Do not prove you are not black.
Instead, prove that you are white.
Remember, saying you work is not proof that you are white.
Saying you have a 3 inch dick is not proof that you are white.
I'm middle class, live with my parents, had a good part of my college paid for (with living expenses) and unironically believed Simple Plan's "Welcome to My Life" described me until a year or so ago. I'm 22 btw.
This might count more for autism than white, but I'll try anyway.
not proof. try again.
The first is good. Second is decent (replace with another alcohol and then it works for another race) third and fourth are not proof.
only simple plan relates. rest is not proof.
not proof. but 5/10.
best so far. 8/10
it's the yc that makes it good. 8/10
5/10 need more.
Mayonnaise is delicious, but I prefer to make my own using locally sourced eggs and Alton Brown's recipe from Good Eats. Sometimes when I use it to make tuna salad, I give some to my tabby. She fuckin' lives it!
Trying to be top tier. Can't give you 9/10, but I'll go 8.5
man. not even close. come on.
very nice. not the 401k, but tenacious d is good.
doesn't beat an 8.5, but good.
indian. try again.
I do not hate or have anything against black me. I used to be one all whites came from blacks when they swam out of Egypt and settled in Israel people need to learn to accept the truth and love each other and know that all races are just different banks but still part of the same central bank or federal reserve
I live just outside of Portland, OR and have for 25 years. One of the whitest parts of the country that has only recently begun to gain more Asians, Indians, and Hispanics.
Also, I have a standard IRA, Roth IRA, mutual fund, and several other bank accounts.
>I work as an art dealer.
> am quite heavily tattooed (nothing visible in work attire)
>Have no children and unmarried despite having a girlfriend for several years.
>Have only been in fights with muggers and drunkards I'm bars/pubs
>One of such scuffles got me arrested due to it being a "hate crime" against a minority.
I had a father growing up, my family all own houses and property, we come from a heritage of military and police service. My parents used to have a job raising money to buy police dogs for under funded departments, pre-2001.
I am not smart enough for scholarships, but not poor enough for scholarships. I do not have any baby mommas.
I like frank sinatra, chem baker.
I was arrested for felony weed, and got off with an expunged record, at 18.
I am in college for a Chemistry degree.
And I hike...
>I have a 2500 dollar pc.
>I live in the city and have been less then 10 times to the kfc
>I hate blacks jews and sandnigggers
>I have blond hair. Everywhere between my legs my beard etc
>I have bleu eyes
>I am the master race
>I wand to be gestapo
>Sieg heil mein /b/ruder
I assaulted a police officer in front of a security camera and I didn't go to prison
I have three wonderful children, Stardust, Casey, and Justice. I worry constantly about their health and do my best to feed them healthy, wholesome, gluten-free, non-GMO meals.
>I have a career (that doesn't involve crime)
>I have a father
>I finish my words when I speak (I call niggers, NIGGERS not "niggas")
>I don't religiously drink purple grape drank
>I don't live off watermelon and KFC
>I bought my bicycle
>I own a house
I can on forever.
That's swell, sport!
I like to pretend Pokemon Go teams are like gangs.
I want Donald Trump to be elected to get rid of the wetbacks that are creeping into our neighborhoods
This is Malcolm, what seems to be the problem?
I've never met my father. I grew up poor and my mom worked multiple jobs, so I was at home alone a lot. I grew up in a bad neighborhood full of gangs and drugs.
I never got into gangs or drugs, I went to college, and I work one full-time job to pay bills and one part-time job to help a friend with his business.
So...I'm a white guy who grew up black, but retained my whiteness.
red hair is a genetic defect that anyone can have.
>Believe police are great, trustworthy people
That's just retardation. You can unskilled, bottom of the barrel people with minimal education and give them a couple months training and you see them as a sort of knight-class? Why? Respecting them is fine, but why worship them?
I take responsibility for my actions, I've never received government assistance, I have no children, I've never had a victim complex, I've never been to jail, and I turn down my radio when I'm in a neighborhood or a parking lot.
I hate fried chicken, find most rap obnoxious, plan on voting for Trump, have two loving parents, a grandfather with a mustache who watches Fox almost obsessively, can't dance for shit, can't watch porn with black men without getting weirded out by how different they sound, consider drug abuse to be indicative of weak character, respect and admire the police as a whole, and have had aggressive gay men proposition me dozens of times in college.
>also I visit /pol/ every now and then
>I like guns in a way not antisocial
>I always give tips
>I only hit my children to make them work more harder, instead only to discharge my frustration.
>every now and then
step it up brah
>i dont work
>i have an 8" dick
>im Sigma Pi Sigma
>i attend a princeton review university
>im paler than a goth kid
>im only 1/2 white
I care compassionately about all races, creeds, sexual orientations, ethnicities, and upbringings. Every human being on this planet has THEIR OWN STORY, and We are All but the Universe experiencing Itself. And ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.
my white half is also jewish on my mother's side.
Well, let's start, shall we:
I live in a resort like private condo, with security (Yes, they have guns).
I own a boat, not a yacht, just because yachts are boring.
My father pays for most of my things.
I have a trust fund.
My mother's side of the family is technically heir to a castle.
I own a Porsche (Classic model).
My parents exclusively drive BMWs and Mercedes.
I check all of my girlfriends' (former and current) family history, to make sure it's up to standard.
Oh, and I am a devout Christian (Catholic).
>I love my country and want to give back to it
>want to give back to it
>want to give
Definitely not black, then...but OP didn't say to prove you weren't black--OP said to prove that you were white.
>I wear a John Deere hat to rehearsal when I direct Shakespeare in the Park.
>I hurt my lower back getting camp chairs out of my wife's German station wagon.
>I have not only had good experiences with African American people but I am friends with almost all of them with whom I've spent any time.
Also, I was a boy scout, I use correct grammar, I know the anatomy of hunting rifles and my police issued glock 22, I listen to Linkin Park, I have a degree in forensics and criminal justice, I graduated college with little to no debt, and its All Lives Matter, not just black lives
I think the winner of this thread must be someone who can prove greatest degree of whiteness with as few details as possible.
To that end I submit:
I am an avid listener of medieval and renaissance European and English music.
Fuck you nigga. Im hardcore, biatch. i listen to gangsta rap and im fuckin yo mom
1v1 in my real life bitch
im the one with the biggest dick.
Ima go smoke some weed and fuck your mom again.
i do pretty much do what ever i want without fear of repercussions from law enforcement. my ashtray is full of pot roaches. my eyes are always red and glassy. when stopped i do what they ask so i dont get shot. and when asked if i have anything in the car i say yes officer i have some roaches in the ashtray. i drive away with a warning. 0 fucks givin
I live in a small town in western Canada. Not absolute proof, but it lowers the odds to 500,000 to 1. I also have coloured tatoos. Again, colours don't really pop on dark skin. I don't own any jewelry with precious metals except for my wedding ring, which is a plain gold band. I also listen to a LOT of 70's rock. I drive a Hyundai Accent, dark blue, completely stock. I never wear hats or bandanas. I had two white parents, but my grandmother may have had some native in her.
I own my car
I have a credit score over 740
I have health, vision, dental, and life insurance
I have a 401k
I'm saving for retirement
I can pass a drug test at any time with my own urine, blood, or hair
Thank you. Thank you. For my performance acceptance speech....
>mom is a redneck in her 40's dating a redneck in his 20's
>dad is drug addicted runaway
>sister is whore in an abusive relationship
>girlfriend comes from money and is utterly useless but can cook
>I work my life away and support whoever I can because I think I'm superior to everyone around me due to prominent evidence.
and the worst of it is I went to a university a flunked out because I knew I would have a good chance at making money anywhere due to the hue of my skin and charming personality.
Most disturbing thing my uncle ever told me, apparently her and grandpa used to have swingers parties at thier house, my uncle told me this and then said "yeah, Grandma's a screamer". God my mom's family is fucked up. No wonder my mom got hooked on heroin, my aunt got fat, and my uncle married a psycho bitch.
well I usually get paid and spend it all on the same day, but as long as everyones needs are met I feel like I'm doing what needs to be done. And until the day my girlfriend decides she'd like to work and save money so we can move I'm going to continue to do it. Otherwise eventually leave useless gf, remodel building near family's home and live there until I get my own shit in order and move. End game is me moving away from everyone I know.
I'm fucking a white girl that isn't doing it soley to get back at daddy.
i am am in my mid 20's, live with my parents in a nice quiet neighborhood, go to university paid for my father, drive a 2007 camry hybrid, smoke pot often, i have a casual job position in healthcare, have a girlfriend, travel every year somewhere
I think black lives mater, sjw's liberals and feminists are fucking scum. I love hiking, and think that consumerism is the root of all corruption in this world.