Waifu claiming thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>New episode was good
I wanna make sweet love to her
I SPOKE TO GOD TODAY, AND SHE SAID THAT SHE'S ASHAMED.
WHAT HAVE I DONE, WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
I SPOKE TO THE DEVIL TODAY, AND HE SWEARS HE'S NOT TO BLAME
AND I UNDERSTOOD, CAUSE I FEEL THE SAME.
Why so sad Rem?
Cool, enjoy the thread I guess, I'm just posting lyrics because Kneesocks isn't the only one who is allowed to.
ARMS WIDE OPEN, I STAND ALONE
I'M NO HERO, AND I'M NOT MADE OF STONE
RIGHT OR WRONG, I CAN HARDLY TELL
I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HEAVEN, AND THE RIGHTEOUS SIDE OF HELL
That FFDP though
Holy fuckballs these pizzas we have at work now are huge
I demand that the thread live once more!
Only pantsu I have.
Hi there Homu.
LET'S TAKE A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE
WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY AND I WASNT INSANE
BACK BEFORE THE WORLD GOT INSIDE OF MY HEART
BEFORE ALL THE SICKNESS ALMOST TORE ME APART
Xbox hueg or just huge?
That's pretty nice
How are you then? I'm just looking into some old folders and things
Kind of bored, I guess.
Might play something soon.
Well enough. Just waiting a little bit then going for my run.
Not exactly what I was looking for, but I guess the bumps help.
Doing some more homework. Have a lot to do before Thursday
She was a princess, she could've been a queen
She had the angels beneath her broken wings
She had the vision, she had the sight
She wants perfection, she wants it right
Homework is no fun.
Think I finally need to get on to making a 'Do it for her' for Shiro.
I want to do the same for Yuuki. I have the template but haven't made it yet
>tfw you're in the middle of a game but then windows 8 forces an update
Dunno, I'll see.
I don't like playing soloQ
How are you today?
I've been way too lazy. Doing it now.
I don't speak taco
Hey there rem
Hey there gun cat
Could always duo Q but it's not much different.
Good, just a little hungry for now. About to get some food.
I'M NEVER GONNA LIVE
NEVER GONNA GIVE
NEVER GONNA DIE YOUR WAY
FUCK NO! GO AWAY!
NEVER GONNA TRY,
NEVER WONDER WHY
NEVER GONNA CHANGE
NO, SAY IT, WHAT
What's up Gasai?
I've never seen the actual scene it's from.. that's so sweet
WUZ GUD NIGGA
Grazie, Tali is the only reason I played ME
Hello kike gun that is god tier in black ops 1
Oh man I want lasagna now. I think we're having roast beef tonight
wew that only took us a whopping 20 min
god damn it, well im back but also gone right away
hey gasai is on early
I see you're doing well.
Rip, got the update just now too
Took me seven
How goes it?
>I don't play ranked, and I prefer to at least have be queued with my ADC, since I main support
Since their mouths are sorta their barrels, I think, wouldn't it be unsafe to kiss a gun-girl?
Does their breath smell like gunpowder?
Can guns get pregnant?
Can you even fuck a gun?
I could play with you on my EU account, less lag on your end
Nice, nice. I had some ramen earlier.
I'm just making a 'Do it for her' for Shiro and listening to some music.
Hey. What ya up to?
It translates to 'Queens of the Yandere' I believe.
The more crazy the girl is in general the more crazy she is in bed
Are you being mean because you want me to join call and I can't? :'(
"a qt" says the qtiest
Some Fran linked a song by them earlier and I didn't know if that was you or the other Fran.
I don't think you'll link me any song out of nowhere, though.
Not bad, not bad at all
This is early?
Eh I'm getting there
Oh that make sense
im not playing league but thanks
you usually come on when its about 3 am for me
>its 1 now
i dont know your time zone
Making a 'Do it for her' for Shiro, then going for a run.
What are you doing?
She might try to "stab" you, if you know what I mean
No, that is you!
That was me, it was Frontier Psychiatrist
It's about watching TV while stoned
why is may from guilty gear a fuckin loli shes 20
yes rip me, now go back to your shit posting
What's up youknow? How's your day so far?
Okay, we've talked many times about this. You are the QTIEST. End of discussion
US central, its 5:45pm here
Mmm I made one for yuno long time ago
>But without Japan we wouldnt have senrans
Woke up pretty late, eating and maybe go for a walk
Your in the same time zone as me. Where are you
Anything major happening?
Seven minutes for the recent Windows update
Playing death run
I don't even have the captcha solving ability to shitpost
Oh. What game?
What makes me the qtiest?
I know what the song is about.
I've told you that is my favourite song aswell, but you left.
You never reply to me because you think I'm a shitposter, that's why it was confusing.
Sometimes quiet is violent
I find it hard to hide it
My pride is no longer inside
It's on my sleeve
My skin will scream
Reminding me of
Who I killed inside my dream
What's good Ruby?
Hey bb, how're ya?
Hair is barrel, maybe,maybe and yeah.
You live in Dallas?Shit dude, I'm in Houston.
Same here, had a party yesterday so waking up early wouldn't happen.
I'm just playing and watching videos, and being here, pretty much.
Do you go out for a walk everyday?
Do I really need to explain that?
Galil! Dude, I've been missing you! How are you? I'm fine, nothing interesting, just chilling.
>will you ever come to the stream?
about to leave sorry my friend
i will be back for another thread not planning on sleeping
oh kek, thats pretty late
oh but i have 8 and i dunno
perhaps my pc just sucks
>alright ban time is over, bye guys
true, but without japan we would all be outside and chads, but not douches, so not chads
Just my "E-gf" has been gone for a while and finally returned
Mmm not too far off
... Actually nevermind its 2 hours just to drive to Louisiana with how big Texas is
Bruh you're near Smug Shinoa
Maybe you just don't love your waifu enough ;)
Falls coming, meaning no more triple digit heat, yeah I'll definitely be going out more
Late to wake up, feelsbad
Would have played futbol if it weren't for video games
I'm being the most MLG fiddlesticks in the wooorld!
Dallas is dangerous, Houston is full of Asians since it's 3/4 Chinatown
I have an Intel i3 core
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE
If I had a 4chan pass I would invest my time in places that require shitposting
Ah, my other old enemy-who-used-to-be-a-best-friend who probably has suicidal thoughts now
>saves my effort
We're eating it with rice and some other sides
Going to eat. Be back later
Don't think I've heard of it
I'm watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes, about to play some league
Oh, I don't think I saw that. It's a good song
My favorite song would be The Internet is Everywhere by Jeff Rosenstock
You have shitposted
So it's tiddies are handguard, stock is ass, hair is barrel, and trigger is vagoo. Are the eyes sights? Is anus the ejection port? What is the magazine? Your dick?
I can't be THAT qt, can I?
Smh tbh familiar
That's why I carry a knife with me
>Father doesnt trust me to walk around with a gun
I would ask which kind but I remember you niggas aint got mexican stuff
I was talking about my favourite song from the album.
Yeah, you probably didn't because you never replied back.
Eating and watching animus
Your grandpa died
When you were nine
They said he had lost his mind
You have learned
Way too soon
You should never trust the Pantaloon
Yeah I was gone for two weeks but I'm back for at least a month now.
Shit, alright bye man.
I might have to meet him someday
Dangerous Dallas, Horrible Houston, Autistic Austin.
Once you're 18 you can do what you want man. Well, technically 21 but whatever.
Just about to start a league game with shino and fran.
I'm 23, parents secretly think I'm a psycho so they're not going to hand me a gun so easily
Rekt em good
Whatever you say man
What would you say your favorite song is?
This makes no sense!
It's basically parkour at the sake of the one enemy with control of the map
Don't get shot
>Fortified Fort Worth
will do o7
Shouldn't it be the other way around? Going out when it's summer?
Well, you are, Shino said so!
thats like paying for reddit gold, a pointless premium for shilling idiots
>places that require shitposting
what places might that be
You can go buy one yourself man, the day I turned 18 I bought a Mossberg 500 and my mom couldn't do shit about it
Shut ya mouth
I hope so bb!
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
Niggers can't shoot
Make me proud!
I'm a autumn kind of person, I dread the summer heat cause it makes a/c attic jobs pure hell
It suprises me to see others talking about driving across states but I forget how big exactly Texas is that I'm used to taking the same hours JUST to get to another city
Yeah I dunno what gun to start with
I'm a CoD/Destiny kiddie so I know jackshit about real guns
Forgot the lyrics.
Someone said, "Where you going?"
Someone said to you, "Goodbye."
They deflect the disrespect when they say that they blame it on the times
They blame it on the time.
FUCKING WEW LAD
I dunno, furry threads?
>I don't count Galil as furry
Was it a bad alliteration?
That's why I meant white people
No hoping, promise me!
Oh, that makes more sense. I'm the same though, I hate going out on summer. It sucks
Oh hell how do you put up with not being home for a very long time? Let alone the time going through states
Well im not white, rip me
Besides, autumn means kids go to school, peaceful afternoon hours AND halloween is candy season for me
And I begin to envy the headlights driving south
I want to crack the door so I can just fall out
But then I remember when you packed my car
You reached in the back and buckled up your heart
You ever shot one before?
CRAWLIIING IN NY SKIIIIIN, THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEEEAAALLL
Galil is just a neko with fox bits instead of cat bits, so she can't be furry.
And yeah it was horrifying.
Don't worry, I'll always be here for you Ruby, I promise.
I don't even know what it is.
I'm off for my run. See y'all soon.
I don't know why people like it
I was told
>"oldfags" say otherwise
I shot the M9 my father has for home defense but it was in the sky so it felt like no recoil
At least Im not a nigger
You say you're lookin' for someone
Who's never weak but always strong
To protect you and defend you
Whether you are right or wrong
Someone to open each and every door.
But it ain't me, babe
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.
Get an SKS
The hell you think this is, battlefield?
Yi adc works about as well you would think, horribly
Why don't they explain any of this shit?
No. Out of everything
I'm back. Basic white family dinner: roast beef, white rice, steamed broccoli and some dinner rolls
Fell asleep, ended up sleeping all day
Heya, don't think I've seen you before.
That's some pretty good music.
You're a spic
>thanks for your bidding this episode
Alright, here's one of my favorites
Some folks are born, made to wave the flag
Ooo, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the Chief"
Ooo, they point the cannon at you, Lord
SKS is a good gun, low recoil, efficient, reliable, cheap, cheap ammo, low recoil, very easily customizable, and very sexy with some nice wood on it.
Because nobody really cares.We just want cute girls with guns doing cute things.
Hey qt, you shouldn't sleep all day you know!
I lost... hard :c
Hey there qtROODby
Sounds good man
Might get it, or at least look into it
I haven't seen it at all yet
But my autism! It must be answered!
Hey Fran, how's life?
Special:Random gives you a random page each time. Since you're bored, you could waste some time trying to find an interesting page.
That I am
Eating lasagna, you?
Better not be some meme gun, I'm serious about home defense and shootin niggers when I get an excuse to
Wank til you're unbored
Oh good you actually had it
Don't worry, you'll find yourself something.
No, I mean what is it that makes you come back here to do what you do?
Gonna try again, wish us luck!
Time to play some more league. Now I'm adc, so I'll try to carry
Pretty good, just sad/salty about league
Let me clarify. I've had what they call Mexican rice at Mexican restaurants. Whether or not it's actual Mexican rice to you is up for debate
We've talked about Tatami Galaxy, how you don't really know about genres and you showed me this remix.
Here is a song
Its no meme, and if you get an SKS-D it can take AK magazines (you can modify a normal one to take them, but this usually has lackluster results)
Who are you
I wew'd in my pants