my gf wants to know what i fap to. how do i explain loli to her?
If you still want a gf afterwards, keep your mouth shut
Say that you enjoy themes of innocence. Separetley say that you think drawn girls are really hot - you can achieve unrealistic/ideal body types. Saying loli outright is suicide.
>But if she's with you chances are she's ok with degeneracy.
I dont know exactly what you should say, but make sure the words arnt too big, for her sake.
maybe she's into loli, maybe she's into shota, maybe she's actually a female pedo, maybe she's into beast, maybe she's a normie, maybe she's a scat freak. your best bet is either using the sex questionaire OR making catagories and working your way down the list.
Straight up anon you do not tell her the truth, you say you fap to the same shit everyone else does. If she's your soulmate, and I mean that in a "Holy shit how could two people be so compatible even after several years" way, you can say that sometimes you like the whole schoolgirl outfit thing or petite girls.
And that's it, because at that point maybe you'll get her to do the school girl thing, but seeing as you she can't turn into a little loli cartoon, you gain NOTHING you benefit NOTHING from telling her - you only stand to lose.
Know your battles.
Conversation, if Via Digital pull up the sexionnaire.com and make a pair. in person, start with "what tame fetishes do you have/porn do you want" and then work your way upto "is there anything extreme you are into?"
I'll let you skip a few steps and we'll cut to the chase - She's not. She's not into that shit. It is rare *amongst guys* to be into that shit, let alone women.
Your win/loss ratio is massive, don't be a moron because the internet has skewed your expectations of women.
you may be surprised, there's a frankly SCARY number of women into young boys to the point where if you can pass for a young or early teen then there is BANK to be made as a whore for them to pretend you are their kid/kids friend
The only people who get loli are other people who like loli.
The only people who get pedos are other pedos.
You tell no one, you share nothing. Nobody will ever call the police, no one will ever shame or turn you away. No one needs to know because if things dont pan out, that shit can still ruin your life as long as they know and still live.
Irony for you anon, i've been messing with people of late by using the vague terms that gay people use when prosecuted for the thing they didn't get to choose before going "the person i'm on about is, of course, a pedophile"
people sorta... Fracture when their empathy and hate clash
You don't. You keep that shit locked down deep inside of you just like all of your emotions like men are supposed to.
She may love you now but when it's over she will use everything you ever told her to fuck you over.
Like everyone else said in this thread, just simply DO NOT DO IT.
Unless there's the incredibly rare chance that she'll be cool with it due to her own similar fetish (like shota, bitches love the shota), there will be absolutely no other result aside from being ostracized by her and everybody she tells that you're a weirdo who faps to underage girls.
depending on your definition of loli you can hide behind the "nearly all men" wall as 90% of hetro men are biologically more strongly attracted to 13-14 year old females than anything else.
One thing anon COULD do is set up/ease in with Straight Shota. if shes not into it get her into it, then branch from there. it's all about finding your launch zones.
Since anon isn't into little boys there, he's into being shown the wonders of sex and sexuality by a knowledgeable woman and being guided into that new world
Can this be a woman hate thread now?
Then explain that you also like cosplay.
If she loves you, she'll meet you halfway. And halfway from Moe cosplay puts you in good territory no matter how she reacts.
Pedophilia is a trait that people don't get a say in, by Removing the word from your vocabulary you can tell the target, all about your friend who is living in fear because of their sexuality, fear of persecution, prosecution even assault or death over something they never got a say in! they can never be with someone they genuinely care about lest people find out and they be tormented for it.
Then once you have them nice and Pro-Friend because obviously you are talking about a closeted gay/lesbian/trans, you can inform them that you are glad that they support your pedophillic friend.
Cos now they have to decide if they go back on Everything they have said and believe and all that empathy you built, or admit something 95% of people REALLY don't want to
Show her anime first, explaining, that obviously, with the big eyes, they're basically westernized drawings. Then go on about explaining, how most of japanese porn is about rape, you only have to show her some random porn to support that claim, those bitches always squeal like they are being skinned alive with a hot knife.
So having established that they are westernized drawings, and japs are big on rape, tell them they like their rape the best when the subject is unspoiled, innocent, that's where age play comes into the picture. With drawings you aren't restricted to young looking adults so there you go, all of these artists draw characters, who have the appearance of children, because they are innocent.
The phrasing here is crucial. They ARE NOT children, they only appear to be, for the sake of being genuine. Not genuine children, but genuinely innocent.
If at this point you still have a girlfriend, good for you.
Can the social engineers gtfo.
No ones falling for that cunt
Your're just helping the cause: SAY NOTHING.
>Then go on about explaining, how most of japanese porn is about rape, you only have to show her some random porn to support that claim, those bitches always squeal like they are being skinned alive with a hot knife.
Anon kills himself Right The Fuck There on that plan.
That still doesn't explain where all this shit comes from, why it exists, only that it exists. If you want to explain someone why nazis are bad, you better fucking start with 1939.
why does it exist?
Because someone realised they could combine all 3 of those fetishes into a single superfetish.
We don't want why loli is BAD, you want to be explaining why the nazi's weren't as bad as people make them out to be, eg, proved smoking causes cancer.
>EDGY KEYBOARD WHITEKNIGHTS ASSEMMMBLEEEEEE
>giving a fuck about humanity
>shitpost in 4chin
let me tell you something, a Large number of people who like loli, aren't into rape of any kind, especially not the actual pedophile ones, runs kinda counter productive to the Phile part.
Make sure to do what this anon did OP, its foolproof!
No, the closest you're coming with that bullshit is a Narcissistic Manchild Faggot thread. Sadly, that's pretty much every thread on /b/ so your request is declined on account of being trite and redundant. Now fuck off.
PSS: Or you could also claim your into goru!!
A fellow enlightened adult *tips fedora*
Mine wants to know what I fap to too. How do I explain to her that I browse /d/, read trap and futa hentai and enjoy sissies? She already knows I am bi-curious and seen my anal toys. we will even have sex with tail plugs in, but idk, telling her I enjoy chicks with dicks and shotas might be too much. I can just keep that a secret with me forever and never mention to her.
You do not tell her, and avoid the topic in the future. Trust me, this leads to all kinds of trap-questions, like "Am I pretty like those girls in your porn?", or "Are they prettier than me", etc. Seriously, you don't want any of that shit.
OR you teach her those questions are dumb by deliberately looking her in the eye and answering "wrongly" every time. deliberately, with the statement "don't ask questions you don't want the answers to"
OP has not responded so this is likely a bait thread. biting anyway.
I have had several girls that I fapped to loli with/fucked while we watched loli. It isn't uncommon to find girls that are into ageplay; when they're already pretending to be 8 years old while you rail them, it isn't a leap to look at cartoons of 8 year olds getting railed.
So, if your gf is into ageplay, just tell her you like porn where there's ageplay, or sometimes cartoons. if she digs into the cartoons tell her you watch things like kim possible porn "and other stuff." show her some rule34 loli and if she's into it just keep exploring together.
if she's not into ageplay and not kinky just say x-art. it is a safe option because it's so stylized and shiny that it's obvious and non-threatening to women.
People who like loli should kill themselves as they are just worthless autistic pedophiles who will never fulfill their fantasties. Just end it before your family finds out and you dishonor them. Kill yourself
It's ok it's a cartoon right when have people ever got mad because of a cartoon
Or.. leave a file for her to find. Animation and risque but not over the top. If bad reaction.. not goodfor her bein into that w you... but yer not screwed. If good? Show a collection of stuff...same as og accident file but maybe one borderline loli pic. Not hentai but tater tots not cp. Gauge reaction and act accordingly.. Same as before. At this point you will have a good idea if the situation.
dear tripple dubs. it depends on where you live. some countries allow all kinds of loli, others don't at all, and some countries allow it, if the drawing do not look like real people (e.g. if the drawing is of an actual person, or is super realistic)
anon gets it
Better than me, I was really honest my first gf (this was in high school in 2007), and she immediately yelled at me and told the school officer. I had to explain that it was anime, not actual child porn, to the cop for 30 minutes and show it to him on my laptop so they'd drop it. Inb4 my autism was high, I'm aware
On the bright side my fiancee and I regularly age-play with it so it worked out in the end
i was going to pretend to be a loli, but then i remember you can get banned for that shit.
there are some chat rooms that exist that its still 50% safe on to try, but I wouldn't.
if you ever travel to canada just be aware that it is technically illegal up there.
some dude was coming back from japan or some ching-chong land and he had a cartoon book of it and he got totally nailed for it.
yep, but strangely enough feces do not really interest me, never did something with it. The act on the contrary, diamonded.
for additional info, my wife is small, frail somewhat cute and a bit naive. The mental picture of her taking a shit is the best.
That's hot. I had two girlfriends who did that for me. It can work, some girls even find lolis hot too, in some way.
But she really has to be at least a bit fucked in her head if not a lot. You can't do that with a decently healthy minded gf, at least from my experience.
>start with 1939
How about no? How about starting with the reason the nazis were elected in the first place, the eternal jew?
Jump to 21m 24s and watch a while until he's done explaining it.
'you like loli too anon? wanna go grab a cup of coffee and talk about it?'
It makes me sick to my lower intestines to know that a chimp like you somehow made it to today without getting yourself killed with the dangerously low iq you have.
Do us all a favor and neck yourself my man, or just come to austin texas and let me do that for you. Just by knowing your intelligence is that of a small gorilla, i know that i can outsmart you and slice your neck open like a piece of swish cheese with one of my pocket knifes before you can try to get out "me no dumb" in your native jungle tongue. Take a minute to let this sink in before you slam your paw on to the keyboard with another embarrassing reply, plebeian.
i'm 99% into lolis but everything related to that shit is absolute garbage. the artist is so talentless I rage everytime I look at something he vomited.
I wish I had as much money as this anon. Those books are fucking expensive man. I only own 1 that I bought purely for the sake of owning one.
Shit's like $20+ each. Kind of a hard sell when I'm so used to getting it for free on sadpanda.
do not even bring it up. loli is a dark secret you can never tell anyone about unless you accidentally catch your cousin fapping to loli one day and you and him become closer friends bonding over your shared fetish until one day he expresses his desire to get an actual loli girlfriend and he tells you he has taken a few tutoring jobs.
long story short:my cousin is trying to be legit pedo and now there are random little girls walking in and out of his house. He hasn't done anything yet or he would have told me but I fear for him.