Funny car acronym's: >Poor >Old >Nigger >Thinks
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Funny car acronym's:
>Poor
>Old
>Nigger
>Thinks
>It's
>A
>Cadillac
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
Fix
It
Again
Tony
>>702572170
Cunts
Ass
Retards
I'm not good at this game
Found
On
Road
Dead
Take
Out
Your
Old
Tools
Again
Hold
On
Not
Done
Accelerating
>>702572170
Old
Piece
Is
Attractive
For
A
Guzzler
Fuck...I fucked up up
Old
Piece
Is
Somewhat
Attractive
For
A
Guzzler
Services
Under
Bonnet
Are
Ridiculously
Unreasonable
>>702573701
i remeber my first opiafag
Foul
Odorous
Rectal
Discharge
Never
In
Great
Guarantee
Expect
Repeated
Services
Fuck......i fucked up
>>702572170
my
ass
zebra
donkey
ass
>>702572170
Crappy
Hemi
Engine;
Very
Yaoi
>>702574278
You fucked up up. Get it right.
larry
apple
my
balls
oranges
radishes
gorillas
hot
in
nudism
italy
>>702574528
Kek
>>702572170
Laid
A
Model
Because
Of
Really
Great
Hispanic
Inquisitor
Niggers
Iodine
Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Engine
Ticks
Gay
Man's
Chevy
Very
Overpriced
Luxury
Vehicle
Overrated
>>702574955
10/10
Just
Empty
Every
My
Egg
Roll
Can
Usurp
Rwanda
Yes
My
Anaconda
Don't
Want
None
Unless
You've
Got
Buns
Hon'
>>702575729
This is actually true
>>702575768
Damn
Old
Dirty
Gas
Eater
>>702572170
Black
Mans
Wish
>>702576111
Beaner
Man's
Wish
Ehhh not as good
SWIFT, a U.S. Trucking company:
Forwards:
Sure
Wish
I'd
Finished
Training
Backwards:
Two
Fags
In a
White
Semi
Send
Another
Towtruck
Usual
Repairs
Needed
Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
>>702574955
thats a good one
I have this one for Chevy:
Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rattle
On
Lift
Every
Time
First
On
Race
Day
Constantly
Having
Every
Vehicle
Recalled
Over
Lousy
Engineering
Techniques
Asia's
Curse
Upon
Rural
America
Chevrolet
Assembled
Mustang
And
Rapa irina
Often
>>702578248
Damn it I fucked up
>>702578248
Chevrolet
Assembled
Mustang
AND
Repairing
Often
>>702572170
Fix
Ot
Rgain
Dony
OP's is pretty unoriginal but I chuckled
>>702573343
Fix
It
Again
Tomorrow
>>702572170
Killed
In
Action
How
You
Upholster
New
Domestic
Animals
Incedentally
>>702572170
Failure
In
Automotive
Technology
Volks
Wagen
>>702580050
Kek
Black
Man's
Willy
>>702572170
Buy
More
Wheels
Tits
Or
Young
Twats
You
Are
Often
Partakes
In
Sexual
Acts
Failing
Automatically
Graciously
Sorry
Assholes
Are
Buying
>>702572170
really
extremely
poor
living
yards
that
operate
to
half
inside
sheldon's
pizza
oven
so
that
oranges
repeat
your
own
urinal
rectum
mouth
octagonal
titty
houses
every
retarded
way
inside
little
light
dick
igniting
energy
instantiating
nigger
holding
expert
raping
shit
licking
extreme
environment
pizza
>>702574528
>hemi
>chevy
You must be an inbred Ford hillbilly
>>702574955
There's literally not one problem you described that any chevy vehicle has or has had in the last 15 years.
queer
>>702580702
Fuck
>>702580823
Now the ignitions just fail while driving and kill people.
>>702573809
Yes you did did.
>>702575729
Brilliant.
>>702580702
Only replying to this post because of the time wasted on it
>>702573343
You're thinking of FIAT, Dale
Please
Omitt
The
Indecent
Aztec
Cukhold fetishists design our vehicles
>>702581493
"potiac"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfHtcUZXljw
>>702581493
Fuck why are so many of these missing a line? Are you rushing to get these out or are you just a little bit retarded?
>>702580702
Silly
Halfwitted
Eejit
I've
Something
Astounding
Looking
Ready
Every
Amazing
Damn
Youthful
Day
Every
Awesome
Day
>>702575729
Fucking accurate
Hope
Our
Luck
Doesn't
End
Now
and
Now
I'm
Stuck
Send
Another
Nissan
This
Was funny
20 years ago
But now it's
Stale and untrue
You are a
Bunch of
Fags
>>702580702
ass!
Honda
Owners
Like
Dick
Extra
Niggery
>>702581812
Except the Jeep one lol
'Tis
Very
Rapid
muh lady
This thread is quite revealing.
Almost every car brand is represented, with a similar theme...breaking down/needing repairs often.
So which is it? Are they all equally good? Or all equally bad? Is there any difference?
>>702581538
Yes?
They manufactured the aztecs.
>>702582025
autism, the post
>>702580823
Most of the vehicles I tow are chevys. Good ol 7.3 is still running string on 475k miles.
But that's none of my business.
>>702581812
Since you're not a fan of making posts that form words vertically I'll just say you're a sad person and you have my pity.
>>702573684
Kek!
Labia
Around
My
Butt
Ostracize
Retarded
Gay
Homos
In
Nigger
Innards
>>702582025
They're used to hang shit on different manufacturers; so they're always going to be about cars breaking down.
>>702582090
Seriously though. Every faction says the same thing
Ford owners:
>hurr durr chevy/dodge break down a lot
Chevy owners:
>hurr ford/dodge break down a lot
Dodge owners:
>hurrrrrr chevy/ford break down a lot
It can't all be true.
>>702582025
Chevorlet (as much as i love them) and Ford (mostly ford) are know for having either poor engineering or mechanical niggitry.
>>702581894
That one is 100% accurate
>>702582257
He's kind of right though. If you can't see what's going on here there's a chance you might actually be a little bit autistic.
>>702581894
>>702582414
>>702575729
American?
>>702582103
powerstroke or idi?
Interior
Crocodile
Alligator
I
Drive
A
Chevrolet
Movie
Theater
>>702582047
PONTIAC you fuck
>>702582257
ayy, we have the same thing this side of the Atlantic ocean with BMW, Mercedes and Audi, but rather than "break down a lot" it's usually "is shit, and driven only by old men"
>>702582257
>>702582424
What's the connection I wonder?
Hmm, they all appear to be shit American made cars.
I guess we have our explanation
>>702574955
Nice one
Bust
Out
Another
Thousand
>>702582518
Powerstroke. Idi is descent. Torque like a mofo but slow. In my work though tourque is always the biggest factor
>>702582575
Shit it's like you're just trying to be more autistic now. Please tell me you're baiting right now.
Rusty
Engine,
No
Acceleration,
Useless
Lousy
Tractor
Jews
Omitting
Hairy
Niggers
Chastising
Every
Newfag
Autist
Fuck
Every
Retarded
Retard
Anally
Really
Intentensely
>>702582575
we'd make a joke about import cars being shitty but the components would take too long to get.
>>702582285
GTFO Dodge no one cares about you
>>702582871
Ayyyyy
>>702582747
How retarded are you? Serious question because I don't like to make fun of retards. I already did, didn't I? Fuuuuuck...
>>702582047
If you look here you can see their original logo.
Hung
Yu
Under
Niggers
Daily
Anal
Insertions
>>702582747
Was kind of setting up for calling you gay for using a stroker instead of an idi, i like both it just would have been nice.
>>702583007
you are the real fag however
>>702578058
lmao so fucking true
My
Anus
Zooms
Dicks
Around
>>702573343
>Fix
>It
>Again
>Tony
>>702572688
Hits me close to home :(
>>702582748
>>702582871
I don't know why you're so shocked?
It's pretty well known that American cars are terrible
Deal
On
Dirty
Gas
Eater
Money
Eradicated
Rapidly
Can't
Even
Drive
Expensive
Spares
>>702575100
underappreciated
>>702582920
Dodge and ford is where it's at for trucks and offroading. Chevys are dog shit for offroad and towing. Breaking tie rods, cv axles, ball joints, rear ends, electrical catching fire, random vapor locking duramaxs. Garbage. Hell my old brick nose ford with a 300 line 6 can tow more than a shitty ass duramax. Don't even have to break out the 7.3 powerstroke or the 5.9 cummins
>>702583326
I'm not shocked at all and I'm well aware of the bad rep that American cars get. I'm just astounded that you're so autistic that you still haven't grasped what's going on ITT right now even though you've been in here a while.
>>702583500
I'm well aware what's going on. I just wanted to make that point
Dick
On
Da
Ghetto
Embryo
>>702580823
Read about AFM failure
Niggers
Ignorant
Gorillas
Gum-lipped
Egregious
Retarded
Spooks
>>702583491
>Live in a country where lots of people drive rebadged Chevies and Buicks
>They're some of the most unreliable cars available on the market
>See your post
>>702580623
Ops
Pussy
Is
Spoiled
As
Fuck
And
Gross
>>702583579
>I'm well aware what's going on
I don't think you are.
Very
Wow
>>702580823
Go straighten you bowtie, fag
>>702583741
American cars suck bro
>>702583717
Underrated post
>>702582567
No, you're just confused, the Potiacs were just an ancient alien who made many different human races during their stay on Earth, including the Aztecs
>>702583862
Yeah I'm aware and I never disputed that. You think I'm American or have some kind of affinity for American autos, don't you?
Car
Always
Doesn't
Drive
In
Lane
Lazy
Ass
Cracker
Nigger
>>702583970
yup
Cabsolute
Hpiece
Eof
Vfucking
Ygarbage
>>702584030
Well then you're a fuckwit.
>>702583947
>>702582025
It's Negativity Bias, autisanon. All cars break down, but people remember the times it breaks down a lot more than all the days it ran without any problems. And they get pissed when it breaks, so they make fun of the brand name by making these sarcastic acronyms.
>>702583947
>ancient alien
>>702584091
It would be logical to assume you're American, given the current time difference in America to Europe, and the fact mostly American cars have been mentioned in this thread
>>702582257
Data, access your files on human support for sports teams. This isn't much different. People root for their car brand like it's a sports team, and their team is better than the other teams, etc. Also, people have made a big investment of money into buying their car. So they want to reassure themselves that their car is better than all the others of a similar price. Otherwise, to admit another brand is better, would fill them with remorse and regret about their purchase.
Burning
My
Wallet
>>702580823
>It's not that it doesn't
>It's just that he thinks it's normal
>"That Sound? it's always sounded like that.
>"Oil is like gas, you have to fill it up every week, right?"
we're sorry.
Test
Poor
Ol
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac
>>702575729
Here's the rundown on my 94' Jeep Cherokee Laredo that bought new and was babied --
>Oil pump stopped working
>Doesn't start when cold outside
>Loud, rough idle
>Power steering whines
>Right or life front brake locks on low speed turns
>Power windows stopped working
>Comically cheap plastic dash rattles like crazy
>Abysmal fuel mileage
>Headlights sometimes don't work
>Leaks oil
>Headliner sags
>Fog lights pop out for no reason
>Trouble shifting into gear
great in the snow tho
>>702572170
Wrong transport medium, but relevant
Bring
Out
Another
Thousand
No car is perfect. There's a lot of stock things on cars that I don't agree with. But that's why you don't just sit there and bitch about it, you be a man and make it better. Hell even on my personal 7.3 powerstroke, it's an f250 and 6th gen ford for f250s used TTB instead of straight axle. So I swapped out the dana 50 ttb and put in a dana 60 straight axle.
Lots
Of
Trouble
Usualy
Serious
Cheap
Hardly
Efficient
Vehicle
Runs
On
Luck
Every
Time
>>702584540
Okay, but you're still a fuckwit for making that assumption.
Such
Automobiles
Assholes
Buy
>>702584939
Wow holy shit. Usually when I see people list cons of a car they bought it's usually just a few smaller, niggling things; but everytime I see people airing gripes about their Jeep there's usually a long list and there's usually some pretty serious shit in there. Never ever ever buying a fucking Jeep.
>>702583286
Actually laughed out loud at that one.
>>702584939
New oil pump, plugs and wires, who cares if it's loud, rough idle could be missfire, running rich or running lean (all are easy to fix), power steering pump may be on its way out (could try using atf in it to clean it out), brakes are either block in line or caliper problem, check the wiring on the switch, check headlight witing, find where the leak is and replace the gasket or part that leaks, staple the headliner up, enjoy your jeep that'll still do everything but better and have a coors
Cheers
Loose
Unsoldered
Connections
And
Splices
Lazy
Ass
Niggers
Don't
Rent
Overpriced
Vehicles
Even
Rovers
Assholes
Usually
Drive
It
Im a chevy guy though...
>>702576356
fucking hilarious. i drove for Werner once and we made fun of Swift
>>702576035
Accurate
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/car_acronyms.asp
very informative, really useful stuff
Keep
In
Asia
Overpriced
Puny
Autistic
Loser
>>702586573
You get rid of that hat yet?
>>702586085
Literally did all of that except staple the headliner.
Like the old saying "GM cars run longer poorly longer than most cars last at all."
It's a piece a shit, but that loud, gas guzzling engine will probably keep running until the apocalypse.
>>702587138
Haha you were in the other thread werent you?
I actually lost it believe it or not.
Sadly
Abandoned
Auto
Brand
>>702587605
Yes I was. And that was karma doing you a favor.
Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious
First
Italian
Attempt at
Engineering
>>702576356
Swift is literal trash
>>702582518
idi is the most reliable engine ford ever made
>>702587595
Ehhh I've had more fords last a lot longer than most GMs
Fix
Or
Recycle
Delay
For
Our
Caucasian
Uncle
Steve
>>702588471
Granted it was made by international but still one of the best motors ever.
Be
Urself
Guys
Are
Tards
Talk
Inglish
>>702589332
Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
>>702573701
back in the day my 1999 opiafag went over 400k miles. she lasted me 15 years
>>702585300
Accurate
Italian
Retard
Out
Cruising
>>702580702
Our
King,
A
Youngling
