I just became an uncle. My family has been texting about it in

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2016-09-04 20:08:21 Post No. 702526221
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:08:21 Post No. 702526221 [Report]

I just became an uncle. My family has been texting about it in group thread all day. Is it bad that I really don't care? Like, the baby hasn't accomplished anything or impressed me with its talents or anything. As far as I can see it's just a shitty needy little cretin, a seed that might (but probably won't) germinate into an independently thinking person in many years. Probably gonna be someone I can't stand but I'll have to act like I care, always gotta act like I care, can never break the family code, gotta care that my brother and his wife made a shitter cause that is important!!

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:09:13 Post No.702526315
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:09:13 Post No.702526315 [Report]

Can I also be an uncle, anon?

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:09:44 Post No.702526358
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:09:44 Post No.702526358 [Report]

For fucks sake, calm your ass down.

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:10:32 Post No.702526441
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:10:32 Post No.702526441 [Report]

Sharpie up pooper with timestamp if dubs.

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:10:33 Post No.702526445
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:10:33 Post No.702526445 [Report]

>>702526315
Ask the conch

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:10:40 Post No.702526461
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:10:40 Post No.702526461 [Report]

>>702526221
Stay involved in your brother, his wife's and their child's life, as much as you're invited.

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:11:46 Post No.702526584
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:11:46 Post No.702526584 [Report]

I hope for your sake. No one comes to your funeral

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:12:00 Post No.702526615
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:12:00 Post No.702526615 [Report]

>>702526461
Any particular reasoning

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:13:10 Post No.702526745
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:13:10 Post No.702526745 [Report]

>>702526584
Me too, in fact I hope I don't have one, what a waste of time and money

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:13:31 Post No.702526792
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:13:31 Post No.702526792 [Report]

>>702526615
Because it won't hurt you and you will be thankful you started it earlier than later.

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:14:13 Post No.702526877
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:14:13 Post No.702526877 [Report]

>>702526792
I live 6 hours away

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:15:31 Post No.702527016
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:15:31 Post No.702527016 [Report]

>>702526877
So?
Just don't ignore them.

Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:17:10 Post No.702527205
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Anonymous 2016-09-04 20:17:10 Post No.702527205 [Report]

>>702526221
I was 15 too once. Those were the days. I was an edgelord too.