Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Maybe the magazine is their stomach. Literally can't fight on an empty stomach
wew forgot the fun i could have with smite
anyways im back
what is everyone up to?
Being comfy in bed. (01;41 here)
Sold my pc with a custom waterloop to a mate of mine. Was a 2hr drive. Im so exhausted ;_;
Now that im in bed and alone with my thoughts i get kinda sad and afraid i wont achieve things that i want to achieve. Feels bad man.
Also. Claimed. Again.
Have fun with league.
Ah, I do remember that. I just assumed you were claiming Ran instead of Chen.
You're not easily entertained, are you?
That was an awful time for everyone involved.
I'm telling you this would have never happened under Snacks' rule!
But Galil is best girl!
Probably going to go jerk off in a minute, other than that nothing.
Get er done!
Oh lol right
Nigga Im a manlet
About to play some Destiny
Why you sell pc? What are you trying to achieve?
Please, what does Galil have on the swordfighting babe that'd die in a glorious battle for you?
2 second man
i love how open you are about that
good luck i will send you my powers
feeling better about it again or are you going to start flaming the thread in a few minutes?
whats up man
I have to fap 9 times before bed and its already 7pm
Yo what the fuck
I just watched the new episode
good to be back after a way to long hike, a mouth-breathing, window-licking moron of a car salesman and a lost credit card. once again i am comfy
Hey Ginko, doing fine? I guess you liked Nostalgia for Infinity.
Oh look, music from my country that I didn't know of.
I just realized it's 3 am and that I need to work tomorrow
You can also get a tacticool stock for it, if you're gay.
Don't even, nigga
Well, its the internet, you can't stop me and its true
I hate Destiny so much tbh
God damn I hate this. I have homework due on Tuesday and my professor is over in fucking Budapest so I can't ask him for clarification.
Ive built a new pc. And i went way overboard with it now that i think about it. Ah well, too late now. Installing custom loop when amd vega comes out.
What im trying to achieve depends on my mood. When im motivated/energetic i feel i can take on the world. I have plenty of business ideas so theres a lot of potential.
Call me crazy, but id like to own several businesses. Own one of those 300ft mega yachts. Private island with a small-ish castle. Have a comfy cabin (with internet obv.) Somewhere in the snowy north.
But when i crawl into bed i just... dunno man. Id be happy being a neet.
Atleast ive got kongou. Also my most played ship on world of warships obviously.
looking pretty rad
this took your sanity right?
id say worth
im not saying i want to stop you
i just am suprised about it
It's all the same, really
>one tail vs nine tails
Try me, bitch
If man has no honesty, is he a man?
>35 rounds vs 0 rounds
Try me, bitch
Sorry to cut things short, didn't expect to have to leave this early.
Yeah, found out about it after Homura told me that Candy Claws had become Sound of Ceres.
Hey, I'm doing alright. I definitely love the album, thanks for informing me of its existence.
have you gotten high up the japanese BB line. you wouldn't mind awfully to give me a tip for the nagato, i'm struggling a bit with it?
I love and hate Destiny
The fuck is he doing there?
Everyone got their goals, no matter how big or small. Work on it brah, nothings impossible
Yeah at the cost of some of my sanity, I'm just missing the titan version which I wont have time, seeing this is the last weekend for tirals of osiris. it wont return til the 30th after the new expantion but it wil have different armor sets
>Plays with hair
Why do people afk in the first few minutes of a game but not disconnect!
You'll need a lot more than 35
oh, is that good or bad?
you up to anything?
wow man, deep
i guess i am not really a man then
huh i didnt know desntiny did that kind of events
pretty cool then. you excited for the iron king?
>i believe thats what its called
hair? someone said hair?
He's over there for a cyber security conference with NATO I think.
Angle yourself, stay at about 14 km. Also, get the second hull as soon as you can. It's the only way I've had any real success.
Then I'll get a few 65 rounders, or the ARM or maybe even the Galatz.
I will admit though, tails are nice.
>TFW you will never have a 9 tailed kitsune gf to cuddle with in the winter
Frantastic being overlooked
Oh, forgot to answer.
I don't have a favourite song of all time, I can't really pick one. Hope I do not disappoint.
I'd say more bad than good
I'm trying out Neverwinter, it's very very meh
well Galil will be a nine-tails
in like 890 years
Short but sweet. How was your day?
Such fluff much wow
Secondary builds don't work super well with her anymore, especially since the German BBs are far better for that. Believe me, that was my idea for her as well.
So it seems
I am crii
No problem dude, it is hard to decide for me also
oh that sucks
yea i am not a big mmo fan why does this one not appeal to you?
i think a see a cutie over there
well, ill just ride it out until the amagi then. guess i'll go back the the whole "be a dick, but from really far away" approach that the kongo and the fuso taught me
They're just intimidated~
>TFW she will be outdated by then
Thanks fam. Will need it. Its a long road to walk and i hope i have the power to finish it.
Anyway, what about the following:
A vr waifu program/game. Add more content/functionality as dlc... wonder how big the waifu market is. I cant find any developer working on something like this :(
Nagato has shitty armor, is pretty fast and has brutal gins if the shells manage to land. She was a painful grind and the kancolle version managed to motivate me enough to get through it.
Angle yourself, keep a good distance and AP it all, exception being destroyers ofc, they are like paper. Just like the other anon said you should get hull upgrade asap, really changes her overall performance.
You're having a bad time playing League? Heh. It gets pretty boring after you find the same type of people, again and again. You should just play for for, and not care about the game at all, because it isn't the last game you'll ever play, so don't worry. The worst thing is that you're losing your time.
Pretty fun and intresting, I guess.
How about yours, if you don't mind the question?
Rise of Iron is hype AF dude, flaming axes and wolves!
Destiny has some events, mainly the weekend PvP being Trials of Osiris and the monthly Iron Banner
Don't lose faith brother, life finds a way or be the first of its kind
typical stuff really, work is terrible, no qt etc.
Neverwinter is pretty limiting in what you can do
she'll be outdated in a month
Maybe, I am spoopy
Afkers man, the pain is real
It was moist and long. ~
Too popular to approach
Mines been a little wet <3
i dont really know what all it means but the critics are hyped for it as well
is there only pvp in the weekend? kinda weird
i actually didnt know all this, game seems more alive than i thought
ah sucks, seems like a lot of people have that problem here.
in what way is it limiting compared to say WoW, since i played that
Id rather just see your boipussy
If the AK can last 70 years and still be going just as strong as any other gun, she can go one or two hundred.
>It was moist and long
So far it was great and hopefully it will stay that way. I'm just curious about why you deleted me.
So do I, glad we agree that Cat is cute.
Don't max range snipe, optimal range is different for each ship. Kongou had a sweet spot of about 16 km, Nagatos is about 14km. Stay at about that range, and don't show your broadside often if you can help it.
Hey there Cat.
There's casual pvp, I ment for the event were levels actually matterm where's in casual pvp everything is normalized
Thanks bro. Tomorrow is another day filled with chances. Anyway, battery is dying so i'm out for tonight. Thanks for the talk. Cya next time i suppose. Maybe. Probably.
So it seems
>I'd rather just see your boi pussi
W E W
>never played WoW
so there's that
I'd have more confidence if your waifu was an M2, thing's over 80 years old
I slept for most of the day tbh
How is your day going for you?
The sky is like a bad dream and the earth is in cahoots
Why do you care?
Just, I dunno. Play something that is focused on one versus one type of game, like SC2, you'll not get AFKs in there.
Because is better this way?
I'm happy everything is going your way.
Yeah, it's really damn annoying.
HOLY SHIT ITS KAGAMI!
AFK people in league
True, but I like team games: supporting and setting up plays
Tomoko is a beautiful girl. and yeah a little bit
The waves from the storm are pounding the shores.
So still good?
you really dont
i mean it, you dont
if your new nickname is cat, sure
oh okay i see. thats a bit more logical
oh.. well damn i thought everyone had played it atleast for abit. its free the first 20 lvls but okay
what game are you comparing to it then? because you know a game with less boundries i assume
I wasn't being impersonated, You are probably thinking of the time I asked what "waste of energy" was supposed to mean.
I still want an answer.
cmon it was a typo
but thats good, took a nap? or got some of that sweet popcorn?
Just have a Serb assassinate him, then.
Why does she look like she's covered in wet soot?
/waifu/ gif queen.
I prefer no tails, thanks!
Trying out the sobriety thing for the next few weeks. Or at least I intend to.
Shit happens I'm afraid
Trials gets REALLY sweaty, sweatier than smash bros matches, that's why you see me be salty
Is it? I can't really see what did you win from doing it but alright.
I just woke up as well. Not doing much at the moment. Just need my dad to call me back so I can see if it's coolant, or just water in the radiator.
Wha? But I'm not cute, that doesn't make sense.
Couldn't be jealous cause other brothers worship her
Walk this earth for her, glory, I'm grateful
To be in her presence I try to stay faithful
well, alright. nothing rocket science-y, even i should be able to do this. at any rate, i have a recently bought car that needs to be taken care of and checked for faults. take care
Yukari, over and out
I like games that don't limit your weapon choice based on class
and give a wide skill variety
and a damn dodge
Don't lie, you love the fluff
Is it folded 1000 times?
But i answered it beautiful.
>sweatier than smash bros matches
son i dont think thats possible,
whats so hard about them though?
who did i see then?
yea im sure it was you and my eyes dont lie, i eat carrots everyday
are these lyrics?
i thought you were more of a link kinda guy
i know but she is cute. and i layed around for a bit and started to feel a little better
If you like team games then you must expect this kind of behaviour from some people.
You tell me.
The weekend was fine.
I'm a little bit of both.
Having fun with waiting?
I'm playing Deus Ex: Mankind Divided at the moment
Bought it this morning
Pretty fun at the moment
Yes but the walls are weakening for the pounding.
*grows to size of building*
nothing personnel baka
No. That's gross. If you like 2hu, though, have you heard of Demetori? He does a lot of remixes, and they're good, for the most part.
How are you?
I am crii then
Glorious nippon steel, folded a million times
Imagine this, you want the best of the best weapons that'll dominate no problem?
Guess how you get it..
9-0 flawless in trials of Osiris, NO SINGLE LOSE
On top of that, people will insanely tryhard with the most meta weapons AND the father you go into your flawless, the better odds you get paired with laggy Brazilian people thus fucking you and all your progress towards flawless
*Cuts through like butter*
Yare yare daze
>Leaves while mentioning a car
You fucking tease!
Probably saw Felix. That's my guess. It certainly wasn't me.
Not particularly. It's a super simple question and it's all I need to know. Throw some in, top off the oil, and that'd be that.
Ohhh, sounds fun. Didn't you fall asleep this morning though?
Tell you what? You're not making much sense, you did say it was better this way so you should be able to explain why.
It seems to me that you're extremely ironic and care too much about something silly.
Yeah I fell asleep, but I bought it before i did
If you're wondering, i bought it digitally
*turns into mist, nullifying your foolish swipe*
That's why they call it the immaterial and missing power, ara ara
Why are you trying to hurt me, though? Think about it while I go to the gym.
never heard of him, though i'm not exactly ultra weeb levels of dedication for it
But how does it compare to the glorious German Steel that is the MG42?
Happy labor day weekend, waifus
I hope you guys are having a good sunday
The flood walls are overflowing.
I'm fine too.
I came on mostly to greet you and miho. I'm not that talkative feeling tonight sorry.
Sleep well beautiful
oh i see, that is with a lot games i believe
i mean limted weapons and such, its a common thing to do
i think eso doesnt have that right?
i guess thats true, always want to watch watamote when you post
oh damn i didnt realise it was common
i love that guy, that album is godlike
oh damn thats rough as fuck
i guess no game has good matchmaking
but you did it right, thats pretty sick
huh, thats weird because felix isnt cute
yea im 100% sure it was you
You have a delicious bounty on your head
*Tightens hot topic spikey cuffs*
Why don't you come and find out~
So long as dedicated servers cease to exist, we're always going to have shit connections
But not every other game!
Hope classes go well for ya
Ohhhh that makes more sense then.
Volvos are pretty alright. Don't see many of them around here though.
What kind is it?
What are talking about? Felix totally a cute!
I love Be. Beautiful album man!
I'm back from jerking off.
Right when I was about to finish my uncles friend banged on the door as hard as he could and asked if his keys were in there.
not sure, if it's anything like other elder scrolls it doesn't
sounds like fun
they brought some. and read the manga more of the same.
didnt that make finishing that much better?
Going to give my dog a bath and then vidya
See ya around
>Felix isn't cute
Envy is a sin Tsun Yun
Don't worry bb, Tsun Yun is just jealous
>Big ass bag of kettle corn
You lucky bastard
No, it ruined it.I'm still filled up and now I'm all soft.
Give doggo a kiss for me.
Also senpai, I ate some more food
i always heard the american servers were shit
on league for example its pretty bad
how is it for you and destiny?
we are talking about you
you start throwing felix in this
yea i remember playing it all day and night when it came out
shit galil, you have some horribel fapping sessions
yea i think its exactly like it actually
i heard it was free now maybe check it out?
damn i hate popcorn
enjoy it though
you up to anything?
you think he is cute? i dunno he is weird looking
perhaps its envy but perhaps its just my shitty taste
>looks through yuno album
wait no my taste is amazing
i know fair is in town family brought me back some
nothing really. may play rwby with some people im in skype with
I know, its every fucking time.
Also Felix is a top tier qt, you're crazier than your waifu
Why didn't you go to the fair?
Fuck off ya wanker
I'll also let him know when I get to your house and shove a cactus up your ass
Did you feel any better?
Can't be talking about me though!
They were. Both a 2.4 diesel, and a 2.4 turbo diesel I6. Looks like a solid car, is it the 4 speed or the 5 speed?
>Or is it a filthy autotragic?
play? you mean watch?
or is it a game as well and i am a retard?
maybe look for some better private place?
i always like the childrens playground
i mean not really, he is the worst trap i have ever seen
we can start though
what are you up to cutie?
>this time it was you
Yes, my stomach isn't hurting anymore
nobody to go with.
rwby grimm eclipse its on steam
its not a diesel. i mean i would be able to tell a diesel volvo out. and no it's not an auto. i am having idea about turning it into a nig-rig rally car.
and after a little looking around, i think its an B6254 something- something. i don't think it could be anything else. i might even have 180 hp
I'd rather not commit a felony, felons can't own guns
He's not that good of a trap, but that's part of the appeal to me
I go to the carnival and fair and shit by myself all the time, I fucking love them.
Also, your family went, you should have gone with them.Stop being lazy and leaving yourself out of the fun, your life would be 100x better if you would do things.
oh i didnt know that
what kind of game is it?
look who is the pussy now
eh, thats kinda weird but to each his own i guess
just dont tell me you are the kind of guy who believes traps arent gay because muh feminine penis
Absolutely nothing at the moment. It appears I was misinformed last night, and a Rotary ISN'T a bad daily driver. The person that was telling me that stuff was just a lying cunt.
>I am not cute!
I knew 2 bagels wasn't enough.
No records of an engine swap? Seems a tad odd if it had one and you weren't made aware of it.
>Nig-rig rally car
Ohhhh man, gotta keep me updated on that!
Nothing much to be honest a little demoralizing losing so many league games. I might play some warships or axis&allies.
No its gay as shit, but whatever. Feminine penis is a terrible meme as well.
Cute little dicks are nice though
i dont know. it is a small one anyways that doesnt really change.
like a hack and slash kind of thing
dude, this was the niggest volvo in the state.
it had two different kinds of extra lights (most likely becuse the normal lights are mostly dead), the rims looks sorta like the ones you would find on an E30 M3. BBS RS i think? rear suspension is fucked harder than a thai whore the day after the navy left.
it has no manual, the service book is... well... interesting. oh, and the seats are very likely not from even the same decade as the rest of the car
but hell, its exiting at least