Police hate thread
I am really getting sick of dealing with the cops /b/
They're abusers of power with inferiority complex
1312 death to the pigs
>>702562167
You sick fuck. Hope you die in pain.
op is brain washed black person confirmed
What seems to be the problem, faggot?
I'm white, dude.
I don't deserve this. That's why i'm mad
>>702562167
It's absolutely astonishing how retarded you are. I am truly amazed. I hope the moment when some one breaks into your house to kill you and a loved one they don't come.
>>702562167
>They're abusers of power with inferiority complex
and what are you?
no need to answer that, this is some really smelly bait
>>702562167
>inferiority complex
You cant even argue right
>>702562167
If you have problems with cops in general, you are the problem.
>>702562167
There is no better sign of an immature youngfag than hating cops and their country.
>>702562167
Fucking god damn it i hate HVAC workers constantly installing furnaces and putting up ductwork.
They're honestly sick every last one of them has some sort of OCD problem
Blue lives matter.
>>702562167
Stop being a nigger.
>>702562167
#feelthebern
https://youtu.be/wEKviJYIlJ4
>>702562167
Back to hoodvines.com nigger
>>702562167
GUYS please do not reply to this thread. It is a bait thread. I don't know about you guys but i keep seeing threads like this where the OP posts something to argue about and then never replies to anyone. Something about it is fishy
>>702562167
they're just doing their job retard. if you want to hate someone hate the people that wont change the laws you like to break
>>702562167
You're a nigger aren't you?
>>702563867
Fuck off all you pig lovers. Every single person who works in law enforcement has mental problems. Prove me wrong... you can't.
Sounds like a bunch of fags swingin on pig nuts. Ftp, 90 percent of them deserve nothing short of a good ass whoopin
>>702563767
Hey fuck you. I keep people warm in the winter and cool in the summer, I work outside next to pools where teen girls swim, I work in houses of trophy wives while their husbands are at work, I get blowjobs from single mothers who want a discount. Life's good.
>>702564376
Prove yourself right first
Pro tip
You can't
>>702564376
yup and then everyone replies to you and you dont say shit. whats your real motive here guy?
>>702562167
Congratulations. You are an anarchist. Now it's time to read books;
>>702562167
fuck off
>Don't care about minorities at all
>Police putting them down like they are cleaning up stray dogs.
>>702564615
I don't see anything wrong being done in these pictures tho...
>>702564615
yes why would you hate the people doing the job and not the person giving the order?
>>702564493
sheeeit do you actually? i've never gotten blowjobs at this job but then again i dont own the business
>>702562715
Implying blacks have a brain to wash
>>702564673
He's pretending to be cool and edgy
anti-antifa 1488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcJTfgIoCKA
>>702564615
Fucking cops
>>702564882
It helps if you are polite but commanding, in shape, and not fuck ugly. Also, never EVER actually give them a discount. If you do side work don't accept anything but cash, a paper trail will get you fired.
>>702564752
https://youtu.be/jq3H1QZlct0
The police in my town were recently caught bullying a guy with autism on fb with fake accounts. They also made death threats to a city councilman that said they were acting as thugs, idk where he even lives anymore. Im white and ive had 2 cops point there guns at me. Once when i was 17 fishing at night and again this year when somebody called my car in stolen. Fuck the police, I can protect myself against everyone but them.
>>702562167
nigger spotted
don't mind us, just executing a warrant at the wrong address
>>702562167
It's common sense keep your hands where they can be seen obey commands don't get shot.
>>702562167
>Being so mad about being caught doing something illegal by the police that you start a hate thread on a Cantonese basket weaving image board.
All cops are racists
>>702565200
Da fuck
>>702565139
fucking niggers
>>702565386
Did they really handcuffed a little girl? Holy shit this is so retarded.
>>702562167
OP is like "HURR DURR I'M A STUPID NIGGER" "THEY GAVE ME A SPEEDING TICKET" "HE SHOT A DINDU" "HURR DURR"
go fuck yourself. you'll want the police when you need them faggot.
>>702565609
>Did they really handcuffed
why do people talk like this? it's "did they really HANDCUFF a little girl". you talk like a fucking ten year old nigger, kill yourself
>>702565780
Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of the population falls below that standard.
>>702562167
If you niggers would stop causing trouble, stealing shit and destryoing stuff, cops wouldn't get pissed.
>hurr durr i made dem crimes but don wun to go to prison
Nigga, follow the law, cooperate with law enforcemt and nobody will get hurt.
>>702564819
Because they chose to become a police officer.
By become a police officer you are choosing to becoming a pawn for your superiors in exchange for power and moral immunity for your actions.
You may have carried out the actions of your own free will, but you were just doing your job.
>>702565209
maybe the problem is you
>>702565780
I like your punctuation and capitalization. What middle school did you flunk out of?
>>702565422
>a Cantonese basket weaving image board
this really isn't funny. i'm not laughing just smh tbh
>>702565522
UK ad campaign, it's people doing shit wrong because they can't see properly, then they say "Should have gone to Specsavers", that being an opticians.
It's basically become a UK-wide meme.
>>702565918
'ol doc here is pretty fucking stupid. he's just that little bit more intelligent about rationalizing his stupidity.
It seems like /b/ is filled with a bunch of coplovers. That's a damn shame. Faggots. Cops harras people all the time and if your too blind to see the facts, you're a part of the fucking problem. You should end yourself.
Typical sheep.
They are PEOPLE who made his job right, and PEOPLE who made his job wrong, thats all. Its pretty ridiculous the typical comment ''durrrrr cops abusers durrr''. I knew cops than did their job professionally and cops who are retards, like on every single job. Don be a sheep just cause you look cool saying ''COPS FUCKING PIGS etc etc''.
>>702565918
they are tricked into thinking it's a job to be proud of and a good job by the people giving orders. don't hate people for being dumb. hate the people who manipulate the idiots
>>702562167
Why is there a nigger on here?
>>702565386
Fucking Ameritards
>got an arrest warrant out for an adult
>get a dozen of your buddies armed to the fucking teeth
>bust into the wrong fucking house
>arrest a child
This is why you are the meme of the world, America.
>>702562167
I dont break the fucking law and I dont encounter problems with the police. Pretty sure you just need to stop being a typical nigger/wigger and you'll be fine
>>702565918
Holy shit, thanks dr higgs, always very objetive and straight to the point. The world is always black and white, mr higgs! Thanks!
>>702566198
nah mate you probably havent had a run in with a power tripping police officer before because there are a lot of them
>>702565139
Brainwashed>>702565780
Leave the the retarded alone
>>702562715
nah you are just a bootlicker who loves to be ruled over by an evil elite
>>702566022
>implying anyone gives a fuck about the most inbred nation.
When I was young a wanted to become a police... but niggers ruined it for me . FUCK BLM
>>702563495
most people never ever need them
>>702562167
don't be a retard and get caught you fucking brain-dead cunt.
>>702565922
Your right, I forgot how illegal fishing is in Oklahoma and that in doing so i was threatening the officers life. And I also agree that it takes 9 cop cars and 3 cops pointing ARs in my face to find out that my car was mine.
If the % of the public who are fucking idiots, weren't fucking idiots, we actually wouldn't need Police.
Ever though about that?
>>702565780
I think that's a rhetorical question m8.
>>702565918
lol who the fuck cares about bobby higgs
fee fee's?
>>702566132
How incredibly insightful of you.
Calling somone stupid isn't an argument.... you degenerate dim wit
>>702565437
Actually its been proven scientifically that even black officers are more prone to shooting black suspects. The same is true with cops of other races, they are also more prone to shooting black suspects.
I think it's a deep rooted sociological issue. At the end of the day, cops just need more training so they can handle themselves as professionals.
Also banning hand guns would make their job more safe. Unlike the rest of the world, in the USA it is a very high chance the person you're chasing has a hand gun.
The police in my town where busted with selling confiscated fire arms and drugs. Fuck those pieces of shit. They're criminals, just trying to find a way around the law
>>702562167
Doesn't matter what you think about cops.
Without them you'd likely be fucking dead.
>>702564819
I hate both
>>702566387
FUCK THE POLICE
i bet you never even killed anyone faget
>>702566198
your pic
le pigs
xD kek
fagg et
yll guys are newfasgss
check em numebr trips
just
In the war between cops and niggers, I'd rather cops win.
>>702566224
So I can't criticise pigs, because they think they are doing the right thing?
SS officers thought they were doing the right thing too.
>>702566544
>isn't an argument
It ain't supposed to be you fucking smelly poser! Haahaha. Give me some more insults, champ. Knock yourself out you fucking gobshite. You'd be the first pussy ass hoe to call the cops you hypocrite shitstain.
>>702566744
Amen
Dubs of truth
>>702566825
it's the same reason you can't criticize niggers. they don't know they're stupid animals.
>>702566744
in the war between niggers and niggers, i'd rather it be a stalemate with no survivors on either side.
>>702566318
They have to arrest/detain anyone when swatting.
If you think being in handcuffs means you're a criminal then you must be a underage faggot.
if so:
gtfo my /b/, pls
>>702566825
they were doing the right thing.
>>702562167
i was homeless for almost 5 years. and the cops were always pretty nice to me. even when they busted me doing illegal shit, like stealing food from stores or walking in between cars stopped at an intersection with a "homeless" sign.
>>702566825
>SS officers thought they were doing the right thing too.
go back to 9gag
>>702565922
Yeh I forgot demeanour and general personalities are a crime. Its not like all the words you say are covered by the first amendment or anything. Its not like reacting to somebody being pissed off makes you an unprofessional buffoon and unfit to do your job or anything like that
>Go the whole day without doing something illegal
>Never interact with the police
>>702566505
yeah sure. like those BLM protesters who were talking about killing them off hid behind them in Baton Rouge.
just fucking face it, you like to do bad things,but you're half retarded and get caught and expect no repercussions for you niggardly actions.
>>702566442
how did they ruin it for you?
>>702565386
>Multistory home
>Only show clearing of one side of first floor
You're gonna need to show some proof of what you claim, because that video in no way shows a search of the wrong home
>>702566547
You're also more likely to be shot by a black person so there's that.
>>702566547
>Actually its been proven scientifically
citation
>even black officers are more prone to shooting black suspects. The same is true with cops of other races, they are also more prone to shooting black suspects.
Or instead of jumping to "racism" maybe the black people are more likely to be involved in criminally dangerous activities which results in higher deaths by shooting.
>>702564141
You must be new here.
>>702566170
Nah, you're just a fag.
I've been to prison and still think they're just doing their job.
And every cop I met was pretty chill.
>inb4 nigger assrape
I'm not american.
>>702564702
getter is that you
>>702562167
>>702562167
liberal fag
>>702566825
yes. it's stupid to criticize someone for doing their job when that job is provided to them by someone who is worse. eliminate the job giver and you eliminate everyone under them
Amerisharts really are good brainwashed goys. These are the same niggers who claim to be "free", the same who swear they won't ever allow the gumbnment to break their rights, invade their privacy, etc. Lmao. Yes good goy, these officers are there for your safety.
>>702562167
The police are nothing but the biggest most well armed gang. They also happen to have military backing if shit gets real.
The government is a mafia, just one thats had control for hundreds of years.
You have to be retarded not to see this.
Doesn't matter if you are left wing, right wing, or liberal. None of these ideologies should accept the current state of affairs.
>>702565918
>By paying taxes you choose to monetarily support those making the laws
>Many laws are unjust or even cruel
>So every time you pay your taxes or sales tax you support those unjust laws and must be some kind of monster
>>702564615
I'm a police officer, and I find this really funny.
>>702562167
kill yourself my man
>>702563145
by that point it doesn't matter does it, you're already dead
>>702566869
https://youtu.be/FWBUl7oT9sA
>>702563636
blindly loving cops is the problem
>>702567483
yeaaaa fight the system!!!!
you're going to be the first faggot up against the wall when we purge the filth
>>702566716
Who is that? He looks damn familiar. Like from a movie or something.
>>702566518
Gotcha, cops should be able to read your mind.
You're such a nigger
>>702567520
prove it you fucking liar
>>702562167
I'd like to see some of you fucking pussy-ass bitches be a cop for just a day. You'd shit your panties and then have a nervous breakdown at the hate you get for doing what you're employed to do - that includes going out to potentially die every day.
If you don't want hastle, stop being a prick with an attitude and maybe not give a cop the excuse to pull you over.
>>702567136
I went to look at my citation. I remember reading that last year.
I googled it, and now there's a bunch articles talking about conflicting results.
The real literature is behind pay walls, so I can't see them.
So in other words, my post was accidental bullshit based on outdated info.
>>702563765
there is no better sign of a brainwashed uncritical retard than loving cops and their country.
All the worst shit ever done has been done in the name of nationalism. For the Riech, for Mother Russia, etc etc
>>702567445
britcuck tears
>>702567483
Go back to taking your meds
get the fuck off my board, underage faggot
>>702565918
Try again friend. Let me fix this for you
>By become an [Employee] you are choosing to becoming a pawn for your superiors in exchange for [a paycheck]
>>702567483
dindu nuffin
need money fo dem programz
>>702567486
There's a difference here,
I don't choose to pay taxes that go towards state violence, I am forced to.
Nobody however is being forced to join the police
>>702562167
BLM nigger detected
>>702567642
in order to 'purge the filth' you are going to have to kill 'good cops' faggot retard.
You are also going to have to 'fight the system' because it does not currently condone purging.
Jesus you're autistic as fuck
>>702567735
>So in other words, my post was accidental bullshit based on outdated info.
Don't worry anon. Credit to you for the honest reply.
>>702567860
meme meme meme, meme, meme meme I am faggot who can't think so I just meme
>>702567483
no shit, but what are you gonna do about it besides be a bitch about it?
>>702567661
If they can read my mind from sitting on my couch, i want my fucking pocket knife back. Assdicks.
you are all fags
Oh Lord! Poor man, that is someone's father. Who did that to him? I am thinking of becoming a cop myself just like my father and his father and his father did. Edgy scums such as yourself mean nothing to me, so go ahead and talk shits about cops who have been busting their behind for years protecting useless pussy keyboard/riot thugs who shamelessly telephoned them for protection.
>>702568101
Even me?
>>702567061
thats not most people is it. You named one specific brand of people, that isn't most people.
Reading comp 0/10
>>702564615
>Cops thread
>Posts picture of cops being corrupt
>Half of them aren't even cops
Bait.
ACAB
If you don`t hate cops then you're part of the problem.
The police are in place to protect the possessions of the upper class. Prove me wrong.
>>702567631
blindly hating cops is also a problem.
I guarantee you do some shady shit.
>>702562167
cops and soldiers are the same
>thought they were hot shit
>fail to get into college
>get off on having greater authority then the educated and being part of elite little club
>power-tripping-balls
>>702567483
Spotted the an cap
>>702567970
>0,02 shekels have been added to your account
>>702567970
>'good cops
You talking about the one who know about the corruption and do nothing or the ones who help the /b/ros in blue out with false reports?
>>702567061
no, I don't do bad things, but I've still been to jail.
You know what happens when a women says you hit her?
People believe her, no matter what.
Ever had somebody hit you with a bottle and then had the police arrest you for defending yourself with as little force as possible, then deliberately not record your bleeding, your smashed up property OR the statements of your room mates, just because some bitch was crying and lying?
You don't know shit, you are cucked who likes to be cucked by the long arm of the law
>>702568183
......look what it was replying to......
Dude. Without them you'd be a little bitch crying under your bed. I got this tatt at 17, did some years and lived outside the law and even I'm fucking happy that they're here for us. Most of you wouldn't last a frickin minute out there.
Also grew out of that shit and I'm gonna have it removed
>>702568183
>not knowing what a constabulary is
>>702568246
>no, I don't do bad things, but I've still been to jail.
>You know what happens when a women says you hit her?
>People believe her, no matter what.
>Ever had somebody hit you with a bottle and then had the police arrest you for defending yourself with as little force as possible, then deliberately not record your bleeding, your smashed up property OR the statements of your room mates, just because some bitch was crying and lying?
>You don't know shit, you are cucked who likes to be cucked by the long arm of the law
I REPEAT.
>>702568325
meme answer for a retard.
>>702567887
Leave the country. You are making the choice to stay and pay taxes. No one is stopping you from leaving, your argument is invalid
>>702568370
>/b/ros in blue
>>702568060
I am involved in many and various types of political activism
>>702568272
An Cap is a meme for faggots who haven't actually read anything and got their politics from the internet alone, mostly memes.
>>702567751
Lol. So it is all one extreme or the other? You ever hear of something called middle ground, retard? Way to sound like someone with the mentality of an edgy 16 year old.
Question: how many cop-haters itt identify as anarchists?
>>702563495
i even hate the cops when i need them, they suck at their job. Case and point.
>brother apartment gets robbed, retard cop shows up and instead of doing anything he harasses my brother about how he lives, blames him for the break in. we demand they send a technition to get the many obvious finger prints all over the place (the perp had dirty hands really obviou)
>the idiot cops says "u cant get finger prints off those posters"
Technition shows up, gets perfect finger prints off those posters.
>Fucking piggies dont know shit
fucking piggies prefer to blame the victim than do anything
>>702568407
Where's "out there"?
Hurr durr cops be killing us
we wuz kingz
>>702568542
>No one is stopping you from leaving
yeh right like poster doesn't have a family or a job or any of that shit, where are they going to go that they don't have to do all this shit anyway?
You shitting on my lawn isn't a reason I should leave, its a reason you should stop shitting on my lawn. Faggot.
>>702568413
>implying only cops and constabulary pictures were shown
>>702568542
I'm not against taxes, I'm against a government using taxes to financaily support their monopoly on the use of violence that they use to oppress the masses
>>702566547
Most handguns used in violent crimes are illegal. Fuck you slave
>>702568684
the middle ground? Like liberalism? Like what we have now. Yeh I've heard of it. Guess what, they still commit mass murder. Are you aware of the world around you even in the slightest?
>>702568541
>meme answer for a retard
yea you're retarded
I just think the police need better training. Theyre too jumpy when it comes to people. BLM are a bunch of cry babies who only exploit the death of other black people when a white person does something to them. They dont even consider the fact that they kill themselves way more than cops killing them. They never protest on other black people killing one of them because they have such shitty culture
>>702568762
or how about,
>assaulted by a taxi driver in front of 2 lawyers and a camera
>cops drive past
>take some notes
>do not question 2 lawyers
>do not ask for CCTV footage
>6 months later
> we will not be pursuing your case due to lack of evidence
>>702568726
kek
>>702566387
If you want somewhere free of police, laws, and a government go to the worst parts of Africa. Enjoy your freedom from the police state
>>702568777
hur dur most people killed by cops are white.
You can't even be a fucking racist right
>>702568845
>iblying i was imblying
gfy pal
>>702568726
here.
I'm an antichrist.
>>702568776
Lawless state. Not having police officers, just saying. I was pretty "hard" and edgy but man, I wouldn't want to live in a world without police. Let alone this little faggot OP shota wanker. Bitch
>>702562167
New-age anarchist "BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!" nigger spotted.
Sage.
>>702562167
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 88/8
>>702569256
those places aren't free of police you moron. The police are ten times worse there
>>702568542
>if you criticise capitalism so much why don't you move to communist China?
>>702562167
Judge the individual, not the group.
>>702568777
*fistbump*
>>702569292
>>702569321
cringe
>cant sleep
>walk to wally world 4 miles away
>walking home
>cops stop
>"where you going"
>"i dont answer questions from police"
>cops power trip
>"give us your drivers license"
>"i dont have ID on me my name is Anon Y. Mous birthdate ## ## ####"
>"HANDS ON THE FUCKING CAR NOW"
>slams me down as im reaching for the car.
>rifles through my pockets
>"usually people that are causing trouble don't carry id"
>they end up arresting me
>sitting patiently in booking
>desk seargent comes in
>"Whats he doing here?"
>"piece of shit wouldnt talk to us and resisted arrest"
>desk seargent shakes his head
>"If you ever call my son a piece of shit again Ill bury your ass so fucking deep in the hood your wife will only be able to ID you by your cock."
>the pair that arrested me look at each other.
>"Ill have trch go pull your footage from your car right now so evidence doesn't go 'missing'"
>as dad is leaving "by dad"
>"be right back sport."
>>702569329
>hating the current police means you want a world without police officers
No, I want accountable police officers controlled by the community, not by some retard in washington/london wereever who has a fucking butler and wouldn't know street crime if it raped them
You're a bunch of fags, cucked by the cops
ITT: niggers calling faggots jews
>>702569551
lol didn't read
Lol op is a nigger
>>702569699
at least post the gif
>>702569048
provide one single argument
answer without memes
>>702568845
implying implications were implied
The first step in dealing with cops is empathy. Seriously, it sounds like bullshit, but understanding them and relating with their position is critically important if you want them to let you skate on the stupid things you do.
The 3 Things You MUST Understand About How Cops Think:
1. Cops’ first and biggest concern is safety: I cannot over-emphasize this: The job of a police officer puts him in potentially dangerous situations every day, so everything he does starts with ensuring his personal safety. I’ve known and been friends with so many cops and all of them say the same thing: You’re always on guard because you never know what you’re walking into, and mistakes can get you killed. Every single cop knows other cops who have died in the line of duty. When an officer comes up to a car he’s pulled over or knocks on the door of a home that has reported a domestic disturbance, he has no idea who he’s going to be dealing with. You may understand that you are a perfectly nice, non-threatening person, but he doesn’t know that–he’s thinking about the guy who graduated with him at the police academy and got gunned down by a tweaker on a routine traffic stop last week. This concept—the primacy of personal safety—is drilled into them from the beginning of training onward, so understand that when a cop walks up to you he is–at the very minimum–suspicious and wary.
That is why the first minute of your interaction with a police officer—especially during a traffic stop or potentially dangerous situation–is so crucial. In this small window it is imperative you display the fact that you’re not a threat to him. This can mean hands up and open, a nice calm demeanor, a submissive tone, etc. Your specific actions depend on the situation, but everything you do upon initial contact with a cop should be about displaying the fact that you are not a threat. If you do that right, you will put yourself in a great position with the cop who has your immediate fate in his hands.
I have a Concealed Handgun License for this very reason, even though I never pack a gun. To get one of those in Texas you must have no felony record, go through a 12-hour course, demonstrate marksmanship, and pass a written test. As soon as a cop sees my CHL he relaxes because he knows I’m a responsible citizen. I like to drive fast, and that thing has gotten me out of numerous tickets.
>>702569768
>>702568762
Had make sure
Fucking retarded nigger
>>702562167
>I am really getting sick of dealing with the cops
nagger detected
2. Yes, most cops are on power trips: Look, I’m not going to sugarcoat this: most people who become cops do it because at some level they like having power over other people. This doesn’t necessarily make them bad people; for every loser who’s compensating for getting beat up in high school, there are 10 cops who are doing it for the right reasons (they care about their communities and they want to protect good people from criminals). But all cops are motivated, to some extent, by the desire to have power over others.
If you understand that fact, you can prepare for and accommodate it; which means never, under any circumstances, challenging them or their power. Doing that is a direct threat to their identity, and challenging someone’s identity—especially an insecure cop on a power trip–is the surest way to becoming the next Abner Louima.
Here’s the thing about power trips though: a power trip can work to your advantage, if, instead of fighting it, you submit to it. How? Forgiveness is the ultimate display of power. Giving a cop a reason to let you go lets him feel just as powerful as the act of arresting you would, but with none of the paperwork.
>>702562167
As someone who is not a criminal and doesn't do anything illegal, i love the cops.
3. Cops categorize all people into 3 groups: Almost every cop I’ve ever met views all people as belonging to one of three groups; 1. Citizens (i.e., people we protect from criminals), 2. Criminals (people we put in jail), 3. Other cops (one of us).
Why does this matter? Because if you have done something stupid the surest way to get a cop to let you off is to convince him you are a Citizen, NOT a Criminal. Assuming what you’ve done is not a major felony, the cop’s decision to let you go rests mainly on that distinction: Are you a Citizen who made a stupid mistake, or are you a Criminal continuing a pattern of malicious law-breaking? [More on this below, when I give examples of scenarios.] Cops are very lenient with people they think are Citizens, because that’s who they signed up to protect, but they are dicks to Criminals, because in their minds, those are the bad guys. Up to a certain point, what you do is way less important to the cop than who he thinks you are.
You can be sure those three behavioral traits apply, at least in basic terms, to all cops. There is another way you need to think about them, though, that will help you understand what to do once you’ve made initial contact. I’ll call it Personality Type. The vast majority of cops fall into three broad Personality Types:
>>702563495
She is really cute. Mostly because she is in a lab so must be smart.
>>702569882
>which means never, under any circumstances, challenging them or their power
fuck me in the ass please I am submissive
The 3 Types of Cops
1. Blue Collar Pros: This is most cops. These are people who value discipline and order, who aren’t happy behind a desk or in a cubicle, and just want to make decent money while helping good people. They skew toward the athletic and adventurous, with a taste for adrenaline, but they possess the ability to manage and direct those impulses (if you’ve ever wondered why a significant percentage of police are ex-military and why ex-military are so highly sought after by police recruiters, this is why—they’ve already been trained to use violence while subjecting their violent impulses to a system of rules).
These are the cops you don’t want to fuck with because they are the ones most likely to let you off with a warning if you play it cool and act like an adult. All they really want out of people is basic respect and common decency. Of all cops, they are most like you and me, insomuch as we can’t stand a hassle or things being made harder than necessary. And that’s exactly what most small time arrests and tickets are: hassles made harder by idiots who don’t get it. These are the cops who are looking for you to give them a reason not to do a bunch of paperwork. These are the guys who care more about justice in the moral sense than the kind of justice prescribed by the letter of the law. As one former Deputy Sheriff friend of mine put it, there is great satisfaction in “teaching people positive lessons…giving someone a break and them truly being thankful and fixing their mistakes.” As far as cops go, these are the good guys.
>>702569790
>>702564376
Burden of proof is on you, my friend.
>>702569551
How retarded are you.
> i dont answer questions from the police
Already sounding pretty sus
>>702569829
>This can mean hands up and open,
Hands up, don't shoot
2. High School Napoleons: These are the guys (and they are almost exclusively guys) to be most cautious with. These are the small, petty, insecure dickheads on power trips who are looking for you to give them a reason to ticket or arrest you. If the Blue Collar Pros are the good guys, these are most definitely the bad guys. Every one of us has either encountered one of these cops or knows someone from our high schools who became one of them.
The High School Napoleons became cops because they see law enforcement as their chance to level the playing field and show all those entitled pricks from high school that everyone has to play by the same rules. They operate with this massive chip on their shoulders on a daily basis and they take every opportunity to exorcise it on you if you show yourself to be the kind of person who ignored them or kept them in social purgatory or unfairly took what they thought should have been theirs. They will profile you immediately by your car, your clothes, your name, your hair, your alleged transgression, any meaningful class indicator or signal. [If you need an example of a classic High School Napoleon, look no further than George Zimmerman: the guy who killed Trayvon Martin. His history—from high school to present day—is a textbook case. The dude was enrolled in a criminal justice program in hopes of becoming a police officer when he shot the kid.]
>>702566387
>muh illerminati
>>702566825
They were doing the right thing
3. Legacy Kids: You find these cops in big cities more than anywhere else, but they exist in departments both big and small. They are the people who come from generations of law enforcement, often within that same city or state. They come into the profession already aware of all the little idiosyncrasies of their job and jurisdiction. They know which rules and regulations are just suggestions and which are black letter laws. They know the history and the inner workings of their departments, and because of this, they can be your best friend or your worst enemy—and sometimes both. Depending on their mood and your behavior, they can just as easily let you walk on some pretty serious shit as they can throw every book in the penal code at you for the smallest and pettiest of violations. It’s what you get when you combine the tools of institutional power with the flexibility of discretion and the leverage of knowledge asymmetries. These cops are much harder to identify until you are in the throes of dealing with them. If things are going well, you’ll feel a much more casual, common sense approach. If they aren’t, well then buckle up, because you are about to get it.
>>702566505
If the threat of consequences didn't exist, you'd find you'd need them a lot more.
If we had no laws or the officers to enforce them, there would be nothing stopping anyone, but you yourself, from taking or doing anything they wanted to you.
On a larger scale, things like stores would dissolve quickly. Farmers would be too busy needing to horde food for themselves and protecting that horde to work enough land to ship food elsewhere. Money would cease to have any value with no entity backing it or giving it any meaning, so there would be no reason for a farmer to sell food to anyone else. The economy would be reduced to a bartering system of goods for goods or services. A home would have to become a fortress as a stationary structure where people live would be a clear target for people who would rather raid than work for their food.
Shit would become the worst of the Third World if not for laws and the forces to back them
>>702570047
COVERED BY THE CONSTITUTION YOU FUCKING RETARD I THOUGHT YOU AMERIFAT FUCKS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PATRIOTIC
Lol, all these angry faggot white knights trying to defend cops. Why don't you shut the fuck up and let a group of them peg you from behind with a stack of doughnuts
>>702570113
no, muh small group of rich people. They don't need a conspiracy its just how it works.
>>702570047
Both of my grandfathers are cops. My father, his two brothers are all cops. My brother is a cop, and three cousins are cops.
Every fucking single one of them will tell you there's only two types of people who talk to cops, idiots and criminals.
And my dad says "the ones who don't talk to cops are called 'acquitals'"
>>702565984
fuck you, i thought the Cantonese basket weaving image board joke was very good
>>702564615
kek at murcans for for living under somalia standard conditions, yet they keep voting against themselves, but instead vote for billionaires.
>>702569329
>>702568407
>>702569256
>Yeah cause the only way we as humans can stop ourselves from ripping each other apart is to
>have a big evil police state that reserves the right to use violence to itself.
>Never mind addressing the reasons people actually commit crime in the first place like poverty
>or mental health, that would just be rational
>>702566547
"scientifically" say this and they just roll in
Whoa nigga!
Do you really expect me to read all that shit?
>>702570245
I don't break the law so it never happen
Cops used to be badass. Nobody questioned the word of a cop. If you gave them language they'd cuff you and throw you unsecured into the back of a wagon and take a long drive over an unsealed road to teach you a lesson.
Cops are taught at the Academy to try to TAKE CHARGE of any situation. This means they are assertive. This means they will come across as a BIGGER DICK THAN YOU ARE.
In a modern society full of ASSCLOWNS that are always demanding attention, space, non-existent right and imaginary freedoms whilst infringing on the rights and freedoms of others, police will fucking sort you the fuck out.
People with attitudes towards cops really don't like that. Sure, cops shoot people (especially American cops) but only ONCE have I ever seen this occur towards a person who was undeserving. For 99.999% of police shooting "victims", not a single one of them was a positive contributor to society. Every one was a criminal, a thug or an asshole. That's why they got shot.
If you are polite to a cop, they will return the courtesy. If you are a dick to a cop, they will try to dry-gulch you.
Without a police force, society crumbles and you get casual murders and endless rapes. Sure, there's a few shitty cops that get through the screening process but they are eventually fired when caught (sometimes they do jail time). Most bad cops end up as security guards and mall-cops.
I hope a Mall-Cop fucks you up, OP. Then you can call his friends for help. The only reason you hate cops is because they actually have authority and you don't. You're just another sociopath that wishes he could have been a cop but now has a criminal record for petty crime. Enjoy your prison time and eventual cell-rape. You know you deserve it.
>>702570176
>If the threat of consequences didn't exist, you'd find you'd need them a lot more
So you think most people are just itching to do crime but are stopped by the law? I don't think so at all
Bullshit. People commit crime regardless of the law, as they do it, even though there is law.
Most people feel no need to commit crime. Most crimes regular people do feel the need to commit should not be classed as crimes.
The small group of the population that committ the vast majority of the crime are broke and addicted to drugs.
Every society has cops, every society has crime, they have done for thousands of years, so far the cops haven't made the crime stop.
HOWEVER countries which have developed economies where there are less poor people have noticed a drop in crime. Ditto countries who have sorted out their drug problem. Doesn't take a fucking genuis to see what needs doing.
>>702562167
DEATH TO THE PIGS!
>>702565780
>>702570176
as for the rest of it, there is absolutely no reasons communities can't defend themselves.
>>702570564
It's passed your bedtime, kid.
>>702563145
Too bad youre too retarded to realize THOSE are the people they are supposed to stop, not all the bullshit they have been doing recently.
You will all be dead soon faggots.
stop arguing with dumb anonymous people online it doesn't matter.
go outside or something niggers.
>>702570242
your cap lock is on. I thought you eurocunts were supposed to be smart.
>>702566547
Then why are more whites shot by cops each year than blacks?
>>702570561
What if it's the law to breath?
>>702568407
timestamp
>>702570390
mick confirmed.
Cops used to bash and arrest faggots.
OP must (MUST!) be a faggot.
>>702570663
DEATH TO MONKEYS!
>>702565609
that's murca for you. two norwegian 14 year olds were banned from going to usa because they cited family guy on facebook.
>>702570799
>appeal to spelling/grammar/tone
This should be a new fallacy for the internet age
>>702569915
faggot
>>702570813
because there are way more whites
>>702570360
just small group of rich people, who are secretly reptilian aliens controlling everything.
>>702570442
So what you're saying is:
If we just got rid of the blacks and muslims, problem solved?
>boom, US is saved
I'll take my nobel prize now
>>702570857
What if it's the law to walk on your hands and talk pig latin?
>>702570564
>What happened to the good ol' days when cops could shoot an unarmed black man and not get criticised for it?
>>702570561
so you have never downloaded a song or movie or TV episode and you never watched porn underage?
>>702571096
I am unironically for this.
Blacks are ruining this country.
>>702571068
What if it's the law to give Manditory blowjobs to every cop you see...
>>702562167
>>702570564
also, murca cops only get a three months course on how to shoot naggers.
they don't have proper training at all. they're basically just mall cops with guns and authority.
>>702571101
For the downloading part, it's not illegal over here. For the underage, no, i don't do that shit.
>>702566547
ya, or whites get more police violence per violent crime committed than blacks do. also niggers are inherently genetically more prone to violence and need to be dealt with differently
>>702571204
What if it's against the law to shitpost?
>>702571096
>killing niggers
>a bad thing
lol sure da'quan
>>702570564
>You're just another sociopath that wishes he could have been a cop but now has a criminal record for petty crime. Enjoy your prison time and eventual cell-rape. You know you deserve it.
>petty, I repeat, your words PETTY crime DESERVES rape and prison
YOU are the sociopath in this situation. All this after excusing cops 'gulching' people for having an attitude. For speaking freely, which it is their right to do. You like censorship with violence and rape for theft?
YOU ARE JUST LIKE A FUCKING NIGGER GANGBANGER
"don't talk shit son don disrepec me brah i got my 9 milli yo, disrespec me and I'll rape you cuz"
WHAT A HYPOCRITE RETARD CUNT YOU ARE
>>702565984
you don't have taste
>>702571430
Then your under arrest
>>702571034
nope, just rich. Nice straw man tho fam. It makes me feel good that you have to pretend my point is something else before you can refute it. Makes me feel like I have a good point.
OP says "I am really getting sick of dealing with the cops /b/ "
Clearly OP is a criminal that attracts the attention of the cops and deserves it.
funny how niggers want to leech off white society and complain theyre only treated slightly above equally but none want to go back home
>>702564493
HVAC?
>>702571196
No between the Clintons and the Bushes thats whats ruining the country
>>702571600
*you're
>>702571465
>no u
kek
OP is LITTLE PEOPLE
>>702571306
where do you live?
>>702571695
Between the clitoris and the bush...
>>702562167
Stop being a nigger and you'd have a better time, nigger
>>702565386
This freaked me out for a second. I lived in a house that had that exact same first floor layout. The only difference was the shower was swapped on the left and right sides of the bathroom in the video from where I lived.
>>702571600
>>702571702
lol i love that he had a "gotcha" moment while still shitposting
>>702571745
wouldn't you like to know
Here's the last Australian that the police shot.
Why? Whatever could have triggered such violence, you might ask. Was it the soda they were holding? Or was it the 13 inch long knife in the other hand?
>>702565386
small dick faggots who want to play soldiers but don't have the guts to go to a real warzone, like to fight 20 on one
>>702571695
Let's face it:
People are ruining this country.
Both the elite and us, the idiot masses are just fuckin' shit up left and right.
Bad times are ahead anons, mark my words.
The only people that have issues with police are lawbreaking niggers.
>>702571832
I misplelled
>>702571894
well... kinda yeh
>>702572023
no most people aren't, most don't have the power, the rich have power, the cops have power.
>>702572023
Agreed.
The Human Race Is A Fuckton Of Fuckery..
>>702572023
It's relativity. Semantics. Ever had the police execute your family? Then you probably don't have it as bad as some. That's a fact.
>>702572023
Do you think we'd have the same problems if there weren't niggers voting?
>>702572133
>mispelling make it a shitpost
>>702572003
Fucking pigs didn't even try to taze him
>>702564615
Good times.
>>702572286
I'd rather have a nigger president than a cheap. chappy, pasty white fucker like Donald Trump.
>>702572003
cops (probably 10 of them, at least 2) are too pussy to fight bitches without guns, even with STAB PROOF VESTS on and shittones of training.
In the UK they almost never shoot people are faced with knives daily.
Your country is just too degenerate to train its cops in fucking arm bars and baton/pepper spray use.
>>702562167
OP IS A NIGGER.
If you are white and have a working brain, you have nothing to fear. cops are your friends.
>>702572321
Quit beating around my bush
>>702572371
dindu
>>702569551
>"i dont answer questions from police"
So he doesnt talk to his dad?
>>702572482
Hey, do you like nigger females?
>>702565437
Checked
>>702572436
nigger
>>702562167
I'm going to be edgy and post this on b/ and not say it to a cops face, because i dont have the balls.
If you are sick of dealing with police grow up and stop breaking the law
>>702572286
I feel we'd have a lot less problems if we didn't have niggers at all.
>>702572653
Ok...
>>702572482
>>no, I don't do bad things, but I've still been to jail.
>>You know what happens when a women says you hit her?
>>People believe her, no matter what.
>>Ever had somebody hit you with a bottle and then had the police arrest you for defending yourself with as little force as possible, then deliberately not record your bleeding, your smashed up property OR the statements of your room mates, just because some bitch was crying and lying?
>>You don't know shit, you are cucked who likes to be cucked by the long arm of the law
I repeat. Just because you spend all your time jerking off to cartoons does not mean there isn't a real world outside where shit happens
>>702572567
not even niggers like black grill's m88
>>702572675
You do realize we're saving you from the monstrosity of Donald Trump?
>>702572459
>UK cops need to call for the sole gun owner of the department therefore they are better
Also most UK cops are dangerously undertrained and learn on the job
>>702562167
Got pulled over half an hour ago for doing 70 in a 55... only got a warning. Blue lives > blm
>>702572768
sorry ;_;
Fucking pigs
https://youtu.be/DCFr-n60GB0
>>702572870
US cops go through months of training, only to fuck up under pressure.
>>702563145
hey /b/ we've got a confirmed beta fag.
Can't protect himself. Can't protect others. Relies on the state for help. Can't wait to hear about him getting raped on the morning news. Police response time is ~9 mins faggot learn to be a man.
>>702564376
You have to pass a mental exam to work in law enforcement, which means you can't have mental problems that are any worse than ADHD. Now you've got proof from a cop.
Your move, my friend
>>702572976
Same.
>>702573002
srsly. They fuckin suck
Giving out tickets all day must be hard, I commend their sacrifice.
>>702572558
Body by chair.
>>702572459
And here's the last cop to try and taze a person with a knife.
The COPS ARE NOT THERE TO DISARM YOU WITH A FUCKING CAN OF CAPSICUM/PEPPER SPRAY.
The COPS ARE THERE TO ENSURE YOU AR NO LONGER A THREAT TO SOCIETY... you stupid ignorant cunts.
I'd shoot you all myself just for being the assholes you are but the only thing stopping me is the FUCKING POLICE.
>>702572845
I'm a fucking spic and I still prefer Trump to the muslims, leftists, and niggers.
Send me back to my parents country of origin, idgaf. At least in Mexico the nigs are treated as they should be.
>>702566547
[citation needed]
>>702573074
you fuck pigs?
>>702572653
>>702572675
>>702572567
>>702572552
>>702572482
>>702572436
>>702572286
>>702571801
>>702571667
>>702571440
>>702571426
>>702571196
>>702571096
>>702571067
>>702570915
CBA going all the way up the thread but basically, in most western countries, if you say nigger in public to a nigger you will probably be arrested.
AND MOST OF YOU SAYING IT ARE COP LOVERS.
Do you think you should be arrested?
Doesn't matter. Its the law. What is the dumb reddit meme? Oh yeh 'stop breaking the law asshole' lol I luv the status quo so much its so funny when Jim Carey says it I feel so superior. OH now I'm in the back of a party van arrested for some hate crime bullshit oh well guess I can't complain because I just FUCKING LOVE COPS SO MUCH.
YOU.
ARE.
ALL.
FUCKING RETARDED
>>702573100
Yeah bro, I'm not even gonna lie. I hate this country more than everything.
>>702573164
Let's have a closer look at that wound, shall we?
>>702573299
I'm a nigger myself tho
>>702573164
>taze
theres your problem.
Also, risk of the job, you signed up for it, you get paid for it.
>>702567647
He's the dude from the beginning of The Dark Knight Rises.
>>702573367
I've seen post op with better looking vagina than this, not many though
>>702573241
I'm not white, I don't do that.
>>702573299
You think I don't say "nigger" in public?
There's a lot of stuff you don't know about outside your safespace nignog .
>>702573160
>child
looks like typical thief.
>>702573446
well then you wouldn't be arrested.
So, the laws are racist.
So, you support the racist laws which impinge on your freedom of expression.
OR you are a racist, and you like the racism part, BUT you aren't allowed to be racist because of cops.
Either way, the cops are not your friend.
>>702573164
Clearly not a cop
Clearly in a firm.
If it was an undercover cop, alone, in a massive, cramp crowd of casuals that fight for a hobby then he probably shouldn't have got himself in this mess.
>>702573636
to niggers? with witnesses and cops around?
yeh, no you don't, you are too much of a pussy faggot.
>>702563495
>>702562167
You burgers have shit lives. English police are chill as fuck. Literally never bothered me once, even when driving high or other obvious criminal shit I've never been bothered.
>>702573664
In fact yeh, why isn't he in uniform, why is he in a man u top?
Can't believe I didn't spot this straight off
>>702573747
>thinking everyone is a little bitch like you
Us spics don't care much for the nigs, and we never try hide it, cottonpicker
>>702573777
>English police are chill as fuck, they are imcompetent
>>702573654
The cops have saved me occasionally.
I don't fear them, but they have made bad choices.
I'm not supporting the laws.
I don't say nigger irl because I know bette
This is 4chan, who cares LOL.
>>702573299
>saying nigger is illegal
but why is b real or fat joe not in prison?
I mean they're not black but says nigger all the time
checkmate antifa
>>702573824
It could be just a football hooligan, I ain't gonna take your word for it
>>702573956
hey, cyberbullying is also illegal. no1 cares tho
>>702573897
I'm white and Scottish you retarded fuck.
Prove that you do this
>>702566318
They were at the right house. The girl was 18 at the time. They should learn put a password on their wifi.
>>702572792
nothing of that has happened to me because I'm not a cuck going after dumb women or get drunk in the street.
>>702573591
never seen a white guy fuck a pig tbh, but I've seen black guys fucking goats or even chickens.
RIP thread
>>702574094
where you from? im from a place near glasgow
>>702573956
>I don't say nigger irl because I know bette
cops stop me from speaking my mind, Still love em tho
CUCK
>>702573956
>the laws are not administered equally but I still love the cops who swear to uphold them
CUCK
>>702574094
>prove you do this
sure sheepfucker, as soon as your ass is permitted to vote in my country
>thinking your input will matter at this point
>>702574304
Edinburgh, live in Glasgow
>>702574253
No black guy would ever fuck a pig or any animal. Those black moms teach 'em better.
