Tell me /b/
How does one keep a conversation going with a grill
Bitches talk non stop. I'm more concerned about how to stop them talking and get to action..
yeah all the alphas go around talking about weddings lol. do not do this shit OP, girls dont want a fag
you just gotta show initiative in things. hobbies, politics, whatever
Jesus Christ, just talk, man. Ask her things. If you want to talk to a girl, you're supposedly interested in her, right? What do you want to know about her? What is it about her that attracts you, and ask ask ask her about her, her life, her likes and dislikes, her views, her dreams, etc.
PS: Holograms can't melt steel beams. 7/11 was a part-time job.
This. It's not that hard.
Stop talking about your life. No one gives a fuck about your moms basement. Just ask her shit about her life. "Hey, what do you do? Do you go to school. Oh that's cool- me too. What do you go for?"
Ask about school, work, friends. Not all at once cause you'll look like a stalker. Be funny if you're at all able.
Just act interested
Even if you aren't
I'm married with three kids
This is the secret
Honestly, they can't even tell if you're faking it bad
Girls are oblivious
They just want attention from nominally attractive guys
Well most of my humor is shaped by /b/
Don't know if it'll be safe to joke about it
And I'll take this into consideration
But so far the only grills I might be able to to talk to is the ones at work
PS I work in a warehouse for a shipping company
ask her about her interests
just keep asking questions
then maybe share a story from your childhood, at least one that does not involve you wetting the bed, starting a fire, or torturing ananimal
Just actually pay attention, and ask them things about what they tell you.
Ask them things about what they like, what they don't like and why. Don't talk about yourself too much.
If a girl is really boring to talk to and you're trying hard, don't talk to her it's not worth it.
Who said anything about girls?
>I once met a beautiful charcoal briquette.
Her body was amazing, but I prefer to taste the meat, not the heat. Had to settle for a propane in my ass. That was my most horrible time trying to talk to new grills. Knowing you're attracted to one, but meant for another.
so maybe start there
gain some confidence in talking to people
be confident that theyll listen to you
dont worry that they might think you bore them
talking to girls will then come naturally and sincere which they pick up on
making it easier for you to pick them up
Dude I keep trying this feigning interest bullshit. All I fucking get from girls is a fucking 5-3 word answer and some kinda XxXoXoX variation on the end of shit. Its so fucking annoying. Got fourty fucking matches on fucking tinder and not a god damn one of them seems to fucking understand I only want to see them knosh on my cock for a night before I fuck off.
How the fuck do I get to the point where they want me to take them out or fuck them in their arseholes?
Well at least you got trips m8
That's a start
>Thanks to himself, "Who fucking cares."
You know, whatever. It's usually up to the girl. Then you think you just can't keep conversations with girls and they were only being nice so they kept the conversation running even though you were only talking about yourself and stupid guy shit she knows nothing about when she wants to talk about stupid girl shit that you know nothing about.
Turns out 99% of people on this planet suck dick in their free time and it was never your fault after all.