Holy fuck /b/ros. My roommate just walked in on me jacking off to tranny porn. He's a total jock normie and I think he'll tell everyone at school. What the fuck do I do?
>>702541504
You're at the most liberal place in the whole fucking world: College.
No one will care.
>>702541504
Nothing? Lock your door next time.
>>702541504
Fuck him, If hes a true Chad, then he'll be to embarassed to tell anyone. blackmail him with that shit
Be more careful next time
>>702541840
But if he's a true chad won't he not understand a feminine penis and tell everyone I'm gay? Effectively fucking my prospects with any girls here?
>>702542227
Then sucks his dick so he stays quiet.
>>702542227
you are jacking off to someone with a penis. the last thing you should be worried about is girls fag.
>>702542227
Chads dont like to be associated with anyone thats not a Chad or a Stacy. It'll tarnish his Chad rep if its found out his roommate likes trannys
>>702541504
Own up to it and date a tranny for a while. Prove you're alpha and get what you want.
>>702542227
Guess it's time you made the switch to faggotry. Seeing that you already jack off to faggotry, it should be a smooth and easy transition.
Take heart, every faggot is attracted to every other faggot. All you need to be is a fellow faggot, and there will be cock and ass for you everywhere you go. You will be awash in come.
Enjoy your new life you dirty queen.
>....Is what I would say if I swallowed this bait.
>>702541504
You're gonna have to dress up like a little slut and seduce him
>>702541504
If he saids something about it just say "Lol you haven't tried that yet? Fucking normie, GTFO"
>>702542227
>feminine penis
Faggot
>zomg guys every2 nos i gey n now im gona hav to fit cybr bylis n b non 4 cok
>>702541504
Stop jerking to homosexual porn you fucking faggot weeb.
>>702542746
This site is officially nothing but homos.
>>702541504
Stop caring what normie faglords think. Let him in that boipussy though
>>702541702
he said he was in school, so yeah right
ur so fucking gay kys
>>702541504
>>702542227
you're gay why do you care about girls?
dress up like a girl, get on your knees and tell him you will do whatever he wants if he doesn't tell
>>702541504
A rope will do I guess
If you jack it to tranny pron then you're probably gay, experiment and see if it's more than a fetish.
You're not really fucked either you could just tell girls that you're bi and they'll be into it
>>702542227
OR YOU FIND A GIRL THATS INTO THAT ASWELL
>>702541504
kill your self.
>>702541504
sauce
why is /r9k/ raiding us today.. can you faggots go back to your own board, sincerely /b/ro
>nobody on fucking /b/ uses chad to personalize stereotypes seriously guys fuck off