Let's get a useful thread going. Hardly ever see these anymore but I used to love them.
this is a great thread and i would love to contribute but all of the cool stuff i had was on my old laptop and cba to get it out and charge it etc
i used to have recipes for mustard gas and some other cool shit
if i start to see more of these threads knocking about ill get my old lappy out and post some stuff
but I can give you a pic of katy perry eating a big mac
i am this guy
i can easily tell you how to make a piss disc prank people
1 piss on a plate
2 put it in freezer
3 take plate of frozen piss
4 remove piss disc
5 slide under someones door
this way the pranked person wakes up with a puddle of piss in their room
>"trannies" are below 4 on the crazy axis.
Anon I am trans and I wouldn't even go that far.
So, this is just how to compact it?
How do get cocaine? :^)
You could make it.
>cut off green edges(they contain like 90+% of the alks)
>chop into small pieces (think 1/2cm x 1/2cm)
>freeze and thaw 3x
>crock pot 24 hours
I've fucked around with San Pedro quite a bit.
the closest thing i can compare it to is a MDMA body buzz with visuals.
i had tons more cooking ones but had to get a new hdd oh well
Moar San Pedro Tips:
>fast for a day before
>the peruvians would trip at midnight in total darkness(i like to trust established methods in that they have already been optimized)
>50%75ish% of Mescaline is passed through your urine unchanged
Damn Jews cropping the word Nigger out
not that i can think of, can't say i've tried though. you gotta plan and limit your water intake to lower the liquid:alk ratio.
yeah, san pedro is pretty fucking terrible tasting. the freeze & thaw stages helps the texture by leaps and bounds
"San Pedro" cactus has mescaline with was made made illegal in 1970 and is categorized as a Schedule I hallucinogen
so good luck finding it in wallmart, like 90% of this "life hacks" are bullshits
payote is small enough you can just eat the buttons. not likely many people would trip off payote anymore though, it's too rare and takes so long to grow that people just collect and eat san pedro
I got these two links for you. They will be deleted tomorrow, so add them to your DB or dl them. Enjoy.
It's real, but not this.
I have a few, will contribute to you my /b/ros
>just eat the buttons
This can't be stressed enough. If you go out hunting peyote and find it, don't yank the whole cactus up by the roots, like an inconsiderate imbecile. The buttons are what you want. The buttons, and only the fucking buttons.
>it's too rare
There's a reason for that. See above.
Yesterday I was out with my gf, sorry /b/ro
dont do this it will kill you...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
it produces chloramine gas and chlorine gas. Both of these gasses are bad for your health and can cause health problems. Only extreme and long term exposure will kill you, however. Chlorine gas can cause irritation to airways, eyes, and skin. Long term effects include sore throat, coughing, burning of the eyes and skin, temporary blindness, and difficulty breathing. Chloramine gas can also cause irritation to eyes and airways, but also can cause a buildup of liquid in the lungs.
>You just made Spaghetti Carbonara
/ck/ would like a word
yeah, its a troll thing from back in the days...some kid nearly died from it, i know you shouldnt trust faggots on here but please dont die cause of some other faggot being an asshole
poor people thing. When I worked as a correctional officer for troubled youth that was a big thing. Every male youth was a self proclaimed "sneaker head." Had to make sure you had the right laces for the look you want. The more absurd the more looks and props you get.
In my state they pay for new shoes every 6 months or so, so it kind of makes sense. It was one thing they could all have a hobby around because they could all afford it.
I wish i had the screen cap of the kid who ended up in hospital from trying this but i never saved it, i do remember it though
DO NOT MAKE THOSE FUCKING CRYSTALS YOU WILL BASICALLY KILL YOURSELF
ITT: NO TROLLS FFS.... -.-
there is a difference between natural selection and not being educated about what chemicals to not mix together, your an idiot for even calling that natural selection, to be honest i think you should really look up what natural selection is because what you said was just too autistic for me to not laugh, i think you may actually have some kind of mental illness or something
>heat in a crockpot with the oil you're gonna make brownies with.
>-The heat is necessary to decarboxylate (activate) it.
>-I dunno what temp, but vaporizers need 95C to work & create vapor so try to stay just under that.
>-Alternatively, just dump vaped bud in your oil
So! one way or another, you now have oil. Use this to make brownies, following the recipe on the box. I'd recommend as fudgy as you can find for the mix - it covers flavor better
The last things pigs care about hearing about is your rights. The right to remain silent is one far too many people don't take advantage of, and that's how they get tazed, or shot in face.
I've got a few of these saved from years ago. Commencing dump. Can't verify truth/helpfulness of all of these
You need to make weed butter.
3.5 ounces of mid to high grade weed
1 stick of butter
Maintain this ratio if you need more or less.
Clean and grind the weed well
Melt the butter over medium heat
Add the weed and let simmer for 20 minutes
Remove from heat and strain through a fine mesh strainer. Cheesecloth works too, but you lose some butter due to absorption
Let "budder" cool
You use the budder in place of butter in any recipe you want to get high from.
Best of luck and have fun anon
>harmful intestinal bateria
pick one. It's beneficial and your body has literally evolved to take advantage of it. This is why white blood cells leave it the fuck alone.
It's natural selection, because anyone who has been on the Internet for 5 minutes, or been on 4chan for 30 seconds knows to double or even triple check "facts" or instructions involving chemicals or machinery.
Cannabisbutter is easier. Just mix weed with organic peanut butter (the gourmet kind that has oil floating on top of the jar) and bake in oven at low temp. Spread it on bread or whatever and eat.
>Drink Bong Water!
I'd rather not honestly
>If theres something you really need to remember the next day, put a weird object in a weird place. It helps you to remember anything by triggering your memory.
Or OR YOU COULD JUST WRITE YOURSELF A FUCKING NOTE. JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST.
But all you need is some citric acid and it's injectable again. Just like heroin. And pure. The process of making crack purifies it of all the faggoty adulterants it's been stepped on with.
so far almost all detained or killed terrorists in france, were citizens of france, belgium and other european countries. the majority of refugees are women and children (80%ish). their men died fighting or stayed behind to fight for a better day. these wannabe-sherlocks who post pictures next to each other after "thorough investigation", resulting in : islam = cancer, are pathetic. I am not a muslim and I don't agree with some muslims and think they are just sheeplets with all their fasting and several prayers per day worship. but you can't label all cult folowers evil if less than 1 % of them are evil. people call americans stupid, fat and crazy mass shooters for the same reason, mexicans rapists and murderers. blacks ghetto niggaz, etc. we should call white people slavedrivers and racists due to KKK, child molesters because of the catholic church, and inbreds because of rednecks.
generalising is stupid and i am guilty myself for doing it i guess - not visiting USA ever because of all the police state shithole situation. obviously the shootings happen very rarely, but it's my own fear of death, like not going to France, Turkey or Egypt or anywhere near middle east at the moment, where Isis presence is noted (thanks USA for ISIS btw) . not taking any rirsks.
and fuck your grammar autisms. not capitalising letters.
Edit: also refugees go through a very thorough checks now and up to 18 months of investigations before they are allowed officially to join the public in US or proper EU countries.
A weird object in a weird place may trigger your cleanup response and you just put it away automatically. Not everyone is an anxious overthinker who tries to understand, Why was it put there? everytime they tidy up.
OP here, what the actual fuck is going on? I started this thread hours ago for a few extra images in my collection. I've been out, had a meal and watched a film and it's still going, jesus christ guys.
Actually there's some wisdom in it. For men anyway. Men evolved to be hunters. Hunters need to know a lot about their territory, so a lot of your brainpower is dedicated to memorizing your environment. If you want to remember something, associate it with your surroundings.
And they didn't even have over under lacing on there.
>(thanks USA for ISIS btw)
And no one else. Uh uh, nope, no way. Britain, and France had nothing to do with how their former colonies turned to shit due to their policies while ruling, and then just abandoning them when shit fell apart. Nope, the USA alone is to blame.
do achuma instead,tastes slightly better and feels like mdma,full body orgasm and a cheery mind,san pedros more calm and melancholic in my experiance
When I was in high school, and we rolled joints we'd have the stems left over. Chewing on stems works if your iffy on the matter, not such in intense taste, helps you get spit back in your mouth, and yes does add a bit more power to a high. I've never drank bong water, but I've seen many people use teas, sodas or beer as the liquid and drinking that later, helps with the taste I'm told.
>niggers know how to shut their stupid fucking mouths
Did you look in a mirror or something, fag?
Eating it won't do shit for the high. You need to burn it for it to actually do anything. Drank bong water once makes you throw up. Just think about it. It's there to filter out everything you don't want. Then you drink it all anyway but very concentrated...