What is your year of birth? I want to know how old you faggots are.
I am currently 27 y/o
I was sent back in time to alter the future however I fucking can't due to lack of money and the plan going wrong.
I was told not to tell people as it might change the future.
I can here because you won't believe me anyway.
You can't prove me wrong don't even try
Btw you might want to stay indoors on the 29th October 2022 if you are in the Washington state area... Just a heads up.
What reason do I have to lie?
Just please for god sake stay out of Washington state.
Fuck that shit I have set up in Britain cus I wish that on no man.
I mean North America and Canada turn into a shitstorm but it starts in Washington state.
>Old fag, 1972 here too. These shit headed faggots don't know what the world was like before the intenets.
Having to subsist on found forest porn and the Sears catalog. Luckily I come from a long line of pervs and could steal relatives jackoff magazines.
I like seeing this. I'm 1972. A millennial at my work mentioned something he saw on 4Chan and proceeded to explain to me what 4Chan is without my asking. Didn't let on than I have been old fagging it for the last ten years.
76' here. It's habit, that's all. I used to trawl through the shit to find the odd genuine gem thread/post but even that's all gone now. I come up to the study at about the same time each day, I get used to going to the same sites. Stupid really, I could be watching fat people fall over or spectacular aircraft crashes but that's how it is I guess.
One of my greatest stashes of found porn was a grocery bag full of Hustlers and Penthouses someone hid among some bushes along a creek at a park near my house. The only reason we found it was because we were collecting tadpoles. We were collecting tadpoles because no one had invented the Internet.
Eventually, I graduated to buying porn from a video store run by some Chinese family. Never saw a more stoic bunch...the old lady didn't even bat an eye when she rang up my 4-hour Flat-chested Amateur compilation DVDs.
>feel like anyone over 25 is way too old to be on /b/ and still take themselves seriously as a human person
Hah, I stopped taking myself seriously as a human person long before I turned 18.
I'm 30 this year. All my friends have families and homes and well-paying jobs. I'm alone and sitting wide-awake at night shitposting on /b/.
If you are dumping a pic, at least dump a quality pic...
what up 81ers, you guys failing at this being a grown up shit as hard as i am?
I recently realised i am little more than the money i have saved since i've been old enough to work. If i had to describe myself it would just be that number.
And it's not exactly a breathtaking number, either.
Not him, but the world was a lot more optimistic. The exception was the angsty teens in the grunge counter culture, but then a bunch of those faggots overdosed on drugs so that kinda sorted itself out, lol.
Also show me your warface!!!!!!!
>Could you go up to a girl and talk to her without being called a misogynistic pig
>or a sexual predator?
If you weren't black, yes.
However, it was a lot harder then to get laid because girls were more prude. Girls these days are a lot sluttier and send nude pics of themselves and give blowjobs for minor services etc. That didn't happen when I was younger. I think maybe Internet porn has some role in this, so in that aspect I would rather be 23 today than in the 90s.
The future was much brighter before 9/11. The terrorists attacked us. We became cowardly and hateful and altered our way of life, let the government take away our privacy for the illusion of security. Osama bin laden might be dead, but he won.
my main board has been /v/ and then /vg/ as a broodwar player and starcraft/starcraft 2 fan I spent years enjoying much of the e~sports scene
veegees and scvs nicks for board members moved on I moved over to ck gif hc and occasionally like now have a moment to check out whats going on with b
anyhow im 41yo now and I have many female friends and an incredible lover and live fairly well aside from having traveled having had my own business during the years of 1998/2008 roughly
>But i bet you have to sacrifice more dignity and be more of a bitch these days to get those blow jobs and pics. Like change your gender to a woman for example
Based on the kik threads and snap threads and whatnot, it doesn't look at all like it. It looks like girls are willing to suck your cock just to be "accepted" to parties.
This needs a new thread. Was the future more optimistic in the 90's?
Now we are poured from the media with wars, refugees, terrorists, revolutions, inflation, market failure... This all gives you the sense like it's all going to collapse in another 20 years.
>Was the future more optimistic in the 90's?
The wall had just fallen, apartheid ended, the Internet had just become accessible to average joe and everyone saw endless possibilities with it, global warming was still not a thing and the ozon layer scare had just ended etc
Born too late to enjoy real life without being tainted by information technology overload.
Born too early to escape this shitty world with a brain chipped perfect virtual reality.
Born just in time to watch Europe get ruined by multiculturalism.
Take the worst day of your live, multiply it by a thousand, mix in fear, death, and desttruction, and you will an inkling of what it was Infintryman lament, I know I will go to Heaven, I have spent my time i Hell
I have those traits only in the slighest degree. The fact that its the way the world turns is part of it still the love and respect earned by women is something I honor. I do in fact have many female friends who I look at possible lovers sometime is how I live only shows how trashy I myself am. Still I get along in life in a rough patch here and there in the love dept but nobody's perfect
yea i always imagined it to be really fucked up. you get to watch everyone die and know youre next, all for basically no reason. then you get to come home to a country full of faggots who dont appreciate or understand what you went through
I were in Iraq you trolling nigger (no one old enough to have experienced vietnam is posting on this forum for taiwanese tapestry), and yeah, killing subhumans is fucking fun. Especially when you know that one more dead is one less likely to kill you or your comrades, or to spawn a billion terrorist babies that come to your home and kill your family in a terrorist attack.
You can change the fact that no Vietnamese ever killed or even threatened to kill any US civilian. They were at home, and all they wanted was to govern themselves and not be under the boot of a puppet of the US.
They were innocent, and you invaded their country to change the way they wanted to live
A truly brainwashed faggot soldier. You don't have anything different with your enemy. You are all the same brainwashed idiots ruining the worlds serving their puppetholders.
Those evil, human-shield-wielding gooks were anything but innocent, you fucking gook lover. Ask anyone captured and put into Vietnamese prison camps what they think about Vietnamese people.
They are heartless and soulless. There's a reason why they flay dogs alive and eat them (same with the chinese) and claim that the fear makes the meat taste better.
Goddamn, I'd been a pothead for about 2 years in 1994, and had been going to the shitty Christian school for the same amount of time. Imagine that!
>There's a reason why they flay dogs alive and eat them (same with the chinese) and claim that the fear makes the meat taste better.
that's korean, not vietnamese, retard.
And you are ally with South Korea
>Ask anyone captured and put into Vietnamese prison camps what they think about Vietnamese people.
Ask the countless innocent guy who were captured and put in secret CIA prison for having the same name than another arab who might be a terrorist.
At least the prisonner in vietnamese prisonner camps weren't innocent people.
>Doesn't mean i am not right.
There are plenty of differences, you fucking faggot.
>cut little girls vaginas
>marry 7 year old girls and rape them
>cut of hands for not being the "right" kind of muslim
>cut of heads for the same
>go to the west and kill as many people as possible in terrorist attacks
But sure, go on and pretend that their sandnigger culture is so much better than your white culture, you fucking refugees welcome race traitor. I hope you enjoy your cuckold fantasies, because they are becoming very real very soon.
I don't know if you are baiting me but I'll tell you this. I just got back from my tour, I'm walking to change planes in SanFrancisco, walk past a group of kids my age,, and it starts Baby Killer You should have come home in a Body Bag, and one fuck spit on me. That was our Homecoming, no parades, no thank you for your service, just that shit. We were mostly draftees, did what our country asked us to do and our country turned it's back on us. Still We did our duty, served with honor and came home in ones and twos, not in large units. No parade, no, flags waveing. People didn't care whatnwe saw what we went through, they pushed us off to the side and made believe we didn't exist. We made them uncomfortable, embarrased them. My best friend dodged the draft, ten years later he said , I always admired what you did, You went and wete tested, I'll never know if I could have measured up. He is still my best friend. Some bonds can never be broken
>chinese do it
>vietnamese do it
South Koreans do not do it. South Korean culture is very much like Japanese culture.
>Ask the countless innocent guy who were captured and put in secret CIA prison for having the same name than another arab who might be a terrorist.
If they can't handle a wet cloth in their face they are weak and don't deserve life anyway.
I never said they were better than us,you fucking faggot. I told him he was the same faggot as his enemies were. Learn to read and understand. I don't give a shit who he was fighting for.
You are no different.
You too will be fooled.
It is sad how often we are all divided.
Because we do not love the truth we are given over to the lie.
It should have been Treat all men as brothers do unto them as you would have them do unto you.
Instead greed and evil win out for a time.
This test is going to be horrible and humiliating to almost every one.
Lol I'm 96 and it seems there are some who thinks we're too young to be here.
I'd like to remind you we're not in 2006, we're in 2016, 98s are adults in most states :v
Also wasn't 4chan made by a 16yo guy? :3