Your age, & number of women you've been with -- I'm
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Your age, & number of women you've been with --
I'm 42 and just had sex with my 30th woman yesterday /b/, pic related. I had only been with one woman till I was 37, so that number has been in the last 5 years.
She wasn't the hottest, or even the best, but a 21 y.o. q4.13 that made me cum buckets, so no complaint.
>>702530184
30
0
29
7
32
51
>>702530378
Why haven't you been laid? At 30 I would have gotten a hooker.
>>702530965
low self esteem
can't understand social cues
i've considered a hooker, but i don't think that would make me feel any better
i'm not excited by the idea of being with somebody who finds me disgusting and is only with me because i paid them
>>702531293
Dude, I totally understand that. Are you overweight?
>>702531544
becoming moreso each year
that's not the cause of my problems though
i was pretty fit on my early/mid twenties
i gradually stopped caring
>>702530184
31
4
>>702530184
thanks OP now I have to write myself a list so I can remember whom I have fucked. I'll be back with the numbers in a few. god dammit op
20 years old
16 girls
2 threesomes
relationship from 16-19
>>702531731
Fuck, forgot I had a birthday recently, should be
32
4
23 years old
8 women
On 3rd GF
50
Had my cock inside 39 different vaginas and 3 female assholes
Also it's been in 43 female mouths
>now I've hit 50 might start trying fags out
>just cos fags seem to be always fucking each other
>me no homo so it would have to be a woman with a feminine penis
>hope I like cos many many boi pucci in Thailand
in before aids I couldn't give a fuck I'm 50 and I've had a great life so if I get I get if not great
25
1
>>702531293
o totally get that, when is turned 21 being a virgin I seriously thought about getting a hooker, its even legal where Im from. But having your first time with a hooker just didnt seem like the kind of memory you would want to have of the occasion.
>>702531840
OP here. After being married that long, you go a little crazy when you get the chance. I've been in 4 girl girl threesomes, and 1 boy boy girl threesome (no homo). Looking forward to another 2 chick one soon.
>>702530184
27
8, none in the past 2 years
Schizophrenia and shit
23, over 200
go out clubbing often
this was my last conquest, girl on right
>>702531839
Post pics too if you can.
>>702530184
36
I don't even count anymore. Easily triple digits.
39 and lost count in the triple digits
>Country boy in the big city
Sheilas love a farmer, and this farmer fucks.
>>702531839
OK, Im Male banged 14 women and one good looking tranny while drunk, but whatever. im 30
>>702531692
Hey, you're only 30. I didn't start messing around till I was 37, so there's still hope. Have a gym membership? That's the first thing I did.
>>702532390
no I wont post pics. but my original orange haired cutie is one of them. her name is Lauren her tits are huge
>>702530184
23
3
>>702530184
She is beautiful. I especially like her small tits and the look in her eyes.
>29
>5 women bedded
was virgin until 19
30
Somewhere around 30, but I lost count. Is it that interesting to know after more than 3?
>>702532377
She's a hottie. How old?
31, had sex with 5 women. Why is greater variety considered such a good thing? That's like listing your number of divorces as a point of pride. You must not be a very satisfying lover if you had to go fishing every time.
20
3
23
0
Aspiring wizard motherfuckers!
My inability to get laid somehow morphed into this world sucks and I do not wanna get some shit ass TD from a slut
so at this point I actually do not give much of a fuck about girls
also 'alphafags' I aint giving a damn....
>>702532377
butterface
21
4(all of them were under 18 when we fucked)
>>702530184
37
and I think around 15, I've been sitting here for the past 5 minutes trying to remember them all
>>702531293
If it helps, think about how degrading it is for them.
>>702532774
she's 19 a freshman in college, word of advice, join a frat, you'll be banging hot chicks like this every weekend.
29
3 women
1 guy
1 woman with aspirations of being a guy
>>702532854
No, listing the amount of times you were willing to let some bitch cuck you and then take half your shit isn't the same as listing the number you banged and gave cab fare you loser.
Get married again...it'll work this time we promise.
>>702530184
18
2
am i doing good, guys?
>>702533008
ok buddy, post your last conquest then.
>>702533351
>conquest
Pardon me for respecting women as human beings.
20
1. Accused me of rape after.
>>702533423
You dropped your fedora
>>702532854
OP here. I've found that each woman offers something different during sex. The way they move, the sounds they make, some are crazy, others like the one I had yesterday are super quiet and mousy. I love the anticipation of seeing how each one will be different. Sometimes it's even been disappointing, like when they just lay there and are dead fish. But hey, it's still an experience and you go on to the next.
>>702532904
Do you go to college? Do you have any hobbies like photography? Do yo go to the gym? These are all ways to improve your chances of getting laid.
21 / 5
>>702533423
this is /b/ don't pretend you're a whiteknight
>>702530184
20
1
>>702533125
so i pay a bunch of money so that both of us can have a bad time?
sounds like a blast
>>702531839
>>702533071
LOL, OP here. I had to sit down and count them yesterday, that's how I know it's 30. I actually gathered up all the pictures I could find and put them in a folder.
>>702533677
Huh, interesting, but I think that's just a peculiarity on your part, to have an appetite for so many different women. I guess I just lack any motivation for that sort of thing, and I think most people do. Sex to me is part of a relationship, and while there are differences between how women behave during sex, it's not interesting enough to compel me to forego any form of romantic exclusivity or commitment. I might end a relationship if sex was unsatisfying but I wouldn't find sex with the same person to be unsatisfying over a long period of time, as long as we were compatible.
>>702533550
story?
>>702530184
i'm 41 and kissless virgin. tell me more
22
Fucked around 15women and 6 guys
>>702533220
I don't think a frat will accept a 42 year old...
>>702530184
32 y/o
60 women
ive kept a written list since i was at number 14
>>702533220
blind chicks?
join a frat?
become a jew rat?
>>702533306
You're definitely on your way anon.
>>702530184
29
Somewhere between 50 and 100. It is really hard to remember and a lot of that happened while at various shades of tipsy to falling down drunk. Now I want to start working towards settling down and I have no idea how to hold/find a grown up relationship as opposed to being a drunken one night stand.
>>702533423
This faggot
>>702533550
Green text that story anon...
>>702530184
24
16
>>702534358
thanks buddy.
>>702534066
I've been in a long ass marriage and had several girlfriends, and I've concluded that relationships just don't work for me. I'm too independent and found that I like to be alone more than with someone. On the other hand, I love sex and to experience new things.
>>702530184
23
4
>>702534210
More about what anon?
>>702533793
I do go to college, but its sausage party (technical), no hobbies, but I do go out clubbing a few times a month but I stay with my friends and occasionally buy shots to random girls at bar
as I stated before: now its more like I do not want to rather than I can't
>>702530184
is 15 too low for a guy in his 30's I love to fuck but I do it during relationships mostly. Or am I just a failure? ffs
>>702534770
I love sex too, and I find it gets better the more you know a person, but that's just me. No judgment here, I'm sure this is pretty subjective.
>>702534235
I always thought it would be cool to be bi. I'd totally be into traps if I were, I just don't find cock sexually attractive.
41
160 something
The last hundred were after I got married. I kept a black book for a while with all their names, the situation, and a rating. My wife found it, so I stopped, which is why I'm not completely sure of the number.
>>702531840
My ex from high school was bi and she would always try to have a threesome with me and her best friend. She was a fuckin natural in bed
28... 6 women
>>702530184
23
1
I've fucked that one at least 150 times and still do.
>>702534882
16,. I just remembered another one. lmfao
30, 1, but I've been fucking her since like 2003 or 4.
26 tears old and stopped counting after 100, probably around 125 by now
>>702535126
yeah both my threesomes were with my girlfriend at the time. never have I felt better about myself than getting my dick sucked by two girls at the same time
32
Dunno...over 50 Girls
4 shemales
>>702533300
Projecting much?
I did your mom and your sister, so....2
>>702535413
He says, much to my chagrin.
35
circa about 17 girls
one mff 3 some
& 1 guy... I was horny
>>702534850
Here anon, go to amazon buy this book:
The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists
You'll be happy you did.
>>702534109
>>702534430
Not much of a story but here it goes.
>be me freshman in college
>gay. Only had sex with guys before
> befriend land whale
>we start drinking together a lot
>she wants to "practice kissing" or some shit, knows I'm gay
>drunk as shit so accept
>we fuck a few times all initiated by her and me like barely agreeing each time
>she tells me we should stop
>I say fine
>next weekend we split a handle of whiskey and fuck again
After that she like stopped talking to me and literally like 6-7 months later tells the school I raped her. I go on like school trial and I basically don't get in any trouble which is really cool.
I should also mention this girl was a psychotic cunt who was 1 of LITERALLY 20 siblings growing up in rural Midwest evangelical Christian family, dad in jail for raping kids brother also raped her or something.
Don't really care, didn't get in trouble, now happily with my boyfriend and at least know what pussy feels like
18
1 guy
0 girls
>>702534882
Well there are guys in their 30's that are virgins, so I think that's probably a good number.
>>702530378
Wizard
I had a threesome with 2 cousins they where blood but I wasn't. That feel when you can finger blast two girls at the same time! and a 69 with a special appearance is always a fun time!
27
1
Married
She looks like Loosum from Rage.
>>702534770
>>702534905
I agree with you. There is definitely something to be said about learning a person and what gets them going. That's why I've maintained several FWB's and it's worked for me.
>>702530184
How much did that cost you?
30 years old.
I have no idea. I guess over 200. I know I fucked way more hookers than normal girls. Never had a realtionship longer than six months and even in a relationship I fucked prostitutes. Lost my virginity to a hooker, that probably fucked me up.
>>702535569
thanx for the advice, will try to browse...
>>702535111
How do you get all these women?
>>702533220
>hot
whut?
>>702535654
I suppose, well I do like there being a female I can trust back at the homestead. it's been a thing that I can count on plus all the benefits of a woman who also works but is at home always works out for the most part. I'm not talking about marriage but that half the work gets in, I'm all about plus pussy that too.
28
1
sex is overated
>>702530184
29
35
>>702535578
But do you know what skinny girl pussy feels like?
>>702530184
30
1
+20? hookers
21
~90-110
does getting blowjobs count?
in that case, 4
if not,
2
I'm 24
>>702536050
I agree. It's fun, but at varying levels. Some days I get home from work and my wife is standing there in a robe with lingerie on. I give her a hug, say "not today, work was terrible..." and walk by.
This happens 3 times a week.
We average 3-4/month. I would be ok with 1-2/month, honestly.
She's extremely attractive, but stress is a killer.
21
2
I fucked those two for years but now that they're gone, so is my game. I've been shot down over three times, even though these girls were sending me the clearest fucking signals. Wat do
>>702535768
Dude, Loosum is hot...
>>702535342
I'm more of a pyramid guy myself.
But yeah, 16-18's hands down the peak for broads. If you can pull 2 at the same time, Jesus.
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0
>>702534321
>>702535111
Instead of lists you should have collected hidden cam videos
>>702536050
I think bad sex is overrated. But I've had some mind blowing toe curling sex that I would definitely say is not overrated. I think it depends on the girl and situation.
>>702535971
You'd be surprised if I told you, it comes down to confidence. Many of them were very attractive, some of them models, some were strippers. Hot chicks are usually the ones with the least amount of self confidence, so they compensate by making themselves look hot and getting into an industry where their looks are desired. I'm at best a 6.5 or 7/10, but I have a lot of self confidence. Women who lack self confidence, find that ultra attractive and tend to cling to it.
Being married gives them a sense that they are hot enough to steal a womans man away. Especially when the wife is extremely attractive. It's a huge ego boost. I use that to my advantage.
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194
Most are escorts tho
>>702537138
full of shit
>>702536503
read this post >>702535569
You're welcome
>>702537029
Oh I know. I wish I had. It's easier today with cell phones and hidden cameras, but I've mostly curtailed my extra-curricular activities lately.
>>702537504
>>702536503
Or read this post: >>702537123
Confidence, or even fake confidence that seems real, works.
>>702536899
Pyramid?
>>702530184
27 - 7. Lost my vcard at 17 in a mff 3 way on the beach. Also was first time getting a bj. Busted 3 times no condor like an idiot
>>702537123
Where do you meet up, hotels? Their place?
20 yr
3 girls
>>702535606
Are you just gay, or are you bi?
>>702530184
30
15
I'm into brains and personality first, so that makes one night stands pretty unsatisfactory. Also, most people are retarded.
>>702532664
Thanks, she was a little too shy for my taste, but not bad. Did you paint this?
>>702538506
Where ever is convenient. Sometimes hotels, sometimes in the car, sometimes at their place. Some of my experiences were overseas as I traveled, so I either already had a hotel room to take them back to, or they had their own place I could go to.
>>702539342
Yeah, but there's something to be said about seducing a really dumb chick, imo.
>>702539513
Dude, I love fucking a chick in the car. There's been a few times when we headed to the girls place, and we ended up fucking in the car in the driveway, or in the parking lot of her apartment. We got so riled up we didn't even make it inside, lol.
>>702538260
One girl riding, another sitting on my face.
>>702539866
It can be quite a thrill. Sometimes you don't even get too far from the bar/club, whatever. Just far enough to not be bothered.