Let's get a useful thread going. Hardly ever see these anymore but I used to love them.
this is a great thread and i would love to contribute but all of the cool stuff i had was on my old laptop and cba to get it out and charge it etc
i used to have recipes for mustard gas and some other cool shit
if i start to see more of these threads knocking about ill get my old lappy out and post some stuff
but I can give you a pic of katy perry eating a big mac
>>702573478
i am this guy
i can easily tell you how to make a piss disc prank people
1 piss on a plate
2 put it in freezer
3 take plate of frozen piss
4 remove piss disc
5 slide under someones door
this way the pranked person wakes up with a puddle of piss in their room
dead thread?
>>702574909
>"trannies" are below 4 on the crazy axis.
Anon I am trans and I wouldn't even go that far.
>>702575438
So, this is just how to compact it?
How do get cocaine? :^)
You could make it.
Pic related.
>>702572138
how is it OP might buy some. any tips?
>>702575259
Pic related.
>>702572138
will any cactus do or does it have to be a certain type?
>>702576178
Never tried it myself not OC.
Was hoping for more homemade drugs based images but all is welcome.
>>702575993
what is this for/what does it do
>>702576511
>>702576547
>>702572138
better way:
>cut off green edges(they contain like 90+% of the alks)
>chop into small pieces (think 1/2cm x 1/2cm)
>freeze and thaw 3x
>crock pot 24 hours
>filter
>reduce
I've fucked around with San Pedro quite a bit.
>>702576178
amazing.
the closest thing i can compare it to is a MDMA body buzz with visuals.
>>702576416
...are you for real? It has to be San Pedro...
>>702576671
Is has to be a trichocereus but not always a san pedro
>>702576616
is this legit?
>>702576671
or Peruvian Torch, there are a handful in the genus which are active enough to use
fun fact: I've found San Pedro in at least 2 Home Depots, not to mention actual nurseries
>>702576651
>>702577005
>>702576954
>>702576894
they say this one is TRICHOCEREUS PACHANOI
>>702577075
>>702576954
looks pretty good imo.
>>702577203
>>702576416
It has to be peyote, san pedro, or Peruvian/Bolivian torch
>>702575792
Whoops, fixed it for you.
>>702572213
>Leroy Jenkems
Fucking kek
>>702577282
i had tons more cooking ones but had to get a new hdd oh well
Moar San Pedro Tips:
>fast for a day before
>the peruvians would trip at midnight in total darkness(i like to trust established methods in that they have already been optimized)
>50%75ish% of Mescaline is passed through your urine unchanged
>>702577619
its a shame they cracked down on mimosa
>>702577803
so drink your urine the next day for another trip
>>702578413
or extend your trip to 15-ish hours.
>>702572213
That's actually a fucking thing? Fuck off.
>>702578565
lol I suppose there's no easy way to extract it from the urine. but then again... you already drank the san pedro cocktail... so you already have dealt with that taste.
>>702572359
Damn Jews cropping the word Nigger out
>>702578809
yeah. and it's been around for a while now... since at least 2010
>>702576954
LIVE STREAM MAKING IT CUNT
That's my fetish
>>702578888
hilarious
nice quads faggot
>>702578930
i don't have any that's a photo from ebay that i'm going to buy once the seller replies to me they have 4 listing all at the same price so i asked them which is the largest
>>702578872
not that i can think of, can't say i've tried though. you gotta plan and limit your water intake to lower the liquid:alk ratio.
yeah, san pedro is pretty fucking terrible tasting. the freeze & thaw stages helps the texture by leaps and bounds
i wish i had anything useful to post but i dont, so bump
>>702572138
"San Pedro" cactus has mescaline with was made made illegal in 1970 and is categorized as a Schedule I hallucinogen
so good luck finding it in wallmart, like 90% of this "life hacks" are bullshits
>>702579397
dude- you can find it at Home Depot
>>702576954
only 1 way to find out. Anyone know how to make peyote?
>>702579397
dumbass applying his own experience to everybody else. funny, i just had a browse of that logical fallacy list and one of them was 'appeal to authority'
>>702579558
>make peyote?
You can grow it. Granted it takes something insane like 20 years to mature.
>>702579558
payote is small enough you can just eat the buttons. not likely many people would trip off payote anymore though, it's too rare and takes so long to grow that people just collect and eat san pedro
Someone post the nyquil one, DMX was the drug it made iirc
>>702580275
For DXM you really should read the FAQ:
https://erowid.org/chemicals/dxm/faq/
>>702579397
it's on ebay
I got these two links for you. They will be deleted tomorrow, so add them to your DB or dl them. Enjoy.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0e359b3nbuh76tg/AACJAG08nUiB06KtCUFrcSuGa?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/aj2sof93l8dp1e8/AAB67tNo6g_7Q2u7LavY-Mrza?dl=0
>>702578809
No.
>>702579605
psych
>>702576547
porcamadonna che buona la carbonara
>>702576547
>heavy cream
that's obviously not carbonara, now is it? faggot
>>702576454
Creating organic compounds spontaneously in an atmospheric condition similar to early earth.
>>702576236
>fix up your home and sell it for twice the price
>twice the price
>twice
>2x
wut.
>>702580799
Thanks
>>702577424
That disclaimer.
>>702575259
>situps
Bad for the back. Useless for toning your abs. Should be avoided.
>>702572138
Don't do this it makes mustard gas
>>702584218
oh no
>>702572213
It's real, but not this.
I have a few, will contribute to you my /b/ros
>>702582064
Yes my nigga.
Amazing what a couple thosand in tiles and landscaping does to a place.
>>702584373
>>702584553
>>702584654
>>702576547
careful, I tried this and it made mustard gas
>>702580799
saved
>>702584553
this makes mustard gas
>>702585044
>>702580190
>just eat the buttons
This can't be stressed enough. If you go out hunting peyote and find it, don't yank the whole cactus up by the roots, like an inconsiderate imbecile. The buttons are what you want. The buttons, and only the fucking buttons.
>it's too rare
There's a reason for that. See above.
>>702585505
>>702579315
Thats awesome
>>702585423
Eh, at least it was attempted.
>>702577487
>>702584654
AHHHH FUCK WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY?!?!?! 6 out of twelve on an 18 year old whom clearly had an older guy thing... Damn she was so hot too.
>>702588313
Yesterday I was out with my gf, sorry /b/ro
>>702588313
Hate to break it to you anon but if she gave you multiple telltale signs that she is into and you didnt act, you're too beta for her.
>>702588534
>>702588534
Or you know, you could put soda, beer or liquid in the bong instead of water.
Any more?
>>702580799
damn, didn't get the pdf folder. can someone repost?
>>702590195
>liquid < liquor
>fucking klonopins
>>702580799
Error (429)
This account's links are generating too much traffic and have been temporarily disabled!
fuck
Can you post more links, please?
>>702572213
>>702590204
>>702590474
I also didn't get to download all. goddammit.
>>702590895
dont do this it will kill you...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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>>702590895
Who has $90 in pennies?
>>702591591
LIES
>>702572138
>>702585310
oh cool, n I.can use that on my hotdogs?
>>702572213
>Jet in real life
>>702591591
does it really
>>702592409
No.
>>702591884
I have more than that. Plus about $800 in other rolled change. You'd be amazed at how quickly you can save up a decent amount of change.
>>702590895
Plz dont do this. I creates some type of deadly gas. I forgot which.
>>702592636
>chlorine
>the stuff bleach is made from
>>702592636
it produces chloramine gas and chlorine gas. Both of these gasses are bad for your health and can cause health problems. Only extreme and long term exposure will kill you, however. Chlorine gas can cause irritation to airways, eyes, and skin. Long term effects include sore throat, coughing, burning of the eyes and skin, temporary blindness, and difficulty breathing. Chloramine gas can also cause irritation to eyes and airways, but also can cause a buildup of liquid in the lungs.
>>702588534
>eating resin
please no
>>702576318
Thanks, needed something like this
>>702580799
Can you reupload or put them on Mediafire or Mega or something? The links are down due to high traffic.
why do ppl use dropbox
use google ffs
>>702592735
Some kid did this and reposted on here about how bad it fucked him up kek
>>702588534
>drinking bong water
>eating resin
>>702590895
Basically an instructional of how to kill yourself with mustard gas.
Don't die on me
>>702593509
You know whoever wrote that is like "got eem"
>>702576547
>You just made Spaghetti Carbonara
/ck/ would like a word
>>702572213
>tfw scat fetish
>tfw never got to huff qt classmate's shit
>>702592084
what a strange thing to be passionate about
>>702594140
Literally no one gives a shit what /ck/ thinks. Easily one of the worst boards ever. Even /trash/ has better content.
>>702592409
yeah, its a troll thing from back in the days...some kid nearly died from it, i know you shouldnt trust faggots on here but please dont die cause of some other faggot being an asshole
>>702594980
Do you even know what is that thing called 'Natural Selection'?
>>702594764
poor people thing. When I worked as a correctional officer for troubled youth that was a big thing. Every male youth was a self proclaimed "sneaker head." Had to make sure you had the right laces for the look you want. The more absurd the more looks and props you get.
In my state they pay for new shoes every 6 months or so, so it kind of makes sense. It was one thing they could all have a hobby around because they could all afford it.
>>702594980
same person
I wish i had the screen cap of the kid who ended up in hospital from trying this but i never saved it, i do remember it though
DO NOT MAKE THOSE FUCKING CRYSTALS YOU WILL BASICALLY KILL YOURSELF
ITT: NO TROLLS FFS.... -.-
>>702592409
Look up mustard gas kid. Its what they used in WWI. The shits so foul that treaties have been signed to never use it in war again.
>>702595199
You sound like your a fucking genius.
>>702575432
This never fucking works for me
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>>702595604
SEE!
>>702594882
==fuckyou==
~~fuckyou~~
''fuckyou''
'''fuckyou'''
[code]fuckyou[/code]
$$fuckyou$$
**fuckyou**
>>702595199
there is a difference between natural selection and not being educated about what chemicals to not mix together, your an idiot for even calling that natural selection, to be honest i think you should really look up what natural selection is because what you said was just too autistic for me to not laugh, i think you may actually have some kind of mental illness or something
>>702595814
i second this opinion
You mad?
Don't die
>>702586504
>not useful for police
kek
Live my based thread
Guide to Islam
>>702595368
good shit brother
>>702573478
shes gonna poo so big after eating that.
hot
>>702597938
If ISIS takes most of their recruits from France it's no wonder they're such pussies.
>>702584654
Literally none of this has ever happened to me
>>702598209
They must think you're queer
>>702577423
the vapor you get from those kinds of pipes burns like shit
OP here just got back from a meal out. Really didn't expect the thread to do so well.
>>702599048
Even if you're in Hawaii that's really late to be out eating.
>>702577619
How to break through?
>>702599300
Cali actually. Not that late at all
>>702599300
I'm getting hungry.
>>702594023
this is why I don't want to be involved with the biocunts.
>>702599681
Considering 6:00 is a normal dinner time, it's pretty late fam.
>>702600147
"6:00 is a normal dinner time" only if your 15 and need to eat before bed time. Last few days of summer now, you enjoyed it?
>>702578888
fucking kek'd
>>702595604
you really are dense, aren't you?
>works for me
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>>702600365
Oh man you're so old and sophisticated. Probably why you get assblasted on the internet when someone merely makes an observation.
anybody got how to pot brownies?
>>702576236
this is actuall yreally helpful
thx
>>702595722
kek
>>702577143
Where do you get the spores?
>>702600960
>heat in a crockpot with the oil you're gonna make brownies with.
>-The heat is necessary to decarboxylate (activate) it.
>-I dunno what temp, but vaporizers need 95C to work & create vapor so try to stay just under that.
>-Alternatively, just dump vaped bud in your oil
So! one way or another, you now have oil. Use this to make brownies, following the recipe on the box. I'd recommend as fudgy as you can find for the mix - it covers flavor better
>>702595368
The last things pigs care about hearing about is your rights. The right to remain silent is one far too many people don't take advantage of, and that's how they get tazed, or shot in face.
I've got a few of these saved from years ago. Commencing dump. Can't verify truth/helpfulness of all of these
>>702600960
You need to make weed butter.
You need:
3.5 ounces of mid to high grade weed
1 stick of butter
Maintain this ratio if you need more or less.
Clean and grind the weed well
Melt the butter over medium heat
Add the weed and let simmer for 20 minutes
Remove from heat and strain through a fine mesh strainer. Cheesecloth works too, but you lose some butter due to absorption
Let "budder" cool
You use the budder in place of butter in any recipe you want to get high from.
Best of luck and have fun anon
>>702596208
>harmful intestinal bateria
>e-coli
pick one. It's beneficial and your body has literally evolved to take advantage of it. This is why white blood cells leave it the fuck alone.
>>702594519
Where is the trucker's hitch?
>>702601674
actually I'm a dumbass. The oven will decarboxylate it, but at heat it dissolves better if you don't want chunky brownies
>>702594586
There is no such thing as a half Windsor. The "half Windsor" is the Windsor, and the "Windsor" is the double Windsor. Lrn2tie
>>702594882
[code] print fuck you [code]
>>702579315
complete bs
a candle puts out a finite amount of btu's
about 4x more costly than using electricity. and this makes the candle put out more carbon monoxide
>>702595368
Finally, someone uses the phrase "exercising your rights" without being one of those sovereign citizen fuckwits.
>>702595814
It's natural selection, because anyone who has been on the Internet for 5 minutes, or been on 4chan for 30 seconds knows to double or even triple check "facts" or instructions involving chemicals or machinery.
>>702601674
Cannabisbutter is easier. Just mix weed with organic peanut butter (the gourmet kind that has oil floating on top of the jar) and bake in oven at low temp. Spread it on bread or whatever and eat.
>>702601824
Would this also work with say Natural Ice cans? Pabst Blue Ribbon is like rich mans beer.
>>702602653
Look it up dipshit, don't just blah blah your opinion.
>>702597648
I do believe that just about anyone claiming to have been on in 2003 is just called a "liar." Even moot isn't on 4chan anymore.
bump
>>702602653
I googled candle terra cotta pot and there are thousands of pics of them...
>>702576954
just stream it
I want to go get a cactus and do this, too
>>702602653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
>>702579397
Have bought it off eBay several times with no issues and kickass results.
>>702603426
He did look it up. It just doesn't work. At the very best, you'll need 6 or so to heat anything but a small room
>>702604045
well good for you. many people dont understand science
bampy bump
>>702604245
i dont know how to stream things and i dont have any cactus yet
Anyone got that guide on inducing miscarriages?
also a tip: buy a pack of gum to appear more friendly and social, especially offering them to your classmates or coworkers
good bread
>>702602254
the freezer thing only works for like an hour on gloves.
>>702575993
This isnt how to make cocaine. This looks more like to make nitric acid
>>702572213
Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkems!
>>702576651
only works if you have a lot of fat wouldn't recommend for rib showing people
needs more practical anon life hacks
>> picture related
>>702588534
>Drink Bong Water!
>Eat Resin!
I'd rather not honestly
>>702591884
Re read it anon
MOAR PLZ
>>702590895
classic
>>702584902
pretty sure this will get lodged deep in someone's ass and puncture the intestine.
>>702597648
shit nigger, i am just barely an old fag
>>702575447
That's just genius
>>702597648
newfag here checkin' in
>>702607097
who the fuck is bort
Bumping
>>702608762
>who the fuck is bort
omfg gtfo u newfig lol
bump
>>702575993
No, this changes the coke chemically so it is n longer water soluble; it is now 'crack'.
>>702602254
>If theres something you really need to remember the next day, put a weird object in a weird place. It helps you to remember anything by triggering your memory.
Or OR YOU COULD JUST WRITE YOURSELF A FUCKING NOTE. JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST.
>>702575993
Miller's experiment apparently takes 4.5 billion years to make cocaine.
>>702609348
But all you need is some citric acid and it's injectable again. Just like heroin. And pure. The process of making crack purifies it of all the faggoty adulterants it's been stepped on with.
>>702585090
kek
>>702597938
so far almost all detained or killed terrorists in france, were citizens of france, belgium and other european countries. the majority of refugees are women and children (80%ish). their men died fighting or stayed behind to fight for a better day. these wannabe-sherlocks who post pictures next to each other after "thorough investigation", resulting in : islam = cancer, are pathetic. I am not a muslim and I don't agree with some muslims and think they are just sheeplets with all their fasting and several prayers per day worship. but you can't label all cult folowers evil if less than 1 % of them are evil. people call americans stupid, fat and crazy mass shooters for the same reason, mexicans rapists and murderers. blacks ghetto niggaz, etc. we should call white people slavedrivers and racists due to KKK, child molesters because of the catholic church, and inbreds because of rednecks.
generalising is stupid and i am guilty myself for doing it i guess - not visiting USA ever because of all the police state shithole situation. obviously the shootings happen very rarely, but it's my own fear of death, like not going to France, Turkey or Egypt or anywhere near middle east at the moment, where Isis presence is noted (thanks USA for ISIS btw) . not taking any rirsks.
and fuck your grammar autisms. not capitalising letters.
Exceptional thread
>>702611587
Edit: also refugees go through a very thorough checks now and up to 18 months of investigations before they are allowed officially to join the public in US or proper EU countries.
>>702597648
damn on that old/newfag edge. 07 here
>>702609485
this,
A weird object in a weird place may trigger your cleanup response and you just put it away automatically. Not everyone is an anxious overthinker who tries to understand, Why was it put there? everytime they tidy up.
OP here, what the actual fuck is going on? I started this thread hours ago for a few extra images in my collection. I've been out, had a meal and watched a film and it's still going, jesus christ guys.
>>702609485
Actually there's some wisdom in it. For men anyway. Men evolved to be hunters. Hunters need to know a lot about their territory, so a lot of your brainpower is dedicated to memorizing your environment. If you want to remember something, associate it with your surroundings.
>>702588534
i feel like alot of people fell for 2-4, but i am wondering if the first one is true.
>>702594764
And they didn't even have over under lacing on there.
>>702595604
mac user?
>>702590895
I'm not seeing anything I don't think this is real.
>>702612701
/b/ is slow and dying
thx 4 bread though
>>702611587
>(thanks USA for ISIS btw)
And no one else. Uh uh, nope, no way. Britain, and France had nothing to do with how their former colonies turned to shit due to their policies while ruling, and then just abandoning them when shit fell apart. Nope, the USA alone is to blame.
>>702572138
do achuma instead,tastes slightly better and feels like mdma,full body orgasm and a cheery mind,san pedros more calm and melancholic in my experiance
>>702597467
thx needed this
>>702588534
>Eating weed
>Drinking bong water
>Eating resin
1 and 2 might be true, not sure. Anyone else know if they are plausible?
>>702601824
This absolutely works and there are a variety of different methods to making a burner from cans. Good instructions can be found on Youtube.
I've made several.
Anyone have the one with the computer anti forensics?
>>702613341
Eating it is, if prepared correctly. You can't just eat raw bud and expect anything from it.
>>702601733
Found the nigger
>>702572138
useful like this?
>>702580762
nice one, thanks!!!
>>702613259
No problem man
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>>702599800
chk'dem
>>702575432
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>>702600573
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>>702613341
When I was in high school, and we rolled joints we'd have the stems left over. Chewing on stems works if your iffy on the matter, not such in intense taste, helps you get spit back in your mouth, and yes does add a bit more power to a high. I've never drank bong water, but I've seen many people use teas, sodas or beer as the liquid and drinking that later, helps with the taste I'm told.
>>702576236
This fucking stupid neckbeard shit.
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>>702601894
>$50 brownie
I'm not made of money, will it work well with less? 3.5 seems like alot
>>702615513
>$50 for 3.5g
>where do you live
>>702613530
>niggers know how to shut their stupid fucking mouths
Did you look in a mirror or something, fag?
>>702615408
Eating it won't do shit for the high. You need to burn it for it to actually do anything. Drank bong water once makes you throw up. Just think about it. It's there to filter out everything you don't want. Then you drink it all anyway but very concentrated...
>>702615856
Pennsylvania
could somebody post guide about crafting blasting machine?
