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>19
>female
>virgin
>never been with or kissed a guy
>I act so weird around other people
>have social anxiety
>live in the ghetto
>dropped out of H.S
>got fire from my job (was a waitress)
>My dad left when I was 12..
>My mom drinks..alot
>I always try to make jokes
>my jokes always bomb
>I'm not a people person
>I like puppies but when they get older..I don't
>not rly a cat person
>I always look down at my feet when I walk
>Can't look anyone in the eyes
>I have really small hands and feet..ugh..
>always looking to escape this shit reality
>try everything to drown out the fuckin noise in my head
>whenever im walking and I notice someone walking towards me, I suddenly forget how to walk..its so fuckin weird like I idk...ughh I just over think everything...I overthink walking ffs im so fuckin done... :/

I just feel so fucking beat. So broken and battered. No matter how hard I try to be normal I always end up feeling so empty...so fake and useless...

http://steamcommunity.com/id/nothingnessisme/

I use steam because whenever I give out my skype it leads to sexual things..

http://steamcommunity.com/id/nothingnessisme/
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>>702533443

wow you have really tiny hands
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>>702533443

>I always try to make jokes
>my jokes always bomb

I know this feel..
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>>702533443

post feet pls
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>>702533443
too old , always with this shit
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>>702533443

are you in the US?
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>>702533443
Well, you're cute that's for sure.
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cut yourself until you bleed out and die
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>>702533790

le edgy
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>>702533443

your steam profile says you live in Illinois

I'm from chicago, we should meet up and have a coffee or something
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>>702533878

>chicago

shitskin detected
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>>702533919

>>>>>/pol/>>>>>
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POSTS YOUR MOSQUITO TITS OR GTFO SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
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>>702533443

kill yourself on live stream
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>>702533443
>virgin
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no wonder no one likes you, you're a filthy jew
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>>702533443
You might be assburgers. No bully but you are literally describing symptoms.
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>>702534126
Why is that funny?
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>>702533443

I could crush your teeny tiny hands if I wanted mmmmmmm
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Are you really jewish ?
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>>702533443

fucking die you cunt
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>>702533443

TITS OR GTFO
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Nice diary entry, now fuck off to Tumblr where people might actually pretend to give a shit.
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>>702533790
Is she going to cut her self with that edge of yours?
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wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol

just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.

Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.

Add me on skype (hitman90001)

you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P

muah xoxoxoxo
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>>702533443
We need tits
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>>702533443
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>>702534527

faggot
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tits or gtfo. follow the rules plz
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>>702534527

is this real?
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>>702534527
Is this a cringe thread already ?
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>>702534182
I noticed that too
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>>702534527
you look like the kind of guy who eats human skin. i think its the way you purse your lips
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>>702534527

>muah xoxoxoxo
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>>702534527

>Add me on skype (hitman90001)
>muah xoxoxoxo

I gagged..
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>>702534527

I hope you get gang raped by a gaggle of silver back apes
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>>702534527

neck yourself
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>>702533963
Is always right
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>>702534527

>cuck detected
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>>702534527

you look like you allow niggers to finish in your ass gay boy
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>>702534527

>png

nopenopenope
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>>702534777

racist white cracker detected
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>>702534527

cringe over load
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>>702533443
whenever im walking and I notice someone walking towards me, I suddenly forget how to walk..its so fuckin weird like I idk...ughh I just over think everything...I overthink walking ffs im so fuckin don
Lel
28 m Here and got the same
Merry me
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>>702533443

you look cute OP
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>>702534527
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>>702534976
>Implying i'm not Latino
Get rekt hombre
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>>702535031

weak fag lol, who the fuck forgets how to walk?
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>>702533443
You look cute...
Want a kiss from me?
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>>702534527

I can't even stare at your picture for too long, you are one creepy mother fucker
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>>702534527
This is either a really good troll or the cringiest person on the internet.
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>>702535132
Social phobias
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>>702534527

>muah xoxoxoxo

this right here, this line right here gave me cold chills
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>>702535324

I sometimes cross the street when I see some apes ahead. Do I have "social phobias" as well?
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>>702534976
The proper response is "checked" or "trips of truth" even if you disagree
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Post tits. Nothing to lose.
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>>702534527

I bet you keep those dead hookers in a walk in freezer
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>>702534777
Self checking, holy kek
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>>702533443

SHOW US YOUR CUNT
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Hey OP you need som1 liek me to poke your belly button and take ur vicinity
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>>702534606
Yep, real gay.
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>>702535392
No u just live in africa
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>>702535495
Fucking newfaggot checking his own get
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>>702533771
that's not how you score, anon.
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>>702534527
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>>702534527

you project an awful lot don't you?
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>>702534527

the cringe is unreal
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>>702533443
Woodmarry
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>>702535617
But no one else will

>pls no bully
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>>702533443
old whore here, I'd be happy to give you some hear felt guidance, but um, tits or gtfo.
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>>702534527

you look like you fuck children
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>>702535829

kek
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Do what My daughter did.
Move out, live with friends, avoid college. Work sporadically. Marry a soldier, he cheats on you while you're pregnant, divorce him. Move back in with Mom and Dad, begin working. Walk around in panties, or wash the fine china by hand in the sink wearing only a shirt, leave you newly purchased and freshly used sex toy set on your comforter or I'm the music room on the futon- driving him fucking insane enough to start wanting to fuck you. Lay on the music room's futon with an entire sweet ass cheek exposed including your smooth cellulite free ass crack visible while he's obviously come downstairs to make breakfast and has to pass you repeatedly over and over on the way to the extra pantry storage in the garage. You move about a little with each pass, leaving more and more visible and he dares to come closer and closer each time. Wanting to either smack your ass fully with one hand cupping your cheek, leaning over to lick your alabaster white skin, or take off his pants and mount you. I found THIS set online from the tiny metalised plastic bag's instruction paper, and wonder where you've been keeping the largest two toys, as the 2nd smallest has a thin transparent residue from lube, the smallest is still in the bag. Stephanie you bitch I should mount you the next time you tease daddy because living here for free for four years is cutting into what little sex life your parents had. Now it's nothing because your kid is always up all day long and you're on the phone all day being a terrible mother. I would team you good and Way better than that little shit of a husband you got stuck with for a while.
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>>702533443
Tits or gtfo
And remember, when in doubt, you can always do the Kurt Cobain exit
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>>702533443

People still don't know the rules after all these years.
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>>702535861

you sound angry, everything alright?
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>>702533443
Not your army, I see what you are trying to do
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>>702535861
kek, thanks for writing that out. Enjoyed it
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>>702535984
Get drugged and murdered?
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>>702536025
She's messy and a tease and I really get tired of it all. Putting up with another female adult that I supposedly CANT fuck is aggravating.
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>>702533443

cunt
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>>702533443

are you into black guys?
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>>702536052
Either that or:
>Suicide by shotgun
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>>702536165
Same at my house. Fuck em...
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>>702534527
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>>702535091
Spic spitting truth
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>>702536242
nigger detected
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>>702536038
>>702536025

Yeah well it's stream of thought and real- sorry about the typos, my hands don't fit into generic Adult gloves, despite me being 5-11 and 230.
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>>702536165

you sound like cuck tbh fam
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>>702533443
You're a cunt, life is extra easy mode for you. Shut the fuck up and grow up already.
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>>702535861
Settle down, pops. You're the one that raised a shitty child that you can't get rid of, that is raising yet another shitty child that you'll have to take when your shitty child goes to jail or dies of an overdose. You are to blame.
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>>702536339
I'm purposely living on my own nowadays. I tried living together with both gf's and friends, always the same shit. At least now when I come home I have some peace and quiet
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>>702536475
I'm betting my ass his wife is the true culprit
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>>702536339

>5'11
>230
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>>702536280
Goddamnit I want to go buy a box of condoms and hand her the box and then pick her up and carry her to her little nap futon- bitch doesn't even play the expensive violin we got her anymore. If she won't play music then I'll make her fucking sing.
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On her steam
> gold
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>>702533443
sounds like attentionwhore bait.
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>>702536620

do it faggot
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>>702534527
Kek
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I sometimes forget how to breath
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>>702533443
i know you're here for attention but that's okay...here's your (you)
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>>702533443
FUCK YOU ALL YOU WANT IS FREE GAMES> LAST TIME I TRIED TO BE NICE TO YOU AND ALL YOU WANTED WAS FREE SHIT KYS.
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>>702533443
>I always look down at my feet when I walk
>>Can't look anyone in the eyes
>>I have really small hands and feet..ugh..
>>always looking to escape this shit reality
>>try everything to drown out the fuckin noise in my head
>>whenever im walking and I notice someone walking towards me, I suddenly forget how to walk..its so fuckin weird like I idk...ughh I just over think everything...I overthink walking ffs im so fuckin done... :/
This is me but it can't be because I'm a boy
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>>702533443
Let us see that Heimen


Also tits
And I'll be your man for the rest of the day
Perhaps I'll give you the privilege to pay me for sex
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>>702534527
This gun be a new pasta
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>>702534527
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PTFO ... TITS or GTFO
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>>702533443

- virginity is not an illness.
on the contrary: once a slut, always a slut, who will get random guys until 40, when she'll have to settle for some fat wrecked guy to use to birth a child before menopause.

Well, I'm a kissless virgin as well; I would only date a virgin. I don't want to waste my virginity with a random slut. I just want a woman forever mine, to be forever hers, without fucking precedents.

Sadly I cannot propose to you because you're quite young. If we date, people around you will ask you: "wtf, why are you dating your old uncle?"

It's way too easy to go from "would date some good guy/gal" to "will date any guy/gal". Being a kissless virgin mostly means avoiding this kind of error.
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>>702533443
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>>702534577
>>702534625
>>702534661
>>702534711
>>702534740
>>702534769
>>702534798
>>702534843
>>702534942
>>702535004
>>702535087
>>702535220
>>702535327
>>702535462
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>>702535679
>>702535701
>>702535829
ITT
>"Haha look at all these newfags replying to an attention whore without tits."
>Proceeds to reply to one of the most obvious bait I have seen in my life.
Is it something in the water? Have people gone retarded? How can all of you fall for this bait? It's well structured bait in terms of cringe but it's not realistic. You are all fucking normie, newfag idiots who should kill yourselves for being such gullible idiots. I've had enough of /b/ after I finish replying to the butthurt replies to this post I'm going to /wg/ to forget about what a shithole this board has become.
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>>702536564
I wanted more from her. I didn't want her to come back I wanted her to deal with it on her own like an adult.

Yeah I'm not as fat the pic, but I've never been a little skinny kid. I ran cross country in Jr hi and high school, I cycle to work (11mi.) sometimes, and when I was 10 I was really tall for my age and could run the hurdles for fun when they were set up next door at the high school track. I don't work out but I should- yeah I'm Nowhere near as round as that pic someone posted- that's fucking disgusting.

The last time I got carded was five years ago at age 47. Swedish/German 2nd generation American.

French fries are disgusting
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>>702534193
>>702534464

you already crushed yours with excessive fapping

>>702534527

dat face explains my topkeks
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>>702534527

he is cucking jew
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>>702535087

hi cute Feddy, femanon here (pic related): fancy a date with me?
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>>702537120
lmao faggot. the world doesn't work like that anymore, it hasn't since the 60's. unconditional lifelong love is a love only a parent can have for his/her kid. Romantic love is the most conditional love ever. But sure keep putting your fantasy woman on a pedestal. become dependant on an unrealistic fantasy, see where that gets you. You want some real advice? Go fuck a hooker, get it out of your system. You'll have a gf within two months after that. Just realise they're never yours to keep, only yours to have for the moment. It's only your turn.
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Do these fake deceptive beg threads work? If so you're a sad cunt if you give shit to someone cuz maybe virgina.
Faggots
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>>702537203
Smoking, bad food, chronic Internet use, overuse of alcohol, and lack of Any exercise ages people fast. Almost as fast as meth alone.
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>>702536475
Baby shoots self, goes onto Facebook to ask people to call 911

Americunts that stupid?
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>>702537481

ye we are
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>>702537202
>/wg/

Kek what a fucking lame faggot
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>>702537343
would sucking on that make you a nazi, a cuck or gay?
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>>702533443 don't do it. This guy(>>702534527) looks like a serial rapist
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>>702537202
I think you should get up off the computer and turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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>>702537202
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>>702537562
I see you don't appreciate art.
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>>702536286

apparently you germans got too many immigrants

>>702536645

>GOLDSTEIN GOLDMANSACHS
she's a jew
a jew
a jeww
eww
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>>702533443
Can someone tell me more about voices in head? What you hear, is it the same voice as when you thinking?
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>>702537120
>Well, I'm a kissless virgin as well; I would only date a virgin. Lol, good luck with that, pops
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>>702537202
This. 10 years ago, this post would have 300 "Tits or GTFO" replies
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>>702537413

>losing virginity to a hooker

dude, you certified yourself as a gay nigger

>>702537481

baby shoots self because daddy gave baby a loaded gun with a lousy trigger --- only to get a few Likes on facebook
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>>702537637

i turned my computer 360 degrees, and it still is pointing at me.

go study some trigonometry, faglord
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>>702538214
new
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>>702534527
Found his name: Jake ekaj
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You should kill yourself but first nudes
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>>702533443
get yourself on cam and we'll see
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog
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>>702536475
fake
Who would post on fb to tell others to call 911?
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>>702533443
Perhaps people would like you more if you followed the fucking rules.
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>>702537481
Memes like religion, tobacco or pot smoking as being cool instead of something disgusting smelling, following the wacko ideas of a band including wearing their hoodies as formalwear, burying people underground instead of creating them, creating people instead of a Tibetan sky burial, and using ice in your drinks instead of freshly fetched drops of lava to purify it of bad ideas are all equally crazy human bullshit.

Yes the pic is Funny, and all Americans are like this. The same way that All Europeans both despise and want to marry a nice gypsy girl, both want to destroy the Jews and want to import as many Muslims as possible, both secretly wish for cock in their ass and pussy on their face. Yes all people are entirely homogenous within their regions for convenient ridicule.
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>>702538214
lul, seconded
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bait asf tbh.
if ur acc depressed n shit y tf are you posting on /b/? ur just gonna get bullied and called out for bait.
>not rly a cat person
what are you fucking gay? cats are great u fckn nigger.
but seriously if u feel acc depressed and this isnt bait u shud like see a doctor and get help. talk to a teacher or something (ur clearly younger than 19) idk, get out there and be productive. it's better than lazing around feeling useless, trust me.
also what kind of person doesnt like grown puppers, insane. that part alone reaks of bait from how impossible it is.
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>>702538079
going to a hooker worked for a friend of mine. Was his bday so we all pitched in. Didn't take long before he had a GF after that, just because he lost the stigma of being a virgin.
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>>702534777
Can't argue with trips of truth
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>>702533443
>I like puppies but when they get older..I don't
youre a fucking cunt
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>>702538271

nope.

his name is Faggot Toggaf
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>>702533443
fuck dogs
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>>702538516
Bitch doesn't like being mounted
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>>702538692
but the knot is the fun part
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>>702536266
That was a cover up retard
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>>702533443
Try MDMA OP.
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>>702533443
>female
>/b/


Why are there 144 replies and no tits yet? Fucking losers
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>>702538359

he actually was willing to save text/voice cellphone credits

>>702538471

ameritard detected - the country of faggotry, porn and hookers
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>>702534187
I think he's implying you don't really have the face of a 19 year old virgin girl
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otra ├║nica y diferente...
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>>702538920

there are plenty of tits pics on /b/, you faggot mouseclicks-sparing
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>>702537413
he just wants someone who has a similiar view on life, he doesnt specificically state that he expects all women to do that
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this thread
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Why are you in the usa... You are physically my dream girl, small and cute face. I'm 19 aswell, basque (northern spain). Have social anxiety when talking to peiole i like irl, i get fucking paralized
I'd love to talk with you, to see how you're like... I'm sure i'd fall in love with you in no time haha
Anyways my steam is ijoanx or joanx, can't remember
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>>702533443
I want to have children with you.
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>>702533443

i'm not worried about you because you're only 19.
if you were 45 and feeling/acting this way, i'd be worried.

you'll grow out of it. :)
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>>702539137
I didn't come here for a cringe thread anon
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>>702538998

...but she has the face of a Rabbi daughter.
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/thread/
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>>702534527
>neckbirds
kek
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>>702533814
>le
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>>702534527
faggot
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>>702539032
If that's bait, I fucking applaud you. However I think you literally are that new.

What the fuck does mouseclicks-sparing even mean?

Can somebody explain to me why you fucking losers stick up for some bitch you'll never even meet? Do you have some irrational belief in your head that this 4chan post will lead to you, one of 67 posters on it, to getting this bitch?

You are what is wrong with this site. There is no more epic get because faggots like you say "oh there's already plenty of tits on /b/" WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THEY CAME FROM? In the future, you'll have no tits because of people like you. I bet you vote Shillary, too. Fucking immigrant.
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>>702534527
>mfw this is real
>yfw he meets up with her and fucks her silly and she loves it.
>mfw they post pics and vids about this and everybody here is in awe.
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>>702533443

Stop making excuses for yourself.
Not trying to be harsh, just realistic.

The world doesn't care.
You're cute, you're alive.

You seem lonely, but the only person stopping you seems to be you.
Stop second guessing yourself.

This life kind of comes down to "do" or "do not", ignore your self judgement, and just do.
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>>702534527
it's a trap don't do it. he's a hit man and his job is to kill you but he has to get close to you first
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I use steam because whenever I give out my skype it leads to sexual things

Need examples of these sexual things
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wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol

just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.

Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.

Add me on skype (hitman90001)

you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P

muah xoxoxoxo

>legendary copypasta
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>>702533443
tits or gtfo we don't care about your dramatic life. You're a 19 year old female virgin and think your life is bad? Fuck off. That's just insulting. Try having a job at fourteen to pay your fucking rent.
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Look at that picture. She has definitely taken a lot of dicks
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>>702539754
CRINGE
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Fucking losers ITT. You faggots make me sick.
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>>702539754
>hitman90001
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>test
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>>702536286
du scheiss nigger schwuchtel, verpiss dich
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>>702539573
>What the fuck does mouseclicks-sparing even mean?

it means a faggot who is so lazy that he spares mouseclicks on /b/ to reach some of the porn
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>>702533443
mfw faggots think this is actually a grill
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You should consider reading the jewish texts, sadly, they might help you
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>>702533443
Men love tiny hands, cock looks huge when you hold it
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>>702534527
This level of cringe can be real?
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>>702533443
tits or auschwitz
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>>702533443
Do u have a brother cause if u do, I'm in his soccer team
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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this thread gave me cancer anyway.
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>>702533443

you fucking loser betas fell for this $ trap.

>oh poor oh little me and my problems
>if only a shiny white knight with a fat wallet could save me
>oooooh woe is me
>pls no add on stem or skep

>mfw you've all swallowed the entire fishing pole at this point
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>>702540094
...wat

The fuck outta here kid you're probably a filthy beaner who was forced to learn english in your mud-hut elementary school.

I still don't get what you mean by "sparing mouseclicks".
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>>702534527
>>702539611
samefag

keep dreamin' ya' serial rapist-looking ass
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>>702533443
>430 hours ok CS:GO
This is me, turning 360┬░ and walking away.
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>>702535861

Made my day. Thanks anon.
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>>702533443
You wasn't black ?
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>>702534182
Yep, tho this is a bit suspicious, might very well be calculated
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i dont know why but i feel the urge just to talk to you
just becaus i feel the same way and i also have nobody to talk about it
i have send you a friend request
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>>702533443
Wait a sec..I remember this..this is pasta
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>>702536645
That fucking beggar Slav and his omega fag rambling...holy shit that is beyond pathetic over a loser Jew cunt.

Winrar with authority in a cringe thread.
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>>702533443
>Comes on 4chan
>Cry about how shitty life is
>moar attention plz

What else is new, get the fuck off my board cunt
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>>702540569
and this is pizza!
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>>702540353
>fat wallet

More like a fat ass and gut. Any faggot who is actually falling for this shit is a virgin for sure.

REALITY CHECK:
1: This is a fucking guy, likely a gay one. It is not a girl. I feel like I'd have to repeat this fourty times to get you retards to process it
2: Even if it was a grill, you'll never actually meet her, and you're competing with 88 other posters for her attention. Get fucking real
3: ????
4: Stop being such a fucking idiot. Can you honestly name ONE person who has had sex with a female based on communication on fucking 4chan?

You're all fucking deranged
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It's a bait you morons
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>>702533443
wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol

just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.

Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.

Add me on skype (hitman90001)

you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P

muah xoxoxoxo
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>>702534527
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>>702537120
>kek overload
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>>702540732
I had sex with a girl with a feminine penis if that counts anon
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>>702536475

Gake and fay.
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Anyone ever shit a 15lb pile. I kiterally just did why reading this. My fucking god. My stomache bowels feel so goddam empty. Light headed. Actually lost my breath for a few seconds. Feel sick. What a massivd fu king shit.
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>>702533443

Hey OP, what's your cup size?
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>>702540802
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This entire thread is bait.... and i'm willing to bet my life on it. I have the noose ready!
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Welcome to my world I am awkward as fuck
No friends last girlfriend I had was a year ago
Always fuck up my relationships

You are still young to turn your life around
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>>702533443
>dropped out of H.S
That's what you did wrong. Basicly killed your future, even with that shitty family you may have applied for a scholarship in a community college, but no, you didn't.
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>>702540644
Hello new friend
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>>702533443

>23
>male
>virgin
>Have Been Whit 2 Girls in all my Life
>Got too Obsessed and Get Dumped
>I can act normal around people who Doesn't Know Me M
>have social anxiety
>live in the Mexico (Where lot of drug gansters Violently Dies Every Day)
>dropped out of H.S
>Trying really Hard to Maintain and survive in my job due to recently Big Crash whit Expensive Material Damages (I'm a Truck Driver)
>My mom left when I was 7... and family Thinks She'll was Dead until Recently
>My Dad Dies when I Was 18
>always Smile, even if I Being Humillating or getting hurt
>smile like a creep, and sme time people thinks i'm being Derisive
>I'm not a people person
>I like Cats for they calm and lonely Beahvior
>Hate Dogs
>I always look down at my feet when I walk
>Can't look anyone in the eyes
>I have really Big hands and feet.
>always looking to escape this shit reality
>Like to Hear an see Inside my Head
>Obsessen whit Incest even though I don't have a any slibing
>whenever im walking and I notice someone walking towards me, I suddenly forget how to walk..its so fuckin weird like I idk...ughh I just over think everything...I overthink walking ffs im so fuckin done... :/
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>>702538390

I fucking love you.
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>>702533443
>female
....
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>>702539137

> If anything, I'd be the one in the kitchen.
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>>702533639
easy, dont make jokes nigger
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Looks like summer isn't over
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>>702533443
Just say 'fuck it'.
You don't need to worry about what people think of you because they're gonna think it anyway.

Not everyone is gonna like you and not all people are gonna be nice. In fact most people are cunts.

Just disregard everything. Start thinking about yourself till you get to the point when you realize that you're the only person that matters to you, and that you're fucking awesome.

Once people see this self-confidence radiating from you, they'll be drawn to you
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This pasta is stale
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>>702534527
lol I'll spam that shit in every thread
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>>702541626
I like cooking actually ;*
>>702539339
I love you too anon <3
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>>702533443

> hate being kissless virgin
> no skype cuz it leads to sexual things
> steam beg thread
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>>702533443
>19
>virging

Stopped reading. Are you even trying to bait?
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Coalition forces advanced on insurgent strongholds today. Heavy casualties were sustained during an ambush in the holy city. Insurgent forces were finally suppressed, but at high cost.
More tea?
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>>702542054
You gotta add >female
It makes sense otherwise (my case for example)
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Did any of you people stopped being salty and talked to them? This is bait, sure, but the link doesnt even lead to the OP's steam.
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>>702542054

dude, you watched too much "MLP Shota Fluffy Abuse" Porn.

I know at least three over 40yo virgin females, unwilling to be deflorated by anyone but their legit husbands (when they'll eventually have one).
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>>702533639

Same.
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WTF .... 229 replies, and OP is nowhere to be found !!!

/end /of /a /great /thread
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>>702542401
W o a h
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>>702533443
So who is OP actually?
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>>702540991
Guys, decided to lay down. Dam my chest even hurts. Never shit that large of a pile in my entire life.it may have even been 20 pounds. Massive pile. My stomach evacuated everything. Kinda feel better but at the sametime sick.
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hes ugly and outnumber the everybody
and is ugly and is pathatic and try to hurt the popular people
so cause of the ugly guys losers the popular people cant do nothing and tv shows is going to suck
so since hes ugly and lame then the popular people cant do anything
so dont talk to the ugly people losers that is rejected like the ugly people losers work all day cause is ugly and smell like dog shit like beyonce and is pathatic and ugly
like get angry but cant hurt the popular people or hurt the popular people with looks
but still get treat the popular people bad n tell on the police or manght r
and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers try to say the popular people is bad cause the ugly people losers is lame and ugly
and is ugly
n follow me around
so thats why fuck the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers that smell like dog shit like beyonce and is ugly that is on facebook and tv
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like dog shit like beyonce
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>>702533443
>dropped out of H.S
Less then 10% of the US population drops out and they're all dope slinging niggers.
gg it wont get better go bitch on r9k instead
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>>702542401
If it isn't OP's steam, why is that "girl" accepting hundred of friend invites suddenly?
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Well, I gotta say....... gg op!
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>>702540911
> feminine penis
I imagine it like a penis, but with curves.
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>>702534527
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Hitman. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
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I saved this thread as a pdf
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>>702543250
Sounds like Schizophrenic ramblings to me m8
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>>702543698

Ohai Brian!
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Ill fucking bang you baby!
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>>702533443
>im a grill btw
>guaranteed replies
The sheer number of sad, lonely, desperate fucks on this site never ceases to amaze me.
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>>702543195
Ya'll fuckers prob think i am full of shit. And all I can ssy is "Not anymore!"

I fefl like the chick on a summerseve commercial. Free of that weight floaty. Be it kinda sickly feeling.
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>>702543549
Rip my steam
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>>702533443
tits or gtfo you know the rules
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I-its not like I want free games anon
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>>702544960
Kek
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>battered and broken

Stop digging for karma and attention.
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>>702533443
You're literally the female version of me wow
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>>702534182
Assburgers guy here, she just described my life.
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>>702543530
>Hundreds of friend invites

I bet it's only like 10 or so that sent one
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>>702534527
No no OP, use my email [email protected] for an extra pair of teeth to tear into the flesh of your enemies. You don't want a shoulder to cry on, you want a shoulder connected to a hand that can wield a bloody knife. Please OP, tell me if you float. TELL ME IF YOU FUCKING FLOAT!
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>>702533443
>I act so weird around other people
>have social anxiety
>dropped out of H.S
>got fire from my job (was a waitress)
>I always try to make jokes
>my jokes always bomb
>I'm not a people person
>I always look down at my feet when I walk
>Can't look anyone in the eyes

That really sounds liek autism
and me
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>>702533443
Bet you're some fat neckbeard, who pulled some random image from google to make this thread.
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>>702534527
MEGAFAGGOT
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>>702533443

HAHAHAHAHA YOU WERE THE ONE BITCHING ABOUT HOW BAD YOU WERE AT OF KINGS AND MEN

HAHAHAHA GET FUCKIN REKT
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>>702545690
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>>702536788
HOLY SHIT underrated post, the dubs speak truth. We've been fucking duped! OP is intelligent, I gotta hand it to him, but fuck him for tricking us in order to try and get a bunch of free shit.
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>>702533443
Tit's or gtfo faggot
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>>702542023
It is very angering, but spamming it randomly would be fucking hilarious.
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>>702542032
This. Faggots think that they'll get wins from a hot gamer girl who is vulnerable and needs a white knight, when really they're giving free Steam games to some faggot over the internet.
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>>702540732
> Can you honestly name ONE person who has had sex with a female based on communication on fucking 4chan?
Well there is the /soc/ board...
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You are a legit faggot. Even your lips are feminine. Gonna give her a big hug? You will never get laid being a pussy and your lips really piss me off. I want to cut them
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>>702543900
How Anon, I need it.
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>>702534527
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Dear 4chan,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader
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So many desperate faggets
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The linked Steam profile is part of a "gamer girls are scum" group and she commented a porn thing there. So fucking obviously a fag.
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>>702533443
can i add you? you look like you play cs, whats your rank?
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>>702535225
what's a bath oven?
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>>702533771
you cant fucking see anything you fucking dumbass
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>>702533443
>make thread
>pretend to be a girl
>link steam account
>hope for free games
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>>702534527
LMFAO FIND A ROPE AND SWING YOUR NECK FROM A STREET POLE WITH IT
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>>702533443
doc here, post vagina for analysis
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>>702533443
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>>702533443
can we see you naked? you will make alot of guys happy
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>>702544538

I do hope you feel better, anon.
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>>702533443
Have you been to Johnny Cash's house?
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>>702539777
trips of truth
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> rick harrison
> this is my pawnshop
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>>702535861
Thanks for this
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