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Hey bros. my gf keeps asking me to eat her ass but I'm nervous. I've never done that before. Any tips? What does it taste like? I'm nervous
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>>702541709
just go for it. you either like it or you dont. you have to find out on your own
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>>702541709
i can answer one of those questions for you: it taste like ass
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>>702541709

It tastes like regular skin.

Nothing weird if she's clean. I pretty much enjoy to do that to my sexmates.
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>>702541709
Just get her fresh out of the shower, it'll taste like you're licking skin.
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>>702541709
its not bad, make sure she showers, i always end up doing it when i'm drunk and my gf loves it
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>>702541709
1.- put a camera in front of you
2.- strip her
3.- get some liquid chocolate in her
4.- eat that ass
5.- post the vid
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make her shower first or shower together. eat it, then fuck it. I always go by the rule of you should be willing too put your mouth wherever you put you dick. if you wouldnt fuck it then you shouldnt eat it and vice versa
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>me 14
>get it on with this 7/10
>we were teenagers and pieces of shit
>we found some cigarettes in her house
>420
>we start making out
>she gives me a bj
>she tells me to eat her out
>I am 14, so I go for it
>her asshole is brown, used to seeing bleached assholes on ph.com
>fuckit.jpg
>eat her ass
>gets hair in my mouth
>stick out tongue to remove hair
>the hair was soaked in dry shit
>I fucking ate shit
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>>702541709
Make sure you rub her clit while you eat her ass.
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>>702541709
I'd be happy to come eat it for ya
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>>702541709
Nothing special if clean.
I like to do it a lot, but I have anal fetishes since I was 3. So for you it wont be that amazing.
But anyway, do it for your gf-s pleasure you faggot!
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>>702542364
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>>702542364
>Not telling her to get an enema first
What did it taste like?
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Eat the ass.
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>>702542529
did you know what an enema was at 14 years old?
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>>702542482
>I have anal fetishes since I was 3
...How?
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>>702541709
dump her. either that or eventually she will start to shit in your mouth
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>>702542364

HAHA you are disgusting
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>>702541709
Just sniff it before you eat it out. If it smells rank, don't bother. Also, asking her to shower beforehand works every time for me.
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>>702542659
I was obviously joking you colossal faggot. Should've told her to use babywipes first.

I'm genuinely curious about the taste though, not because I'm interested in literal shit but did you go "What the fuck" or "Fucking move I'm going to throw up"?
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>>702542659
>>702542529

rekt
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>>702542672
Ok maybe that was age 4 or 5...
But I mean two things:
- I did not know that girls have pussies, but I imagined fucking their ass and pissing on them.
- I just discovered that it is kindof arousing if I put my finger or other small things in my ass.

So since then I really like anything anal related.
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>>702543476
Get help
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go for it, it's not even that bad if it isnt clean, tastes a bit bitter, thats it....and the ecoli I guess
it is the best way to get her into anal
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>>702541709
taste like ass
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>>702543891
Summer's over
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my ex always reminded me of Lexi Belle and I ate her asshole
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>>702542364
>MFW when I try visit ph.com for some of that bleached ass-hole goodness
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>>702544365
>ate her asshole
>>702544365
thanks m8
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>>702544142
don't let the myth continue
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It tastes just like her pussy, it's only 1/2 inch away
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>>702544395
ph.com
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>>702544430
>>ate her asshole
problem?
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>>702543891
I think it is too late. After 2 years of 4chan ifluence I started to have sex with my little sister (she was 13-14 that time). It is extremely related, because she just really liked when I licked her ass (she was 16ish when that happened first time). Unfortunately she never let me fuck her ass as well.
The funny thing is she has a boyfriend now and I'm still on the wizard path.
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>>702544395
ph.com????? What's that
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>>702542294
Do you fuck everything you eat?
>fried chicken
>sandwich
>a fucking hot dog?
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Eat and stream it!
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>>702544658
Yeah I was thinking this guy has pretty retarded logic.
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>>702541709
give her an enema first...
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I eat my girlfriends ads all the time I like it. It's not rude to ask her to try it after a shower. It honestly doesn't taste like anything. Eating pussy tastes worse imo
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>>702544440
>it doesn't really increase that much
So it increases. Gotcha.
Thanks moot for confirming that traffic increases in the summer.
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I feel it all depends how hot she is. If it was a little musty and she's a hot porn star I would give zero fucks. But if it was from a 5/10 I would tell her to fuck off and wash my mouth.

Op post face picture now so I can help you.
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Don't think about it. Just do it, and do it now. Have anal sex too. Or someone else will do.
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>>702545463
If I can Ive would give you 5 stars
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>>702541709
Just do It, we, 99.9 % of the mortals, dont have such luck
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>>702541709
Sauce
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You don't automatically lick both when you're already down there?
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>>702545896
Only virgins don't, bro.
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>>702541709
if its as clean as pic related, the worst it can taste its a bit salty
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>>702541709
it tastes like shit...literally.
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