Do not prove you are not black.
Instead, prove that you are white.
Remember, saying you work is not proof that you are white.
Saying you have a 3 inch dick is not proof that you are white.
I eat every day
>>702579338
Come on. not proof. Try again.
I drink pumpkin spice lattes on a daily basis
I'm a man looking after my child. Alone.
>>702579060
I like to watch Polka and I go to wine mixers and I take silly pictures with my family and I have a dad
>>702580216
Hey, okay. That's decent. 7/10 white.
i hate black cucks
>>702579060
I'm middle class, live with my parents, had a good part of my college paid for (with living expenses) and unironically believed Simple Plan's "Welcome to My Life" described me until a year or so ago. I'm 22 btw.
This might count more for autism than white, but I'll try anyway.
>>702579060
i like fishing and golf
>>702580310
that just means your not black. every race hates blacks.
>scientist
>graduated with non-affirmative action scholarship
>childless
>never been in a fight
>6'3" and cannot dunk a basketball
I went to sailing camp at a yacht club when I was a kid.
Do I win?
>>702580514
Yeah they do. Everyone hates blacks. Even blacks. Fact. I'm black.
Listening to Yes
>>702580666
Could be a Puerto Rican that worked there.
>>702580240
not proof. try again.
>>702580274
The first is good. Second is decent (replace with another alcohol and then it works for another race) third and fourth are not proof.
>>702580310
not proof.
>>702580366
only simple plan relates. rest is not proof.
>>702580439
not proof. but 5/10.
>>702580607
best so far. 8/10
>>702580666
it's the yc that makes it good. 8/10
>>702580707
5/10 need more.
Mayonnaise is delicious, but I prefer to make my own using locally sourced eggs and Alton Brown's recipe from Good Eats. Sometimes when I use it to make tuna salad, I give some to my tabby. She fuckin' lives it!
>>702580806
we all know there are exceptions. "proof" is in the pudding.
>>702580439
I can afford to golf
I'm a big fan of Tenacious D. And I have a 401k.
I'm 37 and married living in the Pacific NW with no kids, no criminal record, and a 10 pound maltese poodle mix. Beat that faggots.
>>702580817
Definitely white
>>702579060
I have a STEM degree and am not Asian.
>>702580817
Trying to be top tier. Can't give you 9/10, but I'll go 8.5
>>702580886
man. not even close. come on.
>>702580927
very nice. not the 401k, but tenacious d is good.
>>702580951
doesn't beat an 8.5, but good.
>>702581045
indian. try again.
>>702580951
I'm sorry about the dog.
I work as a manager at Barnes & Noble, own a golden doodle, and drive a Volkswagen.
>>702580951
Might as well be married and black, married and Asian, married and Indian, etc.
>>702579060
Sad Mother Fucker! Hope your Mom is dead!
>>702581251
Dayum. assistant to the manager? I do want to move you to the top of the scoreboard, but not sure that warrants a 9.
>>702581364
that's pretty white.
>>702579060
I do not hate or have anything against black me. I used to be one all whites came from blacks when they swam out of Egypt and settled in Israel people need to learn to accept the truth and love each other and know that all races are just different banks but still part of the same central bank or federal reserve
My credit score is 742
>>702581553
Lack of communication drops your score.
>>702581581
Lame. Please try again.
I live just outside of Portland, OR and have for 25 years. One of the whitest parts of the country that has only recently begun to gain more Asians, Indians, and Hispanics.
Also, I have a standard IRA, Roth IRA, mutual fund, and several other bank accounts.
>>702579060
>I work as an art dealer.
> am quite heavily tattooed (nothing visible in work attire)
>Have no children and unmarried despite having a girlfriend for several years.
>Have only been in fights with muggers and drunkards I'm bars/pubs
>One of such scuffles got me arrested due to it being a "hate crime" against a minority.
>>702582343
in*
>>>/tv/74000000
>>702579060
i say Dandy.
>>702579060
I had a father growing up, my family all own houses and property, we come from a heritage of military and police service. My parents used to have a job raising money to buy police dogs for under funded departments, pre-2001.
I am not smart enough for scholarships, but not poor enough for scholarships. I do not have any baby mommas.
I like frank sinatra, chem baker.
I was arrested for felony weed, and got off with an expunged record, at 18.
I am in college for a Chemistry degree.
And I hike...
I can support a family of four
>>702579060
>I have a 2500 dollar pc.
>I live in the city and have been less then 10 times to the kfc
>I hate blacks jews and sandnigggers
>I have blond hair. Everywhere between my legs my beard etc
>I have bleu eyes
>I am the master race
>I wand to be gestapo
>Sieg heil mein /b/ruder
I assaulted a police officer in front of a security camera and I didn't go to prison
>>702582002
Fine, fine.
>>702582343
Also fine.
>>702582544
The hiking is the kicker. Excellent.
>>702582548
Lame. Try again.
>>702582562
Whitest thus far.
I cant dab
i find the music of Blake Shelton pretty enjoyable
"Is this air spicy, or is it just me?"
>>702580666
White devil confirmed
I'm in Iceland
Cheese and wine are quite divine plus I have a 401k
I bought a bicycle.
>>702579060
I have three wonderful children, Stardust, Casey, and Justice. I worry constantly about their health and do my best to feed them healthy, wholesome, gluten-free, non-GMO meals.
>>702579060
I go to Starbucks instead of using a coffee mixer
I have a comb (not a pick)
I own a grill that I use weekly
I live in northern Minnesota.
>>702584478
The fact that you know what a pick is means you're not white
>try harder faget
>>702584563
oddly enough, real niggers just call those combs or brushes
>my dog isn't a pit bull
>my first name is Martin
>i have a yacht membership
>i own a pair of Tommy Bahama sandals
My parents have never hit me
I'm a cop
>>702583180
Yes you can
0/10
i'm a police officer
I'm in a barbershop octet.
>no niggers allowed
I am not black
favorite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
what if i'm a fucking spic
>>702585322
dubs confirm
>>702579060
I sometimes wear white socks to my sandals when I'm on holiday and mark my chair with a towel.
>>702579060
>I have a career (that doesn't involve crime)
>I have a father
>I finish my words when I speak (I call niggers, NIGGERS not "niggas")
>I don't religiously drink purple grape drank
>I don't live off watermelon and KFC
>I bought my bicycle
>I own a house
I can on forever.
I go to a school that is 70% white
My tuition is being totally paid for
I live by the beach
Accountancy major
Built my own computer
>>702585370
Then fucking kill yourself, duh.
>>702585546
70 is not 90, try again
I like to ski, and watch hockey.
>>702585172
>>702585794
we have 2 blacks in our patrol branch of over 90 officers
i get sunburn very easily with my inferior pasty skin when I go outside every year.
My dick is a solid 5 inches. White Power!
I know my father
I enjoy being on /pol/, I just feel like I can be myself there
>>702582512
That's swell, sport!
>>702579060
I like fish'n and hunt'n
I go mud boggin down yander near the river.
Nobody fucks my sister but me.
Chew tobacco is for real men.
I can fix anything with a hammer and duct tape
I put mayo on an egg sandwich
>>702579060
i eat mayo sandwiches and love mac and cheese
>>702579060
when i get my picture taken you can barely see me in the picture if it's too bright out or if the flash is on
I have multiple DUIs
>>702579060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s43HmUrOSak
>>702579060
I like to pretend Pokemon Go teams are like gangs.
>>702585864
are you one of them?
Both of my parents are white.
>>702586189
i'm waiting for someone to kill another person over leeching off lures
>>702586189
Everyone knows the crips play blue team.
Who is Malcolm X?
I am half Ukrainian half Russian and have 4 kids who I raise under my own house. I don't smoke crack and have a full time good job. I don't claim to have a huge cock 6.5.
>>702585992
I shoot up schools for fun
>>702586413
a racist and a terrorist
Too easy
I want Donald Trump to be elected to get rid of the wetbacks that are creeping into our neighborhoods
I'm a married man in the marines that plays WoW, league of legends and overwatch.
>>702586511
This is Malcolm, what seems to be the problem?
>>702579060
my dick is 6 inches
The perfect defence.
I just got home from a 4 day canoe trip.
>read: 4 days only seeing white people.
I'm from Nantucket
I've never met my father. I grew up poor and my mom worked multiple jobs, so I was at home alone a lot. I grew up in a bad neighborhood full of gangs and drugs.
I never got into gangs or drugs, I went to college, and I work one full-time job to pay bills and one part-time job to help a friend with his business.
So...I'm a white guy who grew up black, but retained my whiteness.
>>702579060
Who is this douche?
>>702586708
>>702586268
>>702585896
>>702585881
>>702585322
too easy, try again
>>702581185
>indian
He said not Asian you dumbass
As a white man, I don't have to prove anything to any of you degenerate subhuman niggers.
>>702579060
I'm certified Arian
I have decent personal hygiene
I'm ginger
We went on camping and hiking holidays as a kid. I liked Bob Marley and Beastie Boys when I was at school.
>>702586692
idk call customer support
A very small dick
>>702587541
Kek
I like android
>>702579060
>22, work at Boeing making 55k/y, going to business school, studying investment strategies.
WAF- white as fuck.
>>702587541
red hair is a genetic defect that anyone can have.
try again
Both my grandparents fought in the battle of britain
I'm Italian
I belong to a country club and believe the police are great, trustworthy people. I'm also voting for Trump.
I worry about what type of bread I eat
My dick is only 8 inches long.
>>702579060
Never been on welfare and library is not pronounced liberry
>>702587930
Dago isn't white.
I listen to rap and hip hop in my car but turn it down if I see a black person
>>702588105
Pathetic
>>702587930
And so what?
I fuck my sister, mom, dog, and grandmother on a daily basis.
>>702587935
>Believe police are great, trustworthy people
That's just retardation. You can unskilled, bottom of the barrel people with minimal education and give them a couple months training and you see them as a sort of knight-class? Why? Respecting them is fine, but why worship them?
I invested in watermelon futures.
I'm Irish
>>702585472
read the rules faggot
>>702588337
Dumbass
>>702588412
Could be Hawaiian.
>>702588514
>Irish
>White
>>702588653
Whats with the Mexican?
I know I can trust my wife with her 6'4 black male friend.
I buy hand made bread from a farmer's market on a Sunday afternoon.
>>702588844
Cuck spotted.
>>702587031
Tineye has nothing. He looks like every white frat man loser.
>>702588812
I'm pale, that has to count for something.
I take responsibility for my actions, I've never received government assistance, I have no children, I've never had a victim complex, I've never been to jail, and I turn down my radio when I'm in a neighborhood or a parking lot.
>>702588839
>Mexican
Try Italian, true white European.
Checkmate!!!!!
>>702579060
I dindu nuffin
Oh, wait...
I know my wife is cheating on me, but I won't do anything about it because I don't want to lose my kids.
What a delicious meal.
KFC is tasty food, but it's not an every day thing for me.
>>702579060
SHHH!!! The movie is starting!
I bought a $700 laptop even though i can barely afford gas to get to work, work that i spend 50 hours a week doing
>>702589301
Well played.
>>702579060
I've never encountered a drug deal, or bought drugs illegally. Eminem is the only rapper I enjoy.
>>702579060
I can't wait for hockey to start up again. Do you think the Penguins will repeat?
I'm bummed that I'll miss the opener, but I'm going to a Rush concert.
>>702589804
Dude, Rush? Fuckin' nice.
>>702579060
I hate fried chicken, find most rap obnoxious, plan on voting for Trump, have two loving parents, a grandfather with a mustache who watches Fox almost obsessively, can't dance for shit, can't watch porn with black men without getting weirded out by how different they sound, consider drug abuse to be indicative of weak character, respect and admire the police as a whole, and have had aggressive gay men proposition me dozens of times in college.
>also I visit /pol/ every now and then
>>702589499
what're we watchin, bill?
>I like guns in a way not antisocial
>I always give tips
>I only hit my children to make them work more harder, instead only to discharge my frustration.
>>702579060
I have a steady income and do not speak ebonics, I enjoy philosophical debate and can browse /pol/ without being triggered.
>>702589976
>every now and then
step it up brah
>>702589976
/pol/ is my home
I let my dog sleep in my bed.
>>702589976
>and have had aggressive gay men proposition me dozens of times in college
>>702579060
>tfw
>i dont work
>i have an 8" dick
>im Sigma Pi Sigma
>i attend a princeton review university
>im paler than a goth kid
>im only 1/2 white
>>702590500
Jawohl, mein doppel.
>>702590751
that makes you a meth dealer and therefore a nigger.
>>702579060
my name is skylar.....
>>702579060
I don't have any problem with cops
I dont rape women
I dont rob people
etc.
I study computer eningeering and live in the best neighbourhood in my city
I am Balkan Slav
I care compassionately about all races, creeds, sexual orientations, ethnicities, and upbringings. Every human being on this planet has THEIR OWN STORY, and We are All but the Universe experiencing Itself. And ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.
>>702590781
>A gay cartoon for kids
get out
I am a carpenter
>>702590751
It was really, really fucking irritating.
>meant to write "aggressiveLY" though
>>702591058
he said white, not subhuman
>>702579060
I play magic the gathering but also wash daily so yeah not black
>>702591085
>not a nigger
>not a faggot
>worse
>you're an enlightened spiritualist hipsterswag 69yolo pirateninja faggot
>>702591105
my white half is also jewish on my mother's side.
>>702579060
I live in Worthington Ohio
I'm poor and I'm not allowed to listen to rap
I am a certified police officer that lives in the suberbs, and I think my cousin is hot.
If I said I was proud of being my race, I would be called a racist.
>>702591110
I don't care about the spelling. I'm just amazed that you brought up getting hit on by a bunch of faggots for some reason.
>>702591448
So you're German?
>>702579060
Well, let's start, shall we:
I live in a resort like private condo, with security (Yes, they have guns).
I own a boat, not a yacht, just because yachts are boring.
My father pays for most of my things.
I have a trust fund.
My mother's side of the family is technically heir to a castle.
I own a Porsche (Classic model).
My parents exclusively drive BMWs and Mercedes.
I check all of my girlfriends' (former and current) family history, to make sure it's up to standard.
Oh, and I am a devout Christian (Catholic).
>>702591554
that's a nationality you dumb fuck
>>702579060
My favorite radio station is NPR and I really like it when the play Prairie Home Companion.
>>702591554
When is German a race? But yes....yes I am.
I had a gun and the cop found out, I'm still alive.
>>702591531
Do black dudes get a lot of attention from gay men outside queer bars, nightclubs, or cities with a significant homosexual population? Meh, not important either way I guess.
>>702579060
I am joining the USMC and am heading down to MEPS tomorrow and finally bootcamp Tuesday because I love my country and want to give back to it.
>>702591407
A "Certified Police Officer" lol
>>702591892
>I love my country and want to give back to it
>want to give back to it
>want to give
Definitely not black, then...but OP didn't say to prove you weren't black--OP said to prove that you were white.
>>702579060
>I wear a John Deere hat to rehearsal when I direct Shakespeare in the Park.
>I hurt my lower back getting camp chairs out of my wife's German station wagon.
>I have not only had good experiences with African American people but I am friends with almost all of them with whom I've spent any time.
>>702591407
Also, I was a boy scout, I use correct grammar, I know the anatomy of hunting rifles and my police issued glock 22, I listen to Linkin Park, I have a degree in forensics and criminal justice, I graduated college with little to no debt, and its All Lives Matter, not just black lives
I live in Utah
https://discord.gg/jyspT
>>702592200
Do you have a problem with that?
>>702592314
*was a boy scout
obviously not eagle scout, therefore you were the token black kid in the troop
>>702591726
Fuck yes, love that Minasotian. Also car talk.
My father wakes me up for school in the morning and won't beat me if I get above a 90%
>>702579060
>eagle scout
>air force
>network engineer
>jeep cherokee
>flannels
>yuengling
>listen to 80s pop
Any more?
>>702592545
I was almost there. I got to Life rank, but then I turned 18, so I was out. And the only other race in my troop other than white was mexican.
I only got two months for rape
I use copious amounts of ziploc bags and tupperware.
I have a father and i ate caviar without stoling it.
>>702591193
kek
I Have lawn ornaments, I like potato salad and I drive a minivan.
>>702579060
i got 12 months probation and record expunged after i punched my ex wife in the face.
I think the winner of this thread must be someone who can prove greatest degree of whiteness with as few details as possible.
To that end I submit:
I am an avid listener of medieval and renaissance European and English music.
https://youtu.be/8Jfa2_Cq5N8?list=WL&t=337
I support gay rights and love mental illness threads
>>702579060
Fuck you nigga. Im hardcore, biatch. i listen to gangsta rap and im fuckin yo mom
1v1 in my real life bitch
im the one with the biggest dick.
Ima go smoke some weed and fuck your mom again.
>>702580666
Checked
>>702593651
You're blinding me with your whiteness!
>>702593651
thats actually rather clever
>>702579060
I go down on chicks
i put a sweater on fido when it gets chilly outside.
>>702579060
i do pretty much do what ever i want without fear of repercussions from law enforcement. my ashtray is full of pot roaches. my eyes are always red and glassy. when stopped i do what they ask so i dont get shot. and when asked if i have anything in the car i say yes officer i have some roaches in the ashtray. i drive away with a warning. 0 fucks givin
My dad taught me to go to the police in case I got lost
Thinking about the fact that there is no Dritten Reich, the fact that Germany lost WW2 genuinely makes me sad inside. Also im ethnically Norwegian.
I have a job and a 3 inch dick.
>>702583699
check'ed and kek'ed
I know how to swim and sail. Live on the ocean. Been to greatful dead concerts.Have a job and dont like hip hop music.
>>702579060
I don't season my food. Pepper is too spicy. I get indigestion from hot dogs.
>>702579060
I live in a small town in western Canada. Not absolute proof, but it lowers the odds to 500,000 to 1. I also have coloured tatoos. Again, colours don't really pop on dark skin. I don't own any jewelry with precious metals except for my wedding ring, which is a plain gold band. I also listen to a LOT of 70's rock. I drive a Hyundai Accent, dark blue, completely stock. I never wear hats or bandanas. I had two white parents, but my grandmother may have had some native in her.
I'm a diddu.
>>702595040
She probably had a lot of natives in her.
I work
I own my car
I have a credit score over 740
I have health, vision, dental, and life insurance
I have a 401k
I'm saving for retirement
I can pass a drug test at any time with my own urine, blood, or hair
>>702595135
From what I hear, she WAS a swinger back in the day. Wouldn't surprise me.
>>702593846
>>702593895
Thank you. Thank you. For my performance acceptance speech....
>>702595040
What country is Hyundai in? And what accent does it resemble?
>>702595291
is that precious?
>mom is a redneck in her 40's dating a redneck in his 20's
>dad is drug addicted runaway
>sister is whore in an abusive relationship
>girlfriend comes from money and is utterly useless but can cook
>I work my life away and support whoever I can because I think I'm superior to everyone around me due to prominent evidence.
and the worst of it is I went to a university a flunked out because I knew I would have a good chance at making money anywhere due to the hue of my skin and charming personality.
>>702595268
Most disturbing thing my uncle ever told me, apparently her and grandpa used to have swingers parties at thier house, my uncle told me this and then said "yeah, Grandma's a screamer". God my mom's family is fucked up. No wonder my mom got hooked on heroin, my aunt got fat, and my uncle married a psycho bitch.
>>702579060
My 4 years in High school are going to end up costing me more than my years in University. Well, my parents not me.
>>702595664
hows that working for you?
>>702579060
I know and have a good relationship with my father
>>702579060
I don't blow $300 on jordans when I have unpaid tickets. I also didn't run or fight the cop who issued the tickets.
>>702580666
Checked
>>702579060
I know how to read and write coherently
>>702579060
I like Nickleback.
>>702588446
>minimal education
You do realize 95% of police officers have Bachelor degrees or higher? Fucking moron
I've seen a Barry Manilow cd before.
>>702596407
well I usually get paid and spend it all on the same day, but as long as everyones needs are met I feel like I'm doing what needs to be done. And until the day my girlfriend decides she'd like to work and save money so we can move I'm going to continue to do it. Otherwise eventually leave useless gf, remodel building near family's home and live there until I get my own shit in order and move. End game is me moving away from everyone I know.
>>702580666
I have freckles from my dick to my sweet ginger locks
>>702579060
I jerk off thinking about big black cock.
>>702579060
I'm fucking a white girl that isn't doing it soley to get back at daddy.
>>702579060
I can't dance at all
>>702579060
i am am in my mid 20's, live with my parents in a nice quiet neighborhood, go to university paid for my father, drive a 2007 camry hybrid, smoke pot often, i have a casual job position in healthcare, have a girlfriend, travel every year somewhere
>>702600431
>paid for my father
SLAVE CONFIRMED
>>702579060
I've had encounters with the police and am still alive
>>702579060
I've never stolen anything before.
>>702579060
I think black lives mater, sjw's liberals and feminists are fucking scum. I love hiking, and think that consumerism is the root of all corruption in this world.
free bird
>>702580666
Fahking antichrist
>>702579060
my dads favorite album is James Gang Rides Again
my mom has degrees in both Geography and Civil Engineering, but is a seamstress by profession
>>702581553
Preach it brother. Yea, it's like we're all local branches of the same FCC
>>702582343
Racist
>>702579060
Is it OK if I say the n word?
I play hockey and lacrosse and can play guitar while doing the splits. Also not a femanon
>>702602521
go ahead
>>702584442
Me too. Same names, same diet, and I'm black
>>702602521
yeah, go on ahead. say it!
I'm a stay at home dad
>>702602889
Kek'd
>>702597637
>Get paid
>Spend it all in a day
White nigger.
I'm responsible with my money and do ample stock investment.
I took lsd, got in a fight with the police and they didn't arrest me, only took me to the hospital.
