Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
i dont think you will be having a good time
i feel like people who say they will mouth rape someone forget about teeth
oh okay, then why did you want a video of a playthrough?
not really im hairy as fuck
also i a skinny fuck so yea, unless you like hairy bony women sure
that could be it, code sounds more logical though
do you know whats the main cause though? since you have so much on it
also i am not a huge fan of this music but it fits in revengeange i guess
This post is the post that will revive the thread!
I'm watching a football game. What you up too?
I thought you knew about my interest in music.
>did someone mention lewds?
Deserters we've been called
Chose a gun
And threw away the sun
Now these towns, well they all know our name
THE DEATH PUNCH SOUND, is our claim to fame
Have you ever played biscuit?
You know, where you get your guy friends in a circle, everyone quickly jerk off on a biscuit in the middle, and the loser has to eat it?
that makes no fucking sense
its not a risk all she needs to do is bite down
nah man thread was over
>better make sure
Your drill can't pierce a thing ya git.
Three things come to mind, i could have made an error somewhere when making custom icons for the css, i could have made an error in the css code itself which i suspect is the main case, or as i said before it could be a filesize limit.
How about this one?
Oh, i do. i'm just asking how, like what made you do that recently?
What if she enjoys the taste?
Remember that all anime girls are basically whores
Nothing baby, I just hurt a bit when I see a cute girl cry without a dick in her mouth
Bored as fuck
Yo so '97, but it's alright, I love you.
So is anyone else watching fear the walking dead?
She got penetrated by a katana, it's folded 1000 times
she basically took 1000 swords all at once
i'd take you over the typical esdeath
Just thought it'd be kinda nice. I don't do much to show my enjoyment of music, and thought I should.
Nice, nice. Saw you yesterday. Welcome to the threads.
I'm watching Texas vs. Notre Dame if that counts.
well then if you think you know the main case why not immedeatly fix it?
or is it hard to do?
>Remember that all anime girls are basically whores
i think you might actually be rerarded and im starting to feel sorry
not playing a game?
that always helps me
i watched s1
is there a second one?
You can be me and I will be you.
You can live just like a star.
I'll take my sanity, you take the fame.
I'm under and over it all.
(I'm under and over it.)
No idea. My friend is watching it and I saw something stupid.
It's episode 10, and it's the newest one.
whatever just tell me
if there is a s2 i woulnt watch it anyway, kinda ruins the whole idea of the series
>he made a typo
never in my life actually
I was playing Dishonored, but I got bored :P
Ah, well that's a nice way to do it then, if you feel you need to do it then go for it!
I don't know where exactly i made the error though which is why i said i was trying to find it.
If you want you can post lewds of my waifu
first time playing it?
i loved that game played through it in one go
why did you get bored?
oh i see, sorry i am not very good with the stuff so i might sound like a dick
So these two
Find a car, and when they get to it they make conversation, I'm not listening, the son hands the dad a crowbar, he smashes the window and then opens the door.
>Didn't pull the lock
>Didn't reach in to open the door
>Just opened it.
Broke the window for shits and giggles I suppose.
I wouldn't be too sure of that.
and considering a katana can cut a person in two
she was cut in half, and those halves were cut in half 1000 times, at the same time
Yah, first time! And don't misunderstand me! I'ts quite a nice game and so far, I love it! I just wanted to do something else, than gaming, that's all. :3
>title pic s02
okay so there is a season 2
but i recognise them so
why would he bother to pull the lock though?
i mean its an apocalypse so no rules
i dunno but thats all i can think of
i really dont care just feel sorry for you
i mean everyone has their bad days but this is worse than killing yourself
It's fine, it's just kinda hard to understand so i can see why you asked.
That's not your drill tho.
No, what I'm saying is they went up to a locked car, smashed the window, and then opened the door as if it wasn't locked. Because continuity isn't important.
HOLY FUCK I'M DYING
SO ME AND A FEW FRIENDS IN DISCORD AND ONE SAID HE HAD SOME CANNED SPRAY AIR, ME KNOWING THE COOL STUFF YOU CAN DO I TOLD HIM HE CAN SPRAY FUCKING I C E. AFTERWARDS I TOLD HIM IF YOU SPRAY YOUR HAND IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH, BUT I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD DO IT. ANYWAYS HE SPEAYED HIS ENTIRE FOREARM, HAIR, LIGHTER, MATCHES, DOLLAR BILLS, AND HIS FUCKING BALLS
I'M SO FUCKING DONE
I don't want to sound rude, but...did we met? xD
yea its pretty great but i understand i get bored with masterpieces as well
what else you wanna do then?
watch anime is always a fun option
thanks man i do my best
skills of what? she can use a gun pretty nice
oh i misread then sorry
yea thats pretty weird but honesly TWD isnt the best series when it comes to stuff like that
its enjoyable though
a wild garde appeared
ITS TIME TO REGROUP RETHINK AND RECONQUER
Yes. I'm the one who had a friend taking audio engineering. If that rings any bells
People die that way Rem. This is not a joking matter. Proof.
So, what you up to? Still modding smash?
Nah, I'm more in the mood of sataying on here and talk with y'all!
He tried spraying it inside bottles to make water bombs and sprayed propane tanks.
Hello Yukari's pet.
I bet a yandere would be amazing in the sack.
IT'S GETTING HOT ON THE BOT!
It must have been an other Taiga. (And I'll find him and kill him). Ya can call me Hope!
So how are you feeling?
It certainly isn't.
Yep, going to try replacing a few files and see what happens.
eh sorry didnt see this
maybe you should take a break it might get a bit into your head
oh thats cool
dont believe we talked much
what you do for a living?
sorry i didnt see your previous replay
>MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME
Pet is the wrong word for it
oh, we're posting catgirl pics
Don't think i'd find any
so i'll just post one with Chen in it
Ok then lewds it is
No. I would never post my waifus lewd bits
Anything else planned for your night?
Another taiga! So you don't do audio engineering I'm guessing? Call me Alice
I don't have much cat pics.
not the biggest fan of posting these
but i guess i have no choice
To be honest, nothing at all! Beside taking care of mentally disabled people!
Nope! Oh and nice meeting ya!
>not the biggest fan of posting these
You used to claim with this pic every thread.
Chicken and rice.
Fuck I love this diet.
We all miss something sometimes, i'd say i should try a few things before taking a break just to see what's going on.
Not really, just doing the same thing and talking to you guys, yourself?
I'm gonna go ahead and post Tomoko without reading the thread.
No, ice cream.
Nice, pretty common thing to eat here. How does the diet work exactly?
Good for you anon, I don't really recommend reading it.
i have literally no catgirl pics of mai waifu
I'd prefer pasta over rice
but that's just me
if you insist
well thats something you make money with
unless its volentary but that would be even better
so we gonna have to decide something here
one of us is retarded
either i cant write ironic jokes at all or you can not understand jokes
allright that works i guess, but we both know you arent going to take a break
if you fix it you will keep on modding
if you dont you need to try out one more thing
i dont have a lot of lewd so uh
i was joking
>lewdest i got
Swimsuit isnt lewd
Are you trying to compare me to Konata and his missile-shaped dick?
Helping clear my small bowel for an MRI. No unpeeled vegetables, no seeds or nuts. Its called low residue. Limited dairy. Out of everything at work its the only things I can eat.
Pastas fine but our pasta is shit and is probably made with wholegrains. Has to be plain white pasta. Rice and soy is better than pasta and soy.
Just watching this football game. Double overtime right now, quite a thriller. I guess listen to some music after that.
you think the swimsuit gif is lewder than that one?
i must say i cant agree but yea cant really contribute
Also. First time I heard this for a while. Goddamn he had an amazing voice.
I'll get tired eventually though.
Ah, that's nice. hope you have fun then!
I'm about to play some competitive Overwatch. I'm only going to live for about 8 more months from all the cancer
but can you find a pic of the tank in a swimsuit?
eh, it's all preference on filler foods
and no we're posting music, i guess
It's once of the very few I didn't label properly. I get lost in who is who all the time here
i try to refrain from posting any
yea i know
but you know i was right
its allright do you are enjoying yourself
going ranked will only make it worse
8 months? makte that 6 after that
It's already over, heh. Team I was rooting for didn't win but doesn't matter to me, that was a real good game. Time to look for an album on my backlog that I want to listen too.
>Topped off oil
>Filled up the radiator
>Cleaned the air filter, and flipped the filter lip upside down
>MAXIMUM AIR FLOW
>Engine actually sounds pleasing
>Got BEST FRIES on the way home, along with a milkshake
>Dad also said he'd be down for going up to LA to check out a few of these cars I'm looking at
>Mfw this whole day so far
You're born alone, you die alone
The rest is yours to fill the gap
The world goes on without you here
Adjust or just collapse
It's not like that choice will bother me at all.
GuP official art is amazing.
Don't cry cute.
Really? And for how long do you have to keep it? Chicken is nice but I can't say the same for eating it everyday.
I didn't expect to find anyone who listens to them here. This is my favourite track from that album.
Nothing wrong with a little teasing. They're only swimsuits. Not full lewds
No more make me sad then :(
probably 3 weeks
Hey! sounds like a great day lol
wait, for real? terribly sorry to hear that.
You are right, though everybody has a limit on how long they can do the same thing.
Anyway are you doing anything?
Aw, well that's a shame but at least you had fun, hope you continue to do so!
well fuck me sideways
you did it
but she's white
they have a lot of great songs
If being flat as a board make me a bimbo, good for youuuu.
sounds like an amazing day
going to LA now or in the forseeable future?
oh that makes sense
also thats a pretty sad song you are listening to mate
well whatever i will take it as my retardations since thats the case most of the time
you doing something atm?
i guess that could be true
but i dont have any saved so i need to sign off for the tease
man now i wanna play overwatch ranked
yea thats true im kinda done with gaming myself atm
feel like watching some anime but right now just listening to this
Sup Emi! I've not even been up 5 hours, but it's going good so far!
>And since it's a holiday, I don't have to open up the building, so I'll be on my laptop a full 7.5 hours!
Foreseeable future. Maybe in a few weeks, gunna email and call some of these sellers. See if we can't set up multiple meets in a day. Most bang for buck, you know?
nah, implying im going to get cancer from player it. huge losing streak
maybe we can play together? I main mercy and zenn
that's nice. I'm hoping tomorrow isnt hectic at all
Just walk away make it easy on yourself
Just walk away please release me from this hell
Just walk away there's just nothing left to feel
Just walk away pretend that none of this is none of this is
Sad metal is great
If it was an attempt to trigger me or whatever the fuck else it could have been, you failed boy.
How are you today?
I'm sure I will.
Is that an offer?
Hey there Yuuki.
No, you're underage
But I'm an asshole, I can't avoid that. You can stop raising expectations about me or get used to it.
But hopefully this hug will keep you cheered up for now.
Nothing interesting, just some chatting and getting ready to hit the hay.
Today only. No solids tomorrow. Procedure and back to eating anything Wednesday. And I gotta work.
What do you plan on watching? KLK perhaps?
That song is pretty groovy.
Oh, thank goodness.
Still sorry to hear that though.
Great to hear!
Just got back from the work get-together.
>I fixed a bunch of random shit for people
>But I got paid for it
Probably listen to some music. Or watch some anime.
So, you got anything planned for your week?
Nah, saying things doesn't make it true.
The same as always. How are you?
We're all ass holes Homu. I still love you though
uh that doesn even make any sense
yea i understand
pretty smart saving on the gas
how many you got your eyes on?
the problem is that i dont have overwatch
i really wanted it but i dont feel like buying a full priced game atm
money is kinda tight
i prefer sad hiphop myself
i fucking suck at remembering songs though,,,
fun times, same here tbh
you listening to anything?
maybe, but i started mirai nikki again so im probably going to continue that
yea i love it, the rest is great as well
bit more fast paced
I'm well enough. A bit bored though. Maybe clear up my backlog of albums a little bit.
(If I fall)
If I fall, if I fall
I'm dragging everybody down
If I fall I will take everybody down
(If I fall)
If I fall, if I fall
I'm taking everybody out
If I fall I will take everybody down
That post is way to lewd. Put a rag on. jk
settle it in smash
How can you see into my eyes, like open doors
Leading you down into my core
Where I've become so numb, without a soul
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home
Wake me up, wake me up inside I can't wake up,
Wake me up inside, save me,
Call my name and save me from the dark, wake me up
Bid my blood to run, I can't wake up
Before I come undone, save me
Save me from the nothing I've become
Oh, dear mother, I love you
I'm sorry, I wasn't good enough
Dear father, forgive me
'Cause in your eyes, I just never added up
In my heart I know I failed you, but you left me here alone
Guessing today was hectic for you?
2, maybe 3. The one i want most though, is the furthest away.
I want it so badly.
That sounds like a nice day, senpai
Not much really, i'm mostly hoping we can do that stream at some point though.
Oh well, hope you can get to KLK at some point, perhaps make a schedule or something?
That song is pretty intense, i don't know why but i would picture it in a stealth game.