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>>702537021
That was '08 try again
That one time 4chan died for a bit b/c of TheRowan, I think it happened n '05????
Bu
>>702536445
Only the oldest of fags will remember this, so probably nobody currently browsing besides me.
Shit was so cash.
>>702536445
i came to the chan in may xD
>>702537993
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>702538191
>>702536445
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Newfag here, u mad ?
>also puddi
>and candy ass
>>702538559
Everyone knows longcat, and triforcing isn't impressive and never was
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>>702536445
> implying newfags aren't cancer, lulz
lurk moar
10th year, feels bad man
>>702536445
Im oldfag. Ive been browsing Chan for a year :3
All u newfags fuck off lol
>>702538929
Your bait is shit
I browse in catalog mode
>>702538841
Are you still here often or did you just decide to check it out again?
>>702536445
Oldest meme I was around for is zozzle.
Fuck off it's not like you can get rid of us.
over half of /b/ is newfags
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>>702536445
If someone is gonna post porn in this thread, make sure to remove the nipples first. The bandwidth is running a little low.
Cracky's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
They will be scarred for life.
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>>702538719
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>>702539180
That doesn't mean you're not a complete faggot
>>702536445
Can we post uncensored porn here?
>>702536445
Senator Rodden Clitoris
>>702539211
Everyone can do that shit.
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>>702539507
forced bullshit
I'm an honorary oldfag. I miss old 4chan yo this is just a porn site now.
>>702539533
zozzle
>>702539523
hah we got an oldfuck
>>702539618
Agreed
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2006 here
>>702536445
1 2 3 4 5 6 over9000 8
roodypoo
pudi pudi pudi pudi
>>702537831
Holy shit that was a long time ago
>>702538719
Anyone can do that
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I was there for the ventrilo channel and the livejasmin raids in 05
>>702536445
it's 2016 you filthy faggot
update your picture
>>702536445
I made that chart
Around Snacks, never relax
>>702538400
Wow I forgot about this one lmao.
I remember when 'you raff you ruse?' Threads were actually funny.
>>702539972
koolio
>>702536445
I was there on the Valentines day when Moot lost .net
>>702536445
whats his name again?
sage goes in all fields
>>702539972
make a new one and replace the reddit with club penguin
y'all roody poos just a bunch of spider experts
Basement.
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>>702536445
Oldfag 2008
>>702536445
I came here from reddit
>>702536445
candlejack also check em
MODS ARE ASLEEP
>>702540652
>>702536445
I'm oldcancer
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>>702540350
this candy-ass nigger knows his shit, everybody else should just get back to facebook
DS is best Nintendo Chalmers
I remember 100m get
expanded the chart
>>702540350
>y'all roody poos just a bunch of spider experts
My roody poo!!
so i herd u liek mudkipz
>>702541155
Already updated
>>702539879
This here
2014 oldfag reporting in
>>702540141
destroy it dennis
>>702536445
the first PC I owned was an AT/486 - and that was just because I was too poor for 286 earlier. No need to prove anything to anyone; I remember Earth without Internet.
>ITT cancer proving they're cancer
>ITT Arpanet Fido Gopher BBS
>>702536445
wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol
just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.
Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.
Add me on skype (hitman90001)
you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P
muah xoxoxoxo
>>702541363
I like this one better thanks anon
2016 fag but I'm already an old fag because I've got experience on here now
%triforce
Quints get
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>>702536445
of course I'm an oldfag. I've been here all summer! i make dank memes and doesn't afraid of anything
>>702536445
>Check'em Max
Troll gen 2 here
>inb4 check'em max is after troll gen 2
THE GAME
>twinkie house
>HABEEB IT
>2012
So a newfag I guess.
>>702541464
486DX/100.
Red Dragon BBS. TinyMUD.
>>702539566
yeah i'm sick of these people trying to force memes. what's up with that?
2004 oldfag
tfw i'm a newfag
>>702541945
I got you
>CHARGE TEH LAZERZ
LOIC anyone?
>>702542127
The last great ting 4chan ever did, before the chanology bullshit brought in the normies.
If you werent here for Swastiget, then fuck off
>2007
>be a junior in highschool in france
>weird friend explain to me that every night he browse 4chan
>the fuck is 4chan ?
>google 4chan
>wut
>forget it for 3 months.
>weird friends invites me for a wow Lan
>show me /b/
>been here since this time
>>702542476
>/b/ro
>>702542337
kek I totally forgot about that, also dr. octogonapus
Hi . My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch.
candy ass roody poo xDDDDDD sigourney
>>702542769
The people's champion
ITT people furiously searching encyclopediadramatica (or more likely memebase) for the oldest pasta they can find
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Am I a newfag now?
Nigger please, I was browsing 2chan while most of you were still learning how to use web crawler
>>702542952
I've been found out
what year was that ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWAH shit
>>702542952
encyclopediadramatica's still around?
I've been here so long it would probably take a crane to get me out.
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>>702543202
Like 2008 or 9
I move away from the mic to breathe in
>>702543288
encyclopediadramatica.se
These threads are so fucking pathetic
>>702539113
same usually
>>702542539
ifunny
>>702543534
"stop enjoying your nostalgic moments, STOP ENJOYING THINGS I DON'T FUCKING LIKE"
-this dumb faggot 2016
>>702543534
>>702543715
>>702543534
Fresh off the Reddit boat, literally the newest fag in here.
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>>702543433
COL. WELLBURN, PLEASE REPORT TO MISSION CONTROL FOR YOUR TRIP INTO OUTER SPACE.
>>702539507
Milhouse is not a meme
IDs
>>702536445
Gold and silver...
Hey do you have battletoads?
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I've been here since people were posting muddy dicks, whenever that was
>>702544333
RIP In pieces firetires
MTG THREAD
>>702539082
Shit i hated this
ever been to Dagobah.biz/flash ?
>>702544633
All good movies but you still disgust me for selecting them in a top three.
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I miss that shit
an hero
I can't.
>>702544926
>>702539082
Ever since i first saw this all i could think was OH GOD THAT LOOKS SO FUCKING SATISFYING TO PICK AT
>>702545803
wtf no
>>702545932
Okay, then apparently you do not have skin-picking compulsion. Me? I would pry out every goddamn one of those things with a steak knife.
>>702539113
thats the most efficient way (i've found) to do it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQvao_naV34
>Marblecakealsothegame
>SQUADALAH, WE ARE OFF.
>OG True Capitalist Radio trolling before Bronies took it over
>>702545483
BRING BACK SNACKS
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>>702539810
Kek
All your nigger are newfags.
What the fuck happen to this place?
>>702540141
Fuck-it-up Frank
>>702539422
no.
The first few "raids" I remember being a part of was the time we all made pink hair nigger thieves on runescape and ruined everything.
Operation Freebleeding was fun too.
The day I joined, M00t and that Icanhazchzbrgr chink were speaking in an interview about Internet memes.
>>702536445
2016
>>702539113
Yeah that's the way to avoid shitposts
>>702547370
how does it feel to see 4chan change so much from when you started posting in 2015? must feel pretty weird.
>>702536445
Desu desu
>>702536445
look theres a sni-
>>702539918
"Shoe on head?"
>>702548907
It's just a bunch of furfags, faggotry, and bananas now.
>>702536445
Hal Turner, techno background music, no text on /b/.
>>702550312
the more things change the more they stay the same ay?
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am i doing it right?
this was one of the first images i saw here
>>702539082
shooped
>>702537831
Oh my god, I printed that one out
It's now yellowed and disintegrating
>>702551512
no shit
>>702536445
I remember when /b/ made people buy dogs
>>702551946
Remember caturday?
>>702536445
EFG can't get any love on your timeline?
Marblecake, also the game.
>>702552065
yeah but that still happens from time to time
>>702536445
Im older than the oldest of old fags. I was the first one to bring the banana maymay here.
Such a shame I'm a newfag. (Been here since may, 2015 I think)
>>702552237
What does EFG mean?
I made a new one
>>702538400
wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol
just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.
Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.
Add me on skype (hitman90001)
you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P
muah xoxoxoxo
>>702550312
I remember when the gurren laggan meme got old
I asked Tomgreen for battle toads when boxxy first appeared & hasbroo pool closings rember "the day /b/ went to far" Got backtraced but A white trash father.Cool story bro's alt 255 ect ect so... how I do
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>>702536445
this is the apocalypse
Ḧ̸̢̡̢̨̧̧̢̢̧̨̛̛̲̹̮̪͇̭̮̰͍͚͚̝͔͍͚̫̠̝̱̳͎̭̯̣̙̘̞̞̖͍̫̲͔͎̙̗̫̲̟͎̟̳̣̯̪̣̜̯́̽̃͐̂̏̋̎̓̋̾̑̄͌͒̃̐͌̓͂̇͗̒̅̃̀̏͋͂̾͌͊̒̇̽̆̈́̅̀̈́́̄͂͆̔̈́̍͐̽̓́̉́̏̈̍̉̈́̅͘̕̚͘͜͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅe̵̢̧̨̡̢̧̢̛̟̼̺̥̟͖̬͙̫̞̥̟̜̙͉͇̤̭̤̬̣͚̜͕͔̼̼̱̮̬͕̮̘̹̰̥̻̱̗̖̰̩̗͕̯͉̟̭̩̘͇̜͎̦̥̖̩͍̗̱̥̲̯̣̝̠̥̠͕̩̭͎͉̠̮̤̓͆͋̀̈́̇̊͗̀͐̋̉́͗̓̑̀̄̉͛́̄̋̆͒̍̂̃̐̽̀̉̀̂̍̿͐͑̈̏̉̽̈͘̕̕͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅl̴̡̧̨̧̨̡̨̨̨̛̛̛̛͇̪̳̝̙̩̺͎̩͙̙̗̯̺̬͎̦̦͇͖̱̮̮͈͕̺̫̼̭̼͎͔̪͍̳͚̦̘̝͍̫̪̥͓̜͎̯̟̙̫͚̻͓̙̻̣͎̗̮̦̹̝͇̘͈̬͉̬̫̬̤̤͚̱͍͛̊́̇̀̇̆̍̿̒́̃̌̑̍̈́̑̔̈́̐̈̊̏̌̎̿̀̏͐̃̏̉̈́̆̉̾̀͗͗͋͗̓̾̈͋͒͐̂̈́̔͒̅́̔̇̈̈̈́̿̊̇͆̍̉͆̔͒͊̔̃̂̈́̈́̐̕̕̕͘̚̚͜͜͝͝ͅl̴̛̛̠̩͆͗͛̋͑̽̑͌͗͛́͊͑̃̂́̈́̎͆̎̿̌́͋͋̈́̑͋̓͌̇͑̒̑̐̍̒͌̈́̓̊̃͋͗̿͌̃͂̒̉̊͑͑̽̈́́́̈́̇̌͌̈͗̏̃͋̏̇͋̈́̐́͋͛̀͌̿͑͌͘͘̕͘̚̚͝͝ơ̵̡̧̧̢̢̡̢̡̧̧͖̙̘̬͔̜͍͍̼̘̻̝̳͈̪̩̰͎͉͈̦̗̖͇̜̱̫̘̻͉̩͈̘̹͉̅́́̓͑͌͊͊͋̓͐̀͘̕͜͜͜ ̴̧̡̨̡̧̡̧̨̛̛̟͍͎̭͍̩̻̙͈̬͇̱̮̳͖̮͕̘̜̙̙̝̰̯̩̬̗̜͕̖͍̲̦̯̲̞̟̞̻̼̱̪̭̞̩̺̖̜͎̤̣̜͖̟͙̓͒͊͗̎͑̾́̎͂͑̈͑͑̋̈̐̋͐͑̒̅͌̓̔̃͗͂̑͌͆̾͌̓͒̄̋̓̊̋́͗͋̋̂̀̓̽́͂̏͑͒̇̑̒͒̽̓͂̊̊̉̈́͊̊̎͑̎̐̑͑͘͘̕͘͘̕̕͜͜͝͝͝ͅ/̸̨̧̨̧̛̛͎̗̘̦̹̹̜̥̗̭̞̦͉̟̞̘̜̣̥̝͙̘̮̤̘̳̥̝̘̠̗̥̼̱̫̤̹͚͉͕̥͇̳͈̞̮͕̝̭̜̤̥̻͒̏͋́̄͑̈́̏͋̈́̓̋̆̌́̈͐̈́͋́͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅb̴̧̨̨̫̺͉̺̩̪̖̺͎͓̱͓̺͚̺̭̪͎͉͚̻̳̮͙̰̩̱̬̣̱̠̱̲̪̹̹͉̖͚̩̞͓̺̳̮̟͉̟̲̩̱͓̳͕̗̘͈̟̈́̑́̏̏͑͒̄̅̀͛́̀̓̈̍̊̾̽̎͒͒͋͋͑͋͆̈́̃̊̃̽̅̔͌͂́́̑̾͊̍̓̈̽̓̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅ/̶̡̧̢̢̛̛̱̞͓̫̻͇̦̹̦̝̙̳̣̩͎̭̙̞̥͖͖͕͔͉̠̜̳̘͇͉̦͉͎͔́̓̈̓̄̽̾͗̀͑̑̂̅̋̒̽͘̚͜͜ͅͅ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJ-jXJLPcU
>>702536445
I am 12 years old and what is this?
duckroll
rickroll
dancing baby
exploding knees
>>702555119
Do a barrel roll
>>702544333
and /pol/ on the bottom, although three plenty of infiltration there
here goes nothing...
>>702541814
Fuck you nigger, I haven't lost in over a year
I've been here 6 years. I guess I still count as cancer though, but atleast I'm not reddit. Also I read up on the history of 4chan and old memes so I guess that puts me at some advantage.
>>702540988
dsfargeg like dude
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pfff newfags....
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>>702536445
roody poo
candy-ass
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daysoo, you say?
>>702536445
roodypoo
>>702556172
That's 2011ish
>stillanewfag.exe
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>>702556289
>>>702536445 (OP)
>roodypoo
Fuck you nigger.
who the fuck cares if you're a newfag or an oldfag
where all shit
even me
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>>702536445
Here since 2006.
Cracky Chan was my first waifu.
Then /b/ made me gay.
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>>702556770
>Then /b/ made me gay.
I got news for you anon....
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the "ya dun goofd"/jessi slaughter bullshit was in full swing when I first started browsing 4chan
IO
~
But im not an oldfag im cancer or reddit
At the start of black n white memes when windows xp was epic i was using windows 2000 techno oldschool Flipnote hatena
06-07
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>>702557254
can someone translate this to english for me please
>>702555820
Hurr durr " i have a masters degree in the history of autism" lol xd suomi
if anything this proves memes have got better
>>702539533
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>>702557265
FUCKING NEWCUNTS FUCK OFF OF MY /b/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>702555820
I found this place through ED, I guess that proves something even if it doesn't make me an oldfag.
I doubt a lot of people even know what ED is anymore
Been here for (over 9000) years.
>>702556843
Sheeeeeit.
tom green/etc
>implying visiting the same page on the internet now every day for 10 years or more is something to be proud of
Go leave your mums basement ffs
>>702536445
Well cracky chan i remember and i was in a few times back in 2005-2006 but not often enough to be an originalfag.
Boxxy around early 2009 caught my interest so i was in more often having beer and 4chan nights infrequently, mostly /b/ so i am almost an oldfaq.
What really got me hooked on 4chan was the Luka Magnotta 4chan investigation in 2012 and from that point i started to visit frequently so i guess am an original-old-oldnewfag :D.
>>702557928
>Go leave your mums basement ffs
My mom died in 1970 - It' my basement now...
>>702557597
Atleast it still exists.
>>702557419
true
I found it interesting. I thought it would be so cool if I could have started a site like this at merely 14.
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fuck experience, I can into triforce!
>>702558129
Kek'ed
Orange text <
>>702558129
>My mom died
Jesus my sides
>>702538400
Missed John so much
miss this place....
>>702539507
Milhouse is not a meme. Milhouse is not a meme is a meme
>>702558195
But you cannot grammar xD
>>702558944
>facepalm.jpg
>>702536445
I don't remember the year I started on /b/.
I do remember that I started a few months before the original Boxxy flood. What year was that?
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>>702558944
>>>/lgbt/6843360
>>702541363
Who was Moot? No jk, I know who M00t was, and W.T. Snacks. I was browsing the thread where supposedly that stupid kid wiped his dad's pc. Got in around 2007, when the they were trying to resurrect DESU! and then tried to make Puddi a meme, and fucked with Jessi Slaughter, then posting sinks when mods were asleep, then Boxxy came in and spouted gibbrish for the great mighty Cthulhu, then the nefags and cancer came in stole 4chan's content even brought it outside the internets and ever since then it's gone downhill, I left /b/ a long time ago, but pop in every now and then when I see the occasional amusing thread, but up until now never posted anything. If there are the oldfags, then they lurk and never post anymore, and then go elsewhere, because the cancerous children have killed the fun. You will probably never hear from me again, but if there are other anons on from back in the day, thank you for the great albeit interesting times you gave us, and sorry that we couldn't keep the tide from closing in and fucking all this over. See you Space Cowboy.
puddi
/x/ being nothing but nope threads
one time a long time ago when moot put goatse as the 404 image
I don't consider myself an oldfag because all i've done for the past decade was lurk.
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>>702536445
Found my ipod
>>702557540
It's dead you dumbshit newfag, it died before you got here.
>>702559346
Is that just a lone nutsack you have? Or is there a penis hidden amongst the shriveled overlapping skin?
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>>>/lgbt/6843360 #
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I'm a oldfag
Then who was phone?!
>I still down know
>>702560112
I believe that's a very long, protruding clitoral hood, with very large labia.
>>702536445
fixed
>>702559346
i want to chew on it
The Game
I struggle to remember when what happened. I remember the word filters being taken off and everything being shit.
And then there were still threads like this talking about remembering when the word filters got removed a day later.
Earlist thing I recall was chanology.
>>702552269
Fu i lost
fucking summerfags, hahaha!! xD
i was here for hazukiget
>>702540141
Ruin it robby.
i remember when /b/ found rage comics funny
>>702559691
Basicly this. I believe most oldfags dont post because of all these kids thinking this is 9fag and being on the chin is kewl.
I miss the pizza threads
>>702540141
screw you steve
>>702540492
Failure so much FAIL
>>702543379
Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2, and 4. Usually takes a crane to get them out
>>702539113
Everyone don't do that ?
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man that timeline's short as fuck i'm not even on it born in 93 suck it up newfags
>>702561043
>mfw i cant leave this place
who gives a fuck how long you've been here? you think it's some sort of accomplishment? Because you remember a bunch of old memes? These "prove you're an oldfag" threads are the worst, almost as bad as the "faces of /b/" or "ylyl" threads. No-one gives a fuck. And yet these threads always have a bunch of idiots coming in here doing their best to prove something.
Just a bunch of whiny cunts who think the mere act of having visited a website is an achievement.
Hurr i remember [insert old, shitty meme here], I'm such an oldfag. Durr everyone else is from reddit and 9gag, I'm such an oldfag.
I wish /b/ was how it used to be, such an oldfag.
Fucking cockheads.
>>702563255
>new much?
>>702536445
niggers tongued my anus
>>702563635
(you)
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>>702563255
>I wish /b/ was how it used to be
This IS how /b/ used to be - there has always been the cancer.
VTEC just kicked in yo
>>702539113
I assumed everyone did this?
>>702563998
the "/b/ was always shit" thing just isn't true. Not to the extent people now make out.
If we're talking about the cancer on /b/, i think before it was benign, whereas now it's malignant.
Is this the grandpa thread?
>>702564525
pretty much
>>702563901
(everyone)
>>702564292
I came here in Feb 2006 - been here since then.
It's always been like this - some days it worse.
>>702541464
Commodore Vic 20
Tand 1000RL hard drive 20MB, 768k ram
Jumped to 836sx with 4MB
486DX2-66 with 8megs.
486dx4 100 overclocked to 120MHz.
5x85 amd running at 150.
Jumped to
Pentium MMX 166 running at 200MHz with 256MB.
Pentium MMX 233 running at 266.
AMD Duron 700 overclocked to 1GHz with 768MB.
AMD from Athlon 64 all the way up to FX 8250 with 32GB of ram.
Current:
Intel 5820k running at 4.2GHz with 32gigs DDR4.
>online since 93
>4chan since the begining
>left after a year
>came back when best friends nephew was a newfag underage b& @ 13
>he is now 21
>>702536445
I was 2010 wave of cancer
>702564XXX
>>702536445
/1/ /2/
>>702538400
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>702536445
You should add a fat black cock for 2016
Cockmongler.
I remember the pre-captcha days which seems like a pretty long time ago now, thank god. /b/ could be unbrowseable at times. Then you had threads that were full of people shouting at newfags back in 2007, the board was a riot zone of pissed off people in general back then. It still is but maybe with more porn and lethargy, other boards sprung up and social media stuff like twitter rose up and awesome internet people have more to enjoy. Its not really changed much though.
>>702558868
>Fetus room
>>702564391
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