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I just saw this: Can you imagine? Muricans decided it is a good idea to put MILLIONS OF BLACK balls on the surface of a lake to "prevent the water from getting sunburned". Pretty retarded if you ask me, as water can't get sunburned (stupid muricans).

ITT: we make fun of americans
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Not American? Are you turkish? You take shits in the middle of the street? Stay mad, turkfag
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>>702539553
ITT:Americans giving no fuck, save minor curiosity as to why you foreigner idiots obsess over us.
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GIANT BALL PIT!

I'M JUMPING IN MOTHERFUCKERS

Also USA eats ass.
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>>702539553
What's the full story on this?
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>>702540450
That caption placement is both unfortunate for you and entirely accurate
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>>702539553
Obvious bait is obvious, but here's the link anyways http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/08/150812-shade-balls-los-angeles-California-drought-water-environment/

2/10 for making me reply
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>>702539553
well sunburns do lead to cancer, and if our water got sunburned we'd get cancer so we put black balls in the water
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>>702540599
Was to stop the evaporation of what little water was left during a major drought in Cali.
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Lol, it's not because the water is being "sunburnt" it's to help reflect sunlight off and hopefully help from the water evaporating to quickly. Water levels in that area had been dropping rapidly due to evaporation. But you obviously don't understand all that.

ITT: autistic kids who think they're smart hur hur
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>>702540866
black balls absorb light, big boy.
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>>702540599
The balls are there to keep the water from evaporating and it's much cheaper to use the balls instead of buying a big ass tarp. We had this thread yesterday and it was just trolls and got too 340 replies so let's try to let it die
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>>702540866
>>702540961
thus heating up and letting MORE water evaporate.
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>>702539553
This has to be bait, OP is too retarded. If you actually researched why America did this it's to save the precious California water from evaporating in it's drought crisis
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>>702540978
"water shortage" lol
californica is right next to the atlantic ocean, eh? there's plenty of water out there, mong
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>>702540961
Oh my apologies, meant to say it attracts the sunlight so it's not hitting the water source. SOOOOO SORRY.

dumbass
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>>702539553
I don't get why we're the most hated country. I like it here. Pic related. This is what I'm doing on my Saturday off.
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>>702540866
you just dove right in a gobbled that bait right up didnt you?

but yeah, drought is pretty bad. you should see lake mead in nevada. the original waterline is visible on the rocks and the water is about 30 or so feet from that line
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>>702540608
I chuckle at the thought of how clever you probably feel for that.
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>>702541006
That's not how it works dumbass
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>>702541006
If that were the case, the balls would have to heat up enough to boil the water underneath. It's not hitting the water directly with sunlight, thus reduces evaporation.
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>>702541115
Yeah saltwater sure is great! You can make your own! Just get some salt and put it in your water and stir it up and drink taste delicious and is realllyyyy good for you!
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>>702541381
>>702541353

keep telling that to yourselves, bimbos. your government is sucking you dry
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>>702539553
Doh I'm a retarded euro and don't know what they are doing so I will make some shit up and pretend I'm smart.
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>murricans after ww2
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Americans

Donald Trump

That is all
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>>702539553
They're called shade balls and they were being using in Cali because when sunlight was hitting the water is was helping algae grows that can make you sick if you drink it
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>>702540599
this shows a team trying to estimate the amount of black balls Op's mom had seen in her life
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>>702541115
>saltwater is good for you
ok den
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>>702539553
>prevent the water from getting sunburned
Yep, you sure proved Americans are the retarded ones there...
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>>702541700
This has to be a joke...
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>>702539553

Hur hur hur, stoopid merrycans.
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>>702541901
thats not a soldier thats a guard
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ITT: americucks taking the bait
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>>702542139
No surprise England got btfo in the revolution LMAO stupid retards running around wearing bright red coats and puff balls in their head, your military is the laughing stock of the world britards
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>>702541202
jellies bro. the only thing they have on us is the obesity rate. which makes it all the more satisfying when you can eat a roast beef and ched from arbys and not get fat
be happy youre livin it up in the roman empire of your day
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>>702541862
Love u
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>>702541115
>atlantic ocean
There seem to be some drastic errors in your comment.

>Pacific.
>Undrinkable salt water.
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>>702542129
>England Classy
>pic about Scotland

fucking mongo cunt
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>>702540450
No that's not what was posted before you. There was an American who obviously gave many fucks.
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>>702540750
Black balls maintain purity in all things.
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>>702542139
They're also active soldiers.
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>>702541043
Newfag.
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>>702539553
copypasta
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the sun warms the water (californias drinking water supply). the warm water develops bromate, which can cause cancer, under certain circumstances.
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>>702543281
thats the reason for the black balls
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>>702539553
White absorbs all light in the spectrum. But they used black for BLM.

Idea is about as stupid as the niggers. But this is what happens when the country is 80% black- 20% whites.
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>>702541546
>>702541870
>>702542879
How can you be so gullible?
That's obviously bait, I mean seriously how can you not see that holy fuck
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>>702542472
The obesity rate in the UK is similar to ours. I think there's like a 2% difference.
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>>702543854
So Canada is fucking the US and they're both gay? That's what I see at least
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>>702541006
>Sun heat up black ball so much that it lets water underneath it pass through it somehow
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>>702544122
I don't know who is giving you false stats but it was confirmed that 93% of the American population is morbidly obese.

Where as the UK is around 26% and the majority of that is down to a genuine health condition.
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>>702541268

Man, that's so bad-ass! That carrier is just going to plow right through that island, making the a canal, that they'll never repay us for. God bless America.
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>>702544532
No country is 93% obese you fucking twat.
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Protip: If something seems like a joke, it probably is. If someone is using a silly tone, they probably aren't serious. If you see that people have already posted that we had the exact same thread before, they probably aren't lying and and that fact should tell you that OP is just trying to rile people up.
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>>702539553
>lake
reservoir.
>sunburned
evaporate.
>tons of plastic that will pollute rivers
closed system, scoop them out in winter.
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>>702540866
Shouldn't the balls be white then?
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>>702541115
Pacific is drinkable. Atlantic is not.

Get it right cuck
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>>702541901
I always felt bad for those bobbeys, or whatever they are called. They aren't like fucking security guards at Walmart. They are goddamn elite special forces soldiers. And yet they have to deal with tourists constantly trying to make them laugh or flinch or something, when in fact they could probably kill those tourist in like 2 seconds flat. It probably takes more willpower to resist doing that than cracking a smile.
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>>702544532
UK is the fattest nation in Europe, sorry. Google. You are the kid who is 50 kilos overweight making fun of the kid who is 75 kilos overweight.
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>>702544963
doesn't matter, it still results in less sun hitting the water. 5 tons of plastic absorbs quite a bit of heat.
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>>702541901
why is the booth behind him all fucked up like someone shit on the wall, he could use that duster on his head to sweep it out a bit or something....
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>>702544532
The falseness of your statistics and the baseness of your lies astounds.

Say nothing rather than prove you are a fool.
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>>702541862
You win 4chan today
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>>702541700
good thing they put French Fry on those french fries, would have never figured that one out
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>>702544283
Maybe US is a tranny? Therefore not gay?
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>>702545400
saaaaaame faaaaaag
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>>702542929
Scotland is in England you stupid faggot. What I found amazing is that I recently discovered that England, The UK, and Great Britain are actually the same country. They just can't decide which name they like best and so use all three. Mind fucking blown!
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>>702539553
they also use this when there are chemicals in the water, prevents wild life from landing in, or drinking for the contaminated water supply,
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>>702545074
If you are tempted to lie. Just be wise and shut up instead.
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>>702545606
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
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>>702545344
The stats are there for you to Google. You are blinded by your false freedoms and stories of a better world.
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>>702540978
Why they didnt refill the lake with water? Black balls are more expensive
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>>702545985
Cali was having a drought, people weren't allowed to water their lawns let alone refill fucking lakes
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>>702545880
No, you are simply a liar.
Google confirms your statistics are utter bullshit.
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>>702546292
They live next to an ocean the dumbfucks
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>>702546292
Ok but other cities had water right? Why they fucking built the fucking black balls instead of bringing bottles of water?
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>>702545456
Well aren't you a tru /b thinker!
Nice going you
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>>702539553
What are you talking about "Sunburned"? They did this to prevent the sun from evaporating the water, by placing black balls, which if you're too fucking dumb to figure out, black reflects sunlight, and which actually worked, what are you trying to say? We're smarter than your shitty third world country?
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>>702539553
Do i get an extra hour in the ballpit?
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>>702547862
Congratulations for falling for the most stale copy pasta bait ever. Please kys
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>>702547862
black absorbs sunlight as well dumbass.
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>>702547862

Topics like this should be used to ban people who don't read the threads they post in. We've been over this more times than you can probably count.
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>>702546943
They did both but that lake or whatever was probably vital to getting clean water too the community as fast as possible so they didn't want too risk losing the water
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>>702548537
Is this whole thread bait?
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>>702546943
I'm afraid CA is not a "city" as you Europeans incorrectly believe. It is a state, which is more akin what you'd call a country. All these states or "countries" belong to the unified nation of the US. It's kinda like the EU I guess, except actually works, and the only people who want to leave it are white trash who also claim to be the biggest patriots of all. This is because they chose to goof off in school, not seeing any benefit of doing none of that fancy book learnin' which is for women and gays. I believe this is basically what you refer to as Slavs.
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>>702548932
And the water?
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>>702541202
Israel is the most hated country in the world I believe. US is a awesome country in my opinion.
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>>702539553
that's a Discovery Zone, idiot
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>>702549505
it didn't evaporate, thanks to the balls

but it was filled with toxic pollutants from the heated plastic and millions of fish, birds, and native americans died in a matter of days
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>>702549505
Water is water wherever you go in the entire Universe. H2O. America is great, but we're not so special that we have a different kind of water than the rest of you.
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