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Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rem claimed
>New episode was good
Miho claimed
I wanna make sweet love to her
Claimed.
Rogue One Reporting In
I SPOKE TO GOD TODAY, AND SHE SAID THAT SHE'S ASHAMED.
WHAT HAVE I DONE, WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
I SPOKE TO THE DEVIL TODAY, AND HE SWEARS HE'S NOT TO BLAME
AND I UNDERSTOOD, CAUSE I FEEL THE SAME.
>>702550250
Why so sad Rem?
>>702550260
Cool, enjoy the thread I guess, I'm just posting lyrics because Kneesocks isn't the only one who is allowed to.
Claimed
>>702551248
>>702551487
ARMS WIDE OPEN, I STAND ALONE
I'M NO HERO, AND I'M NOT MADE OF STONE
RIGHT OR WRONG, I CAN HARDLY TELL
I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HEAVEN, AND THE RIGHTEOUS SIDE OF HELL
>>702551987
*Hugs*
>>702551248
That FFDP though
Holy fuckballs these pizzas we have at work now are huge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUBVPckOr2U
I demand that the thread live once more!
>>702552833
Here's my contribution.
>>702553072
Damn I want to rub my dick between her thights and cum on her stomach
>>702552684
>>702552833
Only pantsu I have.
>>702553072
Hi there Homu.
>>702551174
>>702552309
>>702552089
LET'S TAKE A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE
WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY AND I WASNT INSANE
BACK BEFORE THE WORLD GOT INSIDE OF MY HEART
BEFORE ALL THE SICKNESS ALMOST TORE ME APART
>>702552173
Xbox hueg or just huge?
>>702553279
Claimed
>>702553517
Нет, это не имеет никакого смысла вообще.
>>702553686
>purple skin
No thank you
>>702553886
Bright and vibrant colors ftw
>>702553072
That's pretty nice
>>702553411
How are you then? I'm just looking into some old folders and things
>>702554053
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism
>>702554180
Kind of bored, I guess.
Might play something soon.
>>702554271
Also used to attract in primates
>>702554502
Yeah well we also are one of the few species to have sex for pleasure.
So fuck your purple skinned bitch
Claiming, how's everyone?
>>702554301
Oh, League?
>>702554605
I will
>>702554645
Well enough. Just waiting a little bit then going for my run.
How're you?
>>702553072
>>702553450
Not exactly what I was looking for, but I guess the bumps help.
>>702550606
Who's that?
>>702554834
Doing some more homework. Have a lot to do before Thursday
>>702554932
It's not that dead.
>>702553581
She was a princess, she could've been a queen
She had the angels beneath her broken wings
She had the vision, she had the sight
She wants perfection, she wants it right
>>702555099
Homework is no fun.
Think I finally need to get on to making a 'Do it for her' for Shiro.
Howdy folks
>>702555496
I want to do the same for Yuuki. I have the template but haven't made it yet
>>702555827
YUUUUUUNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>702555827
Hi.
>>702553450
Howdy.
>tfw you're in the middle of a game but then windows 8 forces an update
>>702555797
I would eat that with some garlic and a bit of tomato sauce in the oven to be honest
>>702554795
Dunno, I'll see.
I don't like playing soloQ
>>702555990
How are you today?
>>702555959
I've been way too lazy. Doing it now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2mS3uDqQL4
>>702555959
YUUUUUUUKKKKKKIIIIIIIII!!!!
>>702555969
I don't speak taco
Sup
>>702556075
#rekt
>>702556167
Heya
>>702556075
RIP
>>702555990
Hey homura
>>702556167
Hey there rem
>>702555111
Only slightly
>>702555320
Hey there gun cat
>>702556455
Fran, do you like The Avalanches?
>>702556421
Dem titties
+pink hair
Quality waifu
>>702556306
Could always duo Q but it's not much different.
>>702556354
Good, just a little hungry for now. About to get some food.
>>702556455
Hey Fran.
I'M NEVER GONNA LIVE
NEVER GONNA GIVE
NEVER GONNA DIE YOUR WAY
FUCK NO! GO AWAY!
NEVER GONNA TRY,
NEVER WONDER WHY
NEVER GONNA CHANGE
NO, SAY IT, WHAT
>>702555827
What's up Gasai?
>>702556455
REEEEE
>>702556354
I've never seen the actual scene it's from.. that's so sweet
>>702556421
WUZ GUD NIGGA
>>702556696
Grazie, Tali is the only reason I played ME
>>702556910
Hello kike gun that is god tier in black ops 1
>>702556933
Lasagna nigga!
Hello y'all
How is everybody today?
mfw its an eternity for anything to post
>>702557058
Oh man I want lasagna now. I think we're having roast beef tonight
wew that only took us a whopping 20 min
god damn it, well im back but also gone right away
>>702556421
hey gasai is on early
>>702556455
in pieces
>>702556421
I see you're doing well.
>>702556075
Rip, got the update just now too
>>702556455
Hi Fran
>>702557125
No
>>702557129
Rip you
>>702557234
Took me seven
>>702556600
Yes, why?
>>702556696
Dat stabbing
Dem murders
>>702556766
How goes it?
>I don't play ranked, and I prefer to at least have be queued with my ADC, since I main support
>>702556910
Since their mouths are sorta their barrels, I think, wouldn't it be unsafe to kiss a gun-girl?
Does their breath smell like gunpowder?
Can guns get pregnant?
Can you even fuck a gun?
>>702557125
A qt
>>702557234
I could play with you on my EU account, less lag on your end
>>702556766
Nice, nice. I had some ramen earlier.
I'm just making a 'Do it for her' for Shiro and listening to some music.
>>702556933
It is.
>>702556421
Hey. What ya up to?
It translates to 'Queens of the Yandere' I believe.
>>702557058
Iktf
>>702557385
The more crazy the girl is in general the more crazy she is in bed
>>702550606
yoink
>>702557234
What the fuck is she doing in this gif?
>>702557292
Are you being mean because you want me to join call and I can't? :'(
>>702557385
"a qt" says the qtiest
>>702557385
I dunno.
Some Fran linked a song by them earlier and I didn't know if that was you or the other Fran.
I don't think you'll link me any song out of nowhere, though.
>>702557125
Heya Rube!
>>702557188
Not bad, not bad at all
>>702557234
This is early?
>>702557292
Eh I'm getting there
>>702557424
Eating, you?
Oh that make sense
>>702557292
uh seven?
>>702557385
im not playing league but thanks
>>702557590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIw9UT9DK-I
>>702557744
you usually come on when its about 3 am for me
>its 1 now
i dont know your time zone
>>702557744
Making a 'Do it for her' for Shiro, then going for a run.
>>702557292
What are you doing?
>>702557513
She might try to "stab" you, if you know what I mean
>>702557591
No, that is you!
>>702557638
That was me, it was Frontier Psychiatrist
It's about watching TV while stoned
why is may from guilty gear a fuckin loli shes 20
>>702557292
yes rip me, now go back to your shit posting
>>702557744
What's up youknow? How's your day so far?
>>702557887
Okay, we've talked many times about this. You are the QTIEST. End of discussion
>>702557863
US central, its 5:45pm here
>>702557883
Mmm I made one for yuno long time ago
>>702558105
Because Japan
>But without Japan we wouldnt have senrans
>>702558201
Woke up pretty late, eating and maybe go for a walk
Hows yours?
>>702558203
Your in the same time zone as me. Where are you
>>702558367
Dallas, TX
>>702557744
Anything major happening?
>>702557863
Seven minutes for the recent Windows update
>>702557887
Playing death run
>>702558105
I don't even have the captcha solving ability to shitpost
>>702558431
Columbus, MS
Been to dallas though very nice
>>702557863
Oh. What game?
>>702558201
What makes me the qtiest?
>>702557887
I know what the song is about.
I've told you that is my favourite song aswell, but you left.
You never reply to me because you think I'm a shitposter, that's why it was confusing.
Sometimes quiet is violent
I find it hard to hide it
My pride is no longer inside
It's on my sleeve
My skin will scream
Reminding me of
Who I killed inside my dream
>>702557125
What's good Ruby?
>>702557234
Hey bb, how're ya?
>>702557385
Hair is barrel, maybe,maybe and yeah.
>>702558431
You live in Dallas?Shit dude, I'm in Houston.
>>702558203
I've been very lazy.
>>702558316
Same here, had a party yesterday so waking up early wouldn't happen.
I'm just playing and watching videos, and being here, pretty much.
Do you go out for a walk everyday?
>>702558606
Do I really need to explain that?
>>702558710
Galil! Dude, I've been missing you! How are you? I'm fine, nothing interesting, just chilling.
>will you ever come to the stream?
>>702558710
about to leave sorry my friend
i will be back for another thread not planning on sleeping
>>702558203
oh kek, thats pretty late
>>702558557
oh but i have 8 and i dunno
perhaps my pc just sucks
>>702558606
smite
>alright ban time is over, bye guys
>>702558203
true, but without japan we would all be outside and chads, but not douches, so not chads
>>702558557
rip you
>>702558557
Just my "E-gf" has been gone for a while and finally returned
>>702558564
Mmm not too far off
... Actually nevermind its 2 hours just to drive to Louisiana with how big Texas is
>>702558710
Bruh you're near Smug Shinoa
>>702558764
Maybe you just don't love your waifu enough ;)
>>702558851
Falls coming, meaning no more triple digit heat, yeah I'll definitely be going out more
>>702558980
Late to wake up, feelsbad
Farewell
>>702559193
No.
>>702559185
Would have played futbol if it weren't for video games
I'm being the most MLG fiddlesticks in the wooorld!
Claimed!
>>702558431
>>702558710
Dallas is dangerous, Houston is full of Asians since it's 3/4 Chinatown
>>702558980
I have an Intel i3 core
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE
>>702559185
If I had a 4chan pass I would invest my time in places that require shitposting
>>702559193
Ah, my other old enemy-who-used-to-be-a-best-friend who probably has suicidal thoughts now
>saves my effort
>>702557744
We're eating it with rice and some other sides
Going to eat. Be back later
>>702558557
Don't think I've heard of it
I'm watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes, about to play some league
>>702558633
Oh, I don't think I saw that. It's a good song
My favorite song would be The Internet is Everywhere by Jeff Rosenstock
https://youtu.be/eCF-YP6kh_8
You have shitposted
>>702558710
So it's tiddies are handguard, stock is ass, hair is barrel, and trigger is vagoo. Are the eyes sights? Is anus the ejection port? What is the magazine? Your dick?
>>702558851
I can't be THAT qt, can I?
>>702558980
Bye!
>>702559320
Smh tbh familiar
>>702559378
Heya garde
>>702559393
That's why I carry a knife with me
>Father doesnt trust me to walk around with a gun
>>702559451
I would ask which kind but I remember you niggas aint got mexican stuff
>>702559675
Hiya Yuno! What's up?
>>702559539
I was talking about my favourite song from the album.
Yeah, you probably didn't because you never replied back.
>>702559784
Eating and watching animus
You?
Your grandpa died
When you were nine
They said he had lost his mind
You have learned
Way too soon
You should never trust the Pantaloon
>>702558851
Yeah I was gone for two weeks but I'm back for at least a month now.
>>702558980
Shit, alright bye man.
>>702559193
I might have to meet him someday
>>702559393
Dangerous Dallas, Horrible Houston, Autistic Austin.
>>702559539
Who knows
>>702559675
Once you're 18 you can do what you want man. Well, technically 21 but whatever.
>>702559853
Just about to start a league game with shino and fran.
>>702559907
I'm 23, parents secretly think I'm a psycho so they're not going to hand me a gun so easily
>>702559944
Rekt em good
>>702559378
Whatever you say man
>>702559849
What would you say your favorite song is?
>>702559907
This makes no sense!
>>702559539
It's basically parkour at the sake of the one enemy with control of the map
>>702559675
Don't get shot
>>702559907
>Fortified Fort Worth
>>702560124
will do o7
(starting now)
>>702559193
Shouldn't it be the other way around? Going out when it's summer?
>>702559378
Gardy~~~
>>702559539
Well, you are, Shino said so!
>>702559907
Stay forever!
>>702559193
Yeah its like a 8hr drive or something
>>702560231
>best poke waifu
>>702559350
rip
>>702559393
>4chan pass
thats like paying for reddit gold, a pointless premium for shilling idiots
>places that require shitposting
what places might that be
>>702560124
You can go buy one yourself man, the day I turned 18 I bought a Mossberg 500 and my mom couldn't do shit about it
>>702560139
Shut ya mouth
>>702560194
>
>>702560329
I hope so bb!
Iroha claimed
You all lose
Wow
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>702560139
I just mentioned it.
The one you've posted.
Claimed
>>702560194
Niggers can't shoot
>>702560231
Make me proud!
>>702560329
I'm a autumn kind of person, I dread the summer heat cause it makes a/c attic jobs pure hell
>>702560538
It suprises me to see others talking about driving across states but I forget how big exactly Texas is that I'm used to taking the same hours JUST to get to another city
>>702560546
Rip indeed
>>702560659
Yeah I dunno what gun to start with
I'm a CoD/Destiny kiddie so I know jackshit about real guns
>>702560659
Forgot the lyrics.
Someone said, "Where you going?"
Someone said to you, "Goodbye."
They deflect the disrespect when they say that they blame it on the times
They blame it on the time.
>>702560776
FUCKING WEW LAD
>>702560776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
>>702560776
God dammit.
>>702560855
Well i was a trucker for a bit so im used to driving cross states. And yes texas is huge
>>702560546
I dunno, furry threads?
>I don't count Galil as furry
>>702560659
Was it a bad alliteration?
>>702560776
So close
>>702560855
That's why I meant white people
>>702560789
Cheesy
>>702560776
I'm sorry
>>702560659
No hoping, promise me!
>>702560855
Oh, that makes more sense. I'm the same though, I hate going out on summer. It sucks
>>702560934
offbyone
>>702560776
WOAH SO CLOSE
>>702561028
Are you the only person ever to not like Stranger Things?
>>702561011
Oh hell how do you put up with not being home for a very long time? Let alone the time going through states
>>702561028
Well im not white, rip me
>>702561215
Besides, autumn means kids go to school, peaceful afternoon hours AND halloween is candy season for me
>>702561455
I wqs home every weekend
And I begin to envy the headlights driving south
I want to crack the door so I can just fall out
But then I remember when you packed my car
You reached in the back and buckled up your heart
>>702560855
You ever shot one before?
>>702560934
CRAWLIIING IN NY SKIIIIIN, THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEEEAAALLL
>>702561028
Galil is just a neko with fox bits instead of cat bits, so she can't be furry.
And yeah it was horrifying.
>>702561215
Don't worry, I'll always be here for you Ruby, I promise.
>>702561291
I don't even know what it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_GkSAqle80
I'm off for my run. See y'all soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIgcIKTdakI
>>702561291
I don't know why people like it
>>702561455
I was told
>>702561679
>"oldfags" say otherwise
So bored
>>702561679
C-claiming
>>702561951
Ginko
https://youtu.be/DHHm5ul_bj8
>>702562069
Try sleeping
>>702561577
Ah
>>702561679
I shot the M9 my father has for home defense but it was in the sky so it felt like no recoil
>>702562010
Have fun
>>702562053
At least Im not a nigger
>>702562069
Wank
>>702562323
Hello
>>702562450
Ive only been up 3 hours
>>702562718
Did that
>>702562314
You say you're lookin' for someone
Who's never weak but always strong
To protect you and defend you
Whether you are right or wrong
Someone to open each and every door.
But it ain't me, babe
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.
>>702562718
Get an SKS
>>702562802
Wank again
>>702562924
The hell you think this is, battlefield?
Yi adc works about as well you would think, horribly
>>702560194
Seems good
>>702560329
He did?
>>702560659
Why don't they explain any of this shit?
>>702560784
No. Out of everything
>>702559675
I'm back. Basic white family dinner: roast beef, white rice, steamed broccoli and some dinner rolls
Fell asleep, ended up sleeping all day
Claiming Felix
>>702562069
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
>>702562373
Heya, don't think I've seen you before.
That's some pretty good music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbmt1ZOZOFM
>>702563358
Mexican rice is the bomb
>>702562718
You're a spic
>>702563276
It's fun
>>702563395
Best cat
>thanks for your bidding this episode
>>702562718
Hello anon.
Up to anything?
Man I feel bad for you autistic virgins hahaha
Alright, here's one of my favorites
Some folks are born, made to wave the flag
Ooo, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief"
Ooo, they point the cannon at you, Lord
>>702563089
SKS is a good gun, low recoil, efficient, reliable, cheap, cheap ammo, low recoil, very easily customizable, and very sexy with some nice wood on it.
You nigger.
>>702563276
Because nobody really cares.We just want cute girls with guns doing cute things.
>>702563395
Hey qt, you shouldn't sleep all day you know!
I lost... hard :c
>>702560538
sacho bby!
>>702560329
Hey there qtROODby
>>702563395
Sounds good man
>>702563396
Hey ginko!
>>702563515
Might get it, or at least look into it
>>702562802
Then I don't know.
KAWAII KAWAII DESU DESU ME ANON KUN OTAKU :3 IM HERE TO STEAL UR WAIFU FOR ERP POOPY PEE PEE TIME!
>>702563515
Yo shush!
I haven't seen it at all yet
>>702563749
Is this really the caliber of autism you sad little virgins have reached? Cringe
>>702563749
Why didn't you ansewr me beforehand?
What's your motivation behind your posting?
>>702563089
I did
>>702563396
wat
>>702563704
.....
>>702563491
Oh I love Mexican rice too
>>702563627
But my autism! It must be answered!
>>702563693
I know...
>>702563896
I WANT POO POO PEE TIME MY WAIFU HAS NEW HUSBANDO :( ME SEE KAWAII WAIFUS AND COME FOR PEE PEE FUN TIME!!!!!
>>702563749
>>702563866
>>702564029
This level of samefagging is really fucking sad
>>702563702
Hey Fran, how's life?
>>702563924
Special:Random gives you a random page each time. Since you're bored, you could waste some time trying to find an interesting page.
>>702564114
Damage control, I bet you're the sad autist who posted that shit, that's all these neck beard threads are anywAy
>>702563515
That I am
>>702563585
Eating lasagna, you?
>>702563627
Better not be some meme gun, I'm serious about home defense and shootin niggers when I get an excuse to
>>702563693
Rip
>>702563924
Wank til you're unbored
>>702563981
Oh good you actually had it
>>702564286
>>702563924
Don't worry, you'll find yourself something.
>>702564029
No, I mean what is it that makes you come back here to do what you do?
>>702564302
Gonna try again, wish us luck!
Time to play some more league. Now I'm adc, so I'll try to carry
>>702564253
Pretty good, just sad/salty about league
>>702564514
We won't
ITT: Eternal Virgin Weaboos Who are so Socially Disconnected They Aren't Aware how Cringeworthy Anime is, Much Less Pretending to be/date a Chinese cartoon Character
>>702564302
Let me clarify. I've had what they call Mexican rice at Mexican restaurants. Whether or not it's actual Mexican rice to you is up for debate
>>702564571
Stop avoiding my questions
>>702563396
We've talked about Tatami Galaxy, how you don't really know about genres and you showed me this remix.
https://youtu.be/mR92pCPcenE
Here is a song
https://youtu.be/bSG_CjcbfKI
>>702564571
Why is everything capitalized
>>702564571
Can you just leave us alone? Yes I have autism and I've never kissed a girl, none of us have. Anime is all we have so leave us alone bully
CLAIMU
>>702564253
oh
>>702564302
>faps again
>>702564478
Still bored
>>702564571
>>702564736
Stop talking to yourself anon
>>702563995
So?
>>702564302
Its no meme, and if you get an SKS-D it can take AK magazines (you can modify a normal one to take them, but this usually has lackluster results)
>>702564765
Who are you
>>702564793
I wew'd in my pants
MOMMYYYY!!! THEY KEEP BEING MEAN IN MY WAIFU THREAD! THEY ARENT FOLLWING THE RULES *shits adult diaper* MOMMY MOMMY MY GIRLFRIEND LOOKS JUST LIKE MY PILLOW! :3
>>702563858
You should
>>702564302
A long tall spic
