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FREEZE!!! DON'T MOVE ANON!!!

>I SMELL ILLEGAL DUBS IN YOUR VEHICLE

>SINGLES MOVE ALONG
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No dubs here, officer, just cocaine.
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>>702597140
dubs?
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I dindu nuffin
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make me bitch i dindu shitt
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*hits dubs
no dubs here officer
*cough
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>>702597140
ok ok take mah dubs officer..
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>>702597140
You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now are single
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Don't worry officer. No dubs here, only a little pot.
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Take me away
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Dont shüt neega i gut singels
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>>702597699
Thanks for your cooperation citizen. I'm still putting you under arrest though.
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>>702597889
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black lives matter pig
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dindu nuffin
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Dubs out for harambe
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>>702597140
i am just another officer storlling on by in my officervehicle cop car vehicle
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>>702598077
>HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM KIDS, GIMME THE DUBS. I'M CALLING YOUR PARENTS!
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Nothing to see here officer
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>>702597889
Theses are double
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PUNCH IT CHEWIE
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Officer I pay your salary with my tax dollars please fuck off and go shoot a nigger
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>>702598199
>DROP THE DUBS MOTHER FUCKER!
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you caught me red handed officer
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>>702597140
what dubs? there are no dubs here.
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No dubs, just my triforce.
  ▲
▲ ▲
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Nothing here, sir
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am i being detained?
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>>702597140
No dubs no will to live just 72 child prostitutes and a kilo of cocaine
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>>702598217
Like this dad?
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Free Harambe
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what about trips, officer?
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man i aints got shit
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roll
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This is the day i roll singles , let me untap my Hidden power . S I N G L E S G E T !!
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No tengo los dubs
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dub?
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>>702598217
>>702598374
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>>702597140
You'll never catch me!
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You're mistaken. No dubs here. Check the car behind me.
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>farts
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Pig cant even smell dubs
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>>702598374
no like this
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>>702597140
Nonono
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i swear, there are no dubs here, officer
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>>702597140
Fuck you officer I won't show you my dubs!
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>>702597140
No dubs here, sir,

ONLY TRIPS!
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>>702598460
Yes !
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>>702597140
PREPARE YOURSELVES
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but im white
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>>702598217
>>702598374
>>702598466
Impressive Gotenks
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dindu nuffin
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>>702598555
oh fug
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>>702598555
wow
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>>702598555
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Here you go, officer
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>>702597140
Im not the dubs your looking for copper.
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>>702597140
Let meh goat
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I have a card sir
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>>702598555
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>>702597140


≯̡̢̺̹̘̠̼̘̼̯͕͚ͦ̋̂̐̔͆͡ͅS̸̴̨̹̗͎̗̳͓̜͙͉̞̠͈̳̥̹̝̋̽͗̽̌͞͝ͅh̵͉͕͎̦̫̙̦̹̘͇ͯ̌ͮͭ̑̈̎ͦͩͬ̿̆̾̐̉̋̎̀̚̚ͅơ̵̧̞̹̤͖̅̅̌̊ͯͪ̈́ͣ̽ͭ̍ͫ̔̚o̡̎͊ͤ͗͛̆́ͤ̇̓͑͏̳̱̝̤̻̝͙͘t̸̶͇̖̥̜̻͇͚̯̬̹͖͍̮̫̖̬̺̿̊̆͊͌̅͛͛̍̾̄͡ ̡̡̛̭͉̘̯̯͎̹̯̺̭̳̘̬̭̖͚̂̅̅̅̏͝͞ͅm̮̤̬̘͚̳̣̭͔͚̤̰͉͐ͦ̊͌̽ͫ̐ͪ̈́͌̌̉̚͘͢͡ͅe̷̵̱͙͔̠̘͙͎̝͚̤͈̬̝̜ͮ̍͌̔͊ͦ̕ ̡̠͈̬̳̖̣̖̤͚͓͈̦͓̭͖̠̊ͫ͌̔̑̑̍̆͊̇͑͊̌̀̕̕ī̼̱̫͔͎͇̭̫̭͍̫͍̥̟̇̊̉ͧ̑̅͊͑̍̌̔̃̉͑͌̾̂͢͞ͅn̨̛͍̙͍̬̯̙̹͉̭̥̖͔̘̽ͣ̉̒͑̋́͛̀̚͡ ̵̜̠͔̬̌̆ͬ̑͑͒͡t̡̺̥̠͈̲̙̟͔̰͎̪̯̭̯̦̋̄ͮ́̌ͣ̉̆ͤ̈͟h̢̳̜̖̥̪̖͒̿ͪ̓̇̌̈͂̈̓ͬ͝ȩ̵̸͉̤̼̗̣̼͓̮̾̄̐͊̽̇̾͒͌̃ͧͪ̚͘ ̨͓̖̮̺̳̳̖̫̬͙̌ͬͪ͊f̯͖̻̣͔͈̖̣̳͎̦̥͇͕̠͍̰̝̐̋̍ͣ̑͌̐͒͆̃ͯ͋͜͡à̧̭̯̫̭͖͚̦͈͓̙̙̺̱̳̦̑̅͊̏͘͢͝c̘̹̘̹̺̻ͨͮͪͭ̋͌̃̿̀͞ę̶̫͍̳͖̮̭͉̝̩̘̻̼̠ͣ́͗ͫ̎͒͛͆̈̊ͪ̄̅̑̑́͢.̸̛̞̘͎̳̜͖̰̰̗͓͖͇̻̑͆ͣͣͤͭͭͬͬ̎̒ͨ̔ͬ́͠͞
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>>702598518
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>>702598455
The Clintons can't even sneak dubs kek but there's no intent move along clinton
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I'm clean officer.
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No dubs here, just me, my friend, some drunk Japanese women we'll be hanging as well as 10 pounds of marijuana and 6 bottles of vodka.
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>>702598555
WITNESSED
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>>702598577
NIGGER WITH DUBS, I REPEAT NIGGER WITH DUBS
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I'll clean here officer.
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>>702598217
Nice try, Kakarot!
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>>702598577
>>702598600
>>702598555
>>702598466
>>702598455
>>702598411
>>702598199
>>702598077
>>702597699
>CALL BACK UP, IT'S A DUBS CARTEL RING!
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>>702598555
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>>702598722
Hey, you're getting paid off
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>>702598555
Get homeland security he's got trips
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>>702598555
wow
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>>702598555
Nice trips, what are you gonna do now fam?
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Fuck
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>>702598555
nice
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>>702598384
If dubs Harambe resurrected.
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>>702598092
True
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It's a free fucking country. If I want to partake in recreational dubs, I damn will.
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>>702598798
Dont worry hes the undercover guy
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>>702598838
I don't know about him, but I'll be taking Quads
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>>702598855
>DROP THE DUBS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE

>KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE DUBS
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>>702598555
...
TRIPS
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no dubs here sir
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Whoever smelt it dealt it
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Ni
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kek
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>>702597140

Dubs? I ain't got no stinkin dubs
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just moving some heroin officer. no illegal dubs here
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>>702598891
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>>702597140
YOU NEVER STOP ME!
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>>702598940
I got your back
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>>702598555
das it mane
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Check em
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>>702597140
No dubs dude. All I got is Trips.
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>>702597140
Oh, HEY LOOK! Its that nigger that fucked your wife right below me!
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>>702599007
Agent Bond?
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>>702598555
He did it

>the absolute m a d m a n
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Go ahead and take them from me.
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>>702598722
FUCK, HE'S ONE OF THEM
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>>702599001
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No officer I share its just a pound of weed fake Molly and a blackman
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Best I can do is trips officer.
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gotta go fast
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>>702597140
check em'
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No dubs just candy
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>>702599100
Mmm that even 100
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>>702599042
It's always nice when good gets don't get wasted
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>>702599100
Nigger
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>>702598715
Let me show you how it's done.
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check em
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>>702599191
get out
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>>702597140
Officer, you trippin'
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>>702599233
WTFFFFFFFFF
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fug
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No dubs here, sir.
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No tengo los dubs oficial, only tacos and salsa
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>>702599233
god damn
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>>702599233
oh sheit
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>>702599225
check em, faggots.
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>>702599221
Just jealous of my 100
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>>702599333
>>702599233
>WE'VE GOT DUBS AND TRIPS OUT HERE, I'M GONNA NEED SOME BACK UP BOYS
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No dubs here.
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>>702599333
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>>702599233
wizard??????
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>>702599373
Hey Vegeta!
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>>702599233
dubs bundy in this bitch
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>>702599373
...
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Fuck The Police
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you probably don't because my keyboards half broken and my internet is shit and laggy and AH FUCK I WANT TO DIE
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What, you mean mine? Check again, nerd.
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>>702599423
WE GOT EM
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No dubs here occifer
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>>702597140
Imma put my hands on my head.

Sike.
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>>702597140
Nah fam, sheit we ain't got no dubs in here nigga we good we good.
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>>702599577
(psst. you're one of us, right?)
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>>702599577
>B-BILL A-A-ARE THOSE.... D-DUBS???
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I swear officer this guy just threw some dubs at me, I was just bringing them to the station to turn them in i swear pls dont shoot
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>>702599552
I am a cop son, im 100. I am undercover shhh!
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>>702599577

dirty cop
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I'm clean officer
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>>702599577
seems they might "get away"
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>>702599671
im undercover shh
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>>702597140
fuck off piggy pie
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check 'em again boys
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>>702599233
once more
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>>702599333
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Nothing in here, officer.
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>>702599699

ur boned
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>>702597140
Nothing but pot here occifer
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Move along piggy, 'for I take that nightstick away from you and rape your ass with it for the next 3 hours.
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>>702597140
No dubs here, just my stash of weed
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>>702597140
I fight for these dubs.
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>>702599778
LEL script stopped working
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>>702599778
>off by one fuckkkkkk
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this are is dangerous everyone evacuate if you want to live
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GET
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No dubs here
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i... i... i got nothing, sir.
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I'm white
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I'm black
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>>702599833
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what seems to be the officer , problem?
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>>702598555
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>>702597140
Whats appears to be the problem officer?
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Feck you ya powkies ya bloody fakers will neva get git mah dabs nah
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>>702599833
DUBMLE BERRY!
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Fuck you
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>>702599792
I'm going out WITH A BANG FUCK YOU OFFICER YOU'LL NEVER GET ME
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>>702599540
Check 'em Vegeta!
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some nice gets in this bitch, shout out script anon
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>>702599866
sure you dont son
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>>702597140
I DINDU NUFFIN MAN! DUBS? WHAT ARE THOSE? NEVER HEARD OF THEM IN MY LIFE!
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We need to enter a state of martial law

and a wall to keep the dubs out
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>>702599866
Step out of the car please.
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Check muh quints
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>>702599699
Run nigga run!
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>>702599977
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Nothing illegal here officer, crime is for niggers
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>>702599999
FUCK HE GOT IT
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Just another single moving along.
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>>702599999
HOLY SHIT
TURBO WEED
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>>702599999
holy shit, this man's as crooked as cops get
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>>702599999
Officer Quints just shut this shit down!
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>>702599999
WOAH
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>>702599999
HOLY SHIT
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>>702599999
*swat team, moving in*
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>>702599999
HE HAS QUINTS! EVERYONE RUN
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>>702600008
Arrest this nigger.

>didn't get dubs
>he's a nigger
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>>702599999
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officer, i am in possession of singles
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>>702598555
That's pretty impressive... but what about quads?
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>>702599999
Thank you for your service!
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>>702599999
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>>702599999
This isn't your average reply.

This is an awakening.
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>>702600144
>>702600155
Both of you, hands up!
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Dubs out for Harambe
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>>702597140
Nothing here goyim.
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no sir no dubs here
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>>702597140
You don't want any of this.
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>>702599999
Its over boys, the war is over! MODS Shut this down!
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>>702600167
Here you go
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>>702599999
You dun gufed
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>>702599999
damn crooked cops trying to eliminate the competition
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>>702600206
The nigger did it, not me!
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>>702600206
ok but i have no dubs in the trunk
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>>702599999
holy fuck he's a madman
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>>702599999
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am i free to go, officer?
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>>702599999
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>>702599999
Its too late!
call the president we need to nuke this whole place!
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dubsget
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Try me nigger
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>>702598555
It's all ogre.
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don't mind me, officer my single ass is just walking away.
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if singles gf get
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the dubs dont stop
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>>702600644
and they don't stop coming
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>>702600617
if singles gf get as well
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>>702597140
We are the borg, prepare to be assimilated.
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>>702600644
check em bitches 6 dubs
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>>702600644
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>>702600644
no they don't, you crooked fuck
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>>702597140
Nigga pls
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>>702600629
I was undercover.
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>>702599999
holy shit i cant believe i got quints
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The guy 3 posts down stole my dubs officer.
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script anon here ==================^
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>>702597140
Check em yourself
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Fuck da police
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Nobody can stop me and my dubs!
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>>702600803
screenshot or fake
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>>702600803
Officer, I'd like to report an incident of dubs!
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Nope.
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I've intentionally been trying to get dubs.

Arrest me anyways, you crooked cops.
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>>702600755
no they don't, you crooked fuck
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>>702600730
how'd you forget
>>702599999
>>
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation,
'Til school comes along just to end it,
So the annual problem for our generation,
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe
Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy,
Or climbing up the Eiffel tower,
Discovering something that doesn't exist,
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots,
Or locating Frankensteins brain,
Finding a Dodo bird, painting a continent,
Or driving our sister insane!
This could possibly be the best day ever,
And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be a million and six times better.
So make every minute count, jump up, jump in, and seize the day,
And lets make sure that in every single possible way,
Today is gonna be a great day!
Crossing the tundra or building a roller coaster.
Skiing down a mountain of beans,
Devising a system for remembering everything,
Or synchronizing submarines.
Racing chariots, taming tiger sharks, constructing a portal to Mars,
Building a time machine, stretching a rubber tree, or wailing away on guitars.
This could possibly be the best day ever,
And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be a million and six times better.
So make every minute count, jump up, jump in and seize the day,
And lets make sure that in every single possible way,
Today is gonna be a great day!

Lets put our heads together and design a master plan.
We may miss dinner, but I know mom will understand
We've got our mission and some pliers, yogurt, gumballs, and desire.
And a pocket full of rubber bands, the manual on handstands,
A unicycle, compass, and a camera that won't focus,
And a canteen full of soda. Grab a beach towel, here we go!
This could possibly be the best day ever,
And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be a million and six times better,
So make every minute count, jump up, jump in and seize the day,
And lets make sure that in every single possible way.
Today is gonna be a great day.
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I have arisen to claim my place among the criminals
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Of course not officer. I am just minding my own business.
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> real script anon here ==================^
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>>702597140
What if I'm a undercover cop?
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Fuckit 45
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>>702600644
>>702600755
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>>702600901
no
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Dubs? What do you speak of officer?
I have no dubs!
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>>702600965
94
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what r dubs?
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>>702599999
100 years of jail for you!!!!
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>>702601000
nice trips lel
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What about dubs times 1.5?
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>>702597140
calm the fuck down officer

nothing to see here
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I don't even know what dubs look like, officer.
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>>702597140
It ain't nothing copper.
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>>702600901
See... I know what you're doing and the sad thing is, it says more about you than what you're trying to say about this thread. Irony at its finest.
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this thread went hard yo
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>>702600644
>>702600755
is everyone here in possession of dubs?
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Go away evil dogger
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>>702600888
Check'd
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THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
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so many gets

this thread is fucked
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Fuck me, this is why I don't come to this shitty country.
I don't have dubs, just let me be.
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>>702597140
Can't you just let me slide?
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if dubs ill smoke the last of my weed
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can a guy just get dubs without being caught by the cocks? geez.
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>>702601233
>get while talking about absurd amount of gets
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nononoononoononoonononoonononoononononoonooooonononoononononoonon
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put me in the screencap
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>>702600867
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>>702597140
take me away, officer~
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>>702599904
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>>702601144
Sure you dont Dr. Dub Dubs
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This thread is blessed.

I've made 3 posts and all of them have been dubs.
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i got dubs 6 times already. wbu faggots?
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>>702597140
Fuck off you dirty pig, I'm innocent.
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>>702601233
get'd
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I think the police gave up

this thread is now Detroit
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IF YOU TOUCH ME OFFICER, I SWEAR ILL SPILL YHE CHOCOLATE MILK
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>>702597140
Am I being detained???
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>>702597140

Dindu nuffin. DINDU NUFFIN. Nope, ain't got nothing. Nada. Zilch. Move along.
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>>702601144
>when you're the dubs king pin
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>>702601233
>DROP THE DUBS MOTHER FUCKER, HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
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>>702601478
were still here you single. You just cant see us behind these fake dubs.
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Please massa
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>>702601144
>DUBS ON THE FLOOR HANDS IN THE AIR DIRT BAG!
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>>702597699
STOP RESISTING
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>>702597140

*waves hand*

These are not the dubs you are looking for.
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>>702601599
but surely you realized there's no defeating the amount of gets

including mine
>>
roll
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>>702598077
>>702598374
>>702598466
Gotenks get was pretty epic lol
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You'll never catch me
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No dubs here officer!
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>>702601599
corrupt officers are truly more evil than criminals
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>>702598722
you snitched yourself out boy
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>>702601200
I should've check'd myself, before I check'd myself
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>>702601703
Stay out of this single. You wouldnt want to get involved with these dirty dubs!
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2 days ago, i was getting dubs on 'if dubs' thread before anyone else. my luck is gone cause i've made 7 replies and none of them were dubs. i really am a tryhard faggot.
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>>702601599
holy shit this thread keeps getting better
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With all due respect, officer, I do not consent to any searches. I am a law abiding citizen, and I am protected under the 4th amendment from unreasonable searches and seizures. May I have your badge number?
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>>702601855
Nice dubs there, UNDER ARREST
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>>702601855
Congrats you felon!
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>>702601851
i'm already involved
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>>702599233
fuckin checkedddd brah fuckkkk meee uppppp
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im singles in disguise
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>>702601855
Congrats, criminal scum.
Should have quit while you were ahead.
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read em and weep boys =================^
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>>702601985
Show your dubs or face the consequences!
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>>702601966
there is no innocent officer
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>>702601966
crooked cop
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>>702601966
HOLD IT!
YOU'RE CARRYING DUBS TOO!
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>>702602033
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>702602020
Its judge double ought
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>>702500000
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>>702602055
even i myself am not innocent in this godforsaken land
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>>702599999 the fucking cia bruh
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>>702602033
check'd 7 times boys. this is too easy
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>>702602033
Nice to see you back on patrol, Agent Tres
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>>702602055
>>702602199
i am corrupted beyond repair
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>>702602199
ITS DUB CITY UP IN HERE
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>>702602055
Its called going under cover.
>>
Nothing to see here pig
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>>702602199
Damn you Officer Doyle!! I have to take in one of my own!
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>>702602055
>>702602199
>>702602344
jesus christ i just won't stop
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>>702597140

Pic related
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>>702602055
>>702602199
>>702602344
BOOK THIS ONE FOR THREE COUNTS OF POSSESSION OF ILLEGAL DUBS. HAVE FUN IN JAIL, SCUM.
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HOLD IT RIHHT THERE
>>702602453
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You normie cops. Nothing goes through your heads. EXCEPT FOR MY BULLETS.
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Im innocent :^] unless the weed counts
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so many gets yo
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dubsget
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>>702602053


>>702598600
>>702600411
>>702600888
these are mine, officer
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dubs
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Did I dub?
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>>702602344
Another one! Back up! BACK UP!
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this thread is goat
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>>702602055
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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>>702602719
No you single
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>>702602344
You can go in to FBI Protection if you give info on all of the dub makers.
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>>702598077
>>702598466
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this is no man's land now. we have to do it.
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Im a dindu, so nuffin
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>>702602922
check em 8 times and rolling boys
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>>702602896
over my dead body
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>>702602922
STOP RIGHT THERE!
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dubs get em
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>>702602922
anon come with me ill hide you
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>>702603122
9 times and counting fuck boys, im getting dubs every roll
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>>702603138
ctrl alt deleted
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>>702603122
no give them here
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