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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>702603301
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Hello again everyone
>no life
>jJuvia claimed
Miho claimed
>>702607197
Why are you forever lurking?
>>702607643
The panty line
>>702607989
It's not like Minecraft wasn't basically a lego game either.
sup
Claimu
>>702607191
Gomen...
How's everyone
Tristana claimed
>>702607843
Damn indeed. I'm thinking i may avoid it a little.
I want my free time. :(
>>702608426
night buddy
>>702608426
>Kidnaps
>Takes to beach
>>702608415
Wassup!?
>>702608404
For what? Making a suggestion that was shot down by ONE random anonymous?
Nothing to be sorry about.
>>702608415
hey furfag, I'm doing meh, you?
>>702608633
Who's that grill on the right I don't remember her from watamote.
>>702608557
Eh? You're going to bed?
Good night, if so.
>>702608567
I feel this is happening too often...
>>702608775
Her cousin, Kii-chan
Vivian James claimed.
>>702606907
I hope I'm around when we make contact with extraterrestrial life.
Granted, I probably wouldn't be able to say anything to them, or at least not be around when and if I get a response. But then, who knows? Maybe FTL travel is a thing and they just need to know where we are.
God I don't want us to be alone in this galaxy.
Watching the classic willy wonka with Gene Wilder.
>Veruca Salt is a fucking twat
>>702608378
Hi, Cutie.
>>702608907
I doubt were alone. Probably just to far to ever meet.
>Ever.
here
better than tinder! plenty of horny anime girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/changlz.html
>>702608789
Cause your so cute.
Fuck your thread
>>702609019
>>702608868
oh yeah, herrr.
>>702608974
ayy, what happended to your waifu's eye
>>702608907
We can only hope at this point. Unless a massive breakthrough in propulsion is achieved.
>goddamn this movie's comedy holds up well
>and the kids are complete shits
>>702609089
Howdy, Nanas.
Did your day went well?
>>702609257
Típico saludo en Inglés, anon.
>>702609257
It doesn't look like her too much to be honest.
>>702609458
Ok I guess.
Got some new pants.
Unlocked my Operator in Warframe.
Drinking some nasty two week old warm beer.
Have you been eating?
>>702609257
An old man made a weapon that can harm her and those similar, before she killed him he took her eye with it.
>>702608378
read your story "struggle of the neo nazi in game party", i would have been laughing my ass off at his comments
>>702608373
>>702608633
true
what if TWO shot it down
>>702609601
post nude version
>>702609707
No, you piece of shit.
>>702609707
Not this again. Spare us all.
>>702609707
Please no
NOT this
>>702609011
I don't need to meet them, I just need to know they're there. I doubt we could actually communicate to them anyway, our forms of communication might be too far different. We could send radio signals back and forth to each other though. Maybe. If the distance isn't too far.
>>702609817
>>702609865
>>702609891
err, am i missing something here? haven't been here in awhile.
>>702609065
I don't think that can be blamed on me...
>>702609601
Why would you drink a 2 week warm beer? I hope it was sealed for those 2 weeks.
>>702609707
Google it yourself. So damn easy.
Have a tease
![Syndra [17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wf0IbOz.jpg "Syndra [17].jpg")
>>702608426
Just remeber to stop in and say hi every now and again.
>>702608364
>20/20 post for luring me w/glasses
Don't feel like there's a place for me in these threads anymore. I'd rather just lurk from now on.
>>702610037
Of course it was sealed. Just old.
Wew lad I can't sleep
Still too fucking hot even though the AC is on
Saber claim
>Second penta on Syndra in one day
This champ is based
mfw im double or triple posting because of shitternet
>>702610248
who is this
>>702610076
I would even if you didn't tell me to, Master.
>>702610248
Not at all true!
>>702610382
Make sure the hot air is venting outside.
>>702608633
Yah, guesse you're right! Anyways, we could always add each other on steam! *Desperatly trying to make friends*
>>702609458
>Típico saludo en Inglés, anon.
Dude I only took two years on spanish in high school, give me a break
>>702609649
LMAO he's complete salt mine in general.
>>702609601
She looks a lot older in that pic
>>702610341
Then its just warm and horrible. Wont make you sick.
I feel as though I needed to rewatch this. This was a damn good idea.
>>702610539
I can't
My window is broken and won't open
I have my door open a bit though if that makes it any better, I also have my fan on too
clomed
>>702610026
Cute
>>702610248
Milinda is still around. If you wanted to know.
>>702610541
Sorry. Not looking for friends. I'm sure there are others in here that would be your friend tho.
>>702610753
Just ruin my fun won't you? Mr. Hurr Durr It won't make you sick, it will just be bad. no shit dude. I'm just exaggerating.
CLAIM-TAN
>>702610541
try the discord
>>702610575
I'd also start countering him and say shit back until he starts to salt my food for me
>>702610485
hey who is that supposed to be, yuno?
>>702610940
it's okay, bruh!
Neppy-chan? Do you want to be my friend? >>702611020
The Discord?
>>702609020
You're always here bitch
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>702610398
Dont have too mutch fun now
>>702610469
Good.
I think.
>>702610812
Well, is cold air blowing from the AC? If not, there may be a problem...
>>702608179
I CLAIM YOU BUSTER!!!1!11!!!!
>>702609601
Pants are always useful, I normally just wear one of the same old two pairs I have.
No idea about Warframe, beautiful.
Drink it quickly so it won't be as disgusting.
>Have you been eating?
Pasta w/ a very small steak for lunch, bread and cheese for dinner.
No milk this time, just Coke.
>Post umbrella Tomoko.
>>702610575
Sure, it was my mistake for thinking you were a Spanish speaker.
>>702610541
Thread is your best option, anon.
I certainly don't know what to talk about on the Discord and overthink everything they say.
Could also try Shiro's stream.
>>702610940
Well that had a bit of venom to it
No need to be mad, I was just saiyan.
>>702611110
Nope, Yuuki from SAO II
>>702610831
>Milinda is still around. If you wanted to know.
I've been trying to figure out who Milinda posts as now, but he isn't giving me any hints or anything
>>702611205
yeah its a chat outside of this. they play lots of games and such
>>702611216
so?
>>702610404
>
>>702610485
Arigato but...all good things come to an end.
>>702610831
I have Mili's Steam. I can message him whenever.
>>702610831
Well if say so... I guess...
>>702611223
Hmm? Why do you sound so unsure?
I enjoy being around to bug you.
>>702610820
Oh wow!
>>702611330
You can call me Hope!
>>702611420
Fucking blaze it
>>702611295
There is, but it's still hot for some reason
Might be because I'm still sick or something
>>702611365
He just doesn't post often i see him in discord typing sometimes.
>>702611420
oh ok.
>
>>702611447
>Pets
>>702611110
I mean I kinda feel bad for the dude, He's like a high school senior but plays on some roblox school shit
>>702611380
>>702611205
add me on discord @ OogaBooga#8522
>>702611330
It's cool.
>>702611330
Good! You are eating!
GOOD!
It's ok about the Warframe stuff, just be happy for me.
>>702611622
Might be. Make sure there's ample circulation, blow as much hot air out as you can, and then leave the AC on and close the door.
>>702611420
Fair enough. It was fun talking to you though!
>>702611682
As Mili or someone else?
>>702611812
Okay, I'll try to do all of that senpai
OH GOD!
My first old beer opened up with no issues, the second one basically erupted!
>mfw I lost some precious beer
>>702611772
Yatta!
>>702611772
>OogaBooga#8522
didnt work
>>702611890
As mili. I dont see him picking another waifu that i know of.
>>702612002
All over the keyboard? Or did you move it away in time?
Just watched this movie on Lifetime called "The Perfect Girlfriend"
It was weird
>>702611365
no not your character, i meant who says they're feeling left out, the person you were responding to, but >>702611420
responded
>>702611772
lmao, I'd bring that up, but yea i see what you mean i would feel bad for him at the same time
>>702611787
operator as in ordis?
>>702612002
if it was light beer then it's not precious, if it wasn't then rip we will pray for you
>>702612158
Same for me O:
better than tinder! plenty of horny anime girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/changlz.html
>>702608179
Do you people ever plan on actually getting married at some point in your lives?
>>702612207
It was literally half an inch from everything. My mouse pad, my school documents, I got stupid lucky.
>>702612261
Not Ordis, and it was not a light beer.
>>702611420
I hate to be that guy, but
>Literally who?
>>702611500
Alrighty.
Is the exclamation necessary?
>>702611787
Well, what did you had today for lunch?
Just out of curiosity.
>>702612174
Weird...maybe he's just messing with me in Telegram? He said he was posting as a different waifu
>>702612261
Oh, my mistake
>>702612432
Yes, i'm interested in a guy at the moment.
Alright, well, on the horrifying note of possibly being alone in the galaxy or still too far to make contact, I'm going to sleep. See ya.
>>702612216
lifetime movies are all about murder and owning a kid
>>702612369
weird
>>702612549
Gz i hope it works out
>>702612533
I havent talked to him in a while so im just saying what i know.
But if he's happy whatever.
Guys wtf is a waifu?
>>702612002
What kind of beer?
>>702612158
>>702611500
I changed it... It's actually 【縮退】Ooga Booga#8522
>>702612261
I don't wanna sink to his level, I'm too much of a moralfag.
>>702612513
As a native French speaker, we tend to transcribe our emotion a lot, when we write, gomen ^^
>>702612513
Lunch? I had a bacon, ham, cheese, lettuce, mayonaise, and bacon sandwich with some barbeque chips and coke.
And before you ask, yes, I doubled up on bacon so I added it twice.
>>702612761
My favorite: Busch
>inb4 cheap beer
>inb4 european faggots talk shit
>>702611447
Alright alright.
Off to do some work.
rem
>>702612861
Im going to take a well educated guess and say you're fat? Am I correct?
>>702612690
Same, I rarely hear from him ever.
>>702612761
it worked
>>702612861
I'm more of a Pabst Dry guy, personally
>>702612917
Heheh. See you later, Master.
>>702612432
yes but ya know with a real person not a drawing, im not delusion, actually maybe a little but thats another matter
>>702612467
good that it wasnt light beer, bad that you spilled it
refresh what operator is supposed to do, in 8 words or less (10 if you can't)
>>702612533
it's fine
>>702612761
>don't wanna sink to his level
well have i got news for you, your on his level but on a spectrum different from the racist cunt dick bag one, but then again we all are
>not keeping track of name
please anon
>>702612787
you from france? or one of them colonies france had?
>>702612861
Never tried it.
>>702612965
Get out remfag.
>>702613036
ayy we both are on the hentai! discord.
>>702612996
VR how does it work?
>>702612993
6'1", 165lbs (fuck you, you convert it to cm/kg)
>>702613061
I used to drink PBR back when it was cheaper. Now it's a hipster beer and costs almost 7.99 a 6 pack.
>>702613073
They controll the Warframe and are the Tenno.
>>702613177
It's good, not the best, but works.
>>702613177
i dont know how to use discord but yeah i guess
>>702612467
Well shit. That is lucky.
>>702612572
Have fun.
>>702613219
I've no idea man. I want to play around with a VR headset really bad, but they're so expensive lol
>>702611890
Same, cheers m8.
>>702612513
kek, doesn't matter
>20/20 back to forever-lurk
>>702612573
It was about a guy getting a promotion and moving from NYC to like seattle or something and his gf wanted a long-distance relationship but then the guys workmate pretends to be his gf online and his "gf" (workmate) breaks up with him. So then the workmate has sex with him and shit
>>702612861
>Busch
>Captcha: Alamo
>>702613177
I'm from Québec. So yeah, basically one of the colony they had.
>>702613416
I saw a Samsung one at cash converters for $40 the other day.
>>702613467
Did you know that Alamo beer is a real beer?
It's not bad, and pretty cheap too. I think last time I drank it it was about 5.99 for 6. Reason I drink Bush is that it's usually 4.99 after tax for a 6 of 16ozs.
So worth.
>>702613467
weird movie wouldnt want that to happen to someone
>>702613036
shit I forgot your name already, (I have a lot friend on discord, please send me a PM).
>>702613564
What a coincidence, I am watch one of the esquestria grill movies right now...
>>702613601
wee wee baguette, eh?
why do you guys come to /b/ why not just go to a animeme forum?
>>702613821
i dont know how just look for the love box or something close to that
>>702613821
Kek, but nope, we're not that "fancy".
>>702613880
Hello
>>702613911
We don't have to
Anime is a random topic
>>702613326
>6'1''
TFW 5'4''. Only 10 cm taller than Ruri herself.
You had a sandwich for lunch?
Lead by example, silly. Soup or Salad to accompany it at the very least.
>>702612787
I was asking if the exclamation mark was part of the name I was supposed to call you, but hey, that works too.
>>702613985
anime is worse than refugees I am so sorry
>>702613326
>>702614018
>Manlets
Im 6'5"
>>702611223
Why are you so afraid?
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing
>>702613439
I'm still glad you come by, even if it's a lurk.
>>702613686
Oh real? I'll have to look into it. Idk how they all compare though. They can be really cheap like that or expensive like the Vive or Oculus
>>702613911
Why do guys come to waifu threads to ask stupid questions instead of making a thread about it?
>>702610541
I collect waifus on Steam
add me if you like <Official> Olav , both are mine
I dream of memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>702613326
thats actually not that fat, im 5'6-8" 140-150 somewhat overweight
ahh ok i still need to play again
>>702613177
>>702613821
is rem the one that keep dying at the start or keep killing mc
how many is alot of friends, inb4 less than 50
>>702613911
they hate waifu and random is random so it don't matter, anyways they're more cringey and cancerous than us
![Kirino x Ruri [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zQf8Ov0.jpg "Kirino x Ruri [1].jpg")
>>702613941
That was quick
Hey Miho, been up to much?
>>702614018
>5"4
You know that makes you even more adorable right?
>>702614106
>
>>702614217
I think when i looked at that on it was like $60ish on ebay
>Miho
>>702614018
Please, Ruri.
It wasn't some dinky little sandwich. This monster could have fed three children and I forced it down my gullet.
>pocket sized qt
At least you are taller than you're waifu. I have a thing for tall girls, but I love my short Tomoko.
>Tomoko is 140cm
>>702614167
(You)
>>702614331
Just a long stressful weekend.
You?
>>702614466
(You)
>>702614106
>
>>702614331
>Orange
Im 5'10". But my weight is stupid low.
>Rory-sama
>>702614241
More easier if you could add me! HopeZaraki
>>702614018
Ruri is not real i hate to break it to you
You people are sad virgins. I bet none of you have even come close to intercourse. But that doesn't concern you, go back to stroking it to Chinese cartoons
>>702614314
no. that ain't rem
>>702614859
damn right.
>>702614859
Thx, will sur do
I pity you all really I do.
>>702614387
That's not bad at all. I want to wait before getting one. Right now (from what's on Steam), a lot of the games look very basic, and I want to get something with some longevity to it (aka SAO)
>>702614549
Sounds about right. Sucks dude. What made it so bad?
Just had to go into hospital not too long ago, just got back.
>>702614590
>Chef
Well atleast you aren't fat.
I've never understood tall people that are fat, like. How?
>>702614859
>Implying
KAWAII KAWAII DESU DESU I AM OTAKU ANON KUN :3 ERP WITH ME OF I STEAL UR WAIFU!! OTAKU WANT POO POO PEE PEE PLAY TIME
>>702615081
>>702615169
Holy shit are you people really this autistic? Grown men are actually posting in these threads
Top kek
>>702612432
Yes, but fantasizing idly is still kinda entertaining sometimes. Especially when you're newly single.
>>702614466
>>702614549
May I know why I'm being tag?
>>702615169
>>702615245
samefag
>>702615169
nigga wtf
>>702615076
SAO would be fun. But i like guns so GGO for me.
>>702615081
Got a ticket. Stove caught on fire. Fights.
You feeling better?
>>702615270
Tag?
>>702614167
Grats.
>>702614331
S-stop that. It just means I take less space in this world.
Goodnight, Sunshine.
>>702614466
It's still lacking, eat properly next time or I'll nag at you like I usually do.
I'll head off to bed as well, by the way. Try to do the same.
>>702614725
Get a load of this delusional faggot.
>>702615169
>this entire post
Cringe af, but that's basically what all these posts are, fucking eternal virgins
>>702615438
Yeah man, that's totally what all of these posts are
Gr8 b8 but i must r8 0/8
>>702614686
Are you the usual Taiga or a new one?
>>702615372
I mean, why was I on your post? O:
>>702615081
My offsider is just a little taller than me but he was always a big kid. He stopped playing rugby and his eating kept up and now hes pretty damn fat. He worked a fair bit of it off before he changed jobs, but the new job left him no time. And he doesnt really have the time for the gym. Sometimes its just how you are built.
>>702615430
Goodnight Ruri.
>>702615430
>Kirino suddenly pops up
>"I'm going to bed."
Sure. And no it wasn't. Again, this sandwhich was a monster. Really the only thing that would have made it better would be tomatoes and onions, but we were unfortunately out.
Have a good night.
>>702615081
Oh, it's you from yesterday!
How are things going?
>>702615372
Either or. I want full dive VR to become a thing. I would love to do full WoW raids as my character.
Anyway, I'm off to bed. Have a good night /waifu/
hello yellow nigga any one form the district?
Morning
ANON KUN WANT ERP SEX TIME WITH KAWAII WAIFU *shits adult diaper*
I wish you people would just fuck off with your WAIFU claiming threads its pathetic.
>>702615773
These threads in a nutshell, well said anon
>>702615430
Thanks
>>702615599
Im confused?
>>702615639
Night
>>702615773
>>702615815
Samefag
>>702615773
>*shits adult diaper"
my sides
>>702615372
I think I heard about that ticket. But your stove caught on fire? Just electrical fault or something else?
Fight? I'm interested.
Ah, it wasn't me, just my uncle was in hospital.
>>702615430
>It just means I take less space in this world
Less space in this world but more space in my heart
Goodnight adorable.
>>702615607
Yeah, I guess so. I've always had an athletic build all my life, and I couldn't get fat even if I tried. Just the life of sport. But then again I have a mate that's played footy all his life and is fat as fuck.
>>702615613
Hello Nui. Doing well, how is your Brawl?
>>702615798
Their autism won't let them see now cringeworthy this shit is. I mean they're clearly committed to lifelong virginity so what do they have to lose? Their self esteem? That disappeared when they got bullied for running like a naruto character in gym class
guys is the one spamming this
>>702615169
>>702615245
>>702615438
>>702615773
>>702615798
>>702615815
the one who spams that furry in a dress or this a new level of autismo or maybe a new level or retarded/stupid?
anyways i wanna know legit reason for the dislike other than
>virgin
>no life
>fat
thats 90% of /b/ user base
>>702614954
so rem is the angry one that keeps killing mc, then i guess she is shit
sorry for being slow response
>>702615612
i want that sandwich now
>>702616089
I can't wait for one of them to respond to this post with "damage control'
Im not a weeb so I dont know these things.
I wanted to ask you all a legitimate question. Are people who like loli just lowkey pedophiles?
>>702615853
Yeah, me too...We could just...let it go.
>>702616089
>>702616187
damage control xd
>>702616089
You wasted all your time typing this shit, just to try and control the damage being done to your autistic anime role play. Call mom down to the basement I think
She needs to Change her precious son
>>702616219
No
Don't you like lolis onii-chan?
>>702616247
>>702616187
damage control
>>702615936
Power was out from the Hurricane and when power came back it shorted out the stove and it caught fire.
Drunk friends where going off.
Hope he is ok.
>>702616225
I did Nyan~ earlier
>>702615936
Still working on it, i think i may have hit some kind of filesize limit somewhere.
You up to anything?
>>702615936
Me and my brothers have never been large. Just a pudgy belly on my oldest bro. But my sister takes after my dad, who grew fat while being in the navy. An electrician in the navy too. Footy, cricket and constant activity. Sisters not fat but she has a larger build than me.
Man these threads are so fucking sad
>>702616342
I like women my age thanks.
>>702616477
What about older women?
So how many of you social outcasts wore a naruto headband in high school? Completely unaware of your peers laughing at you
>>702616477
Liking loli's doesn't necessarily have to be sexual
You can just think they are cute
>>702616565
Depends how old.
>>702616669
I bet no girls think you're cute
>>702616773
:(
stop being mean
>>702616751
959 years old
>>702616842
hilarious and origional
>>702616885
Maybe on a good night ;)
>>702616958
Theres never a bad night :^)
>Rory-sama
KEK
>>702616374
Shit, was there much damage after the hurricane?
Drunk friends eh, was this just at a pub or at home? Someone get their shit kicked in?
Thanks man, I hope you're okay as well.
>>702616416
Filesize limit? That sounds like an extreme buzzkill, shit.
Not really, just talking in thread, I haven't done it as much in ages, thought I might get back into it properly.
Might put on some music soon. You do much throughout your day? Or just messing with Brawl?
>>702616421
Almost all of my family is pretty thin, only one that's fat, and I guess he makes up for the whole family because hes an obese fuck,is my uncle. Doesn't do much, so I guess that explains it.
>Sisters not fat but she has a larger build than me
I've met my fair amount of solid chicks, they were all chill though.
What's wrong with you people, why do you do this? I don't get it. Do you feel a sense of belonging? Do you think you get a sense of normality from posting this when others are as well? I can't see this being done ironically, it's just the same shit over and over again, without end.
Do you bond over this shit?
>inb4 this is an anonymous message board
The entire premise of this thread is just pathetic. I'm not even trying to hate or derail the thread, I'm just kind of tired of seeing these threads.
Do you lead normal lives? As normal as can be expected of a /b/tard at least. Do you get up in the morning and go to work, then come home, get on /b/ and post on these threads unironically with a straight face? Is there nothing better to do?
Guys an all time classic! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
>>702617219
If you don't like us, just filter the threads.
Simple.
Ruri is manlet, lmao.
>>702617294
That's not the point. This site used to mean something. Don't get me wrong, it was still cancer, but chaotic, unorganized cancer. Today we have the same shit over and over. This isn't the way /b/ is supposed to be.
