my gf wants to know what i fap to. how do i explain loli to her?
You dont faggot just say normie porn
>>702556151
You don´t, you just lie nigga
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/426/
Seriously just lie
>>702556151
>how do i explain loli to her?
how old is she?
>>702556151
"Little girls but only cartoon ones"
It's easy, loli is good, loli is life
>i fap to cartoons
>cartoons of underage girls
>they usually have incest themes
You sure she'll still be your gf after that?
>>702556151
If you still want a gf afterwards, keep your mouth shut
>>702556151
Make her lead off when it comes to Neiche stuff, probe for loli/shota/beast stuff on her side
"I'm a pedophile." should do it.
>>702556151
use lolipop. explain how small, sweet and fragile it is. good luck
>>702556151
simple.dont
Im pedo
>>702556712
Don't say this, for fucks sake.
>>702556151
I told my gf and now she pretends to be a loli for me. How long have you guys been together?
>HURR DURR I FAP TO DRAWN LITTLE GIRLS
You don't tell her you idiot.
>>702556151
Say that you enjoy themes of innocence. Separetley say that you think drawn girls are really hot - you can achieve unrealistic/ideal body types. Saying loli outright is suicide.
>But if she's with you chances are she's ok with degeneracy.
>>702556151
just tell her most girls are into it too they just don't wanna admit it
>>702556151
I dont know exactly what you should say, but make sure the words arnt too big, for her sake.
>>702556151
Just tell her
Make her shave her vagina, and call you papa when you penetrate her.
>>702557231
maybe she's into loli, maybe she's into shota, maybe she's actually a female pedo, maybe she's into beast, maybe she's a normie, maybe she's a scat freak. your best bet is either using the sex questionaire OR making catagories and working your way down the list.
>>702557273
>>702556151
Straight up anon you do not tell her the truth, you say you fap to the same shit everyone else does. If she's your soulmate, and I mean that in a "Holy shit how could two people be so compatible even after several years" way, you can say that sometimes you like the whole schoolgirl outfit thing or petite girls.
And that's it, because at that point maybe you'll get her to do the school girl thing, but seeing as you she can't turn into a little loli cartoon, you gain NOTHING you benefit NOTHING from telling her - you only stand to lose.
Know your battles.
>>702557405
Tru anon, but how do you achieve this in conversation/
DON'T
>>702557669
Conversation, if Via Digital pull up the sexionnaire.com and make a pair. in person, start with "what tame fetishes do you have/porn do you want" and then work your way upto "is there anything extreme you are into?"
>>702557062
Oh lord :'l
>>702557669
I'll let you skip a few steps and we'll cut to the chase - She's not. She's not into that shit. It is rare *amongst guys* to be into that shit, let alone women.
Your win/loss ratio is massive, don't be a moron because the internet has skewed your expectations of women.
>>702557912
you may be surprised, there's a frankly SCARY number of women into young boys to the point where if you can pass for a young or early teen then there is BANK to be made as a whore for them to pretend you are their kid/kids friend
>>702557636
/Thread
The only people who get loli are other people who like loli.
The only people who get pedos are other pedos.
You tell no one, you share nothing. Nobody will ever call the police, no one will ever shame or turn you away. No one needs to know because if things dont pan out, that shit can still ruin your life as long as they know and still live.
>>702557044
Pics related?
>>702557912
>It is rare *amongst guys*
>>702556151
Download about 10gb of straight quality porn, then show her. Like this you can lie and get away with it, cause the fap material is right there.
>>702558447
Irony for you anon, i've been messing with people of late by using the vague terms that gay people use when prosecuted for the thing they didn't get to choose before going "the person i'm on about is, of course, a pedophile"
people sorta... Fracture when their empathy and hate clash
>>702558597
>don't be a moron because the internet has skewed your expectations of women
You may want to read this bit again, You've been on /b/ too long
>>702557062
realistically, do you think i'll be put on a list for saving list, or you think feds won't care?
>>702556151
You don't. You keep that shit locked down deep inside of you just like all of your emotions like men are supposed to.
She may love you now but when it's over she will use everything you ever told her to fuck you over.
>>702556151
Like everyone else said in this thread, just simply DO NOT DO IT.
Unless there's the incredibly rare chance that she'll be cool with it due to her own similar fetish (like shota, bitches love the shota), there will be absolutely no other result aside from being ostracized by her and everybody she tells that you're a weirdo who faps to underage girls.
>>702558755
depending on your definition of loli you can hide behind the "nearly all men" wall as 90% of hetro men are biologically more strongly attracted to 13-14 year old females than anything else.
Start by telling her that you're into Moe.
>>702558955
One thing anon COULD do is set up/ease in with Straight Shota. if shes not into it get her into it, then branch from there. it's all about finding your launch zones.
Since anon isn't into little boys there, he's into being shown the wonders of sex and sexuality by a knowledgeable woman and being guided into that new world
>>702558931
Can this be a woman hate thread now?
>>702559227
No. this is the opposite of that, this is a love of loli's and sharing it with similair minded females thread
>>702558683
Explain pls
>>702558755
I'm rarely on /b/. usafag? only been there once so don't know how common it is there, is it hard to get in shops?
>>702559125
Then explain that you also like cosplay.
If she loves you, she'll meet you halfway. And halfway from Moe cosplay puts you in good territory no matter how she reacts.
>>702558597
too soon
>>702559428
Pedophilia is a trait that people don't get a say in, by Removing the word from your vocabulary you can tell the target, all about your friend who is living in fear because of their sexuality, fear of persecution, prosecution even assault or death over something they never got a say in! they can never be with someone they genuinely care about lest people find out and they be tormented for it.
>>702559808
Then once you have them nice and Pro-Friend because obviously you are talking about a closeted gay/lesbian/trans, you can inform them that you are glad that they support your pedophillic friend.
Cos now they have to decide if they go back on Everything they have said and believe and all that empathy you built, or admit something 95% of people REALLY don't want to
>>702556151
>>702556151
Show her anime first, explaining, that obviously, with the big eyes, they're basically westernized drawings. Then go on about explaining, how most of japanese porn is about rape, you only have to show her some random porn to support that claim, those bitches always squeal like they are being skinned alive with a hot knife.
So having established that they are westernized drawings, and japs are big on rape, tell them they like their rape the best when the subject is unspoiled, innocent, that's where age play comes into the picture. With drawings you aren't restricted to young looking adults so there you go, all of these artists draw characters, who have the appearance of children, because they are innocent.
The phrasing here is crucial. They ARE NOT children, they only appear to be, for the sake of being genuine. Not genuine children, but genuinely innocent.
If at this point you still have a girlfriend, good for you.
>>702556151
Confirmed pedophile
There's a reason people hate pedos
>>702560596
>I'm into rape, not rape play, actual rape
ANON THAT IS A WORSE ANSWER THAN THE "I LIKE KIDS" ONE
>>702561053
Let's hope then, that OP's girlfriend is not as retarded as you, completely misinterpreting the whole thing. There is nothing "actual" about drawings.
>>702560816
kneejerk reaction because the media portrays them all as sexual predators and Rapists ignoring the fact that you can spin any group like that.
>>702560596
Can the social engineers gtfo.
No ones falling for that cunt
Your're just helping the cause: SAY NOTHING.
>>702561266
>Then go on about explaining, how most of japanese porn is about rape, you only have to show her some random porn to support that claim, those bitches always squeal like they are being skinned alive with a hot knife.
Anon kills himself Right The Fuck There on that plan.
>>702561309
there are exactly 2 options, make her lead and go no further than her. or Say Nothing.
>>702556849
/thread
>>702561273
Consensual or not, pedos deserve a bullet in the head because their illness can't be treated.
>>702556151
You don't, you tell her you're into teens, school uniforms or some shit like that to test the waters. You tell her about the loli about 15 years into marriage.
>>702561362
So what? I can't make loli look good, nobody can. I can only try explaining the underlying motives as best as I can, from the least fucked up perspective.
>>702561670
the LEAST fucked up perspective? Would be Size Difference, a Slight power exchange and the Innocence/Schoolgirl angle.....
my gf likes loli
>>702561777
That still doesn't explain where all this shit comes from, why it exists, only that it exists. If you want to explain someone why nazis are bad, you better fucking start with 1939.
>>702562381
and im a unicorn
>>702562381
lucky anon is lucky
>>702562451
why does it exist?
Because someone realised they could combine all 3 of those fetishes into a single superfetish.
We don't want why loli is BAD, you want to be explaining why the nazi's weren't as bad as people make them out to be, eg, proved smoking causes cancer.
>>702562381
even I was very hesitant to talk to her about it. I wouldn't recommend telling ur gf unless u are very sure
>>702556920
/thread
>>702561504
>>702560673
>>702560816
>EDGY KEYBOARD WHITEKNIGHTS ASSEMMMBLEEEEEE
>>702556151
Is she even worth it anon, post pics or you're a fag.
>>702563062
kek get killed pedo, you're littering the human race
>>702562668
You aren't explaining, you're beating around the bush. Without an ounce of honesty, anyone you try to explain loli with that angle will smell bullshit in 10 seconds.
>>702563392
>giving a fuck about humanity
>shitpost in 4chin
>>702563450
let me tell you something, a Large number of people who like loli, aren't into rape of any kind, especially not the actual pedophile ones, runs kinda counter productive to the Phile part.
>>702557636
>but seeing as you she can't turn into a little loli cartoon
They could age roleplay, but the chances of that working are incredibly slim.
>>702562668
The nazis were fucking saints!
>>702563935
Exactly anon! exactly
Make sure to do what this anon did OP, its foolproof!
>>702556151
you dont
>>702559227
No, the closest you're coming with that bullshit is a Narcissistic Manchild Faggot thread. Sadly, that's pretty much every thread on /b/ so your request is declined on account of being trite and redundant. Now fuck off.
>>702563392
You realize where you are right???
>>702557326
you got guts man. what happened next?
>>702564159
P.S. Claim its not attraction to little girls but cats!
>>702564543
Hi Tumbler
>>702562451
>implying Nazis didn't do anything before 1939
>>702564926
Time to drink your prune juice and go to bed. Your mommy's calling.
>>702564926
PSS: Or you could also claim your into goru!!
>>702565182
A fellow enlightened adult *tips fedora*
>>702556151
Mine wants to know what I fap to too. How do I explain to her that I browse /d/, read trap and futa hentai and enjoy sissies? She already knows I am bi-curious and seen my anal toys. we will even have sex with tail plugs in, but idk, telling her I enjoy chicks with dicks and shotas might be too much. I can just keep that a secret with me forever and never mention to her.
>>702556151
Date a girl thats into loli and you won't need to ask this question
>>702566399
Or just date a loli
>>702566265
Make Her Lead, have her set the standard for how much you share.
>>702566399
yea anon its just that easy. Go up to a random girl and ask if she is into Little girls. great plan
>>702566642
not that hard. just requires a little honesty
>>702566642
ask them their favourite Oingo Boingo song.
>>702556151
You do not tell her, and avoid the topic in the future. Trust me, this leads to all kinds of trap-questions, like "Am I pretty like those girls in your porn?", or "Are they prettier than me", etc. Seriously, you don't want any of that shit.
>>702566969
OR you teach her those questions are dumb by deliberately looking her in the eye and answering "wrongly" every time. deliberately, with the statement "don't ask questions you don't want the answers to"
>>702565318
I loled so much.
>>702567583
You never discussed stuff with a woman. You literally have no idea how it works.
You say "I'm a autistic pedophile who jacks off to cartoons. I'm not actually into land whales like you"
>>702556151
OP has not responded so this is likely a bait thread. biting anyway.
I have had several girls that I fapped to loli with/fucked while we watched loli. It isn't uncommon to find girls that are into ageplay; when they're already pretending to be 8 years old while you rail them, it isn't a leap to look at cartoons of 8 year olds getting railed.
So, if your gf is into ageplay, just tell her you like porn where there's ageplay, or sometimes cartoons. if she digs into the cartoons tell her you watch things like kim possible porn "and other stuff." show her some rule34 loli and if she's into it just keep exploring together.
if she's not into ageplay and not kinky just say x-art. it is a safe option because it's so stylized and shiny that it's obvious and non-threatening to women.
>>702567795
actually i have, 7 year relationship that i did that Every Time she did that. i made it clear traps will be deliberately set off because they shouldn't be there.
>>702566501
Like, telling her one detail at a time?
>>702568191
indeed, play a game of Trading with it, you name something, she names something, you ask about one of hers, she asks after one of yours, go only as deep as she does.
People who like loli should kill themselves as they are just worthless autistic pedophiles who will never fulfill their fantasties. Just end it before your family finds out and you dishonor them. Kill yourself
>>702556151
You're screwed you sick fuck. She will tell everyone on facebook.
>>702556151
Well u see I masterb8 to art of girls who look like there still in elementary school.
What to u mean I'm a creep. Why R u breaking up with me
>>702568106
This anon knows
I've had a few ex's that were into age play. If they're into age play, they're more than likely gonna like loli.
>>702556712
It's ok it's a cartoon right when have people ever got mad because of a cartoon
Or.. leave a file for her to find. Animation and risque but not over the top. If bad reaction.. not goodfor her bein into that w you... but yer not screwed. If good? Show a collection of stuff...same as og accident file but maybe one borderline loli pic. Not hentai but tater tots not cp. Gauge reaction and act accordingly.. Same as before. At this point you will have a good idea if the situation.
>>702558899
i just tipped them off so you wont have to worry anymore
>>702558899
dear tripple dubs. it depends on where you live. some countries allow all kinds of loli, others don't at all, and some countries allow it, if the drawing do not look like real people (e.g. if the drawing is of an actual person, or is super realistic)
>>702564543
what's wrong with you?
>>702566462
topkek
>>702556151
>i like underaged girls and am a huge fagget.
Then she dumps you
>>702556151
>Have gf
>fap to loli
>>702568106
anon gets it
Better than me, I was really honest my first gf (this was in high school in 2007), and she immediately yelled at me and told the school officer. I had to explain that it was anime, not actual child porn, to the cop for 30 minutes and show it to him on my laptop so they'd drop it. Inb4 my autism was high, I'm aware
On the bright side my fiancee and I regularly age-play with it so it worked out in the end
>>702558899
in Philippines loli is legal, real and fake
There is literally nothing wrong with being a lolicon.
>>702561504
>>702560673
>>702560816
>>702563392
>>702570579
anon lies, ALL porn is illegal there.
>>702556151
succeded with mine, didn't really had to do anything. Good luck Opie.
>also managed to explain furry, gayfurry and got her to piss and shit on me.
god I love her.
>>702562381
i was going to pretend to be a loli, but then i remember you can get banned for that shit.
there are some chat rooms that exist that its still 50% safe on to try, but I wouldn't.
>>702568775
Underrated post
>>702565593
this.... this.... it's PERFECT
i must buy one immediately
(so i can set it on fire later)
>>702557062
Where did lee get a shotgun? Why isn't he a zombie? Where is her hat?
WHERE ARE THEY?
>>702571373
you're into shit?......
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>702572008
if you ever travel to canada just be aware that it is technically illegal up there.
some dude was coming back from japan or some ching-chong land and he had a cartoon book of it and he got totally nailed for it.
>>702556151
If she's a good girlfriend then you just say straight-up and she'll be like "oh, ok". If she freaks out, dump her.
That's what I did. My wife's totally ok with it.
>>702572485
>mfw I live in Canada already
>>702572462
yep, but strangely enough feces do not really interest me, never did something with it. The act on the contrary, diamonded.
for additional info, my wife is small, frail somewhat cute and a bit naive. The mental picture of her taking a shit is the best.
>>702572823
>mfw
>no image
>>702556151
just say pictures of you
>>702556151
show her a loli with small tits. if you show her DFC she is gonna call you a pedo.
>>702563638
this.
>>702573258
da fuk is DFC
>>702568416
says a pedo himself
>>702573796
delicious furless cunt
>>702573796
delicious flat chest
>>702573796
Delightful Flat Chest, my newfriend.
>>702556151
IT'S ANIMATED?!
>>702557154
That's hot. I had two girlfriends who did that for me. It can work, some girls even find lolis hot too, in some way.
But she really has to be at least a bit fucked in her head if not a lot. You can't do that with a decently healthy minded gf, at least from my experience.
>>702557154
Greentext it or tell of how it went down.
>>702558222
Really? I am 24 but I easily look like 16, so would I hit the jackpot already? I would totally whore myself out, where do I sign up for my female pimp?
>>702557391
I just wanted to play monopoly.
>>702566462
I want to. I've got this cute 18yo. Digging on me and she looks 13!
Ugh, I'm bad at this kinda shit tho. I'm gonna botch the whole thing
>>702558683
>>702559808
>>702560046
Pretty smart tactic, desu.
which adjoins Your child
>>702560816
>There's a reason people hate faggots
It's 2016 bro, grow up. It's time to move forward.
>>702556151
Get a loli loving gf, duh. I make sure to let guys know immediately what I'm into. No sense in hiding shit.
>>702562451
>start with 1939
How about no? How about starting with the reason the nazis were elected in the first place, the eternal jew?
Jump to 21m 24s and watch a while until he's done explaining it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5sbegfCz7o&feature=youtu.be&t=21m24s
'you like loli too anon? wanna go grab a cup of coffee and talk about it?'
>wat do?
>>702556151
It makes me sick to my lower intestines to know that a chimp like you somehow made it to today without getting yourself killed with the dangerously low iq you have.
Do us all a favor and neck yourself my man, or just come to austin texas and let me do that for you. Just by knowing your intelligence is that of a small gorilla, i know that i can outsmart you and slice your neck open like a piece of swish cheese with one of my pocket knifes before you can try to get out "me no dumb" in your native jungle tongue. Take a minute to let this sink in before you slam your paw on to the keyboard with another embarrassing reply, plebeian.
>>702576261
>i can outsmart you
>swish cheese
>>702566923
>their favourite Oingo Boingo song
This is my cellphone signal. It never gets that far though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Jh3N7ENZI
>>702576211
Why don't you take a seat right over there.
>>702576438
i'm 99% into lolis but everything related to that shit is absolute garbage. the artist is so talentless I rage everytime I look at something he vomited.
I hope she stabs you, sick fuck!
>>702557636
Truth
>>702556151
Just put it all on the table
>>702559621
so much photoshop, dear lord, fucking nips and their airbrush.
>>702575703
This, lay all your weird shit on the table before a relationship gets even remotely serious.
Weed out normie chicks, they're not worth it.
>>702577295
Protip: the actual scenes are different from the general 2D popup artwork.
>>702556151
just say you are a paedophile
>>702578758
I wish I had as much money as this anon. Those books are fucking expensive man. I only own 1 that I bought purely for the sake of owning one.
Shit's like $20+ each. Kind of a hard sell when I'm so used to getting it for free on sadpanda.
>>702556646
topkek
>>702557062
y dis nigga fukin a bobblehead
>>702556151
you don't.
do not even bring it up. loli is a dark secret you can never tell anyone about unless you accidentally catch your cousin fapping to loli one day and you and him become closer friends bonding over your shared fetish until one day he expresses his desire to get an actual loli girlfriend and he tells you he has taken a few tutoring jobs.
long story short:my cousin is trying to be legit pedo and now there are random little girls walking in and out of his house. He hasn't done anything yet or he would have told me but I fear for him.
>>702556485
always there to serve us, I like you
