*Steps out of shadow..*
Congratulations, you sir, are the fedora king master. Kiddo, listen up:
Why, why do you want this? Is your pathetic life so pathetic that you need to stalk some woman you don't even know?
It's absurd people like you may live without any retard-attendant.
Fuck, you're the real and only cringelord.
I've reported you to multiple online instances that will trace your IP, so they can help you. Maybe it's still not too late for you.
You will get a letter or a phonecall within a few days, expect that!
Don't be scared tho, it's only to help you kiddo.
*Steps back in shadow*