When's the last time you had sex?
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When's the last time you had sex?
Last April, before my girlfriend broke up with me. Fuck, I miss her.
>>702638625
I think in January
Yesterday.
15 min ago
>>702638625
2 hours ago
>>702638625
3 weeks ago
>>702638625
3ish Days ago. Don't really remember, sex isn't everything anymore.
>>702638625
a few minutes ago
i just got done dicking your mother in the asshole
lmao faggot
>>702638625
Jan 2015. Doesnt feel too bad honestly. Guess I've been doing good at feelin good.
A few weeks ago, i really wanna get my dick wet again soon
Around 4 and a half years ago.
Don't miss it at all. The cottage cheese pussy and the blood make me lose my boner when I fap and remember what sex is like.
Anyone else think it's pretty overrated? I know we hate women or whatever but anyone else find sex to be pretty shitty unless it's with someone you actually give a shit about?
>>702639398
i can feel it. If I like the girl it's awesome but if i dgaf i just fuck her as hard as i can and move on.
5 weeks ago
Life is hard...
About 2 years. That was the only time.
Least I can say I'm not a virgin.
more than 5 years ago
>>702638625
Yo, OP if you but some cig and post time stamp i'll go get some. I haven't had a smoke since my b-day on 8/1. So yea... lets go
>Never.
Life is shit. So fucking shit.
Me, personally about a week ago. But yesterday I helped my dog fuck my gf
>>702639981
wrong thread. My fml. I'm drunk.
4 years ago or so. Since then its been a life choice to avoid women, they're fucking scum and mental leeches.
>>702638625
Close to three weeks ago now and goddamn, I'm fappin hard.
january
3 days ago. Thank you nofap
>>702638625
Either 2 or 3 December's ago.
Yeah, its been awhile...
Neva Had SAX
>>702638625
Saturday
>tfw 25
>tfw Aspie and never leave the house
>tfw no girlfriend & still a virgin
5 more years till Wizard status.
yestday
>>702640942
Go for it bro, don't make the same mistakes as most men.
“Only a fool learns from his own mistakes. The wise man learns from the mistakes of others.”
I'm a virgin.
And a girl who is at least a 7.
Whenever I mention it, I usually get a "why the fuck have you never had sex?" To be honest, I don't know. Maybe I am too lazy to actually meet up with someone? On the one hand, I knida want to do it, but then, I don't care enough to put effort into it.
A couple days ago. My gf has had huge uni days and i've had a long assignment so it's been a bit.
>>702641995
A grill. Tits with timestamp ?
>>702638625
With my wife a couple days ago. Though honestly, I prefer the ol 5 knuckle shuffle to having sex since I don't have to worry about another person, just me.
>>702641995
It's cliched but seriously, don't look for it desperately; it won't work out. Your first time will be pretty shit no matter how skilled the guy is, chances are the foreplay will be the better part of it.
Don't put on airs and hide a part of yourself, wait for a man who cares as little as you do.
I'm 28 and still waiting for such a woman, though I have had sex.
>>702641995
This is why I was a virgin until I was 21 years old. It's not that I couldn't get sex..... I just didn't care enough to put forth the effort.
>effort as a girl
Walk in any direction and find the first guy who looks good and ask to fuck. Stop being retarded there is no effort. 10/10 guys will fuck 4/10's.
2 days ago. Hopefully again tonight if the kids fall asleep early.
>>702638625
A year and 4 months ago. :(
>>702642224
>a wild grill appears
it's not a legendary pokemon anon.
>>702641995
you should try it out though femanon, it's not hard for a girl to get laid. but don't expect it to be that good unless you find someone you can trust and have some kind of emotional intimacy with, it's a completely different thing than a superficial one night stand
>>702638625
6 hours ago.
>>702638625
you mean with another human ?
>>702638625
2003 - AMA
>>702643136
Is it because you realised women a shit and are not a homo?
>>702643232
lol, i can just imagine the hate oozing out of you
>>702638625
2 days ago. Fucked my gf like 3 times in one day.
Testosterone is running low now and the thought of having to get hard is exhausting on its own.
>>702641995
how old? where are you from?
>>702643232
Its because I don't feel anything during it. Literally nothing.
I can fuck for two hours straight and not come, and then unload in a few seconds when beating it in the bathroom after she's gotten tired and/or sore.
After trying to cum from fucking a bunch of times I realised that sex isn't fun for me - just a lot of effort for no reward. And that's when I stopped bothering to obtain it.
Never tried fucking anything other than women, but don't get sexually aroused by the thought either - so don't think I'm a fag.
>>702641995
Sure you arnt Asexual? Literally zero effort required for a girl
16 months ago :(
>>702641995
>to put effort into it
If you really were a 7, hell, even a 3, you'd know you wouldn't need to put any effort into it. It would just present itself to you.
Fuck off, fatto.
>>702643713
A literal 2/10 could get it without effort. Heck she could lay there like a sack of spuds during too
Like 5 years ago when I was in college.
freaking 1 month and Im in a relationship
A few weeks ago
>>702643866
With a pen-friend, I assume. lel
Last night, the day before that, the day before that, the day before that.... my wife enjoys sex.... what can I say?
>>702638625
3-4 days ago.
Getting bored of sex, vaginas are overrated i prefer hand jobs and bjs lately .
Over a year ago, last gf was horny all the time.
>>702638625
March. My grills sex drive is barely existent and rarely goes past foreplay. It's killing me off considering had sex with ex near enough weekly or twice weekly
>>702638625
1973
>>702638625
July, kinda hope she comes back up for another visit soon.
>>702638625
2ish nights ago... maybe last night... I don't really recall, It really wasn't that moving.
Last week when I'm to lazy to fap I'll just get on tinder and invite some cum dumpster over such is life of being one handsome devil
Saturday
>>702639398
Fuck out of here you beta fuck
>>702638625
never
>>702639964
You gotta hire a prostitute man, you got cobwebs growing on that shit
>>702640294
I think you misunderstood the question. Lol
Well OP....
It was about the time that I got my first real six-string;
It looked awesome - I bought it at the five and dime.
I played it til my fingers bled,
I think it was the summer of 69.
>>702641995
Virgins gonna virgin. Once you have it, you'll see why.
>>702639398
Basically this, once you can have it whenever you want it stops being so all consuming unless it means something.
>>702644961
Did you and some friends from school, have a band and you tried real hard?
>>702638625
2011
>captcha: 211
november 2014
>>702643136
Have you fapped since? Story?
>>702638625
February 14, 2009
>>702643866
Time to move on bro
>>702644364
Dumbass post of the day. Winrar.
>>702638729
Sorry, man. Story?
>>702638625
probably a week ago, maybe a bit longer.
GF and I just broke up, still live together, still have pets and shit
I've been staying where i can, on friends couches, with my mom, etc.
she doesn't want a relationship right now so it's one of those situations where there's nothing i can do about it.
our 3 year anniversary would have been in about 2 weeks.
feels bad man.
a month ago, it really sucks when your girl has no sex drive whatsoever anymore.
But when we have sex its so fucking good
>>702638625
Saturday threesome
About a year, no regret but I want some pussy this time..
>>702645148
Yeah...
Jimmy quit, Jody got married.
It's silly really, I shoulda known that we'd never get far.
>>702639398
This.
Ontopic ~3 years ago.
last night
>>702641995
Where do you live ?
Never, and gonna turn 27 soon.
someone help, preferably a female.
>>702638625
Does exiting the womb count?
>>702645676
The pets man.
I got 2 dogs with my girl and they are well understood and agreed to be hers. But i love them so damn much that if things went south id probably drag it out for them.
I love my duggies, and they just wouldnt understand why im not there anymore.
>>702646049
There is absolutely no shame in getting yourself a decent prostitute.
But not a cheap one, my friend.
Pay a good amount of money, and you'll have a better time with a pro than a slut you'll spend half the night getting drunk to take home - and there isn't any pretence of having to do anything to get her off.
>>702646147
it's been discussed and she gets the dog (that's fine i hate the thing anyways) and i get the cat.
just not a dog person, she knew that, she got one anyways and it's caused me nothing but stress
Now
11 hours ago
yesterday in an amusement park
>>702639398
how can white guys be so beta like this??? like id rather be a big lipped dumb nigger anyday than to say some shit like this.
its shit like this that makes your white gf go for black dick.
>>702646339
I hear that. The youngest is a monsterous destruction machine and thinks im furniture. Her trainings coming around but i am a dog person so its totally fine and i love her anyway.
What im saying is if you arent a dog person i see why youd hate them so much. Glad that losing the dog wont be devastating for you. Good luck bro, ill quote my psychology education to assure you that advil helps breakup related pains.
Without paying ,it would be 2.5 years. But I banged a pretty hooker last week.
>>702638625
9 years ago
>>702646642
thanks for the advice nigga.
>>702645765
girl was in a slump that she recently got out off. Depressed working 50+ hour weeks and Saturdays but her schedule changed. The embargo was shit
back to drip on the reg, feels good man. 4 days straight of trim currently
>>702646196
been thinking about it. main issue is that where i live there is a bunch of black women and the only asians are AMPs with happy endings that i dont know about. i have this huge asian fetish so if i decide to dump a few hundred on a top tier prostitue i want her to be asian and therefore well worth the money.
>>702646611
sex without romantic feelings is real shit
>>702646611
He doesn't get it. You have to remember that most of these faggots have never lived in a society where a man eats when he wants to eat, fucks when he wants to fuck, and sleeps when he wants to sleep without fear or repercussion.
Most of these lily white faggots are here from reddit, thinking that it's still edgy to visit 4chan once in a while, and buy into the idea that respect should be freely given - irrespective of gender, and that women should be put on a fucking pedestal.
>>702638625
8 hours ago.
I love my GFs cunt
>>702646611
exactly. why do u think asians and white girls cheat so much?
>>702646837
So...Make a point of it. Plan a weekend in Vegas with the boys. Hire a decent girl online, blow-out on a decent suite and enjoy it.
This is your cherry my man; you think only women should get to enjoy it?
Go big, go all out, and go broke. Make yourself some fucking legendary memories that you can talk about in the future.
>>702646884
Agreed she's got a nice tight cunt
2 years ago
>>702639398
Normally I'd agree, but I dunno. After my last big breakup I kinda whored myself around a bit. A few one night stands and I can't tell if they sucked for this readon or because they were dirty fat sluts.
Got a decent FWB now and it's great. Know we'd suck as a romantic couple, but really sexually compatible and get along great, plus can fuck and flirt whenever we like with whoever we like. Both on the same page about no feelings, and it's the best.
>>702647078
el giggle
>>702646849
its still a warm pussy. I'm lucky cuz I'm black and somewhat athletic and I know how to not talk like a nigger. It's still a nut and it beats masturbation
>>702646872
exactly. fuck that. a lot of these guiys dont realize that a lot of these women want to be dominanted. I was doing that 'Being the nice black guy thing' and one girl actually walked out on me because of it. I convinced her back, grabbed her by her fucking hair and just fucked her. it wasn't any macho type of shit and i'm not gonna say I was top dog, but she totally got off on the fact that some guy just fucked her and she had no say in how she wanted it.
i had sex with that girl for like 6mo, she would come pick me up, buy me food and drop me back home. I was catching the bus with 0 money. I don't know how you could be that beta shit. At least be bi/gay. I have a friend who shows me how he fucks off CL like anytime he wants. He still gets his nut from some 20year old twink/trap
>>702647323
Get this - I rp with this girl every so often right? After a LOT of talking into it, I got her to RP as Aneeta Sarkeesian, cause she looks a little bit like her.
I spent a week with this bitch spouting fdeminist dogma at me - every time she did so, I'd whip her tiny white fucking ass into submission and make her apologise for forgetting her place in society as a woman.
>>702647323
Also, thank you for subtly pointing out and acknowledging that there's a massive difference between a black dude and a nigger.
>>702647587
Exactly fucking high five. I miss having pussy on the regular, I broke up with my ex who was that 'feminist/blm/etc type'.
She was actually surprised that I wouldnt' go with her to BLM matter shit being black, she assumed I'd be some free ticket in. First two weeks of no fucking she just talks about all this shit.
After we start fucking its 'piss on me in the shower' or 'spit on me and call me a slut' or 'wake me up in the morning fucking me'
I see so many reddit fags making threads about how their girls pressure them into sex. Or how they don't want to do it and I'm just like what planet are we on? You spend all that time trying to be with a bitch for her EMOTIONS only???
And she BEGS you to fuck her? How do you not-- I don't get these betas.
>>702647741
Fuck off... try explaining that to the nigger in my basement polishing my shoes.you fucking nigger loving beta fag
June 11th this year, with a 44 year old cunt that didn't know how to shave properly.
>>702648058
if youre gonna try to be racist you're gonna have to try a lot harder friend
did i?
>>702647940
THAT'S the key. SO many people ask "why do women prefer black guys" - Now...Here's the thing; the rub, if you will.
Women don't generally look at black guys for relationships, because, let's face it...Men aren't, period. THE DIFFERENCE between my white brothers and black guys, is that black guys haven't forgotten what it's like to simply take.
It's why I have a reasonable amount of success; I don't care what they want. They're getting a deep dicking, and that's great, but MY goal is my gratification.
We had a beta in here the other day asking how he could make taking some chicks cherry comfortable and memorable for her; there was like 10-15 guys in here suggesting dates, massages, candles, scents.
Fuck that noise. Take the bitches cherry, and make sure she can't walk straight the next morning - there's no fucking way she's forgetting that, IRRESPECTIVE of cock size.
Yesterday.
Married, 8 years. Three weeks ago. Before that? 139 days.
>>702648058
lol...Go to school, child.
>>702638625
i had it last time
cpt obv
>>702639398
Oh ya this for sure I've had way better times with girls I have a thing for that are way less attractive then random hookup chick which is shit sex.
>>702640061
How was that, enjoyed by all??
>>702648563
How old are you? that's rough man.
>>702648563
Married and 3 weeks? Was it amnesti that frequent, or did it just get less and less?
Have not had sex yet.
29 years of age, not beta, not bad looking, outgoing, just kinda.... Not a solid 8. Also come off kinda goofy.
Pic is me, enjoying sleeping in on labor day. No work today, feels good man
>>702638625
24 hours ago
>>702638625
Virgin reporting in
>>702648905
bro. I have a friend who is a 364 pound mexican guy. Luckily he has a a big frame that takes damn near 70 pounds off.
He still manages to get sex. If you're looking or going around looking you just need to act like youre going to get her. Talk to her or act like you already got her from the beginning don't try.
>>702645840
Hahahahahahahah, I don't get you guys
>>702643713
>>702643786
Exactly. A girl can literally just walk outside of the house, and the opportunity for sex will present itself.
>>702649110
It Can, too, for a guy, if only you just acted like it.
They're human beings, like anyone else, and they want the same thing that you do. Give them a reason to want it..
On Friday with my girlfriend. She finished working out so I was craving her musky butthole.
>>702649075
Its not that simple bro
Seattle area women are kinda salty.. And too far liberal.. And I'm a privileged mofo. That kinda act will them screaming rape culture bs
3 Weeks ago with a girl that my brother used to hump. We went out yesterday i ask her pollitely to smoke a joint she said no then I ask her if we could fuck but she turn down my offer. How come she wants to friend zone me at this point... We made out tho. She is like a 7 but fucks like a 10
May, I think... might have been April.... or March.
I forget.
It was sometime in the Spring, here in the Northern Hemisphere.
Pic sorta related, she'd never heard of R&M before me, and I got her addicted to it, but sadly, she was not my sister.
>>702638625
never . m 24 yrs
Try me http://lovchan.site/
27, virgin. Doesn't really bother me much. Just easier to get off to porn and go on with my business instead of dealing with all the bs that comes with other people. Also being a literal faggot in the middle of bumfuck nowhere doesn't help matters either.
>>702649371
it IS tho. As long as you say it isnt then it will be hard. If you have money (you look like youre well off) treat some average bitch to a nice date, tell her what she wants to hear and eventually you'll be fucking her.
>>702648892
Almost
>fucking autocorrect
>>702638625
about 3 years ago i think
POON RIVER,
WIDER THAN A MILE,
I'M CROSSING YOU IN STYLE,
SOMEDAY...
op keep dreaming
To the guys that haven't gotten any, I support the idea of treating them kind of crap. I'm a bit of a selfish whore and I seem to get what I want. Confidence goes a long way.
>>702649371
The face when you don't realize that's what they want to scream...
>>702649572
Social relationships sucks only need to fuck and that's all
May 2014
When I think about the amount of money I've spent in my lifetime on women that I no longer have contact with, or just trying to impress women in general, it makes me sick.
am i banned lets find out
Paying for it: 1 week
Without paying: 3 weeks
The whole time ago.
>>702648830
>>702648892
31. High school sweethearts. She got fat
>>702638625
Earlier this morning.
Last night was a bust though. I tried to shove it up her ass, and she's the least trooper in pooper that I have ever known.
>>702639134
Wow, what do you fill your life with without sex?
>Inb4 endless hours of porn and masturbation
That's a given. I mean all the hours outside of that.
have gf of 4 years and 2 kids with her
>with gf
3 weeks
>with other girls
1 week
>>702650870
Do neighbors pet dog. She's a brown beagle which I call her floppied ear bouncy bitch
A month ago with my fwb. No longer friends with her.
>>702638625
Sex? What is that? Is it better than Skyrim?
Never ;(
Last night. My wife started sucking my cock, and then got on top of me and started riding me. She can't cum when she's on top, so then we flipped over and I fucked her hard until we both came.
>>702651192
So wait.... you fuck your neighbours dog instead of having real sex? Not even paid sex...
You must be black.
Shame on you for giving that beagal aids
>>702651752
Sounds like my wife.
Must be a dominance thing.
Does yours like her nipples being sucked? Mine doesn't like it normally, unless she is really turned on then I can litterally bite them hard.
>>702651575
underrated for /b/
What actually counts as sex? Can anyone tell me please?
2 weeks ago before my gf and I left for separate colleges
>>702650870
>>702651192
Sick muthafugga
>>702639398
Really depends on your first experience.
There's good sex and there's bad sex.
Just make sure you understand that there's plenty of sex to have in life and there will be shitty ones.
Mood is really important, comfort, awake'ness and most importantly how comfortable you are with that person. Weird awkward vibes can execute a boner.
>>702652201
She's rarely dominant, so when she's feeling it, I let her go with it. Similarly, she normally doesn't like her nipples played with, only on a rare occasion. Last night she was wearing a one piece long cotton dress, so she slipped hey panties off and went to work. Nipples weren't exposed, so there was no play going on.
>>702638625
never
>>702652305
How does it feel to know that it hasn't been 2 weeks for your gf?
>>702638625
Yesterday. Twice. Three if you consider face fucking.
>>702652288
P in the V.
Or maybe P in the A, if you are a faggot.
never
>>702652546
Ha, she's antisocial and not that hot so I don't have to worry about that.
>>702638625
2009, to the third girl I dated in a row I wasn't remotely attracted to physically or mentally.
Prob never have sex again. Ask me if I give a fuck.
It's my wife's time of the month right now, but she fingered my ass while she jerked me off yesterday. That was pretty great.
>>702652479
bro, it's almost as if we have the same wife.
She is a good woman, and I love her...
But sexually, I have had more adventerous women, and I crave that sometimes.
>>702652777
>Ask me if I give a fuck.
How the fuck can we, you faggot. With trips like that life isn't all that bad.
>>702652777
Anon did it
Anon crossed it off his list
Anon is indifferent
Anon be a cool customer
>>702638625
Xmas night, South Korea. Venezuelan prostitute.
yesterday fucked my wife on our brand new couch.
>>702652800
that's hot as fuck
>>702639398
It is. After you've had it enough times, you no longer let it control your life, and women lose the only power they really have over you.
>>702638625
June of 2014. End of a six month friends with benefits arrangement. Doubt I'll ever have it that good again.
>>702638625
When I was 32. I'm 40 now.
Welcome to marriage.
>>702653070
> goes to Asia
> gets Hispanic prostitute
What's wrong with you?
>>702653260
why don't you get a girl to play with on the side?
Three days. Married life.
3 months ago with gf, then we broke up
>implying i'm remotely into casual sex
>inb4 beta
>>702652833
I've had more adventurous women in the past too, but her pussy feels the best. She became more self conscious/less adventurous after had kids, but she still feels the best.
>>702653287
The Korean women the mama-san was offering weren't fat enough. I talked her down on the price from $200 to $80.
>>702638625
A couple of hours ago
>>702638625
Coming up on a year and a half.
>>702653260
Go see a therapist with you wife. Many times that will help open up intimacy again.
>>702653233
>dat img
SOON
Late January. Only one night stand have had. Was pretty okay. Need to get on it again soon, but been having a hard time getting out of bed for a long time. Also probably need to shower.
>>702653560
Soon can't come fast enough.
>>702653341
Because adding another woman and all her problems is the second last fucking thing I need.
...with the last being, losing my home, business, and half my life savings.
>>702642307
Kek shut the fuck up faggot, let her bone who she wants to bone
>>702641184
Didn't listen to much limp bizkit or less than jake growing up, huh? I'm not who you were talking to, just eavesdropping.
9 months
>>702653819
Does she just not want to fuck or is there another reason?
>>702639398
Nope im not gay, i love sex.
>>702638625
To my wife, 4 years ago. ...but I'm free to take cock whenever, cause that's something she can't do, so I got a nice 69 in Fri Night & Sat am he invited his friend over and I got fingercuffed.
Yesterday, after a week and a half dry spell.
>>702643472
>quickdraw mcgraw
5 days and counting. (thanks to the Chrimson Tide.) But my girlfriend is addicted to role-playing online and gets most of what she needs from that so i generally go weeks between. I wear a armband and swap it every time i get some. this time I'm stuck on purple.
>>702638625
9 day's
I need to get my sick wet
>>702654684
Whats the deal with the armband?
>>702654684
are you ok with her being satisfied by strangers on the internet?
>>702654282
She was hot & used to fuck a lot in her 20s, but after we got hitched it tapered off, we did the therapy & counseling thing, spent a ton of money having all the right people explain that it's perfectly normal, separated, realized she'd take me for everything she could if we divorced, discovered the law & her influential family all but guarantee she will succeed, & accepted my fate, then saw 4 of the 6 closest friend couples end up basically in the same situation.
At least a kid turns 18 and gets the fuck out eventually. I get to pay this mooch to leech off me for the rest of her days.
>>702654744
Middle left. I'd play bongos on that ass for hours.
>>702638625
2 days ago, she said "thank you" afterwords, she was 17 virgin.
About 4 years ago. Breddy shiddy but whatever.
Two weeks.
Let me see it's monday today so... Never
>>702638625
Not sure, several months, not more than 6 i don't think.
>>702638625
Never.
>mfw 22 in october
