It's your first day in prison. You're hanging out in the yard trying to mind your own business. You notice the other inmates are sizing you up. Then this guy walks up to you and slaps your ass. What do?
wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol
just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.
Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.
Add me on skype (hitman90001)
you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P
hit him as hard as I can in the face... most likely get beaten half to death, but if not bite something off of him (ear, nose etc)
>people will still think you're crazy af for doing it
>crazy gets the same level of respect as tough
Tell him a funny joke
Keep showering him with attention wherever you see him
Ultimately, he'll either befriend you and protect you or rape you and protect you to keep as his bottom bitch.
Become his prison bitch and take that black mamba every night. Turns out he's our new cellmate. Those guards don't make enough money to turn down this gang boss' bribes. He runs this place; and he's running a train on your tight little bootyhole until you're all used up. Where's your black hatred thread now, faggot?
i'm 5'5 and skinny so i would actually count myself lucky that this guy is showing interest in me so i can be his bitch
taking dick from one guy and getting protection is much better than taking dick from every guy and getting beaten up too
Bend over andet him fuck me, then j break his off and shit it out
Dumb niggers actually believe shit like this kek. I'd call upon my white brethren clan on the other side of the yard to stomp this niggers head into a dark brown mush, then I'd shank some more niggers amidst the commotion.
I look at him, then the other inmates, and ask "Who wants a blowjob?" Then I get on my knees, lick my lips, open my mouth, stick my tongue out and get ready to work.
I'm a 5'6", 130lb, baby faced white boy. If I end up in prison I'm going to get passed around like a communal flesh-lite. I just hope that if I suck dick good enough my ass might get spared.