>Current Job >Car you drive >Bills you pay >Checking
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>Current Job
>Car you drive
>Bills you pay
>Checking account balance
>Savings account balance
>401k/IRA percentage (if applicable)
Get in here /b/, time to improve your financing and stop your shit spending habits.
>>702575272
>no job
>don't have license
>just moved back home so no bills atm
>damn i don't dare check my balance lol
>idno about 2k prob
>don't know what that is
>>702575806
Just kill yourself.
Next.
>best buy
>2014 Ford Escape
>phone bill, rent, student loans, phone, credit card bill,
>640ish
>14500ish
>>702575272
>Starbucks
>2001 Acura
>Gym Membership
>300
>500
>N/A
Meh.
>>Shift lead at shit store
>>old ass honda
>>1 loan, 3 credit card bills and soon phone and possibly rent
>>$45
>>$20
>>last i saw my 401k was at $600 but we went franchise so idk what the fuck happened to it since
>>702575272
Designer
2005 nissan xterra
Student loans, rent, phone, gf
300
6000
Meh
>>702575272
Aerospace engineer
Someone else's
Rent & utes
2,500
24000
375000
>>702575272
Senior systems analyst
2012 Acura tsx a-spec
Property tax, mortgage, life insurance, cell phone, alarm, car insurance, house insurance, hydro, water, waste, gas, prob a few more
$12,000 approx.
$85,000
Age 33
>>702575272
>health inspector
>vw Jetta
>normal shit and student loans
>enough
>n/a, cause Saving is for faggots
>12%
I enjoy reading everyone else's lies.
>>702575272
>Self-employed
>BMW
>Internet, mortgage, utilities, various subscription services (Netflix, etc.) Car is paid off
>$1,600~
>$12,000~
>Not sure, got no tax forms handy
>dunkin donuts
>the bus
>none
>about 200(loaned out about 1k)
>none
>n/a
>Electrician Helper
>2015 Scion tC
>Car payments, Car insurance, health insurance, Cell phone, WoW ( both mines and ex's)
>1300ish
>400ish
>N/A
>job
dog walker/musician
>car
2007 hyundai accent
>bills
none besides phone and insurance, I live with parents still :P
>checking
$700
>savings
$1700
>401k
obviously not lol
>Student
>2015 Hyundai Accent
>car,rent,phone
>$11,500
>>702576198
>not successful by the American Standard
>kill yourself
you know most people aren't born rich and successful.
>>702575272
Fuck all your fancy pants jobs n shit. just gimme the sauce on those tits.
>Current Job
>1984 Toyota Corolla
>Rent, power, internet, phone
>-$1500
>$3800
>N/A
>>702578143
for job, I just study full time, Computer Science.
>>702575272
Bitch's name, please..
>>702578456
>>702578139
amanda love you lazy helpless pieces of shit.
>>702577883
Cancel your exs unless she's still putting out
>>702575272
Government of Canada
F150
80000
150000
200000
OLD thats how.
>>702577883
>WoW
1. that's not a bill
2. are you fucking retarded? why are you playing that trash?
>>702577998
No one is born successful, you loser.
>staff scientist
>2008 chevy
>too many
>11k
>24k
>67k
>Tim Hortons
>No car or license (my job is across the street)
>Rent, Internet, student loan, food (my mom pays my phone bill as a birthday gift, pretty fucking cool of her)
>$70
>Just barley have enough to pay all my bills so no savings
>>702578547
Oh she definitely still is
>Student
>Sexy scirocco
>rent and expenses
>only 1 account with about 10k
>dunno what this shit is
>>702575272
>>702575272
>Cook at Del taco 8.05 p/hr
>Plan on getting a bike this check to make things easier
Had a 97 f150 but has aftermarket oil cooler and tow package and to replace need to lift engine and I have no monies for that shit
>375$ a month for a 300 square foot guest house with a hot plate and window a/c unit
>25$ flat rate electric cuz it's only 300 square feet faggot
>45$ phone bill
I eat at work so little to no food cost
>checking account balance.0.73 cents
>25$ bare minimum to even keep a savings account so basically zero monies in there
Plan on picking up second job to get transportation so I can get back on with fed ex because it was pretty nice getting paid every week and not bare minimum
> I'm also only 18 and fucked around in high school
Pro tip:
Don't stick your dick in crazy
You'll lose everything
Including scholarships
Then you'll be a faggot like me
Pic is my bed
Half my place in one pic
>>702575272
>credit card phone service $12.00
>scion xb
>phone bill, insurance bill (live with parent cause I'm 20)
>$100
>$1570
> n/a
Only my 3rd job now, rate me feggit
>database admin at local company
>2009 370Z
>rent, car note, insurance, phone
>$1.5k until bills go through
>$4k and climbing
>Enough, maybe.
I like to think I'm doing alright for being in my early 20s.
>>702575272
>U.S. Army Infantryman
>2006 Grand Marquis
>Insurance, Ethernet, and Food
>1,856.67
>7,028.30
>dont know what that means but i have a roth IRA
>>702575272
Director of Development
2015 Civic (pic related)
$3500
$25,000
50% if that make sense
(old fag here 48)
>Assistant Sales Manager
>2015 Subaru WRX
>Credit Cards, Cell Phone, Car Payment, Car Insurance, Rent (to myself for savings), House Keeper, Allowance for grandparents, and silly incidentals like netflix, amazon prime, etc.
>800
>7000
>0 in 401k, 10k Personal IRA
>>702578714
you don't say
too bad you missed the point.
>Civil servant
>2014 Jeep Wrangler (I own it. Purchased brand new.)
>Utilities, Electric, Gas, Internet, Insurance (No rent because I own my apartment.)
>Checking acc: 10,000ish
>No saving account
>I get a pension when I retire
> Web designer / Marketing
> Shitty old Mazda
> Phone, Rent, Gas/Internet/Water
> None
> $1K
> N/A
>>702578982
Dam I thought I had a shitty life
Can sticking your dick in crazy really wind up that bad?
>>702579208
sorry. as for bills.. I pay all of them= mortgage, health (big bucks) utilizes, food, fucking everything. Who else would pay for it??
>>702579293
What's your story then, man? Why'd you have to move back in and all?
>>702578795
To someone else not you?
> Management Consultant
> I don't drive (public transit is good where I live)
> Um, I pay around $1100 per month in various
> About $7,000. Been not spending the last few weeks
> $35K. No idea what to buy on the NYSE / NASDAQ, so keep it in a HISA
> My work gives me 5% on my IRA if I match
I'm probably better off than 85% of people in North America, but I still feel like I'm way behind and a huge Fn POS.
>>702575272
>In-house attorney at a large corporation
>2015 Honda Accord Hybrid
>Mortgage, utilities, 2 car notes, phones, student loans
>$6k
>$5k
>$312k including personal investment account
>intern at a plant, low chance of it becoming permanent
>shitty Ranger
>Groceries, phone, and whatever my mom needs help with
>just under 7k, not bad considering I only started working again this year, had next to nothing in bank
>n/a
>n/a for the moment. might have one at current job should i get a permanent position there, will definitely have one and start saving up if one of my prospects starts hiring again and manage to get a job there
>>702580174
oh, also forgot for bills
>health insurance from obamacare, and car insurance
>>702579519
No we still fuck and stuff. If she wasn't i would have cancelled hers so fuckin quick.
>>702575272
>Avionics Programs Manager (Military E-7)
>2017 Subaru WRX/1992 Land Rover Defender
>Mortgage/Utilities/Insurance
>15,000
>73,000
>5% in TSP.
30 years old, retiring in 8 years. My cars and my wife's car are paid off, Future Child's college paid for, My grad school tuition has been covered by the Military (Pepperdine isn't cheap, but they cover it).
>MFW people say joining the military is a dumb option.
>>702577883
>lists wow as a bill
>pays for your ex's wow
>>702580609
OP here,
Military myself (E-4)
Agreed, can make great bank if you know what the hell your doing with your money.
>>702577638
"hydro"
Are you Canadian?
>>702575272
>refrigeration mechanic
>2015 Mercedes GLA
>rent, cell phone, car payment, insurance, credit cards in full, Internet, range membership, electric
>$635
>$1862
>>702575272
>Web Developer
>Mazda M3
>1 student loan, rent, utils
>$14k
>$1.3mil
>N/A
>software dev
>parents' old '08 Kia Sorento
>internet, power, phone, heat, water (total around 150/mo), plus rent (around 1.4k/mo, but hopefully moving someplace cheaper after the year's over)
>1.5k
>5.5k
>750/2wk, 4k current
44k retail manager
2012 Lexus is250
Rent, insurance, cell, Internet, gym
$2kish
$17k savings
$65ish 401k/Ira combined
>>702575272
>mid-level engineer in a really small industrial construction company
>2014 Nissan Sentra, bought used
>everything related to car (which is now paid off), school loans, monthly cheap rent paid to parents while I live at home, dental and some vision insurance, plus occasional groceries and stuff for the house
>$15,000+, but I'm going to start hammering loans soon so this will probably drop under $10,000 for the foreseeable future
>like $600, it's basically useless, so why bother? Fucking 0.3% interest.
>Company matches 5%, so that's what I contribute
Could be much worse. I'm 24.
>>702575272
>Real Estate Investor
>2014 Civic coupe or 03 Elantra if I'm working
>Phone, insurance, car maintenance
>$700
>$0
>N/A
Really should not spend as much on food. I've been bad the past couple weeks and I should be saving it for my forex account.
>>702575272
>IT data related shit
>2007 dodge
>school loans, phone bill, car insurance
>about 1k
>14k
>not applicable
I'm 24
- IT Tech consultant, between gigs now
- 2009 911 Turbo, 2006 Lexus RX 350
- Mortgage, Gas, Electric, Cleaning Lady, Gardener, Water, Credit Cards, Phone/Sat/ISP
- $85K bank balance, more in investments
46 btw
Manage Software Development Teams
2013 Acura
Mortgage (nearly paid off) & Util are only bills
checking is 25k
savings is 188k in one 58k in another
contr. ~50% of salary to 401k until annual limit is hit around Mar/Apr - 360k balance
oldfag here... trick is treating savings like another bill - paying for future fun is how i look at it
>Tech Support Call Center
>VW Passat Wagon AWD
>Rent, Phone, Insurance
>$1000
>$400
>5% per paycheck matched by company
>>702575272
>asociate professor
>Toyota highlander/ gm Yukon (wife, but in my name)
>Morgage, insurance, food, family of 5. 3000-4000 in bills a month
>? always up and down
> 5000
>100000 plus pension
Trucker
2016 as camero
No bills
50k
200k
Rate me plz
>26 yr old
>Law Enforcement
>2003 Mazda Protege (it's about to die tho)
>Bills - Motorcycle
>$1,148 checking (I always keep it 1k+)
>$5k savings
>No 401k/IRA yet
I got fucked at my last job, tl;dr they tried to evade taxes on me, made me pay IRS 4k liquid cash, then I had a long legal battle for a year over it, couldn't get a job in the meantime and had to borrow 3k+ to finish out my lease.
Living back at home now. Received a huge check from IRS after legal battle (since the company was proven wrong/shady). Completely paid off the 3k+ I borrowed and 1-2k credit card debt etc.
I've saved 5k in about 5 months since getting back on my feet. Projected to have 10-13k in savings by December, but I might have to blow it all on a new car if mine dies. I wanna move back out though.
Network engineer. 80k usd tax free. 2009 honda fit. 2005 chevy colorado. 2005 corvette. 210k house. 46yo. 24 yo gf.
Live in carribean
Live in carribean.
>>702583528
Oh ya. Bills are mortgage. Cars are paid cash. 110k in savings.
>>702575272
>demolition, shift work 2 on 1 (weeks) shift work
>2011 silverado 2500hd ltz
>around 3000$ monthly
>14k
>3k
>N/A
>protip: real estate-bought my house in 2012 for 150,000, did all the renos myself (learn that shit on internet, flooring, paint, plumbing etc) house currently valued around 300k, owe 100k
>>702575272
>McDonalds
>N/A
>Groceries, Website/Servers and Crunchyroll
>N/A
>250$
>N/A
>N/A
>N/A
>N/A
>N/A
>N/A
>Can't say
>BMW M3 and Mercedes C class 2016
>electricity, water, phone, internet, gas, insurance,etc
>2k
>500k
>N/A
>editor for online news websites
>2005 mitsubishi pajero gls
>just food, drink, gas and clothes basically. family's land, my house and my car. parents paid for uni.
>no idea
>only save money for vacations and car stuff(/o/tism)
>n/a
>>Current Job
Machinist
>>Car you drive
Broken ass shit. So currently I got no car.
>>Bills you pay
Light, water, gas, rent and waste disposal.
>>Checking account balance
0.00 USD
>>Savings account balance
Around 1,200.00 USD
>>401k/IRA percentage (if applicable)
Don't know, don't really care. Why American haven't figured out the scam around it is beyond me. But then again, 'Murrica!
>>702575272
>Business Analyst
>2006 Mazda6
> Way too fucking many
> 1k
> cant be bothered to check
>>702577638
What exactly do you do as a systems analyst?
>Retail @ hardware store
>Kawasakia ninja ex250 2011
>mortgage, electricity, phone etc
>$200
>$55000
>>702583262
You are back on your feet tho. That's a good call.
I don't even know why I got my shitty job since I am living well off my parents... Guess I just want to have something of my own.
For some reason, there are all kind of "Pros" here whose are supposed to be losers, since you know, this is /b/.
>>702584560
What's the scam though?
>>702575272
>pharmaceutical chemist and some other odd jobs
>i borrow my dad's honda pilot
>couldn't tell you everything off the top of my head. overhead, electricity, gas, internet, etc is expensive as fuck for the office but i don't have a total on hand. for personal things, about $100 a month for wifi, $30 for phone, and i'm still on my parent's health insurance. i also pay the electricity bill since i'm living with my parents, which is only about two hundred a month
>10k
>35k
>no 401k
>night cleaner in a resteraunt
>my feet
>rent electric gas phone and internet
>0
>0
>n/a
Age 30
>>702575272
>Current Job
I run a company on a couple-year contract at about 150k/year base plus a percentage-of-revenue bonus. Prior to this I worked in finance and made about 270k/year.
>Car you drive
I don't own a car.
>Bills you pay
Internet and electricity. Currently rent a moderately cheap apartment downtown. Might buy a condo soon though.
>Checking account balance
Currently about 80k because I need to move some to brokerage again. Just busy lately during market hours and haven't sorted out my tax bills yet.
>Savings account balance
Like 15k. Who uses savings accounts...? I have about 200k in various brokerage accounts though, and about another 70k in various retirement accounts.
>401k/IRA percentage (if applicable)
I max it out. I have a special one called a Solo 401(k) that tops out at 53k or 25% of income plus 18k, whichever is lower.
Idk. I don't care that much about having a big house or a fancy car. I just want a big pile of money so I can stop worrying as much about the future.
>>702575272
>English Teacher
>2010 Ford Ka
>Internet, My games
>5k I think?
>Don't even know what this is.
>>702586173
So where the hell do you live?
>>702585904
I'm only 25. It's not like I spend a huge proportion of what I make-- I just haven't been working full time for very long yet. Tbh I pay much more in taxes than I spend on myself, even with the tax-sheltered accounts.
I still have a hard time with dating sites, I still get lonely frequently, and I still get bored with work even though it is very complicated and lets me tell people what to do. Idk our society kind of sucks. Very isolating and callous.
>IT
>2011 Honda
>rent, internet, utilities
>10k
>none
>50%
>>702575272
>maintenance worker/landscaper at local park
>2003 Mitsubishi eclipse
>living with parents if you consider gas $20-30 >a month
> $669.34
>$0
>no clue
>>702586689
>pays nothing but gas for his car
>has about a paychecks worth in his account
What the fuck do you do with your money?
>Gas station Clerk
>Mountain Bike
>Layaway on an ar15 + health insurance
>$25.47
>$32.55
>Work-study at my college, occasional drug dealer (mainly bars and weed, sometimes more elusive stuff)
>1993 Mitsubishi 3000GT
>Phone, rent (includes utilities), car insurance, various subscriptions (Netflix, Prime, ESEA, etc.)
>$713.61 (plus about $400 in cash)
>~$1,000
>N/A
>Age: 20
I plan on dropping work-study for a better paying "real" job after this semester.
>>702587054
Im sick of having to work as the gas station clerk for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
>CEO
>2016 Ferrari LaFerrari Carbon Edition
>None
>$103MILL
>$23MILL
>N/A
>Age: 33
>>702587424
It isn't actually all that bad, just a bitch that I end up working most holidays and shit
>>702581179
1.3 mil... pay off your student loan!
>>702587533
Please tell me you recognized that line i need to know you recognize it
>>702575806
posting b4 i read comments bc interested
hope no trolls
basic analyst
own new buick, don't drive currently
age 24
2k/mo apt rent
$4k
$18k investments
$3k 401k (7%, matched to 12% finally)
>>702575272
Alcohol Business
2016 Ecoboost Mustang
Car, Insurance, Credit Card, Gas, usual shit.
1,500 USD
21,000 USD
N/A
>>702575272
I'm literally a worthless human. I contribute nothing of value to society
>machinist
>1996 POS volvo
>phone
>120 dollars
>zero
>3%
its almost over.
>>702575272
Electrician
Toyota Lowlux
none
$200
$1000
no idea what that is
>>702575272
>>>702587533
>Please tell me you recognized that line i need to know you recognize it
Clerks right?
>>702576426
how do you even pay for all that shit? please send me help.
>Watersports Sales
>Hyundai hatchback (not the veloster shitpile)
>None, paid by company+travel expenses
>$0
>$10k
>N/A
>>702575272
>Escort car driver for oversize loads
>'04 Forester personal car, '11 Versa for work
>Car, cell phone, rent, car insurance
>$2.5K
>$100 (I'm in the process of switching banks, so I'm holding this account at the minimum balance)
>N/A
>receiving associate/warehouse worker
>2010 honda civic which I paid in cash for
>car insurance/phone/student loans
>little over 10k
>N/A
I'm 23 and have been at the same job since 19 but I'm good at managing money and still live at home, so I can get by but I want to move out within the next couple of years so I'm finishing up school then aiming to have a higher paying job that I actually want to do by early next year
>>702587749
Society is fucked. Richest economies in history and we still treat most people like absolute shit.
>>702587871
you are making me feel old pls
https://youtu.be/4oV_ZjGJvIU
>>702588042
I dont even feel like i'm a fucking man. I do my job and go home. I feel empty as hell. Is this life? Is this really all there is?
>>702588042
Because most people are absolute shit. Do you understand how sustainable manpower is as a consumable product
>>702588392
People are shit. A person is smart and talented. I used to think just like you.
>>702588392
Not very? Machines are soon to replace manpower
>Own a small business
>Chevy Impala
>Bills run $750/month
>Checking: $3,812
>Savings: $11,252
>No 401k
I'm 20 btw.
>>702588196
What is this shite? I listen to death metal and black metal m80 xD
>Systems Engineer
>2015 Nissan Titan
>a lot
>6k usd
>2k
>10k
>>702588567
>cant tell if serious
Either way
>listening to a retard grunting about god knowx what onto a microphone
>general labourer
>No car, no license
>No bills
>Checking $0
>Savings $0
>401k don't know what that is
I'm 20 and ex military
The FFL is my only option and if I don't make it there, I'll probably an hero
how the fuck do i save money? I'm broke and alone. fuck
>>702588731
only 20 and ex military. what did you fuck up son? awol?
>>702588513
But it's highly unlikely we will never have a shortage of people to do the labour
>>702588507
What pray tell made you change your mind?
>>702588997
Stephen King. Read the long walk. It is fiction, sure, but it really makes a lot of good points at the human condition.
I read it twice a year.
>>702588913
Why bother paying people when machines are insanely cheaper?
>>702588702
I am serious, that's the gist of what I listen to anymore. Has been for about 3 out 4 years now
>>702575272
>U.S. Navy Nuclear Electronics Technician
>2015 Dodge Challenger
>Phone/Insurance
>7k
>3k
>Not Sure
20 Years old here and i think im doing fine
>>702589148
Why dont you give black sabbath a try? Or some of ozzy's solowork? Or even dio
customer support
2004 hyundai elantra and 2015 Ninja 300
Rent, medical, dental, credit cards, internet, electricity, 1099 taxes, ect related to being a 1099 working 9-5 M-F >_>
Around 10K total savings
>>702575272
Anyone got name on this semen demon?
>>702588799
Canadian Armed Forces
I was accused of harassment and threats
Honestly, the CAF are well trained but fucking pussies. Superiors are not allowed to belittle you with offensive words. Everyone on my platoon were a bunch of middle class white boys who grew up in the burbs, never seen life outside their home. I would not want %95 of them to fight beside me, I wouldn't trust them
how do all of you have new cars? are yo all in massive debt?
>siding, gutters, window installation
>99 Ford escort
>Rent, gas, electric, water, trash, cell, net, childcare, best buy credit, target credit, sr22 insurance.
>500
>500
>None because small business.
Would take tips on how to become successful.
>Poor fag.
>Drop out fag.
>wat do
> Walmart receiving
> 2011 Chevy Camaro
> Insurance, mortgage
> 603.56$
> 7352.21$
>IT Technician
>Shitty Hyundai
>Water/Electricity, cell phone, internet
>$100
>A whopping $200
>$1,900
>>702575272
Can I get a name on this semen demon?
>>702575272
> Med student
> Honda accord
> Gym membership $20/mo (no rent, living at home to save money)
> $500
> 0
> $10,000 invested at approximately 5.5% annually
> $100,000 debt at 6% interest
>>702589324
So you couldn't assimilate? Military is all shit unless you conform to what they want you to be. I did my time and got out, but I'm not sure i'd do it over again.
The only people I know who couldnt make it were worthless bums. They would never want to PT or do anything extra.
I hope you actually tried when you were in.
Hoser here;
-Sell metal to movie industry
-2002 Chevrolet s10
-bought nvg on layaway for $1700@$250/month, rent $300, travel to work $450, cell phone $80, insurance $20th
-$1056
>Software eng JPmorgan
>GTR R32 RB25
>Standard shit no debt
>£5k
>£55k
>N/A
>>702575272
>>Current Job
university professor
>>Car you drive
2010 mercedes e550
>>Bills you pay
no mortgage or debt, but pay taxes, insurance, internet, stuff like that
>>Checking account balance
no checking account-i live in a country that doesn't use this 19th technology
>>Savings account balance
haven't checked in a while, but i think around the equivalent of US$400,000
>>401k/IRA percentage (if applicable)
fully funded to a million dollars
>>702575272
None
None
None
None
None
> behavioral health professional
>1999 grand am
> phone, part of our rent, school loans, groceries, part of our entertainment budget
> $40
> $800
>>702575272
>IT support
>Mazda2
>Apartment, car, insurance, phone, internet, you know, the usual
>~$200
>savings account? Hah
>none, part time (go to school also) so no 401k
>>702576625
Get a better job if starcucks doesn't give 401k.
>>702575806
Grow up kid.
>>702576426
That's a lot of savings for a best buy guy, are you management or corporate?
>>702575272
none
none
none
what's that?
2k€
what's that?
>>702587424
start of a rap song
>>702575272
G.M.
Mazda 3GS
Phone, ISP, insurance home and car, car payment, MC insurance, gas, etc
$19,000
$37,000
n/a
>>702577638
Why are you here? You got your shit together.
>>702589636
I would not want to be a proper, uptight faggot. Why would I ever want to conform to the bullshit. blue Falcons left and right. they're not even allowed to hit you anymore.
>It's a new type of military
I have no friends, family or aspirations to be anything else but to die in a blaze of glory, pumping rounds of bullets into daesh.
When Trudeau was elected and said he didn't want to fight the Hajj, I released. I said fuck it, I'll try my luck in the Legion and hopefully fight for country that can actually manage a military.
>>702578714
I don't want to live like that, I want to explore the earth.
>>Meme Analyst
>>Lamborghini Aventador
>>Your mom's stripper fees
>>7 Gazillion dollars
>>37 thousand bitcoin
>>Im a hacker too, I don't qualify for a 401K
>>702577689
Savings are those who enjoy not sucking.
>>702575272
>Unemployed
>1985 Toyota Corolla & 2006 Subaru WRX STi
>Car insurance, netflix, comcast, school cost
>Not enough
>Not enough
>N/A
>>702577773
Self employed? You mean living with mom and dad and getting money for chores?
>>702575272
>I own a consulting firm.
>I walk to and from work each day, and so I do not drive.
>I pay my rent, my internet, my phone bill, and utilities. I am responsible, at work, for earning sufficient revenue for ~8 people, so I have a lot of expenses that I cover, but not personally.
>I only leave $10k in my chequing account at a time.
>I have ~$2m in savings in cash and liquid equities. I have an additional ~$18m in illiquid equities. This means that I have a considerable portion of my wealth in investments that I cannot sell quickly.
>Not applicable to me.
You did not ask, but earnings are ~$1m+ per year, but a very good year could be as much as ~$4m.
Jobless but 3 useless degrees 1 masters
2001 daewo lanos
rent, food, smokes, weed bout 600 a week
none
maybe $1
n/a
>>702577923
Being a student isn't a job.
>>702590444
>I have no friends, family or aspirations to be anything else but to die in a blaze of glory, pumping rounds of bullets into daesh.
Man, you sound just like me. Lets fucking meet up and do it. At the worst we will get a couple of minutes of tv time. At the best we will go out in a blaze of glory our fathers would be proud of.
>>702590753
Degrees in what?
>>702589840
So you don't have a checking account? Where the hell do you store your money, under your mattress?
>IT Analyst $18/hr
>2015 Chevy Malibu LT
>Cell=$35 Rent=$450 Car=$348 Storage==$90 Internet=$90 Electric=$120
>Checking=$946.78
>Savings=$1,346.96
>Investment Portfolio=$577.43
Trying to repair my credit. Currently disputing all negative marks on my credit. One has been deleted so far, 3 are pending investigation. Going to re-finance car in ~6 months.
>Government contractor
>Don't own a car, live in inner city so walk everywhere
>Only pay rent and mobile bills
>~$2000
>~$30,000
>Dunno, superannuation here.
>>702590823
a BA in behavioural science, a B in film and media and cultural sociology and a masters in journalism and mass communication
>>702590882
I keep mine in a trail mix pack i bought from bj's. I have 5k in there right now i'm gonna use on a truck tomorrow.
>>702590953
Become a journalist fag
>>702578795
Any girl who plays wow isn't worth fucking
>>702590953
Good job wasting time. How's it feel to know as a high school drop out, I'm doing better than you?
>>702575272
>Heavy Equipment Operator. 2 years experience.
>2004 Toyota Solara
>Car insurance is all.
>4k
>Just started it.
>22 yrs old
Dear Lord this is sad to look at when you put it in writing.
>Long haul truck driver
>GMC Sierra
>Phone, rent, insurance, credit card, various subscriptions
>$2317 CAD
>$8324 CAD
>>702591035
Fuck that, i got into it cause i wanted a more communications focused degree... but was more journalism based. I did want to go over to Sudan and do some filming ect, but i reckon i wold be on the REKT thred in less than a year
>Current Job
Unemployed
>Car you drive
2008 Chrysler Town & Country
>Bills you pay
All of them
>Checking account balance
$4,859
>Savings account balance
$185,584
>401k/IRA percentage (if applicable)
No 401k
Total net worth is around $320k and I'm 30 years old. Can't find a job, but at least I've got a cushion.
>>702591187
Same
>>702590882
savings account
in civilized countries, you can have free access to your money without any fees regardless of your balance.
>>702579168
Better than is 21 year old is doing. Damn.
>>702591187
haha, i know right! it's fucked, but only got a few months left on Phd then will be heading to the states to work
>>702575272
>support lead at game company
>2010~ civic
>1600~ with rent, internet, phone etc
> 3k
> 26k
> 5% since work matches
>Current Job
consultant
>Car you drive
no car, i live downtown, big city
>Bills you pay
all of them. 3000 or 4000 a month
>Checking account balance
a few thousand. i dont keep much there
>Savings account balance
45000 to 50000. cant be bothered to check now
>401k/IRA percentage (if applicable)
100000 in investments, split between retirement and regular brokerage
>>702590791
It'll be year before I'm ready to go. Since I'm Canadian, I was taught french in school. I met a Master Corporal one time who did his 5 years in the Legion. He said it was extremely hard and even harder to get in but said if you know French, they'll most likely take you. I currently live in Manitoba and plan on moving to Montréal, Québec to learn more french until I feel confident enough to hold a convo. Then I'll buy my ticket and disappear to France
>>702579435
Girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband? Even a room mate? Sibling they live with.... it's not that weird. Not everyone is a lonely faggot.
>>702589299
They aren't bad, don't get me wrong but I really just prefer the Melvin metal and the gutteral screams that come from such bands as Carach Angren, Dimmu Borgir, the black Dhalia murder, and whitechapel
>>702587503
>ceo pays no bills
>>702575272
>Current Job
Network Engineer
>Car you drive
06 Civic Si
>Bills you pay
... All of them? Phone, rent, utils, insurance, isp
>Checking account balance
2000
>Savings account balance
4000 (Just recently broke even, now saving)
>401k/IRA percentage (if applicable)
USG TSP shenanigans
>job
Business associate
>car
2007 Saturn aura
>bills
House, elect, water, food, 2 loans, car, wife & 2 kids
>200
>20
>savings for old fags
> 22 male, Tx
>>702591607
Oh yeah, 19M Colorado
>>702575272
>Current Job
Warehouse worker for major American auto manufacturer.
>Car you drive
2011 Ford Fusion SE
>Bills you pay
Rent to my parents $350
Internet for the house $50
EZ pass per month for toll $70
Extra money for power bill monthly because I use my AC quite a bit $30
Gas $200
Food $???
Phone $100
2 gym memberships $70
Car insurance $200
>Checking account balance
A little over $1700
>Savings account balance
N/A
>401k/IRA percentage (if applicable)
Quite a bit as I have it set so my job takes 10% of my check weekly for 401k and stock.
>Get in here /b/, time to improve your financing and stop your shit spending habits.
I already know I spend too much on food. I tend to eat out a lot and even if I only spend $10 per day, I'm looking at $280 a month just for me and I EASILY Spend more than $10/day.
I paid my car off (all $22k of it) so it's not that I'm terrible with money, I just spend too much on food. I'm fat so there is that. The 2 feed each other (literally).
>>702591589
>>702591589
Melodic
>Kms
>>702580760
Some Northeast states use that term too, fyi
>>702591676
Fuck forgot. Male/24 New Jersey.
>Current Job
shoe shiner
>Car you drive
bike
>Bills you pay
rent
>Checking account balance
40$
>Savings account balance
200$
>>702591515
All you are is talk. I'll give you some adivce.
Live a good life, forget about going out in a blaze of glory.
I know your type. You are gonna meet a woman and will eventually cool down. Its okay, it happens to every 20 something. I wish you the best of luck. I'm rooting for you.
Mortgage banker
2013 charger r/t
Car payment
Mortgage payment
Living expenses
Checking + savings = 30k
401k+IRA= 30k
>>702584366
Highschool fag.
>>702589313
>>702589554
amanda love
>>702575272
>grocery bagger $8.50/hour
>2005 ford mustang w/ 104k miles
>phone & internet around $60/month
>$611.36
>$0
>>702591988
I felt the same way, joined the AF and now I sit in front of a computer all day doing network shit.
I guess that's a sign I'm not meant for action.
M, 19
EMT, Burger flipper, Grocery Stocker.
Medical, Dental, Car insurance, Rent.
$196
$3550
3.4% IRA
I will admit I don't compare well because I organize my money differently. I have an account to pay each bill and they have 6 months worth of money in them at any time. The values above do not include those accounts.
>>702592483
No one is meant for action. People just are where they are meant to be when they are there. Its complicated.
I wish you the best in whatever you do. I know you'll do your best.
Auto detailer
1997 Camaro Z28 35th anniversary edition
Student loans, rent, utilities, groceries, etc
A touch above 2k
Right under 13k
Not applicable
>>702592750
You too buddy.
I'm just grateful I rolled the dice and got a decent job, so many of my friends have dropped out of college and are broke.
>>702591988
I have HPV and I'm also sterile. No woman will ever love me. I got HPV in the army, after my ex left me. I was doing everything to get her off my mind so i banged everything in sight.
Maybe I'll die in the Legion and maybe I won't. And saying I'm all talk just motivates me more. Most of my buddies from base doubted I'd ever have the balls to join. I will try to join the French Foreign Legion and who knows, im not make the cut but at least I can say I tried.
Basically all I want is be a soldier in the best fighting force in the world. It'll be a tough journey but worth it. I just want to roll with the big dogs
>>702592750
It really is an epidemic. My class valedictorian is working at a chilis and served me my food the other week. So fucking sad to see those people put all that effort into their schooling and wind up where they are.
>Job
Hygienist Assistant
>Car
2008 Cobalt LT Coupe
>Bills
Live at home so nothing but gas, clothes, and my various subscriptions, and whatever I want/need
>Checking Account Balance
$2.3k
>Savings
Few hundred in cash in my safe, don't put much thought into planning saving money
>401k
N/A
>Age
19
>>702575272
>>Corrections Officer
>>Chevy Impala
>>About 1250 a month
>>Little over 2k
>>About 7k
>>702593087
Man, I got herpes from a chick doing the same shit.
I was engaged to a woman. We were together for 5 years. Our last 3 years together were miserable. I don't know why i'm even telling you this.
Saying no woman will ever love you is horrible man. I love you and I dont even know you. People are capable of lots of things, and until you see then at their best, you only see them at their worst.
>no job, i'm a student
>"2017" kia sportage (2016 in Europe), americans have a shitty naming system
>none, parents take care of evrything
>around 100€
>??
>>702591059
I don't know dude. That ass is totally worth it. But hey, that's ur opinion
>>702575272
> IT Consultant/Systems Engineer
> 09 Corolla (Picking up a BRZ in a couple weeks)
> ~$1500 per month (Rent + Utilities)
> 1k checking
> 20k savings
> 13k investments
Looks like I'm doing alright for 25.
>>702592959
Same here. Lucked out. Few of of buddies lucked out. Not a lot of cash but were alive and not living on the street.
Life is tough. I only want to be able to live long enough to retire on the coast and see a bit of the world.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>702593641
What's your location?
>>702593792
You can do it. I know you can.
PC Tech
2011 Hyundai Equus
Rent, phone, car, insurance, warranty, fuel, food, credit cards, drugs
$3000
$10000
$8000
>>702592431
Life inst easy. It never is. I hope you get the life you deserve someday.
>>702575272
>Math Tutor
>Jetta
>None
>Checking: 883.10
>Savings: 2091.89
>Trust: ~333,000.00 (Haven't checked lately)
>Retirement Pension: 140.32
>>702578605
Anon. If u r still here. Can u hook me up plz?
I really need it and I will be forever grateful...
>>702594236
Enlist in the military.
>>702594236
if you are given everything in life its not a life worth living.
>>702594330
Please give some actual good advice.
Data Analyst/Market research
2012 accord
Phone, rent, car payment + insurance
$3000
$1000
>>702575272
>associate engineer of materials characterization and analysis (i'm a chemist)
>2013 accord ex-l
>all the bills that I have i pay
>~12kish between checking and savings
>4% match on 6% contribution
had the job for like... 4 months?
it's a good job.
>>702593481
I guess you're right. But no woman will ever want to have sex with me. HPV is highly contagious, even with a condom on. All you need is two sweaty bodies mashing each other and voilà, you've infected someone. I would never want to do that to a woman I love.
You don't understand man. The Legion is my last hope to redeem myself. I'm a fucking drop-out and no real skills other than kissing ass and taking orders. I'm literally a fucking worthless piece of shit. I'm a fucking social outcast, one of society's rejects. I hate people and people hate me. This was why I joined the CAF, then I saw the way they did things there and didn't want to be apart of it. Then spoke with MCpl and he told me stories of the Legion and how they do things, and to me, it sounded like Full Metal Jacket. The way an army is mentioned to be run.
>>702594431
It really isn't worth. I would know. I came from Ukraine. And trust me, you haven't seen shit till you lived in poverty in third world country :)
Youtuber
2014 toyota camre le
Rent, phone, internet, general living exoenses
About 1K
Exactly 5K
>>702594871
You can say I don't understand until you are blue in the face. I do. I fucking understand. I had no other options and gave myself away to the god damned military and wish I didn't. I'm a broken shell of a man.
You can redeem yourself without any of that. Joining the military is great if you do it for the right reasons. When you do it as a last resort it will only end in disaster.
>>702590715
What industry? What types of clients? How did you get started?
>>702594960
what were you responding to?
>>702593855
Thanks mate. Though it sounds worse than it is. Things are fine. Sounds like most people here have seen far rougher roads.
Reading all this is a bummer. I say we all get rickety-wrecked.
Time to light this candle, smoke a bit and listen to some abbey road on vinyl.
>>702595882
Given everything comment.
>>702595363
Then hopefully it ends with 30 rounds of 7.62 in my chest in the deserts of Syria. What else am I going to do? Get a job, get married, buy a home, have kids? I already can't do 2/4. What do you recommend?
Give me a solid reason anon, why I shouldn't go to the Legion.
>Sr. Marketing Specialist for Tech Company
>2015 Prius
>Health insurance, Car
>1200
>10000
>.15
>>702595888
Just enjoy yourself, you earned it. Once the sadness passes, after it has run its course through you, turn towards it and destroy it. Become stronger and start making choices in your life that will make it better.
>>702596115
I do not understand.
>>702575272
>Research assistant
>'09 kia optima
>phone
>$187
>$0
>grants dont come with investment portfolios
>>702596171
Man, don't talk that way. Everyone wants a glorious death, but die for yourself and not someone else.
look at yourself in the mirror. Cut to the heart of things and uncover your true self. Cut away the things in your life you don't need. The life you want to live has no recipe. Following the recipe got you here in the first place.
Its a horrible place.
>>702593811
Massachusetts
>>702597052
I'd like to move back east once my contract is up. What's the IT landscape like?
>>702596303
I asked for help. U said life isn't worth living if everything is given to you. I said I know what you mean because I can from worse than poverty.
Tldr; something asking for help is ok. Maybe someone will even listen and outstretch a helping arm.
>>702575272
student loan servicer
n/a at this time
rent insurance phone
chk; 550
savings; 990
401k/ira: 6%
>>702597251
>because I can from worse than poverty.
I'm really having trouble understanding what you meant when you said this.
I own a Dodge Charger.
My rent is 1600 a month.
Thread is over.
>>702596718
I don't even know why I'm crying right now. I'm just a lost soul..
OFFICIAL /b/ DISCORD
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>>702597433
Came*
Don't worry about it man. It's gonna take too long to explain.
>>702597740
You are a good person. I dont give a shit who said otherwise.
You make your own path.
Do it.
Just fucking do it.
Make your path and enjoy your life. Fuck everyone else.
>>702575272
>Current Job - Slaughter house
>Car you drive - 1990 toyota pickup
>Bills you pay - none
>Checking account balance - dont have one
>Savings account balance - nope
>401k/IRA percentage (if applicable) - not that either
>>702597803
so you were poor?
Man, a lot of us were poor. is that your excuse?
>>702575272
>Night shift storeman
>'07 Audi S3
>I live on my own so everything bar any debts
>£7000
>0
>Britbong so don't have one and don't know what it is
>Current Job
Software Developer
>Car you drive
2002 Volkswagen Jetta
>Bills you pay
rent, utilities, insurance, phone, internet
>Checking account balance
$5700
>Savings account balance
$2700
>>702598012
Thank you anon
>student
>12 tacoma and 05 350z
>none, the wife pays em, i cant keep track of that shit
>10kish
>0. you can only draft so many times outta savings per moth before they start charging you for it (fed law, thanks obama) it doesnt really make sense for long term savings.
>needs to be earned income so zero right now. maxed out when i was working.
>Savings #2 has about 700k with a financial planner and i own my house
>>702598383
I'm not even kidding when I say I love you.
Blaze your trial my friend. I'll be in the crowd when you make it big :)
>>702575272
Manager at derpmart
Honda Civic
600 for car, 1150 for rent, about 300 for utilities
no savings account, have all my money in assets
401k has around 20grand
>>702598438
> 700k
> owning an old 350z
>>702575272
>Pharmacy Assistant
>Sion XD
>Car and rent for parents house
>never below $50
>$10,000
>15% but soon to be 21%
>USAF Security Forces
>2004 Mustang Mach 1
>None
>$4.46
>$336.70
>Production Manager in property reatoration
>2014 VW Jetta
>Phone, internet, tv, Credit Card, mortgage
>$2000
>$8000
>n/a
>>702575272
>Current Job
chef at restaurant
>Car you drive
2015 mazda 6
>Bills you pay
rent, gym, school i suppose
>Checking account balance
roughly 8k
>Savings account balance
52k
>401k/IRA percentage (if applicable
not applicable
>hvac
>2015 mustang gt
>Cell, rent
>382.37
>>implying
>>implying again
>>702575272
>scrubway
>1997 honda accord
>n/a (live w/ father >fresh outta high school)
>~$4650
>n/a
>n/a
>Cook
>2005 Silverado
>Subscriptions, utilities, rent, student loans
>450
>Beats me
>N/A
>>Mason/Carpenter/Mechanic in training at small construction
>>1986 BMW 535i/2001 chevy 1500HD. 1990 gmc 2500. And a bitchin 1970 oldsmobile cutlas.
>>Insurance. Rent. ($2000/ur to park trailer home with hook up n sheit). phone. Insurance. couple storage lockers in different towns. Fucking insurance.
>>$1650
>>$200
>>wut.
>>702598796
in all honesty im planning on selling it is the near future. i have more wrapped up in guns (my real hobby) than that car and i just dont use it. but, super charged z's are tons of fun :)
>mechanic just started a month ago
>2012 dodge ram just bought a 69 chevelle to fix up
>phone bill,gas,water,electricity,internet
My grandpa died and had 2 houses that he rented out and I got one that was fully paid off.
>5 k
>12k
>not sure yet
>>702599341
Oh and I have insurance to pay I just paid my truck off last year might trade it in for a 2016 dodge ram rebel.
>>702599607
Is there something wrong with your truck? If not, title in hand is best title.
>>702575272
>Software Developer Consultant
>Chevy Volt
>$12k/mth
>$8k
>$24k
>IRA/401k none
>>702599772
It's a basic model and I want a full cab truck.
>>702576426
How many phones you got, guy?
>>702583773
Tax free, so you aren't American.
>>702600050
Fair enough.
>>702575272
Marketing Consultant
Mazda3
$2,000 a month
$6,200
$0
0
>>702600050
I just bought a cheapo trucko. area code?
>Cashier at local game store
>2005 Kia Amanti
>Car, phone only
>$539.45
>$2,367.27
>>702578534
wow man you're so cool because you know the name of some slut and other people don't
>>702576625
http://www.starbucksfaster.com/post/47433815376/starbucks401k
>business owner
>2010 charger srt8 / 2002 7.3 excursion limited
>mortgage, cell, utilities food
>15kish just bought both above cars so
>none, all liquid cash always
Im 25, single dad. Im doin ok I guess
>Order Specialist
>08 VW Jetta
>Phone Bill, Credit Card, Car Insurance
>$0.05
>$4,000
>N/A
23yo, Living with parents... Help!
> Food Safety Auditor
> 2012 Subaru
> all of them...
> $600
> $5500
> 76%
>Salesman at Journey's
>Grand Caravan
>Rent
>$4.26
>$0
I work two days a week usually.
>>702579311
smartest man here
> US Army 11B, E3 (PFC)
>1989 BMW 325i (or 325e for the europoors)
> Phone
> $4532
> $1500ish
>>702575272
Server Administrator
Honda Civic, about to trade it in though.
Phone/TV/Internet, Electricity, Credit Card, Gas.
$1,600 - just went to Vegas and it's summer so my AC bill is through the roof.
3,000 (it's not savings, it's emergency funding and money that will be taken from automatically in the event I overdraw Checking)
9%
>Pharmacuetical Development associate scientist
>Hyundai hatchback
>rent, utilities/subscription services, student loans, rent ins., pet ins., health/dental/vision ins. Paying student loans at 1K/mo, will be done by april '18.
>4300
>2300
>6%, matched by employer. I think current balance is ~8K.
Im 23.
>>702599815
>$12k/mth
Ummm... You're spending $144k each year on bills?
I sure hope that includes a mortgage
better than tinder! plenty of horny busty girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/changlz.html
>printing pressman
>honda shadow
>i pay all my bills/rent
>about$300usd
>about 200usd
>6% of paycheck goes in 401k
>>702575272
>Valet Attendant
>My 1996 Chevy Lumina and whatever I have to park
>Car insurance, phone bill, student loan, internet shit
>~$150
>~$7,500
>Job doesnt have a 401k plan
>>702600487
403
>>702581179
>Web developer
>student loan
>1.3 mill saved
Two of these have got to be a lie.
N/A
Parents' elantra
College semesters
0
2400
NA
›full tine maitnence work for the gubment/15 credithours college (3.5) GPA
›2016 Mazda 3
›rent, cable, electric, water/sewer, car/insurance, phone, internet, washer/dryer rental
›600 in checking
›no savings
›just started IRA, will be about 50 at the end of the month.
I'm 23 and I'm fucking killing it.
>>702575272
>USAF E-6
>Audi A6
>Mortgage, Water, Power, Phone, Internet, normal stuff
>always ~ $2k
>$27k
>18% of paycheck, a bit over $100k now
>>702577888
>>702577923
Eyyy, they hyundai accent club. I have a 2010.
>>702575272
> law clerk
> ride a bike
> 110k in student loans, currently deferring, will move it incomebased repayment in Dec., $500 rent
>$400
> N/A
> N/A
Just gradated from law school and waiting for bar results. Hopefully it gets better from here
>>702594117
God, that trust really changes things
>>702575272
>cab driver
>cab (toyota sienna)
>rent+water ~$740, electricity ~$250, internet ~$70, phone $40, food $whatever
>i don't fucking keep that shit in my head. around $1000 spread over 4 accounts
>no savings
>i have about $20 in an old ira
>>702575272
>ups driver
>vw jetta
>live at home so just gf
>around 400
>around 4k
>2 months in and honestly dont know wtf those are
>22 years old
better than tinder! plenty of horny busty girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/changlz.html
>legal aid
> 2009 Renault Twingo
> rent, the usual bills
> 500 USD
> 17,000 USD
> NA
