boots )it just looks 2gur man) and uses magic and the laser sword from Dragonborn right now, but I might switch to an archer.
I don't have a PC
Well, I'm Galil, I like guns.
What kind of magic
Nice get Galil-chan
And i can't help you with your triggered problem
When touhou characters have to play "danmaku gokko",why those who have the ability to shoot barrage need to have a tinier and more fragile mere gun?
magic that destroys whatever she wants
but do i have any reason to believe you?
i might check it when im bored
holy shit galil...
you just described my character, what the fuck
arhcery are so hard on console, i feel like the slightest movement of the controll stick makes you look the complete other direction
I don't think that's how it works. That's a literal block of cheese
Oh you like うぽって,"uppotte" right?
How about any other humanized weapon story like Kankore?
I wish I could(this doesn't mean that I have the plan to do so,of course!),but rather,I wanna adore her
fine we will see
meh thread is slow as fuck, im just gonna play some more vidya
I must have fallen asleep at my friends pretty fast then.
I know, it's glorious! He wanted to smack me. He instead gave me a hug. But he still wanted to smack me.
Thanks, I'm get master.
>Sit 500 yards away
>L33T snipar her
Yeah, Upotte one of the few anime I watch, never watched Kankore
Yeah, that's what is stopping me from switching, plus the fact that I love my character and spent hours setting up his house on Solstheim and building his house near Falkreath.
Its pretty good
Hey lolicon, is kancore supposed to be kancolle? I never understood the interchangeability between R and L in Japanese.
'R' sounds like a mix of L and R in english. Essentially roll your tongue like in the L phonetic but also try say R. That's the best way of explaining it. It's not quite L but not R either.
I'll be back need to take my nephew to the sitter's across the street
Hello big yamato!
well…anyway what is certain is that I LOVE her.
Characters in Kancolle may be good for you,weapon lover,though you like small arms,not heavy and big weapons like fleet it will not meet you
Japanese コレクション is transliterated into "korekushon" so I decided to write according to Japanese descriptions
however if I chose to write it to English spells it would be "kancolle"
"Kankore" makes me think 'canker' as in 'canker sore' or the Kanker Sisters from Ed, Edd 'n Eddy.
Aside from Kancolle being a shit, (don't worry, all idle games are a shit) the boatgirls can be very cute.
Don't worry, I thought it worked like that too when I first heard of the term
I'm good porkman lover
Compelling argument, but no
Yeah boats aren't really my thing
Also, you talk weird.Is English a second d language for you?
Oh shit its Waifu Machine!Where have you been man, I've missed you.
I'm actually an extrovert though, I make friends pretty easily. I don't think I fit that bill, not by a longshot.
great to hear komrade, you ready to spread superior communism across entire world?
And I've missed your ears.
I wouldn't go that far.
My goat is fine, he says hi.
My university stuff is all set, registered, went on my first day today, saw a lot of friends and got everything on track. Are you doing well Jibril?
Have fun Kitten!
Nah, I know that's not what it is. But this nigga REALLY loves cheese, s I figured this would be good for some laughs.
Thanks Waifu Machine, I was gone for a while but I'm back now
i don't remember a bow and arrow in BF4
but it's pretty fun to use
Oh you think my english is odd
For what point you point out so?
I will take it as a way to refine
I'm jap,who are said to have the poorest ability at English
Well I'm back
Wasn't that fun standing in the cold, trying to keep the kid warm by any means necessary for about 5-10 minutes
What the fuck
Fucking image swap bullshit
Hey there Karen.
I'm just wondering what his initial reaction was from when you said "I made a cheesecake" to when you showed him the block of cheese
Use a bonfire!
Alternatively, engine heat is very effective!
Its just weird, for example you said " For what point you point out so? ", most people would say " What makes you say that? " or " What's weird about it? ".
Damn an actual Nip on 4chan, thats likes a unicorn.
How's it going?
I like those boots
You know who was better boots, and is less fat, and cuter, and better in literally every way?
It goes well, just woke up. Tired, a little bit nauseous. Have some albums I want to listen too today.
>I'm jap,who are said to have the poorest ability at English
You should be happy that your primary language is extremely hard to learn for anyone outside Japan.
Here people learn English rather easily because we grow up surrounded by it, be it through games, movies or music. I assume in Japan you play mostly games that are in Japanese.
Level with me here, but why suggest a bonfire?
>though you like small arms,not heavy and big weapons like fleet it will not meet you
Not big guns like a fleet(ships?) would have, it would not suit you
>For what point you point out so?
What have it away/What makes you think that/Why do you point it out
This is a hard one because I don't know what you were trying to say exactly
Most of the time you're missing some Word or mixed up the order
I'm not galil btw
I can't really start a fucking fire and don't have a car
It's whatever now though, he's over there and I'm trying to get warm again
lol,yeah you are right,it's my fault and bad habit
I will take a shower,leave for a while
I don't know who Kyoko is tbh
But I like me some big, clunky, oversized boots and gauntlets.
I'm good, was planning on fishing and eating crab today but everyone else left so I just went home.I'm probably just going to post here all day.
All right, see you then
hey nothing much. how are you?
hey there how was the game?
Just like most people don't know who He is.
Let me ask you something.
Who is the greatest Hero of Time?
It went good.
You up to anything?
Ah, that's kinda sucky. I enjoy fishing a lot.
Finishing breakfast and about to study some maths.
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