Whats up /b/. I just got out of jail. Why you ask? Because I got caught selling week for the 5th time. Got put in for 2 years. Best 2 years of my life. Op is not a faggot this time and im willing to go back to jail. Trips decide how I get put back. I am also going on the run for as long as I can for a bit of fun challenge. No murder or rape. Will stream the crime live. Start rolling faggots.
(B)Shit into your hand and throw it at a cop
(C)Reenact Harambe by pushing a nigger into the gorilla park at the zoo
(D)Walk up to a black police officer and say
>Have you been rolling in too much mud pig?
Roll for these options anyone?
Start a punk band, build a reputation for shitting on stage, flinging it at the audience, eating it, smearing it on yourself, beating the shit out of the audience, sexually assaulting them, and doing insane amounts of drugs. Then go on tour until you end up in the hospital or jail. Or dead. Whatever.
>1.- get blood extraction equipment
>2.- pay guy with aids for blood
>3.- insert blood into really powerful water gun
>4.- shoot water gun at someone you hate (bonus if someone famous everyone hates)
if you wanna go back to jail, at least do it in style
What's the matter kid? Don't you like clowns? Ain't we fuckin' funny? Don't we make you fuckin' laugh? Listen, I'ma come back here in an hour and if you can't give me a good reason why you don't like clowns, I'ma kill your entire fuckin' family. Now go on, git!
>three square meals a day
>cable TV and shit
>getting laid constantly
Shit, those animals have it better that a lot of hard working, decent folks like myself do. They should make it a place that those fucks don't ever want to go back to again. That'll solve our runaway crime problem. Remember this thread was made by an unrepentant marijuana addict and drug lord. Oh well, at least Jesus is just, and Hell awaits this piece of shit when he finally ODs.