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Happened to me at uni on friday
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Happened to me at uni on friday

>start project work on mandatory course
>happen to be in same group with an attrctive girl
>after class follow her to uni cafeteria
>while queuing ask questions from girl but she is a bit quiet
>follow her to her table
>try to maintain conversation with her but she just browses her phone
>she leaves even though I have food left

"Oh anon, just be yourself and you will get any girl you want!" Fuck that and fuck women.
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You autistic fuck
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kek you fucking creep
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>>702545410
Nigger your story sound like you just fedora clinged your self to her back and stalked her. Dont be your self you are an autistic faggot.
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>>702545410
>>702545410
Her thoughts "Jesus Christ I got stuck with this autistic beta orbiter for my project..." "Fuck is he really gonna follow me to the cafeteria? Maybe if I ignore him he'll get the hint"
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>>702545869
"Obvi not"
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>>702545410
Eurotrash entitled piece of shit.
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>>702545410
you might be ugly senpai
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>>702545410
show us a pic of your butterface
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niiiiggaaaaaaa
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>>702545847
>>702545869
I was just being polite. I mean we had the same destination
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Motherfucker not every girl is gonna hop on your microscopic dick. Get over yourself.
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>>702545410
Learn to read signals my man. If you're not getting a good vibe, it's time to eject.
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>>702546098
girls get scared if guys just creepily follow them and wont leave them the fuck alone, it happens to them too often to be "polite" about it.
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Women are shit. Why dont they just be polite?
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>>702545410
you are socially retarded
she is socially retarded
end of the story
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>>702545410
You could always turn gay
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>>702546560
Not true.
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>>702545410
>"Oh anon, just be yourself and you will get any girl you want!"
that's where you went wrong.
should be:
>"Oh anon, just be yourself and if/when a woman ever finds you attractive, it will be more likely to be because of who you are."
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>>702545410
Maybe ask first if she wants to get lunch together rather than just following her around you stupid fuck.
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>>702546705
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>>702545410
post more social retard stories please
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>>702546705
whoa dude, chill, we're friends here
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>>702545410
Thanks for the story freshman. Looking forward to hearing about you in 6 months in the news
>Cho II
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>>702546748
>This
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OP here. I actually consider myself quite skillful regading ladies. Im just from Finland so our culture is different.
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>>702545410
Lena Dunham, is that you?!
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Bump
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>>702547414
Doesn't matter about the culture, you're a beta fag. Burning a church won't help you here.
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>>702547836
Thats norway you stupid fuck
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>>702548109
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?
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>>702547414
>quite skillful regarding ladies

Again, you've got problems here. You're clearly not, and you're also clearly not experienced, or else you'd have let this roll off your back.

Get the fuck out of here man. You've managed to find nobody here to agree with you, on a website whose user base is angry virgins who hate women. You gots problems with taking hints.
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>>702548269
Fuck you and your family and your pets
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>>702548376
leave my pets out of this please ;_;
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>>702548376
Clearly a skilled conversationalist. She should have been all over you.
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>>702547474
hot, i can fap to this
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>>702548610
No
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>>702548814
Fuck off this site is only for adults and not for kids like you.
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>>702549273
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>>702549458
>uses meme picture

This isnt year 2014 you new faggot
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>>702549576
>I'm an oldfag
>I've been here since 2014
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Just accept it, you're socially retarded
Just dont even give a fuck about women
Be with male friends, do male shit, honestly who gives a fuck about whores
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>>702549763
No im not
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>>702549576
>plz don't shitpost may-mays in my shit thread
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>>702550263
Fuck you why you fuckin make that fucking useless post go fuck yourshelf
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>>702550429
>go fuck yourshelf
dick stuck in shelf
plz advise
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>>702550429
First you say fuck his pets and now it's fuck his shelf? Finland really does have a different culture
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>>702547414
Nigga I'm from Finland.
Shit ain't different.
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>>702550692
>>702550712
>make retard joke
>be funny

Pick only one you faggots
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>>702545410

Ok, here we go.

I'm gonna guess you were wearing sweatpants and trainers. Buy a new wardrobe and make sure it's trendy.

Don't just follow girls. If you're both getting lunch, that's cool, but don't follow her all the way to the table if she's not feeding the conversation: that's a rejection. You need to get used to rejection. If you simply ask her if the wants to get lunch, you'll get a flat out yes or no.

Don't keep going after girls you end up in the presence of because of social/work/school. You need to be forward and approach girls who have no reason to talk to you other than the fact that you're starting a conversation with them.
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>>702551519
b-but sweatpants and trainers are trendy....
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>>702551519
I can handle them ladies myswlf thank you very much
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>>702552288
tell us more rejection stories though please
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>>702552455
I am not being rejected, those women just are impolite and idiots.
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>>702552928
tell the stories.
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>>702549763
>honestly who gives a fuck about whores
virgin speak
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>>702552264
Sweatpants are NEVER trendy.
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>>702553567
you are NEVER trendy. you and your mom
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>>702552264

not when I can your crusty white socks under your dirty new balance.
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>>702552928

Why are they idiots? Why are they impolite? It seems like this girl didn't want to talk to you and you couldn't take the hint.
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Stop going after the pretty girls, they tend to be bitches and more trouble than they're worth. Go after girls who are in your own league, or in an even lower league(if you want to get a girl quickly and easily). If this girl is in your league then she might have a bf. Whatever the case, stop trying so hard dipshit.
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>>702554210

There's nothing wrong with going after girls you think are attractive. Also stereotyping people into leagues is the wrong way to go about it.
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>>702554551
If you don't think people are categorized into leagues based on their looks then you're probably in a low league and are in denial. If someone who's unattractive wants someone who's attractive then that person better either have money, live like they have money(i.e. nice car, fancy clothes, etc.), be great in bed(big dick if a guy or big tits and ass if a girl), or have a great personality(which usually will usually just make you a best friend).
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