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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>702584316
i dont think you will be having a good time
i feel like people who say they will mouth rape someone forget about teeth
>>702584515
oh okay, then why did you want a video of a playthrough?
>>702584571
not really im hairy as fuck
also i a skinny fuck so yea, unless you like hairy bony women sure
>>702584594
that could be it, code sounds more logical though
do you know whats the main cause though? since you have so much on it
also i am not a huge fan of this music but it fits in revengeange i guess
>best fox claim
This post is the post that will revive the thread!
>>702584942
Gotta risk it for the biscuit, Anon
>>702584585
>Taiga
I'm watching a football game. What you up too?
>>702584594
>Nui
I thought you knew about my interest in music.
Miho claimed
>Ignored
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>did someone mention lewds?
>>702584122
Rebel souls
Deserters we've been called
Chose a gun
And threw away the sun
Now these towns, well they all know our name
THE DEATH PUNCH SOUND, is our claim to fame
>>702585150
Have you ever played biscuit?
You know, where you get your guy friends in a circle, everyone quickly jerk off on a biscuit in the middle, and the loser has to eat it?
>>702585294
Hey baby, don't worry, my dick is strong enough for all the waifu of the thread
*unzips dick*
>>702585395
LOL I have not but I have heard of that game
>>702585207
Thank you so much!
I was playing Dishonored but got quite bored, so I decided to show up!
>>702585399
....
>>702585150
that makes no fucking sense
its not a risk all she needs to do is bite down
>>702585294
nah man thread was over
whats up?
>>702585348
whats up
>better make sure
Claiming Felix
>>702585348
show us ur tits juvia
>>702584695
Your drill can't pierce a thing ya git.
>>702584942
Three things come to mind, i could have made an error somewhere when making custom icons for the css, i could have made an error in the css code itself which i suspect is the main case, or as i said before it could be a filesize limit.
How about this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Widk-9uwPQ
>>702585207
Oh, i do. i'm just asking how, like what made you do that recently?
>>702585601
What if she enjoys the taste?
Remember that all anime girls are basically whores
>>702585543
Nothing baby, I just hurt a bit when I see a cute girl cry without a dick in her mouth
Aerith is best waifu.
>>702585749
>his waifu is dead
I'd still fuck her
waifus are for lewd
Claiming Takane
>>702585601
Bored as fuck
>>702585749
Yo so '97, but it's alright, I love you.
So is anyone else watching fear the walking dead?
>>702585749
She got penetrated by a katana, it's folded 1000 times
she basically took 1000 swords all at once
>>702585916
i'd take you over the typical esdeath
>>702585675
Just thought it'd be kinda nice. I don't do much to show my enjoyment of music, and thought I should.
>>702585452
Nice, nice. Saw you yesterday. Welcome to the threads.
>>702586009
I'm watching Texas vs. Notre Dame if that counts.
>>702585399
Un zipping your dick is a good way to lose it.
>>702585675
well then if you think you know the main case why not immedeatly fix it?
or is it hard to do?
>>702585744
>Remember that all anime girls are basically whores
i think you might actually be rerarded and im starting to feel sorry
>>702586006
not playing a game?
that always helps me
>>702586009
i watched s1
is there a second one?
>>702586052
>average katana blade length is ~70cm
>Sephiroth's Katana was easily two times this length
Aerith took over 140Km worth of Katana at once.
You can be me and I will be you.
You can live just like a star.
I'll take my sanity, you take the fame.
I'm under and over it all.
(I'm under and over it.)
>>702586269
>rerarded
>>702586269
No idea. My friend is watching it and I saw something stupid.
It's episode 10, and it's the newest one.
>>702586379
Nou.
>The pride.
>>702586269
why so angry anon? didn't have much dick lately?
>>702586465
whatever just tell me
if there is a s2 i woulnt watch it anyway, kinda ruins the whole idea of the series
>>702586451
>he made a typo
>i won
okay
>>702586595
never in my life actually
>>702586131
Sankyu~
>>702586269
I was playing Dishonored, but I got bored :P
>>702586131
Ah, well that's a nice way to do it then, if you feel you need to do it then go for it!
>>702586269
I don't know where exactly i made the error though which is why i said i was trying to find it.
I'm back! I hate the humidity.
>>702586595
If you want you can post lewds of my waifu
I'll be back in 1-2 hours
>>702586902
first time playing it?
i loved that game played through it in one go
why did you get bored?
>>702586924
oh i see, sorry i am not very good with the stuff so i might sound like a dick
>>702587068
y tho?
>>702586874
So these two
>Pic related
Find a car, and when they get to it they make conversation, I'm not listening, the son hands the dad a crowbar, he smashes the window and then opens the door.
>Didn't pull the lock
>Didn't reach in to open the door
>Just opened it.
Broke the window for shits and giggles I suppose.
>>702587266
where you going?
later anyways
>>702585675
I wouldn't be too sure of that.
>>702587068
>>702586874
I see, well it's time to find you some anon, you seem frustrated~
>>702587068
you're the waifu anon
>>702586309
and considering a katana can cut a person in two
she was cut in half, and those halves were cut in half 1000 times, at the same time
>>702587021
heyo
>>702587282
Yah, first time! And don't misunderstand me! I'ts quite a nice game and so far, I love it! I just wanted to do something else, than gaming, that's all. :3
>>702587324
>title pic s02
okay so there is a season 2
but i recognise them so
why would he bother to pull the lock though?
i mean its an apocalypse so no rules
i dunno but thats all i can think of
>>702587461
i really dont care just feel sorry for you
i mean everyone has their bad days but this is worse than killing yourself
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>702587282
It's fine, it's just kinda hard to understand so i can see why you asked.
>>702587395
That's not your drill tho.
>>702585387
>>702587669
yeah yeah whatever helps u recover ur fragile ego anon
now why don't you show us your girl skills and we might throw you a self-esteem pack kek
>>702587669
No, what I'm saying is they went up to a locked car, smashed the window, and then opened the door as if it wasn't locked. Because continuity isn't important.
>>702587611
Long time no see
>>702587880
Candy!
>>702587282
idk
>>702587461
lazy
>>702587416
keked
HOLY FUCK I'M DYING
SO ME AND A FEW FRIENDS IN DISCORD AND ONE SAID HE HAD SOME CANNED SPRAY AIR, ME KNOWING THE COOL STUFF YOU CAN DO I TOLD HIM HE CAN SPRAY FUCKING I C E. AFTERWARDS I TOLD HIM IF YOU SPRAY YOUR HAND IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH, BUT I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD DO IT. ANYWAYS HE SPEAYED HIS ENTIRE FOREARM, HAIR, LIGHTER, MATCHES, DOLLAR BILLS, AND HIS FUCKING BALLS
I'M SO FUCKING DONE
>>702587975
I don't want to sound rude, but...did we met? xD
>>702587611
yea its pretty great but i understand i get bored with masterpieces as well
what else you wanna do then?
watch anime is always a fun option
>>702587878
thanks man i do my best
skills of what? she can use a gun pretty nice
>>702587880
oh i misread then sorry
yea thats pretty weird but honesly TWD isnt the best series when it comes to stuff like that
its enjoyable though
>>702588250
hey look
a wild garde appeared
>>702588050
well there's one in my pants, you'll have to reach for it tho
>>702588250
ITS TIME TO REGROUP RETHINK AND RECONQUER
still here
>>702588143
Yes. I'm the one who had a friend taking audio engineering. If that rings any bells
>>702587789
I'm pretty sure it's my drill.
>>702588136
People die that way Rem. This is not a joking matter. Proof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBNdOTu2Wn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INnstYCNIQc
>>702586924
So, what you up to? Still modding smash?
>>702588250
>>702588552
>>702588480
Nah, I'm more in the mood of sataying on here and talk with y'all!
>>702588591
He tried spraying it inside bottles to make water bombs and sprayed propane tanks.
>>702587508
Hello Yukari's pet.
>>702588050
I bet a yandere would be amazing in the sack.
>>702588480
are you good at cleaning pipes?
>>702588552
IT'S GETTING HOT ON THE BOT!
>>702588480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBNcjvxLfFc
>>702588596
>
>>702588587
It must have been an other Taiga. (And I'll find him and kill him). Ya can call me Hope!
>>702588480
So how are you feeling?
>>702588589
It certainly isn't.
>>702588591
Yep, going to try replacing a few files and see what happens.
>>702587789
eh sorry didnt see this
kinda tired
maybe you should take a break it might get a bit into your head
>>702588711
oh thats cool
dont believe we talked much
what you do for a living?
>>702588826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNYf894ZM8U
>>702589008
sorry i didnt see your previous replay
im okay~ish
>>702588552
>MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME
>>702588769
Pet is the wrong word for it
>>702589023
oh, we're posting catgirl pics
Don't think i'd find any
so i'll just post one with Chen in it
>>702585601
Ok then lewds it is
>>702585615
No. I would never post my waifus lewd bits
>>702589023
Nyan~
>>702589008
Anything else planned for your night?
>>702588875
Another taiga! So you don't do audio engineering I'm guessing? Call me Alice
>>702589194
>>702589203
I don't have much cat pics.
>Nyan~
>>702589198
not the biggest fan of posting these
but i guess i have no choice
>>702589140
To be honest, nothing at all! Beside taking care of mentally disabled people!
>>702589225
Nope! Oh and nice meeting ya!
>>702589454
>not the biggest fan of posting these
You used to claim with this pic every thread.
Chicken and rice.
Fuck I love this diet.
>>702589140
We all miss something sometimes, i'd say i should try a few things before taking a break just to see what's going on.
>>702589219
Not really, just doing the same thing and talking to you guys, yourself?
>>702589454
Swimsuits?
>>702589698
Busted!
>>702584850
I'm gonna go ahead and post Tomoko without reading the thread.
>>702589347
Shame!.
>>702588048
No, ice cream.
>>702588136
>Ded
>>702589482
In what way do you take care of em anon~
>>702589802
>
>>702589746
Nice, pretty common thing to eat here. How does the diet work exactly?
>>702589907
Good for you anon, I don't really recommend reading it.
>>702589930
Wtf? Srsly?
>>702589908
Yeah
>>702589915
Mmmm Ice cream
>>702589347
i have literally no catgirl pics of mai waifu
>>702589746
I'd prefer pasta over rice
but that's just me
>>702589802
if you insist
>>702589482
well thats something you make money with
unless its volentary but that would be even better
>>702589698
so we gonna have to decide something here
one of us is retarded
either i cant write ironic jokes at all or you can not understand jokes
>>702589758
allright that works i guess, but we both know you arent going to take a break
if you fix it you will keep on modding
if you dont you need to try out one more thing
>>702589802
i dont have a lot of lewd so uh
i was joking
>lewdest i got
>>702590068
>
>>702590156
lol
>
>>702590242
Swimsuit isnt lewd
>>702590115
Kek, better hope their closed ones dont find out ;)
>>702590146
What about lollipops?
>>702589008
Are you trying to compare me to Konata and his missile-shaped dick?
>>702590068
>>702590068
Helping clear my small bowel for an MRI. No unpeeled vegetables, no seeds or nuts. Its called low residue. Limited dairy. Out of everything at work its the only things I can eat.
>>702590156
Pastas fine but our pasta is shit and is probably made with wholegrains. Has to be plain white pasta. Rice and soy is better than pasta and soy.
>>702589758
Just watching this football game. Double overtime right now, quite a thriller. I guess listen to some music after that.
>>702590307
you think the swimsuit gif is lewder than that one?
i must say i cant agree but yea cant really contribute
>>702590514
Is that Murasaki?
Also. First time I heard this for a while. Goddamn he had an amazing voice.
https://youtu.be/SyRHeyFdl0I
>>702590658
Thats ok. I dont think your gif is lewd.
>>702590897
No
>>702590242
I'll get tired eventually though.
>>702590569
Ah, that's nice. hope you have fun then!
>>702590510
Maybe :3
I'm about to play some competitive Overwatch. I'm only going to live for about 8 more months from all the cancer
>>702589907
Trips for Tomoko steal
>>702591132
reroll
>>702590307
but can you find a pic of the tank in a swimsuit?
>>702590527
eh, it's all preference on filler foods
>>702590913
and no we're posting music, i guess
https://youtu.be/YB1SEbltbO8
>>702591034
Gosh, I feel so dumb, gomen!
>>702591239
Wat!?
>>702591318
It's once of the very few I didn't label properly. I get lost in who is who all the time here
>>702591009
okay good
i try to refrain from posting any
>>702591115
yea i know
but you know i was right
its allright do you are enjoying yourself
>>702591129
going ranked will only make it worse
8 months? makte that 6 after that
>>702591115
It's already over, heh. Team I was rooting for didn't win but doesn't matter to me, that was a real good game. Time to look for an album on my backlog that I want to listen too.
>>702591034
Hello Alice.
>>702591361
>>702591239
Found one.
~Mittens Shiro
Black Hanekawa
>Topped off oil
>Filled up the radiator
>Cleaned the air filter, and flipped the filter lip upside down
>MAXIMUM AIR FLOW
>Engine actually sounds pleasing
>Got BEST FRIES on the way home, along with a milkshake
>Dad also said he'd be down for going up to LA to check out a few of these cars I'm looking at
>Mfw this whole day so far
You're born alone, you die alone
The rest is yours to fill the gap
The world goes on without you here
Adjust or just collapse
>>702587335
Home
>>702590242
It's not like that choice will bother me at all.
>>702590307
GuP official art is amazing.
>>702590514
Don't cry cute.
>>702590527
Really? And for how long do you have to keep it? Chicken is nice but I can't say the same for eating it everyday.
>>702591239
I didn't expect to find anyone who listens to them here. This is my favourite track from that album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bwHK1xkgJA
>>702591318
such a bimbo~
>>702589454
Nothing wrong with a little teasing. They're only swimsuits. Not full lewds
>>702591512
Hello Shiro
>>702591624
No more make me sad then :(
>>702591438
probably 3 weeks
>hopefully
>>702591596
Hey! sounds like a great day lol
>>702591129
wait, for real? terribly sorry to hear that.
>>702591438
You are right, though everybody has a limit on how long they can do the same thing.
Anyway are you doing anything?
>>702591512
Aw, well that's a shame but at least you had fun, hope you continue to do so!
>>702591512
well fuck me sideways
you did it
>>702591552
but she's white
>>702591624
they have a lot of great songs
>>702591696
If being flat as a board make me a bimbo, good for youuuu.
>>702591596
sounds like an amazing day
going to LA now or in the forseeable future?
>>702591606
oh that makes sense
also thats a pretty sad song you are listening to mate
>>702591624
huh
well whatever i will take it as my retardations since thats the case most of the time
you doing something atm?
>>702591790
i guess that could be true
but i dont have any saved so i need to sign off for the tease
>>702591824
man now i wanna play overwatch ranked
>>702591858
yea thats true im kinda done with gaming myself atm
feel like watching some anime but right now just listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeVufklHMsA
>>702591935
it's in the mindest anon, being such a silly slut
>>702589454
you do but you'd rather have male attention~
>>702591824
Sup Emi! I've not even been up 5 hours, but it's going good so far!
>And since it's a holiday, I don't have to open up the building, so I'll be on my laptop a full 7.5 hours!
>>702592175
Foreseeable future. Maybe in a few weeks, gunna email and call some of these sellers. See if we can't set up multiple meets in a day. Most bang for buck, you know?
>>702591858
nah, implying im going to get cancer from player it. huge losing streak
>>702592175
maybe we can play together? I main mercy and zenn
>>702592303
that's nice. I'm hoping tomorrow isnt hectic at all
claiming
Just walk away make it easy on yourself
Just walk away please release me from this hell
Just walk away there's just nothing left to feel
Just walk away pretend that none of this is none of this is
>>702592175
Sad metal is great
>>702592238
If it was an attempt to trigger me or whatever the fuck else it could have been, you failed boy.
>>702591809
How are you today?
>>702591858
I'm sure I will.
>>702591871
Is that an offer?
>>702592488
Hey there Yuuki.
>>702592645
Still doing homework, you?
>>702591438
ok
>>702591512
>
>>702591624
It is
>>702592633
sounds like I succeeded xd
>>702592488
>discount Lucina
>>702592645
No, you're underage
>>702591115
I can assure you that I have a longer dick than he does.
>>702591809
But I'm an asshole, I can't avoid that. You can stop raising expectations about me or get used to it.
But hopefully this hug will keep you cheered up for now.
>>702592175
Nothing interesting, just some chatting and getting ready to hit the hay.
>>702592853
Forgot pic.
>>702592820
Naaah
>>702591624
Today only. No solids tomorrow. Procedure and back to eating anything Wednesday. And I gotta work.
https://youtu.be/zIWvU_NUbrU
>>702592825
Yuuki would kill Lucina easily
>>702592175
What do you plan on watching? KLK perhaps?
That song is pretty groovy.
>>702592412
Oh, thank goodness.
Still sorry to hear that though.
>>702592645
Great to hear!
Just got back from the work get-together.
>I fixed a bunch of random shit for people
>But I got paid for it
>Worth it.
>>702592737
Probably listen to some music. Or watch some anime.
>>702593034
So, you got anything planned for your week?
>>702592853
Nah, saying things doesn't make it true.
>>702592645
The same as always. How are you?
>>702592864
We're all ass holes Homu. I still love you though
>>702592238
uh that doesn even make any sense
>>702592303
yea i understand
pretty smart saving on the gas
how many you got your eyes on?
>>702592412
the problem is that i dont have overwatch
i really wanted it but i dont feel like buying a full priced game atm
money is kinda tight
>>702592618
i prefer sad hiphop myself
i fucking suck at remembering songs though,,,
>>702592784
you sure?
>>702592864
fun times, same here tbh
you listening to anything?
>>702593034
maybe, but i started mirai nikki again so im probably going to continue that
yea i love it, the rest is great as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7CKnnhLHxo
bit more fast paced
Currently drunk af
>>702593141
PEEEENNNYYYY!
>>702593201
I'm well enough. A bit bored though. Maybe clear up my backlog of albums a little bit.
>>702593238
Hi Yuno.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YVNbD-7UJtg
(If I fall)
If I fall, if I fall
I'm dragging everybody down
If I fall I will take everybody down
(If I fall)
If I fall, if I fall
I'm taking everybody out
If I fall I will take everybody down
>>702593141
Privyet Penny
>>702584850
Popeye claimed
>>702592961
sorry about your butt anon
kiss better?
>>702593238
That post is way to lewd. Put a rag on. jk
>>702593363
>>702593029
settle it in smash
>>702593363
How can you see into my eyes, like open doors
Leading you down into my core
Where I've become so numb, without a soul
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home
Wake me up, wake me up inside I can't wake up,
Wake me up inside, save me,
Call my name and save me from the dark, wake me up
Bid my blood to run, I can't wake up
Before I come undone, save me
Save me from the nothing I've become
>>702593467
Oh, dear mother, I love you
I'm sorry, I wasn't good enough
Dear father, forgive me
'Cause in your eyes, I just never added up
In my heart I know I failed you, but you left me here alone
Claimed
>>702592412
Guessing today was hectic for you?
>>702593238
2, maybe 3. The one i want most though, is the furthest away.
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/5752400560.html
I want it so badly.
>>702591596
That sounds like a nice day, senpai
>>702593146
Not much really, i'm mostly hoping we can do that stream at some point though.
>>702593238
Oh well, hope you can get to KLK at some point, perhaps make a schedule or something?
That song is pretty intense, i don't know why but i would picture it in a stealth game.
>>702593340
Taiga!
>>702593363
Galil~
>party was lame
>I dragged K along with me
>At some point she looked at me like "Why?"
>But then a dog showed up and she was happy.
>Penny
