Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
The panty line
It's not like Minecraft wasn't basically a lego game either.
Damn indeed. I'm thinking i may avoid it a little.
I want my free time. :(
>Takes to beach
For what? Making a suggestion that was shot down by ONE random anonymous?
Nothing to be sorry about.
hey furfag, I'm doing meh, you?
Who's that grill on the right I don't remember her from watamote.
Eh? You're going to bed?
Good night, if so.
I feel this is happening too often...
Her cousin, Kii-chan
Vivian James claimed.
I hope I'm around when we make contact with extraterrestrial life.
Granted, I probably wouldn't be able to say anything to them, or at least not be around when and if I get a response. But then, who knows? Maybe FTL travel is a thing and they just need to know where we are.
God I don't want us to be alone in this galaxy.
Watching the classic willy wonka with Gene Wilder.
>Veruca Salt is a fucking twat
I doubt were alone. Probably just to far to ever meet.
oh yeah, herrr.
ayy, what happended to your waifu's eye
We can only hope at this point. Unless a massive breakthrough in propulsion is achieved.
>goddamn this movie's comedy holds up well
>and the kids are complete shits
Did your day went well?
Típico saludo en Inglés, anon.
It doesn't look like her too much to be honest.
Ok I guess.
Got some new pants.
Unlocked my Operator in Warframe.
Drinking some nasty two week old warm beer.
Have you been eating?
An old man made a weapon that can harm her and those similar, before she killed him he took her eye with it.
read your story "struggle of the neo nazi in game party", i would have been laughing my ass off at his comments
what if TWO shot it down
I don't need to meet them, I just need to know they're there. I doubt we could actually communicate to them anyway, our forms of communication might be too far different. We could send radio signals back and forth to each other though. Maybe. If the distance isn't too far.
Why would you drink a 2 week warm beer? I hope it was sealed for those 2 weeks.
Google it yourself. So damn easy.
Have a tease
Just remeber to stop in and say hi every now and again.
Wew lad I can't sleep
Still too fucking hot even though the AC is on
>Second penta on Syndra in one day
This champ is based
I would even if you didn't tell me to, Master.
Make sure the hot air is venting outside.
Yah, guesse you're right! Anyways, we could always add each other on steam! *Desperatly trying to make friends*
>Típico saludo en Inglés, anon.
Dude I only took two years on spanish in high school, give me a break
LMAO he's complete salt mine in general.
She looks a lot older in that pic
Then its just warm and horrible. Wont make you sick.
I feel as though I needed to rewatch this. This was a damn good idea.
My window is broken and won't open
I have my door open a bit though if that makes it any better, I also have my fan on too
Milinda is still around. If you wanted to know.
Sorry. Not looking for friends. I'm sure there are others in here that would be your friend tho.
Just ruin my fun won't you? Mr. Hurr Durr It won't make you sick, it will just be bad. no shit dude. I'm just exaggerating.
it's okay, bruh!
Neppy-chan? Do you want to be my friend? >>702611020
Dont have too mutch fun now
Well, is cold air blowing from the AC? If not, there may be a problem...
Pants are always useful, I normally just wear one of the same old two pairs I have.
No idea about Warframe, beautiful.
Drink it quickly so it won't be as disgusting.
>Have you been eating?
Pasta w/ a very small steak for lunch, bread and cheese for dinner.
No milk this time, just Coke.
>Post umbrella Tomoko.
Sure, it was my mistake for thinking you were a Spanish speaker.
Thread is your best option, anon.
I certainly don't know what to talk about on the Discord and overthink everything they say.
Could also try Shiro's stream.
Well that had a bit of venom to it
No need to be mad, I was just saiyan.
Nope, Yuuki from SAO II
>Milinda is still around. If you wanted to know.
I've been trying to figure out who Milinda posts as now, but he isn't giving me any hints or anything
yeah its a chat outside of this. they play lots of games and such
Arigato but...all good things come to an end.
I have Mili's Steam. I can message him whenever.
Well if say so... I guess...
Hmm? Why do you sound so unsure?
I enjoy being around to bug you.
You can call me Hope!
There is, but it's still hot for some reason
Might be because I'm still sick or something
He just doesn't post often i see him in discord typing sometimes.
I mean I kinda feel bad for the dude, He's like a high school senior but plays on some roblox school shit
add me on discord @ OogaBooga#8522
Good! You are eating!
It's ok about the Warframe stuff, just be happy for me.
Might be. Make sure there's ample circulation, blow as much hot air out as you can, and then leave the AC on and close the door.
Fair enough. It was fun talking to you though!
As Mili or someone else?
Okay, I'll try to do all of that senpai
My first old beer opened up with no issues, the second one basically erupted!
>mfw I lost some precious beer
As mili. I dont see him picking another waifu that i know of.
All over the keyboard? Or did you move it away in time?
Just watched this movie on Lifetime called "The Perfect Girlfriend"
It was weird
no not your character, i meant who says they're feeling left out, the person you were responding to, but >>702611420
lmao, I'd bring that up, but yea i see what you mean i would feel bad for him at the same time
operator as in ordis?
if it was light beer then it's not precious, if it wasn't then rip we will pray for you
It was literally half an inch from everything. My mouse pad, my school documents, I got stupid lucky.
Not Ordis, and it was not a light beer.
I hate to be that guy, but
Is the exclamation necessary?
Well, what did you had today for lunch?
Just out of curiosity.
Weird...maybe he's just messing with me in Telegram? He said he was posting as a different waifu
Oh, my mistake
Alright, well, on the horrifying note of possibly being alone in the galaxy or still too far to make contact, I'm going to sleep. See ya.
lifetime movies are all about murder and owning a kid
I havent talked to him in a while so im just saying what i know.
But if he's happy whatever.
What kind of beer?
I changed it... It's actually 【縮退】Ooga Booga#8522
I don't wanna sink to his level, I'm too much of a moralfag.
As a native French speaker, we tend to transcribe our emotion a lot, when we write, gomen ^^
Lunch? I had a bacon, ham, cheese, lettuce, mayonaise, and bacon sandwich with some barbeque chips and coke.
And before you ask, yes, I doubled up on bacon so I added it twice.
My favorite: Busch
>inb4 cheap beer
>inb4 european faggots talk shit
Off to do some work.
I'm more of a Pabst Dry guy, personally
yes but ya know with a real person not a drawing, im not delusion, actually maybe a little but thats another matter
good that it wasnt light beer, bad that you spilled it
refresh what operator is supposed to do, in 8 words or less (10 if you can't)
>don't wanna sink to his level
well have i got news for you, your on his level but on a spectrum different from the racist cunt dick bag one, but then again we all are
>not keeping track of name
you from france? or one of them colonies france had?
Never tried it.
Get out remfag.
ayy we both are on the hentai! discord.
6'1", 165lbs (fuck you, you convert it to cm/kg)
I used to drink PBR back when it was cheaper. Now it's a hipster beer and costs almost 7.99 a 6 pack.
They controll the Warframe and are the Tenno.
It's good, not the best, but works.
i dont know how to use discord but yeah i guess
Well shit. That is lucky.
I've no idea man. I want to play around with a VR headset really bad, but they're so expensive lol
It was about a guy getting a promotion and moving from NYC to like seattle or something and his gf wanted a long-distance relationship but then the guys workmate pretends to be his gf online and his "gf" (workmate) breaks up with him. So then the workmate has sex with him and shit
I'm from Québec. So yeah, basically one of the colony they had.
I saw a Samsung one at cash converters for $40 the other day.
Did you know that Alamo beer is a real beer?
It's not bad, and pretty cheap too. I think last time I drank it it was about 5.99 for 6. Reason I drink Bush is that it's usually 4.99 after tax for a 6 of 16ozs.
weird movie wouldnt want that to happen to someone
shit I forgot your name already, (I have a lot friend on discord, please send me a PM).
What a coincidence, I am watch one of the esquestria grill movies right now...
wee wee baguette, eh?
i dont know how just look for the love box or something close to that
Kek, but nope, we're not that "fancy".
TFW 5'4''. Only 10 cm taller than Ruri herself.
You had a sandwich for lunch?
Lead by example, silly. Soup or Salad to accompany it at the very least.
I was asking if the exclamation mark was part of the name I was supposed to call you, but hey, that works too.
Why are you so afraid?
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing
I'm still glad you come by, even if it's a lurk.
Oh real? I'll have to look into it. Idk how they all compare though. They can be really cheap like that or expensive like the Vive or Oculus
I dream of memes
thats actually not that fat, im 5'6-8" 140-150 somewhat overweight
ahh ok i still need to play again
is rem the one that keep dying at the start or keep killing mc
how many is alot of friends, inb4 less than 50
they hate waifu and random is random so it don't matter, anyways they're more cringey and cancerous than us
That was quick
Hey Miho, been up to much?
You know that makes you even more adorable right?
I think when i looked at that on it was like $60ish on ebay
It wasn't some dinky little sandwich. This monster could have fed three children and I forced it down my gullet.
>pocket sized qt
At least you are taller than you're waifu. I have a thing for tall girls, but I love my short Tomoko.
>Tomoko is 140cm
Just a long stressful weekend.
Im 5'10". But my weight is stupid low.
More easier if you could add me! HopeZaraki
That's not bad at all. I want to wait before getting one. Right now (from what's on Steam), a lot of the games look very basic, and I want to get something with some longevity to it (aka SAO)
Sounds about right. Sucks dude. What made it so bad?
Just had to go into hospital not too long ago, just got back.
Well atleast you aren't fat.
I've never understood tall people that are fat, like. How?
KAWAII KAWAII DESU DESU I AM OTAKU ANON KUN :3 ERP WITH ME OF I STEAL UR WAIFU!! OTAKU WANT POO POO PEE PEE PLAY TIME
Yes, but fantasizing idly is still kinda entertaining sometimes. Especially when you're newly single.
May I know why I'm being tag?
SAO would be fun. But i like guns so GGO for me.
Got a ticket. Stove caught on fire. Fights.
You feeling better?
S-stop that. It just means I take less space in this world.
It's still lacking, eat properly next time or I'll nag at you like I usually do.
I'll head off to bed as well, by the way. Try to do the same.
Get a load of this delusional faggot.
I mean, why was I on your post? O:
My offsider is just a little taller than me but he was always a big kid. He stopped playing rugby and his eating kept up and now hes pretty damn fat. He worked a fair bit of it off before he changed jobs, but the new job left him no time. And he doesnt really have the time for the gym. Sometimes its just how you are built.
>Kirino suddenly pops up
>"I'm going to bed."
Sure. And no it wasn't. Again, this sandwhich was a monster. Really the only thing that would have made it better would be tomatoes and onions, but we were unfortunately out.
Have a good night.
Oh, it's you from yesterday!
How are things going?
Either or. I want full dive VR to become a thing. I would love to do full WoW raids as my character.
Anyway, I'm off to bed. Have a good night /waifu/
I think I heard about that ticket. But your stove caught on fire? Just electrical fault or something else?
Fight? I'm interested.
Ah, it wasn't me, just my uncle was in hospital.
>It just means I take less space in this world
Less space in this world but more space in my heart
Yeah, I guess so. I've always had an athletic build all my life, and I couldn't get fat even if I tried. Just the life of sport. But then again I have a mate that's played footy all his life and is fat as fuck.
Hello Nui. Doing well, how is your Brawl?
Their autism won't let them see now cringeworthy this shit is. I mean they're clearly committed to lifelong virginity so what do they have to lose? Their self esteem? That disappeared when they got bullied for running like a naruto character in gym class
guys is the one spamming this
the one who spams that furry in a dress or this a new level of autismo or maybe a new level or retarded/stupid?
anyways i wanna know legit reason for the dislike other than
thats 90% of /b/ user base
so rem is the angry one that keeps killing mc, then i guess she is shit
sorry for being slow response
i want that sandwich now
Yeah, me too...We could just...let it go.
You wasted all your time typing this shit, just to try and control the damage being done to your autistic anime role play. Call mom down to the basement I think
She needs to Change her precious son
Don't you like lolis onii-chan?
Power was out from the Hurricane and when power came back it shorted out the stove and it caught fire.
Drunk friends where going off.
Hope he is ok.
I did Nyan~ earlier
Still working on it, i think i may have hit some kind of filesize limit somewhere.
You up to anything?
Me and my brothers have never been large. Just a pudgy belly on my oldest bro. But my sister takes after my dad, who grew fat while being in the navy. An electrician in the navy too. Footy, cricket and constant activity. Sisters not fat but she has a larger build than me.
Liking loli's doesn't necessarily have to be sexual
You can just think they are cute
959 years old
Shit, was there much damage after the hurricane?
Drunk friends eh, was this just at a pub or at home? Someone get their shit kicked in?
Thanks man, I hope you're okay as well.
Filesize limit? That sounds like an extreme buzzkill, shit.
Not really, just talking in thread, I haven't done it as much in ages, thought I might get back into it properly.
Might put on some music soon. You do much throughout your day? Or just messing with Brawl?
Almost all of my family is pretty thin, only one that's fat, and I guess he makes up for the whole family because hes an obese fuck,is my uncle. Doesn't do much, so I guess that explains it.
>Sisters not fat but she has a larger build than me
I've met my fair amount of solid chicks, they were all chill though.
What's wrong with you people, why do you do this? I don't get it. Do you feel a sense of belonging? Do you think you get a sense of normality from posting this when others are as well? I can't see this being done ironically, it's just the same shit over and over again, without end.
Do you bond over this shit?
>inb4 this is an anonymous message board
The entire premise of this thread is just pathetic. I'm not even trying to hate or derail the thread, I'm just kind of tired of seeing these threads.
Do you lead normal lives? As normal as can be expected of a /b/tard at least. Do you get up in the morning and go to work, then come home, get on /b/ and post on these threads unironically with a straight face? Is there nothing better to do?
That's not the point. This site used to mean something. Don't get me wrong, it was still cancer, but chaotic, unorganized cancer. Today we have the same shit over and over. This isn't the way /b/ is supposed to be.