How can a man look this perfect? It boggles my mind. Never seen a man this handsome in my life. He is the kind of person who gets all the model pussy.
His face is too wide. His eyebrows are gay and overdone, yet too thick, so they have to be overdone to be anywhere close to normal. Within his native land, he would be considered very desirable. Universally, he has a face that you expect a criminal to have.
>>702533107
I wish this was a case. Then I wouldn't be jealous over the looks of a man.
Wish I could contact him somehow. First question would be: how you take care of your hair?
>>702532792
The fuck is this john redcorn thread?
fuck this cancer thread
>>702532792
Looks like one of the wax people from the natural history museum. Primitive skull structure, homo habilus or some shit.
>>702532792
>perfect
>non-white
you may only pick one
>>702534854
Its an appreciation of male beauty thread.
>>702535300
Why
>>702532792
Is that the dude from Metalocalypse?
>>702535300
Show those pictures any pretty blue-eyed blonde girl. They go fucking nuts.
I'm saying this not to proof anything. I'm saying this because this man is like a fucking rival to me.
>>702532792
that's John Redcorn retard.
reminds me of this
>>702533107
he may not actually be the prettiest man to ever live, but... really? How the shit did you come up with criticism of such grand, autistic proportions?
holy shit faggot
>>702534498
>how you take care of your hair?
he prolly washes it, you know, with water and shampoo. Maybe some balm or conditioner, it ain't rocket science.
>>702535963
>this man is like a fucking rival to me
is he anywhere in your immediate vicinity?
>>702536569
he washes it with the tears of apple slave labour employee's
Im truly wondering about his ethnicity. He just doesn't look that asian to me...cant compare his eyes with real asian eyes. Damn, would be fucking interesting to know about his background
>>702532792
>>702536751
Native American? Some kind native from some island who knows.
>>702536714
eh..
ok
wat
>>702536751
>>702536906
Mongolian, methinks. Maybe some Tatar or Roma in there.
>>702536906
No he lives somewhere in russia since a russian photographer took the photos (google st.umid). But he is not slavic ofc. He's a fucking interesting mixture.
>>702537239
Would you let him fuck your gf OP?
>>702537239
>somewhere in russia
that should point to either Tatar or Mongol, I'd say.
>>702537367
He is married. Apart from that: no.
>>702537586
His name is Umid Yuldashev. Umid is a very islamic sounding name. He might have some tatar in him but i doubt that a religious muslim would ever tatoo himself and make this kind of pictures. He's mixed. Bet 1/3 asian (hair), 1/3 russian (body structure) and 1/3 tatar (facial features). But heck, i dont know. Only he could varify it. But there's no way to contact him. He disappeared.
>>702537586
Upon googling 'tartar facial features' i gotta say you are probably right.
>>702538341
most Tatars are (more or less) Muslim, but rarely to an extreme or dogmatic extend. I'm not saying he's full blown Tatar though, but I do think there's some strong Tatar and/or Mongol admixture in him. They're both pretty recognizable phenotypes.
>>702538810
just did that too, and yes, it seems to be right. His eyes are bit too slanty though, he has very strong negative canthal tilt, so that might suggest some Asian or Mongol admixture.
>>702539725
*correction, I meant to write positive canthal tilt, of cause.
>>702539431
>>702539725
According to vishnyakov (one of his photographers) he's uzbek. This pretty much confirms the fact that he has some mongol blood in him since the mongols ravaged central asia about 800 years ago. Terrible times.
