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so my moms firend (8/10) milf friend is sleeping in the guest room, shes hot as fuck and ive been wanting to fuck her for years.

my mom and her have been drinking and were fairly drunk (both are asleep as far as im aware)

need tips/ideas on how to go about feeling her up/fingering her without her waking up and ruining my life?

if i can get some half decent ideas i will post pics, hearts racing like fuck but needs to be done.

>inb4 prison
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Just go up to her and say "You're hot as fuck"
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>>702549322
lol shes asleep, need tips from some of the master pervs here.
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>>702549015
Go to the guestroom and check if she is asleep, then take pics and try to see more and take more pice. If she wakes up, pretend that you needed something in the room
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is she with your mom ?
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>>702549015
First post a (clothed) pic of her so we know what she lookes like
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>>702549015
>if i can get some half decent ideas i will post pics
that's not how it works here, nigger. post pics and you will be guided.
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well

if she is classy do this :
make sure whilst she is round your house you dress up .

flirt with her using body language (wink at her give her seductive smiles ect )

be confident

also keep in mind op this could take a while to get her to like you

and remember in the end of the day its her decision and don't rush her

or if shes a slut
just break into her room and fuck the bitch


>i have a master-degree is pussyoligy (the study of pussy)
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Don't go fullonrapist right now OP. Wait til you get drunk with her again and make a pass that you can later apologize for if she isn't receptive.
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>>702551229
this

get drunk with her if you do anything sexual blame it on the alcohol
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>>702549015
don't be a fucking idiot and just jerk of in your room.
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>>702551740
>>702551229
This.

Women love to have a crutch to excuse their actions. Alcohol is perfect for that, it gives them a way out so there is no guilt.

If you must do it right now, walk in quietly but don't act like your sneaking. Take a pic if you can, if she wakes up tell her you're looking for something.
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is OP dead ?
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>>702549015
You go to India, you study from the masters of rape. You work in call centre and call everyone Raj. You go to college of curry and learn the way of milf. You go back home and resurrecthe harambe l, milf will suck your dick while you call her Raj
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Just go eat her out while she sleeps. She will wake up horny and fuck you
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kek
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fuck
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Have you ever felt poop on your skin?
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>>702550841
>it's her decision
Go away we're practically giving OP rape advice.
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