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>>702631650
fucking faggot
>>702631385
Rekt
kaarsvet.nl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dy_l5tUC-c
fressssh
>>702633476
stop trying to get views on your stupid fucking video you twat.
>>702631486
thats just fucked
go to kaarsvet.nl its a real good website
>>702633650
you dont have to get so butthurt, we all know you love a good ass ramming anon
>>702634086
>>702633462
thats a virus, isn't it?
>>702633987
he should have been more careful
>>702633476
>stabbing the muscle responsible for keeping your trash outside while keeping the importent shit inside
W H A T C O U L D G O W R O N G
how the fuck did he even manage to stab himself with a box
>>702634520
are you actualy autistic? do you think 4chan is actualy a hacker he should be afraid of?
get the fuck out of this site
>>702631486
Epic bread
>>702634586
This guy is clever
>>702634562
>blyat my mail to ivan wont go the inaccurate slot
>time to shoot peestol
>>702634737
>fireballs hit a building 4 buildings away from him
>he doesn't die
what the fuck is this, natural selection?
>>702631486
Moar like this plox
>>702633416
That's actually a good short film. Depressing but inspiring as well. Just the title sounds funny. I don't know anything about that game; I've never played it. But the message of the film applies to life.
>>702634944
>distance from fegs save your ass
somebody post some interesting shit im the only one posting
>>702635726
never knew what happened to her in the end
>>702634286
Nope, the "NL" stands for Nederland (the Netherlands). It's a site with candle porn. Not that funny.
>>702635422
hahahaha
>>702635871
story?
>>702635831
>fuck this guy in praticuler
based
>>702636088
holy kek my sides
>>702636077
this
maybe its /pol/
>>702635871
story?
>>702636093
the fact that you are laughing at this right now means you value the life of that cat more then the life of the baby, which is good.
>>702636093
>shitstain is old enough to know what he's doing
>punches a cat at full force
i really hope he broke something in that fall, or got his eye fucked
>>702636093
I don't even like cats, but fuck that kid
>>702636312
Cats are cool. Human babies are disgusting and annoying.
>>702636116
is there anything better then a smug motherfucker getting punched?
>>702635422
hilarious
the dog looks so gentle in the beginning
>>702636403
good goy
>>702635775
well that's a few broken ribs minimum
>>702636268
>doesn't really hurt anyone just kind of fucks with them
heh
>>702636077
Catholics praying over the death of that priest that got beheaded, when a nigger walks up behind them blaring jungle beats from his phone, trying to disrupt the service.
>>702636328
best one
r.i.p
>>702636403
this
>>702636171
This never would have happened if not for years of oppression. A powerful metaphor for the evils of white society.
>>702634683
he is hardly the first person to get doxxed
YES he should have been more careful. he fucked up when he posted the sister's pic
>>702636171
Perfect
>>702636591
jesus christ they were this close to taking out their homeboy
>>702636416
what the fuck is it with woman and fighting? give me one fucking woman fight which is not just overheads or whatever the fuck she tried to do
>>702633449
Good ol' Slippy G. Thanks for the title. Cheers
>>702635422
If you don't own a dog, lulz...a dog that size can turn a hand into jello. I watch my own dog chew raw chicken wings like peanut butter.
>>702636517
she didn't even fall from the kick she just fell on her own
>>702636488
THIS, 100%
that white bitch is so stupid
im waiting for someone to post the columbine shooting
>>702636553
Wtf is this
>>702636591
>shooting the unarmed one while charging the one with the gun
>>702635871
Some Catholics were praying outside a church that is set to be closed down and this muslim started some shit and told them to piss off
>>702636706
>doxxed
stop
>>702635052
>>702636712
did he squirt fat or something? what is that?
>>702636877
Got what he deserved for living in that shitty neighborhood.
>>702636730
he easily could have died from that, tough motherfucker
>>702637167
people say it's a taser wire but i also think it's bodily fluid being ejected
>>702636712
LiveLeak indeed
>>702636758
cops really need to taze more people
>>702631486
>spam the thread like crazy
>hit image limit and post limit
Thread goes 404
Profit?
>>702637126
oh please, i'm typing in the language you 4chan faggots understand
it took less time to type that than to say "carefully identified using clues indicated in the photos he posted"
you fucking faggot
>>702635422
Well he takes that bite pretty alpha in my opinion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM
>>702636854
fuuuuck
>>702636171
what was he thinking?
>>702636712
this is racist police brutality
omg he wasn't even holding a gun
total abuse of power. i bet if he was a different color, he wouldn't have been shot like that
>>702636993
>didn't even hear that bear
+respect
>>702635190
Kek'd
>>702637066
>>702637102
these 2 just make>>702637120 so much better
>>702637490
the pilot was a fool
>>702635775
Why the fuck would you do that next to a fucking pole with fucking square miles of open fucking water available?
Darwin is alive
>>702634562
Fake as fuck. No recoil and the slide doesn't move. This is at best a cap gun.
>>702637309
>people say its a tazer
how the fuck? you can even see it hit the ground
>>702635422
>>702635831
>the glasses
>>702637335
>oh no we can't fuck in the video everything else is just fine though
>>702636899
that guy died..
>>702637395
he punched the doggo while feeding it
what the actual fuck?
>>702635831
That girl got instawet
>>702637395
Holy shit, yeah he does.
If I wasn't convinced before, I fucking am now. Dude doesn't even flinch, just gets pissed off.
>>702637442
fizics!
>>702637473
People are actually that stupid?
If a child or someone jumps from a window and you try catch them, you're gonna break your spine.
>>702637997
He didn't punch her, he moved around to try and see what her behavior was during feeding. Dogs should be defensive when eating, not outright hostile and aggressive like that. And notice that the bite didn't happen until well after he moved the food bowl.
>>702637372
>how to get a person to shoot up a school 101
>>702636854
she dead?
>>702636488
This is Jimi Hendrix son, who changed his name into "Jimi HandReks" after that move.
>>702633416
Oh shit yeah, I love boomy the cat!
>>702638094
we aren't getting any smarter, you just need to watch more movies
>>702637892
what are you saying, that innocent black man was a good boy and dindu nothing.
>>702636093
That's so great hahaha. Why should animals take shit from babies
>>702631486
Why do I never come across one of these epic threads? /b/ is all traps and furry threads now :(
>>702637539
did you see the 1 that was on the news where a child broke the fucking window of a car then run over "israel is getting more aggresive!"
there is no better justice then seeing one of them fucking die
>>702637547
it was one of those dares
ETC covered it well, the mother was arrested
>>702635757
This is now a boomy thread
>>702635259
Sauce please
>>702636093
Anybody got the video with the cat that scratches a chick's eyeball so it starts bleeding?
>>702637154
kekd
>>702637604
>human being getting fucked by dogs
just kick the fucking thing you weak fuck
>>702634737
This is pretty
>>702636416
>>702636792
Don't know backstory but blondie clearly isn't a trained fighter.
>>702637656
>talking shit after killing someone who wasn't even looking at you
i will never get that
>>702636427
Nigger's being purged from a White man's country
>>702637514
holy fucking shit my life would be over if this happened to my girl like that. 0/10 i would kill myself right then and there if she didn't make it.
>>702636171
you become what you eat... a fried chiken nugget
>>702635726
anyone know the story. why did she just randomly punt her in the face?
FINE ill dump, but i only have sfw shit for the most part
>>702637611
It's a fucking TIGER and TIGERS are fucking STEALTH but you know that.
>>702637961
Dumb fuck deserves it for riding with no helmet
>>702636854
What a fucking retard. Not only for driving like a fucking retard, but everyone knows you DON'T FUCKING MOVE PEOPLE after an accident like that.
>>702638735
>>702637656
pretty sure that was nerve gas
>>702638815
>>702638241
4.5yrs for murder.. out in 2
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/462430/Andrew-Young-death-The-single-punch-that-killed-a-vulnerable-man-and-shook-Britain
>>702637514
This is actually really sad
>>702635831
what a dickhead clearly has never been in a mosh/circle pit in his life. Saw a dude do a similar thing at a festival once, he got beaten half to death by 4 dudes straight after
>>702637547
"thisll be funny"
>>702638744
almost got me, well done
>>702638881
>>702636792
It's quite obvious only one of those women are trained fighters. I don't know what this is but if it's trained fighters beating the shit out of normal people I'd watch the fuck out of it.
I don't really know your ability or anything but there are quite a lot of women who I'm confident could beat the shit out of you, there are some who could beat the shit out of me and I'm a decently trained fighter with 3 match fights and 8 years experience. Some women are beasts man.
But yeah, most are flailers lol.
>>702637604
Doggos never stop wagging their tails
>>702636328
shitty ass take down
>>702637514
looks like the intro to a superhero movie
>>702635851
He did not ask for that
>>702631385
>>702636088
He did not ask for that
>>702636783
How close
>>702636116
He did not ask for that
>>702639018
no shit, i meant the 90% who don't know how to fight and i don't know why
>>702636783
they're rubber bullets fam
>>702637372
Dindus doin nuffin
>>702636758
Stupid British Cops, they don't carry guns
>>702637335
>arrest me
>im right here
Niggerape got what he wanted
More gore
>>702636488
Im really disappointed he didnt hit her with the guitar
>>702636171
He did not ask for that
>>702636268
He did not ask for that
>>702636730
what a fucking nigger. Shots from behind like that make me sick
It's threads like these that really justify the hatred of nig nugs
>>702638987
OH SHIT I FORGOT THE DUMP
>>702639845
>>702639978
is anyone even in here?
>>702635190
Oh my...
>>702639201
Did you ever cut yourself on that edge?
>>702636877
>>702636854
all fucking niggers must hang
>>702636380
The fuck is this shit?
>>702638815
gold kek
>>702637372
Those niggers punch like faggots
>>702636389
Story?
>>702636093
The baby got an eye infection from the cat's claws, and the family had him (the cat) put down shortly after this video.
>>702636342
Looks fake af. The white dude is obviously not doing anything with the red laptop. It looks like Tony Stark's computer operating in Iron Man 1 and 2: just random motions on a non-existng interface. Not even axis testing looks like that. His role is to simply establish the laptop's 360 axis.
The black dude doesn't look very convincing. His movement doesn't look organic. The laptop also breaks way too fast and smoothly. An axis which isn't supposed to turn like that should provide strong resistance, especially when reaching its limit. Assuming the laptop wasn't tempered with beforehand, the black dude needs to apply quite a lot of increasing force, which the white dude didn't demonstrate.
So yeah. Fake.
>>702639333
Funny Thing is only the guy with the florescent jacket was a cop. The other two were police community support officers. They don't even get cuffs, it's fucking hilarious.
>>702636093
>>702640456
I forgot to mention, the baby's eyesight was permanently damaged in the left eye.
>>702640456
Of course they did. The whole family would have been shitty people like the baby
>>702640456
thats soo gay why put down such an awesome animal
>>702637102
stop posting this fake ass green screen bullshit
>>702637636
fucking kek
>>702640023
no
>>702640295
alright fine but you shithead better start posting soon
>>702637248
>>702639585
>>702636730
then be glad he was charged as n adult, he was 16
other kid is 12 and got fucked up bad, with all teeth broken, fractured cheeks and fucked up eye
just part of the knock out "game" where nigger will try to fuck up whites with sucker punches for fun
>>702640733
>>702636691
let the stupid ones burn
>>702640790
>this filename
holy fuck how underaged was i?
>>702636789
this is why i love seeing nigger get shot
>>702639333
They're not British cops, they community support officers. Widely considered a joke.
>>702640896
>>702638445
lmao you think kicking a dog would hurt it the least bit, you'd just get fucked up
>>702638559
people like this need to be tutured for months on end, they deserve no sympathy
>>702641059
you either never been in a fight or just autistic
>dogs are tougher then humans its not like we are 4 times its size
>>702636171
Is that Jon Jones?
>>702641093
>>702639333
>>702640990
he returned a single punch
i think he still wins
>>702637514
Is this a feels thread? Cause fuck...
>>702641362
oldie but a goodie
>>702639018
>there are some who could beat the shit out of me and I'm a decently trained fighter with 3 match fights and 8 years experience
then you are one shitty ass fighter. give up on your man card. you dont deserve it you talentless fuck. go be a bank teller
>>702641462
>>702641520
>>702637554
get out
>>702631385
lol i remember this thread thanks for capping it. going into my epic thread folder
>>702641588
>>702641701
ending dump with my best one
anon out
>>702641628
omg censorship
i'm being censored and oppressed
>>702636093
deserved it
>>702638787
He was robbing her, dude.
>>702639333
>>702640790
>not Grey Dawn.webm
>>702640456
not gonna lie, if that was my kid and the cat damaged his/her eye id give the cat a medal.
valuable life lesson learned. this is how serial killers are stopped before they can develop.
>>702641258
no
>>702637395
>>702641258
>>702642305
>>702642085
>1 shithead with a knife
>10 fully trained cops
just surround the fucker jesus christ
>>702636171
>nig nogs gonna nig nog
>>702637514
Dammit /b/ I didn't come here to feel
>>702635851
>White ppl begin to act like nigs
You're fucked murica
>>702635851
what a fuckign nigger
>>702635190
>randomly breading on a rekt thread
>sees my own drawing as a reaction image inside a random image
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>702635871
You know this is fake, right?
>>702642085
Not a one doing what they were trained to do. Jesus fucking Christ
>>702642390
they werent cops dumbass, they are security guards. and they are only armed with pepper spray. look more closely.
>>702637656
that is hot water
>>702642085
Not a Single one doing what they were trained to. Jesus fucking Christ
>>702638445
>kicking dogs to stop them
this won't do shit. fighting dogs feel nearly no pain and it either needs a bat (to crush the brain and/or break limbs) or a rifle with a lot ammunition to stop them
>>702642617
Pepper spray? Uk security guards. Nope.
>>702642746
http://funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Tard+stories/tzTyGgm/
just think of the tard as a dog (i don't browse this shit i just can't find the pic)
>>702637043
Looks painful. Anyone got aftermath story?
>>702637457
I was hoping he'll make it, but then the second train came :(
>>702636268
that cat is the king of that pool
>>702636730
i hope this nigger will get cancer
>>702642602
>>702642617
actually, this was basically the strategy humans did to hunt
just slowly exhaust the target
>>702637668
The pilot was an alcohol
>>702642809
literaly just a couple having fun anon, why is this in your rekt folder? did this rek your feels?
>>702643109
read>>702640757 (thanks based anon)
>>702636093
Karma is a bitch regardless of your age
>>702634944
beleive it or not, but no one died in that explosion. not even injuries. everyone evacuated long before. happened in china awhile back.
>>702642085
What the fuck are the batons for?
>>702642305
>>702642346
Looks the same to me
>>702634737
china last year
>>702636712
taser idiots
>>702643163
the guy in the back in the light shirt is her bf
this is the guy she was hugging on the ground
>>702640509
Or the laptop was tempered with beforehand, but that was part of the plan. Making it not so fake anymore.
You shouldn't become a scientist.
>>702639018
There is a show like that, or there used to be anyway. I think it was on MTV - girls would put their douchebag boyfriends up for slaughter and they would get the shit kicked out of them by professional fighters, if they lasted long enough they got a heap of cash, but no one ever did. I can't remember the name of the show though, sorry.
>>702638895
Being in ti is all that counts. That edgy faggot was upset that the kid was having more fun than he was. "urrrr he's not being BRVTAL it confuses me"
>>702636712
Taser was deployed. No leak, just the wires were visible.
>>702635795
Nice combo
>>702636171
to be fair, this is something a white retard would do. blacks usually have a bit more common sense around fire.
>>702637030
Airport bombing. Sandnigger is shot down, then tries to activate de bomb. Tries for several seconds...
>>702640023
Yes, I see 13 people.
>>702643595
what is that from?
>>702636854
you just knew the black cunt was gonna rob her!!
>>702637555
did they shoot the tiger too?
>>702643798
Racist, kys.
>>702636389
Love to watch the lead with your chin kids go down.
>>702639558
>>702639461
But your mum asked for my dick u son of a bitch
>>702643527
oh, i remember that show
it was a cool concept, but it got very old very fast
maybe it was because there was too much buildup?
>>702635422
So in this episode they were trying to get their dog to be not so agressive with their baby.
>be me
>be married for four years
>husband and I have baby through surrogate friend
>be bringing home baby
>love baby
>dog is jealous of baby
>baby is 8 months old now
>dog nips baby
>husband picks up bleeding baby
>decide we need to go to the hospital
>tell him to go to the car and Ill be right out
>ask dog "want a yum yum?"
>dog wags tail and smiles
>"ok. outside."
>dog goes to back door
>open back door
>walk out into the yard
>"sit"
>dog sits wagging tail furiously for yum yum
>pull out gun
>put it to dog's head
>pull trigger
>walk back inside
>put gun back
>go outside and start the car
>"what was that pop?"
>"dont worry about it"
>nurse filling out the dog bite report
>answer all the questions
>"and where is the dog now?"
>"dead"
>"what do you mean 'dead'?"
>"I mean just that. The dog is dead."
>husband starts crying
>fucking fag
>>702637555
cats got him by the top of the head, 'their M.O'.....what a fucking horrible wat to go.
>>702643134
Yes and that is exactly how they train law enforcement and security to deal with knife wielding criminals.
I'll give you a hint, it's not.
>>702644060
dinner
>>702637604
is that claret everywhere?
>>702644100
lol both a shitty parent and dog owner at the same time well done
>>702636342
So what store is this, that doesn't put electronics on a wire attached to the desk??
>>702637442
wat
>>702644270
Story?
>>702642085
they cant shoot him because he is a nigger
>>702642085
I dare him come try that in the good ol' USA.
>>702642085
Insult us all you want britfags, but our 300lb mall cop would have laid that niggers ass to the grass with a mag of 9mm. Don't call us crazy about guns until you realize we have to deal with this nigger shit every day.
>>702635871
Does anyone have the video of this where they play the one punch man theme?
>>702643595
>be cop with a gun and shit
>manage to get disarmed
>and raped
good job, where is this from?
>>702635795
does this lady die?
>>702644095
Basically because every episode would be half an hour of buildup with typical American poser faggots acting tough and then five minutes of them getting their shit kicked in with grovelling and whinging afterwards. It got old quickly, yeah. Was still funny though.
>>702644892
British police officers don't have guns, she was going for the CS Spray
>>702643971
before anyone asks for story, she refused to get out so they had to get a guy to force her
he did get fired though.
>>702644663
from the looks of it the guy got tasered and the taser ignited some highly flammable substance in the car. idk what tho.
>>702636877
niggers just niggering
>>702644346
kebab remover
>>702644317
Welcome to Texas, wiggers.
>>702645144
Umm, wow, that was racist. You should log off this site.
>>702643595
Silly cow shouldn't be one up anyway.
