Can we get a Tech Gore bread going? Tech Gore!!
>>702581269
What about a guy damaging his CPU so hard he will never walk again?
>>702581269
Or this kid breaking the pins on his motherboard
>>702581269
>>702581787
This kid landed on his liver.
This type of shit hurts so fucking bad. It cost Brock Lesner a fight when he got kicked in the liver.
This kid got himself a hard reset.
>>702583600
So he didnt broke his spine?
>>702584419
The way it looks to me is that he probably cracked a rib or two, he definitely bruised his liver and the blunt force trauma to the liver is instantly paralyzing.
Seriously, it will knock you the fuck out.
I think he just got a good tap on the organ but idk.
Robot gore gets me hot and bothered
>>702585132
What is that from? What board would have a cap right behind the slot?
>>702585047
>>702585047
Is she trying to destroy her hand?
>"I just bought a mac!"
>>702585255
It was a server board
>>702581269
this is so satisfying actually
>>702585076
>>702585255
if you look the front of the board doesn't fit in ether
so im guessing this is a pci slot and he is trying to fit a pci express card but i dont know for sure
>>702585101
that screwdriver is not against a screw at all.
>>702585165
>>702583600
It looks a little under the liver but either way I wouldn't doupt if he had to get some kind of surgery. Guys have less protection by the rib cage so he's fucked in general
Does anybody have the one with the Tabasco sauce?
>>702585691
Why tho?
>>702585132
>promote themselves as being technically skilled
>dont relocate the cap, but instead take a hacksaw to an expensive graphics card.
>>702585047
Im a solder tech for the navy and every time I see this shit I cringe so hard.
>>702585346
Macs aren't the problem, MacBooks are
>>702585165
fucking linus man
>>702585165
>>702585717
What's that?
>>702585865
You can't really relocate the cap, and that was only the pcie latch, there weren't any connections in it and the card still worked
Still cringy though
>>702585956
audiophile snakeoil
>>702585956
"Audiophile" cables to limit "interference" in the sound cables
>>702585956
a monster cable sales rep wet dream
>>702585565
>not thermally shocking the tip.
What a pleb
>>702585717
Lol, fucking retarded "audiophiles"
>>702585870
>Im a solder tech for the navy
solder soldier
>>702585165
>>702585596
>>702585691
>>702585879
>>702586137
YOU CAN'T
>>702586030
You absolutely can relocate a cap. It's a through mount, you could get a new cap, and lay it on its side at a 90 degree angle, or you could just run a couple wires to a cap and hot glue it somewhere. Then if you wanted, you could easily put it back to original.
If you are pulling out a hack saw for this kind of stuff, you're doing it wrong.
>>702581269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dpoW80-2wQ
>>702581269
Jesus fucking christ, how many years of dust is built up in that thing? I bet it runs like 50 degrees cooler after that shit.
>>702585132
>that dirty as fuck video card
>>702586137
Looks like someone spilled beer on it and then forgot about it.
>>702582879
No...
>>702586445
oh god i remember that faggot
>>702586372
Holy fucking shit!
>>702585409
>>702585717
cables at the low low price of 20k
>>702585076
>>702585165
No.... NOOOOO!!!!
>>702586738
wat
real?
>>702586338
>>702586406
>>702586442
>>702586738
>>702586445
Explain?
>>702585165
Linus is a fucking joke.
>>702586445
What is he doing?
>>702586338
I know that he's trying to connect a psu to the back of the computer, that's just generic "hurr computers are hard" but what the fuck is that lightbulb doing there?
>>702586983
Reviewing headphones. Hes an "audiophile" which means he is insane and think that thousand dollar power cables make a difference in how things sound.
>>702582879
HOW DARE YOU!
>>702586238
Fucking Chinese.
>>702585255
im sure its a joke, not the slot doesnt have locks for the tab at the end. That is not a PGI-E slot.
>>702585631
What is that woman doing touching a computer!
Doesn't she know she needs to be in the kitchen?
>>702585165
This guy is a fucking retard...
>>702587027
> know that he's trying to connect a psu to the back of the computer
With wire cutters?
>>702587183
Another anon said it was a server board, which kind of makes sense. Probably a PCIE 8X slot
>>702586738
gawd that's sexy
>>702585409
>>702586738
Palit cards are shit. Shouldn't be surprised when mushrooms are growing on them.
>>702586738
those are psylocybe cubensis!
>>702587534
Ugh, you're not supposed to spread it
>>702586372
BOOOOOOOOOI
>>702587534
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>702587307
I mean sure, but again, that's just generic stuff people who dont get computers do for stock photos... but that lightbulb though... Even regular people understand what a lightbulb is and where it goes
>>702586343
8/10 b8 mate
>waste hours re soldering a cap on a complex and fagile board
>spend 30 seconds to hack off a useless tab that is many times easier to fix with the help of a 3d printer or spare hardware
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you /g/ on /b/
>>702585047
If it smells like chicken, you're doing it wrong.
>>702586238
Kek.
>>702587017
Good thing he never gets his money back.
>>702585076
M..maybe It's non conductive fluid?
>>702586196
Kek.
>>702587099
this
video with sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8UE8azbNqs
>>702587017
fuck noooo
>>702587351
kek, nice one
>>702585047
>wedding ring on
This entire thread makes me want to vomit, its worse than actual gore
You can kill a human, you can MAYBE get away with a dog, but MY FUCKING MACHINES
GOD WHY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>702586273
Fucking wonderful
>>702587927
Black people music?
>>702586343
Running wires to a cap changes the resistance (and capacitance) of the circuit the cap is in. In the old days of <10MHz TTL, a little extra wire might not have been a big deal. At higher frequencies, a couple inches of wire can make or break a circuit.
>>702588222
holy trips
>>702587872
haha
>>702585132
Nothing wrong with this.
>>702586406
Nothing wrong with this, newbies. Just make sure you pull any batteries first.
>>702587836
That's a magic card, isn't it?
>>702588222
>>702588322
>>702588555
Gets incoming
>>702587927
so, he liked them or not?
>>702585717
The power amp seems legit. Those are some hefty tubes.
>>702588345
jazz was pioneered by niggers right? if so then yes.
>>702585165
Fuck you linus you david tennant looking wannabe dickshit
>>702588845
What is this.
>>702588845
jesus fucking what the fucking christ is this abomination
>>702588845
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO WATER COOL A KEYBOARD, WHY
>>702581269
I can't believe this dipshit isn't wearing a mask.
>>702586406
Some one answer me something here
Stuff life this. Lets say you got a laptop, dumped it in the bath (clean fresh water) while it was turned off with no battery in it. Took it out the bath after 10 seconds or so. Took it apart and left every party to dry, and BONE DRY, not 'good enough' but as dry as it was before it went in the bath, then rebuild it.
Providing it was all connected correctly. Would it still turn on and work?
>>702588928
Thermaltake had them at their headquarters.
>>702584419
>>702581787
>>702583600
>>702584919
I do think the kid got paraplegic or died. I read something about it before from another anon that knew the story.
>>702586956
https://youtu.be/L34S4Tt1EuQ
>>702589145
Ignoring a few variables, YES. I've washed off many motherboards with water before from old shitty computers.
>>702588845
I've always wanted to drink my keyboard
>>702587307
Those are pliers, you monkey
>>702589343
Damn, somebody got ripped off.
>>702589145
It would probably turn on; the electric stuff wouldn't bee all that messed up. Any moving parts, like motors, would likely move slower or not move at all.
If you replace nothing, it probably won't be able to access the hard drive (and, by extension, boot,) and if it somehow does, will overheat since your fans are fucked.
>>702589145
I work in a phone repair shop. I don't actually do the repairs but I'm guessing if water was trapped inside the device it would start to corrode the board, and once that starts it's fucked.
Most people say "We've tried plugging it in to charge it and it won't come on after we got it out the bath as it wouldn't turn on"
Congratulations, you've just fried your main board. Then I laugh.
>>702585409
You cut the blue wire you faggit
>>702589532
Ah I guess I forgot about screen too, and any mechanical parts might be iffy ... but aside from fans and HDD I can't think of any other mechanical parts.
>>702589586
rail that shit up bruh
>>702587836
>easier to 3d print than de-solder one component
You realize that if you're not doing anything component level, putting PCs together is basically fucking legos.
Soldering isn't some sort of magic.
>>702585884
Macbooks are fine.
t. database admin managing over 2000 mysql instances
>>702589553
>I work at a kiosk at the mall
>>702589712
Kek
>>702582879
I've always wanted to do this to a processor
>>702589712
Well there is the shop AND the kiosk. They usually put me at the kiosk but I prefer it there, no cameras so I can sit on my phone all day.
>>702589868
I've done it to an old Pentium processor. It's fun, but you feel a little dirty
>>702589343
The looping hard disk! I remember reading a story about one a few years ago!
>>702589889
You must be 18 to browse 4chan
>>702587836
>I think a hacksaw is a proper tool to use in this circumstance.
Is a fucking rock also in your PC tool kit, you knuckle-dragging faggot?
>>702588610
it works on my machine because I'm not a fucking retard. Since when is being smart privilege?
>>702589702
dude
wtf
>>702588685
please don't be serious
you don't know the difference between a get and dubs/trips?
>>702585596
This can't be genuine.
>>702588901
how the fuck does he look like david tennant?
>>702590197
Hand oils, food oils, semen, feces from not washing hands, ect. Your keyboard and mouse are dirtier than most toilets.
Congratulations, /b/. I have been through gore, shota, waifu, and cringe threads without so much as turning my head, but it had to happen sometime. This thread actually made me vomit.
Because this is the worst. This is criminal. This is the definition of evil. The stupidity, the sheer number of neurons that must not be firing for these abominations to exist, is simply astounding.
When I die, this will be my hell. Watching dipshits try to comprehend and work with the wonders of man and being unable to correct the CANCEROUS MASS OF OBVIOUS BLUNDERS
>>702590281
>that ram stick
>>702590298
Idk man its like the shape of his head and his cheekbones + mouth + idk whatever kind of fucking accent he has but i swear he reminds me exactly of david tennant
>>702589118
Palms get sweaty pwning n00bs in WoW bro
>>702586273
never understood the 1 direction thing will it not fuck it up if you just run a magnetite all aorund it in any direct?
>>702590185
>Since when is being smart privilege?
Since even being a normal person or only slightly idiotic has become a status unobtainable by masses.
>>702590356
I know. I have a strict cleaning regimine. How can people get to this stage?
>>702590423
What's funny is this guy is so inept at soldering that he's not even actually messing anything up.
>>702590456
FUCK I just noticed that too.
>>702590423
Holy Fuck. Learn how to solder!
>>702590723
Apple: Form over function
>>702590812
Apple: Dollars over sense
>>702590723
>mac faggots think this is the ultimate in design.
>Mean while my basic ass logitech mouse can be use and charged at the same time.
>>702590723
that's it
I can't stand it
I can't even tell who's having a laugh and making silly ironic/sarcastic jokes anymore i've had enough
>>702587588
>that mess
And I get bothered when I find a single ant in my kitchen.
>>702587588
life of a hentai artist
>>702589193
What does it do? What is it for?
>>702588419
This guy gets it.
>>702589405
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diagonal_pliers
>>702587662
Top kek
>>702591493
Copper pipe water-cooling system.
>>702591635
I meant the keyboard. Is it real liquid cooling? If so, why?
>>702585165
You could do that while running a game without a skip
rip HDD health tho
>>702585076
my biggest fear
>>702585865
fucking retard
>>702591805
>2016
>still using spinning disks
>>702591735
No, there's no point. I'm not even sure if it's functional.
Thermaltake probably did it just because they're cheesy bastards.
>>702589343
did somone sell this as a hard drive?
>>702591805
Yeah until the PCI bracket snaps off
>>702587588
Cattleya
>>702588419
>>702586343
kek anon thought he was a fucking smartass
go to sleep buddy tomorrows school
>>702585101
this is a corsair box one of the cheap ones you dont need a screwdriver there theres knobs you take off with your fingers for easy access and theyre ON the box without the lid wtf all the way around
>>702591971
Happens all the time when you buy Chinese shit.
>>702590281
these are stock images anon, they are shitty general purpose marketing pics.
>>702585165
mfw
>>702591985
kinda could*
Also is that from drooping or an accident?
>>702585717
The warmth! THE WARMTH!! tubes sound better REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>702591954
Oh. Well, gotta say that's pretty awesome then.
>>702586343
Jesus mate are you retarded?
Do you read back your own post before you press post??
>>702586372
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>702590805
All this work for a mediocre hardware.
>>702592383
tubes do tend to sound better but wtf
>>702586738
sweet grow box
>>702585691
I am questioning my own existence
>>702589145
It would fuck the HDD and fans.
>>702590805
it will still only play games that are pixellated trash
>>702587027
so he can see anon
>>702587927
whys he have to act like a retarded faggot eeven if he did waste 2,700 dollars there's really no good reason to react like an autistic sperg
>>702592473
no they don't
solid state is far superior
>>702586445
>>702586956
>>702589266
*AUDIOPHILE*
plugs expensive headphones to an iphone 4 with one of the shittiest preamps in the world
>>702592169
Labor day dumbass
>>702585691
I'm no computer expert, but what the fuck is going on?
>>702592437
But it's classic stuff, anon.
>>702592815
You can just fuck right off with your bait.
>>702593396
not from the usa buddy at least i dont act like i know shit and try to educate people on /b/
god if only this was a cringe thread
>>702587460
looks like she has decent tits hope he at least felt her up some if he didn't rape her
>>702593858
I'm already cringing just reading this
>>702593570
>classic stuff
Literally a GTX 420 with a P4 processor and 1 gigs of ram tops.
The games made for it were classics.
>>702587460
>shift change in russia
>>702582879
>>702585076
>>702594469
and everyone was cringing when you thought you cable lengths dont affect I/U/R
>>702594834
>the same and only guy reply to me everytime
kek
>>702595222
Trips have a point.
>>702586372
>>702595222
>the same and only guy reply to me everytime
sure you're from the USA? or are you a borderhopper?
Holy fuck, I built my own PC and I thought I was fuckin retarded but this is next level. How do people do this?
>>702582879
You're a fucking monster, Anon.
>>702596739
Eh, that's just a recycling plant, not that bad
>>702596739
wouldn't a bfh be quicker and safer? (no dust to breath in)
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>>702596901
recycle? when the police destroys something is because they kidnapped asphalt pirates
>>702596739
>>702596901
>>702597725
pirates film, series, anime, hentai loli!! nooOO!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxUZZ_xf4RQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sggHxe8R4Ds
>>702585691
why????
>>702586372
fucking genius!!!
>>702586372
I want one :^)
>>702586738
that happens to play a lot super mario
>>702582879
MODS
>>702587460
fucking niggers
>>702585165
fuck this guy.
Like out of all the horse shit II've seen in this thread. This kid should never get touch a CPU professionally again.
>>702582879
HOW COULD YOU
>>702589218
Yeah, he ended up paralyzed if I remember correctly.
>>702585165
which video is this from, i cant find it
>>702597725
what I dont get is...why not just format everything and donate it to a school or something?
>>702585879
This is probably what my PC looks like right now, but it's like 4 years old so I'm too lazy to give a shit. I'll just replace it when it catches on fire one day.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=720814397
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>>702590561
I think I saw this pic back in the 90's
>>702587534
is this fucking real?
>>702587183
Weird angle, but anyway ive come close to issues like that before keep in mind most oe computers come with discreet cards that dont go past the end of the slot and clip so alot of unfortunate capacitors in the way, ive had cards resting right on them along with the heatsinks.
>>702588845
This is fucking GENIUS. Now your hands can remain cold and stiff at all times whilst you play.
>>702585076
pls somebody explain
>>702604444
Witnessed!!!
>>702593078
No. Digital does not have the bandwidth that analog does, and may never. Tubes ftw
>>702597725
'murican is not your mother toungue, is it.
>>702585076
just put a fucking little cup under it, collect it and once done, drip it into reservour
>>702585076
The reason why I don't use watercooling
>>702605370
>toungue
the irony
>>702587662
Abit
>>702586372
Oh shit
>>702587662
>>702587534
>>702585691
what is this meant to be?
what's the joke?
>>702585076
Wonder if this ever started a house fire?
>>702586196
>not 'super solder'
soniamdisappoint.png
>>702586372
>dat old woman hand