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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>702584850
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
I claim you as my sissy bj slave anon
still here
>best fox is claimed
https://youtu.be/yykSHeVXD8I
Miho claimed
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>702593346
Boredom and self loathing is my existence. Which albums?
I miss my bitches
And I'm fucking ripped rn
Claimu
>>702593663
I very much did. Hello Kitten~
>Some music for my amazing mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyVlehif2NY
I'm back again. Hello waifu.
One more day and i'll be back to normal(?) time.
>>702593034
I'm sorry too lmao
>>702593238
thats unfortunate :C
>>702593662
no it was a slow day for work but the day as a whole went by fast
Claiming Felix
jesus im late
>>702593346
hey shrio
how you doing man
>>702593409
i was seriously trying to get yuno into a burka
but im tired and suck hard dick in photoshop
>>702593662
holy shit thats cheap
also damn good looking car
if its in such a good condition as the foto suggest i would say go for it
no doubt
>>702593707
yea i really should, im sorry i suck at keeping promises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHAgXJhG4-o
i love all the soundtracks but its actually no stealth game at all
i dont know how to desribe it, a top down shooter?
>>702594032
Hey senpai! I'm still playing deus ex at the moment
It's very addicting to me tbh
Hi everyone!
Penny Claim
>>702593340
Taiga!
>>702593363
Galil~
>party was lame
>I dragged K along with me
>At some point she looked at me like "Why?"
>But then a dog showed up and she was happy.
>>702594166
>>702594166
oh fug
>>702594166
Hi Shino.
>>702594171
Hi Miho. How've you been?
>>702594050
Hello loli boat
Claim!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAAKG57ouyM
>>702593707
>Nui
Like I said man, just tell me when you're free and I'll try to work around stuff.
>>702593969
I've got no clue what to listen too really. Got like forty albums on my backlog. Plenty of hip-hop on it, I know that. I may listen to Common's Electric Circus.
>>702594125
I'm good, wondering what album I should listen too. You know if Common's Electric Circus is any good?
How're you?
>>702593201
I will try to be grateful for that.
>>702593238
Boring music to fall asleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjnAE5go9dI
I will be leaving now, good night.
>>702594347
THERE YOU ARE! How are you my pretty?
>>702594307
Hey fam!
>>702594242
*hug*
>>702594054
Doesn't sound bad to me, tbh.
>>702594125
Right? A few others I'm looking at.
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/5750860195.html
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cto/5703582228.html
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/5718426105.html
>>702594154
As long as you're having fun, Kitten!
>>702593841
You're always here you loser
I was on /b/ this morning 12 hours ago before work and saw you and here you still are
>>702594362
Hi Alice. How've you been?
>>702594347
I have had a really bad weekend.
>>702594472
Sleep well Homu.
>>702594407
I don't really listen to that stuff.
>>702594472
Good night
>>702594576
Same old. Haven't seen you lately
I'll be going to sleep now
If I could hold back the rain, would you numb the pain?
'Cause I remember everything.
If I could help you forget, would you take my regrets?
'Cause I remember everything.
>>702593598
Fokk eff lad
>>702593774
What kind of dog?
>>702593961
enjoy your shit waifu pleb
>>702594518
I'm pretty good. Just enjoying some alone time. Haven't really gotten any the last few days. How about you?
>>702594619
Oh? Why's that?
>>702594727
Yeah i've been camping since thursday. Good night!
I'm gunna leave some Fleetwood Mac here
https://youtu.be/P160_odTwyY
>>702594367
>boxcutter
fucking terrorist
>>702594518
how you doin' bb?
>>702594784
Yet you still post edge lyrics
>>702594407
i mean its okay, but def not his best
im getting tired but sleeping isnt really an option anymore. hoping school will go easy on me in 6 hours
>>702594472
night man
i will try to be less of an ass from now on
>>702594518
>
>>702594570
holy fuck these are cheap
but i liked the first one most though'
>>702594784
It was a mutt kinda dog, mixed German Shepherd and Cattle dog. Very cute.
>>702593779
AVE IL DUCE!
>>702594013
>>702594125
in case you missed
calamity-masu'd
>>702594125
I do too, we all get sidetracked a lot. just try to when you can i suppose.
>>702594407
I'll be sure to do so when i can, hopefully sometime during the day, but my internet may be slow then.
ur waifu a slut
so r u
>>702594887
Got a ticket. Oven caught on fire. Dealing with fights. My life is hell.
>>702594930
Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rocking my peers
Putting suckers in fear
Making the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the bass go boom
>>702594957
I used to have a German Shepherd/ Husky mix, very pretty cost and had two different colored eyes, one blue/white and one brown.I fucking hated her though.
>>702594797
>shit waifu
Doesn't even post a waifu
>mfw your b8 is trash
>>702594727
It's not only hip-hop though. Some post-rock, japanese shoegaze, slowcore and some other stuff.
Goodnight.
>>702594950
>image
Hated that fucker in the anime.
Why can't you sleep? It usually takes me about two hours to get to sleep, so I feel ya though.
>>702595335
>mfw you don't talk to people
>>702595329
Very pretty coat*
>>702595329
Wew.
>Hated her
Was she a dirty kunt?
This dog was super nice and played fetch hardcore.
>K played with her so long that at one point she just laid down and went to sleep.
So you're all virgins right?
>>702595059
i welcome you to cum on her face.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>702595047
perhaps i could join you and shiro sometimes
dont make plans around me though my timezone is a lot different than you guys
also i heard today that blizzard is working on a warcraft 4, which is pretty fucking amazing
been only waiting for it for 13 years
>>702595335
yet you react to it
you up to anything Juvia?
>>702595402
yea he was an asshole, but it was a good episode
just wanted to show shino how i think about that hug of him
well its just that i have to get up in 3 hours and i feel like if i fall asleep now i might sleep untill 6 pm
>i fall asleep within a minute
>>702594570
Mmhm
I need to turn my ac on, or turn it on higher
Fucking hot right now
>>702595256
Well that sounds like an awful few days. How'd the over catch on fire? Ticket for what?
>>702594570
it wasnt thats why i hope tomorrow isnt hectic lol
>>702595667
Hey! whats up?
>>702595557
Not all of us, mostly just autistic.
>>702595637
will you grab it and aim it towards her face?
>>702595667
Smugger!~
>>702594950
As do I. And hey, they may seem cheap, but I'm ultra poor, remember?
>>702594972
AVE MARIA!
>>702595667
Smugs!
>>702595694
Crank that shit full blast!
>>702595766
It's a holiday, so we'll see.
Explosion, overpowering
Over the competition, we're towering
Record? Shock
When I drop these lyrics that'll make you call them cops (what)
>>702595497
She was a huge asshole who never behaved
>Kek
>>702595557
Nyet, vy khotya.
>>702595772
>implying there's a difference
Sorry for disappearing
Work suddenly got a little busy
Goodnight Homu
https://youtu.be/RGB96Iv0ydM
>>702595784
i leave that to her.
>>702595693
Oh. That's pretty nice. No alarm clock available?
>>702595667
Hello Shinoa.
>>702595894
ever heard of a pity fuck?
>>702595744
Well power had been off for about 12 hours cause of the storm. When it came back on the stove shorted out and caught on fire.
My ticket was for a expired sticker.
>>702595971
bad cuck
>>702594013
Go ahead and not believe me, but even though I say such things, I'd rather my dick not be all over the internet.
>>702594887
Nice. I know the feeling. whenever i go on vacation or whatever. I'm always sick of like being around people or sleeping in weird place.
>>702594930
How you been?
>>702594950
Bbbbybybybyyb
Don't you dare stare,
You better move (move)
Don't ever compare us
To the rest that are all get sliced and diced
Competition paying our price
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
Mama said knock you out
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
Mama said knock you out
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
Mama said knock you out
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
Mama said knock you out
>>702595878
>AVE MARIA
>Not AVE NEX ALEA
Pleb
>>702595402
True but i do sometimes
>>702595693
No matter how obvious i must defend my waifu
And no just watching looking somethings up. How about you?
>>702595878
I'm fucking going to
>>702595693
That's a wonderful idea, hopefully we can all do so together then.
>>702596170
Nobody wants to share your dick, anon.
https://youtu.be/rX57RBmD3eI
>>702595969
>posting from work
>assuming you'd be consistent
>>702596068
hey, it could always be worse
>>702596237
Pretty fine
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Morning.
>>702595878
yea but, i uh have one question about that
you work 5 days a week, pay no rent and follow no classes so you dont have to pay for college
where does your money go?
>>702596037
yea but either i just sleep through it
or i wake up in a sleepy state of mind turn it off and dont even remember doing so
>>702596237
>
>>702596285
i understand i'd do the same, honorable man
what are you watching
contemplating some life choices, sleep or anime?
>>702596372
i hope so.
im pretty much always on here if i am awake so watch for that
HES MINE FUCKERS
>>702596076
well if you really want me to...
>>702596435
Quiet you.
>>702596438
Kitty!
>>702596285
I've greeted you multiple times when you enter thread, but you never replied.
>>702596438
What're you doing up in the morning?
>>702596475
The latter is me a lot. Always turning off my alarm.
>>702596533
such a tart, wrap your hands around it and stroke it on your whore waifu's face bb
>>702596435
I've given up
On society
Up on my family
Up on your social disease
I've given up
On the industry
Up on democracy
Done with all your hypocrisy
All of the chaos
And all of the lies
I HATE IT
>>702596438
Its 11:30 dude
>>702596618
I just lay down until it turns itself off, then I go back to sleep.Im late to work a lot.
How do I report this thread?
>>702596667
okay... how does it feel?
>>702596770
>>702596618
yea its bad
i skipped so many classes during highschool
>might be why i failed first time
also this break was so bad i actually walked my dog in the morning and just didnt remember it
i knew i did though because i would wake up on the couch later
>>702596475
I STILL can't figure that one out.
My theory is, every time I start saving up some, something happens, and it drains my funds dry. Rinse, repeat.
>Saving up, get black beast motorcycle
>Save up again
>Registration costs and insurance payments
>Save up again
>Need new tires
>Again
>NEW TIRES AGAIN CAUSE FUCKING NAILS IN THE ROAD
>Again
See the pattern here?
>>702596361
Good! Get dat cold air!
>>702596554
I'm not saiyan, i'm just sayin'
>>702596770
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
>>702596997
And if I'm close to freezing to death you should cuddle with me
>>702596827
pretty good, you're good at this already, maybe a natural talent xd
you also got a cute face, why dont you lick the tip so it goes easier in her
>>702597050
>stop
Also kitty likes that sweet ass
>>702596475
Well i was watching deadman wonderland dubbed and noticed the voices were similar to the ones back when i used to watch fairy tail. Then i remembered funmation does the dubbing and shit.
>>702596618
Shit I'm sorry. Sometimes i do claim and leave for a while. It's nothing against you or anything tho
>wake up
>kiss waifu pillow
>play with the old and fresh turds in my adult diaper
>whine for mommy to change me
>mommy enters my room with a surgeons mask to save her from my stench
>she brought fresh naruto bedsheets and chicken tenders
>after I'm clean, I get on /b/
>post in Waifu threads all day
>jack my deformed tiny penis to Chinese cartoons all day
Everyone in these threads. Fucking virgins
>>702596475
I hope we can do it soon enough then!
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>702596554
No.
>>702596618
Killing myself.
>>702596770
Timezones are a thing.
>>702597112
oh.. thank you.
a-are you sure about that?
Claimed.
>>702597424
yeah it's ok, it's only to make it hurt less for your waifu anyway, we're straight 100%. plus you got a really pretty girly face, now go ahead
>>702597128
Papiiiii
>>702597362
Kitty!
>>702595766
Hey emi! Playing brawlhalla. You?
>>702595821
Pennz!
>>702595878
Plushie!
>>702596037
Hello shiro
>>702596438
Morning
>>702597128
:^^^^^^^))))
>>702597440
Dude even if this was a real girl, she would still be ugly as sin. But you'd get rejected either way you fat weaboo
>>702597278
who wouldn't love it?
>>702596890
One day the shadows will surround me
Someday the days will come to end
Sometime I’ll have to face the real me
Somehow I’ll have to learn to bend
AND NOW I SEE CLEARLY
>>702597050
Another day in my life
I live and die by the knife
I swear there's nothing inside
Sometimes I wish it would end
How many hands could I shake
How many smiles must I fake
How many miles till I break
>>702597362
If you're a fucking commie
>>702597506
now don't hurt her. i'm doing this because she seems to like it... so still no homo then?
>>702595878
still not getting my hopes up lol
>>702597583
playing wow. about to go to bed though.
>>702597583
Hello Smug
>>702597678
A none ass man
>>702597714
Mugi is fucking cute
>>702597713
>>702595880
Yeah, I've met a few dogs like that.
>I wanna get a dog soon
>>702597583
Wew.
>>702597773
yeah, it's all good, you're just doing it for her. now wrap those lips around the tip and kiss it
Christian Scott is really good. Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktU_X7CDaBM
>>702596997
yea i see something going on
perhaps, and this is only an idea, dont drive as a maniac
dunno just saying
>>702597326
oh really? i didnt notice that
i think english piccolo did have a voice in there though
you are gonna read the manga though, anime isnt going to be continued
>>702597338
yea sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cnm0tdkJEU
listening to this, its great
>>702597977
night man
>>702597863
I'm begging for forgiveness, everything I've done
If God is listening, He knows I'm not the only one
It's okay to lash out from the rules that I'm enslaved
But somehow someday, I'll have to turn the page
>>702597977
Goodnight, Shiro anon!
>>702597714
who is this semen demon?
>>702597818
do such people exist?
I bet they live in eternal suffering
>>702598105
hello, fried chicken
>>702598046
If trips, steal the last waifu posted
We rekt 'em all in league!
>>702598202
Some how yes
ehhh staying up isnt going to work
night time for me
see you guys tomorrow, hopefully school doesnt rape me too hard
>>702598041
Yeah. I'm sure a lot of English dubs are done by the same voice actors. And yeah i probably will read the manga since the anime won't continue. Not sure why tho.
>>702598041
I don't know why but i would expect something like this in a disney movie or something.
But that's pretty catchy.
>>702596068
Well that sucks.
>>702596237
Yeah. Being an introvert can be hard.
>>702596438
Good morning Master. How'd you sleep?
>>702597082
Of course, Kitten!
>>702597583
Get hyped, Smugs! Get hyped!
>>702598041
>3rd connecting rod failure
>Recalled rod bearing
>Blown out tire
>Nails in the road
3/4 of these I literally have no control over!
>>702598322
Leaving for work soon. I'm playing botes tonight one way or the other!
>>702598396
Night!
>>702598396
Goodnight, Yuno!
>>702596372
You'll never know if there are people who like to share specific dickpics though.
>>702598419
its wasnt making any money
also they left out a lot of major characters which is really weird
>>702598435
hah yea i like stuff like this
later
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>702597713
Werent you the one trying to talk in broken russian?
>>702598474
Like shit.
>>702597975
how does it feel?
>>702597791
Rip and fun! What class?
>>702597884
Lad
>>702597977
Goodnight dude
>>702597818
Hello mimi
>>702598480
I was dying from laughter. I was!
>>702598474
>Kidnaps kitty
>cuddles like crazy
>>702598669
How you doing tonight k-mart?
>>702598541
Maybe if it's a ylyl meme or something but other than that with you it's unlikely.
>>702598564
See ya!
>>702598669
Sorry about that, said hi then I go to sleep. We'll talk tomorrow though.
~Mittens Shiro
>>702598564
I heard something like that but i wasn't for sure. Well i guess that's a pretty good reason to cancel it
>>702598480
Sounds great, hope you have a good time at work.
>>702598631
hnnnng it feels so good, a-a-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
sorry, your face and ass combined with your technique, couldn't help it <3
>>702598669
on my rogue, gonna use him foir pvp
>I want that rat mount so bad
>>702598357
how can you not enjoy life's greatest gift?
>>702598959
the hell is going on here?
>>702598761
Doing fine lol. Fuck the right kidney pain
>>702598801
Awww okay. Sleep tight
>>702599068
Sounds fun. If you wanna mount a rat. Hit me up ;)
>>702598582
Bummer. Any reason?
>>702598761
asdfjkl;...
Do you have to kidnap me?
>>702599130
Who knows.
>>702599343
Hope there's no stones.
>>702598959
but what about her anon? she wanted it. not me.
but i'm pleasured i was that good...
>>702599130
ERP and shitposting.
>>702598669
Laughter? Wha?
>Off to work
bumping.
>>702598914
Hey how is my favorite furfag doing?
>>702598854
Slutty nuns are the best dude.
>>702593841
Hey, how is my fellow fan of the flat-chested doing?
>>702599379
>slurp
You can go.
>>702599343
HEHEHEHHEHEHEHE
>>702599515
yes of course, it's only her that wanted it. now swallow and kiss the tip for her. you want to make her happy after all
Origami
>>702599576
Uh i guess. But where do you get that from?
>>702599576
im going alright. yourself?
>>702599576
Hey there rood bully :c
About to watch a movie on Shino's stream, how are you?
![Syndra [143].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BJ61CvC.jpg "Syndra [143].jpg")
>>702599379
Might just be background noise.
Who needs sleep anyways.
>>702599806
I thought your waifu was in a nun costume... sorry it's a bit of a fetish I got...
>>702599878
meh.
>>702599905
ayy, I'm meh, but who in god's name is Shino.
>>702599751
if you say so...
>>702600124
thats ok. always the rest of the night to do something
>>702600124
Shino is some other /waifu/ fag who made a stream.
Here's the stream: https://rabb.it/shino83
>>702600150
meh, you suck at this, later
>>702599470
Feel a slight inflamed pain in the side :/
>>702599556
Fun times, homie. Take care
>>702599672
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue ;^)
>>702600306
I mostly spent the day getting this neonazi britfag pissed at me.
>>702600426
I'm pretty new to this /waifu/ shit so I don't know many people around these parks, I do remember >>702600306 tho, he seems to be here everyday...
>>702600124
Oh alright. I just didn't get what you ment. I guess it does kind of look like a nun outfit
>>702600556
Hope it goes away soon.
Just finished Second Dream quest on the Warframes.
>tried to make my operator look like Tomoko
>can't because every good color and hair and everything worth having is stuck behind freemium
Oh well. One day maybe.
Sorry for late reply
>>702598238
It's OK for you to hate me
For all the things I've done
I've made a few mistakes
But I'm not the only one
Step away from the ledge
I'm coming down
>>702598582
Idti yebat' sebya.
As an American, I have the FREEDOM to speak any language I want.
>>702600820
>>702600541
pun intended? :^)
>>702601011
posting cartoon children
how horrible
>>702601011
kek, you suck at blowjobs indeed, what happened tho, you got bored? you didn't do as I said, you petulant bitch boi
>>702600652
well thats something i guess and yeah its pretty rare im not around
>>702600771
that sucks. hope you can get your dream operator one day
>>702600820
>Citizenship test is in English
>people get mad when you don't speak their native language
So fucking stupid. The United States needs to set a national language otherwise all these fucking immigrants will expect us to speak Spanish, French, or fucking Mandarin Chinese.
Hell, half of the advertisements in Texas are in Spanish.
https://youtu.be/eyCEexG9xjw
>try to watch this video
>GET A FUCKING SPIC ADVERTISEMENT THAT I CAN'T SKIP
JUST
>>702601100
she's in her 20's
>>702601122
sorry anon, i will try to do better.
>>702601177
I want to eat the fuck out of those feetsies
>>702601003
Some say a storm is coming,
Some say the end is near,
Some think it’s all so hazy,
I think it's all so clear.
If it all ends tomorrow,
If it all disappears
Where do you think you're going?
Anywhere else but here!
>>702600660
ye
>>702601130
Do you even have a job my dude, or do you just browse /waifu/ 24/7?
>>702601177
furfag
>>702601217
I'm a califag so I don't get spanish ads too often
>>702601177
nice feet
>>702601655
>>702601658
yeah. i need to get a new one
>>702601658
>califag
>don't get spanish ads often
Wow. That is extremely surprising actually. You live in North Cali or something?
Ya'll've been posting lewds without trips
how abhorrent
>702597337
Damage control.
I want lycan inside me.
>>702601734
Lewd!
Looking back I still have so many questions
So many things unanswered
Like what did I do?
What could I do?
Was there ever a moment you cared?
Was I always ugly and abandoned
Remembering all the times you wished me harm
You wished me dead
How could I have changed to make it better?
>>702601217
If an AMERICAN decides not to speak English, that's their RIGHT as a UNITED STATES CITIZEN.
better than tinder! plenty of horny anime girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/changlz.html
>>702601130
Once I start getting decent stuff I can get Platinum easily.
I just hate how even the BASIC COLOR PALETTE only lets you use 1/5 of the colors without paying premium.
God DE really just fucking hates their players.
>BUY PLAT
>>702600077
Hmm. Probably you.
>>702601516
good gurl, im glad ur back on track. it was fun, i'll have to wash my hands cuz of u now. hmu with something if you wanna talk about pleasing your waifu more later
>>702600820
As an amerocan you also have 4 timezones.
Also if your going to atemt typing something russian atleast use cyrillic.
Otherwise it makes you look like a retard typing something you herd from youtube.
>>702602048
And you.
Go to sleep.
>>702602074
good idea anon. i will!
>>702602030
sounds like it. why not give you basic cosmetics and make the weird rainbow stuff premium
>>702601983
Not having a national language is a hindrance.
There is nothing about it saying you CANNOT speak another language, but having a set language you require citizens and civilians understand is too useful to ignore.
Or we could make the EBS loop in 24 different languages to support you lazy cucks who don't want to learn English.
Stupid fucking jew
>>702602124
Nyet pedik.
You can't even spell in English, don't talk to me about other languages.
>>702602124
>amerocan
Maybe i need sleep.
>>702601770
good luck, I know a guy who's in a similar situation, except he has a wife and a kid.
>>702601800
Yeah, I live in NorCal, I wish I could live in SoCal but rent is expensive as fuck there, unless I want to live in Compton or Inglewood.
>>702602438
ameroca, fug yeah
>>702602426
Stop hating on my freedom, cuck.
>>702602438
Ameroca sounds like an exotic bird.
>>702602447
yeah im going to go shower be back in a bit
>>702602447
Eh.
You just hear less "HIJOLE VATO, QUE PASA!?"
>>702602277
kek, i know it might be a shock but I'd really like to talk to you :p you should give me an email or skype. see you around you pretty faggot :*
So who'd baking?
>>702602698
God you're a fucking moron. I should actually filter your stupid ass.
I guess I'll bake
>>702602892
That's your opinion, which you have the right to have.
>>702602969
It's actually a fact that you are a moron.
>>702602768
yeah, most mexicans stay are in SoCal, well there's a lot of mexicans in NorCal, but they tend to actually speak english.
