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Alright, I'm a man of my word. It's 2 o'clock, loli story time. Writing this all from memory as I go along so bare with me.
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>>702525751
So yeah. I was sitting on the couch the other night, watching a movie with my little sister. She was leaned up against my side with her legs sprawled out, a bowl of popcorn in her lap. Now that I think of it, it was pretty bullshit. I was only taking up 1/4 of the couch’s space and she was basically using me as a pillow. But I digress. We were watching that one fucking Nick Cage movie, National Treasure. I was pretty content for most of the night until a commercial break, when I started dicking around switching channels looking for something to watch. It was actually decently late so I somehow stumbled upon some sort of porn channel. I was honestly surprised that we even got that shit, I guess my dad paid for the subscription, the horny bastard.
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>>702525751
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>>702525931
I figured she’d be disgusted by it, and went on flipping through. Except I was in the part of the channels that was just literally porn flicks one after the other. Thank God our mom and dad were already asleep. A well-endowed blonde on the television let out a moan as I fumbled with the remote control, trying to find my back to the PG section of the channels. I felt her body tense up from where her back was resting against my arm. I gave her a peripheral glance and noticed her eyes intent on the screen, cheeks flushed slightly. She brought a handful of popcorn to her mouth slowly and methodically. Damn, awkward. After just punching in the digits for comedy central out of reflex, I felt her hand come to rest where I was holding the remote. Her eyes were still staring straight ahead. It seemed like she was trying to avoid meeting my gaze.
“Go back,” she said.
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>>702526033
Rolling.
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roll
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>>702526033
rollin'
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>>702525751
>>702525931
>>702526123

how old was she?

how old are you?
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>>702526033
Roll
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Bump
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>>702526033
Roll
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bump
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Deliver OP
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>>702526123
“Uuuuuh.” I was honestly just confused.
“It’s not like that,” she said to me quickly. “It’s just that we just started learning about that type of stuff - in school, I mean.” She seemed to be reasurring herself more than me.
“Yeah, uh. That’s still kind of weird.”
“Whatever, just - let me see that.” She snatched the remote from my hand angrily and composed herself into an upright position on the couch.
However lame this sounds, I wasn’t about to try and steal it back. She’s liable to throw temper tantrums any time, and I didn’t feel like cleaning up a bowl of popcorn, or explaining to my parents why I was watching porn with my little sister at 12:45 in the morning.
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could you type any fucking slower?
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OP how old was she?
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>>702525751
answer OP >>702526296
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>>702527147
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>>702526823
>just started learning about that stuff
>confirmed 13-14 year old

Not a loli, faggot!
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>>702526033
rolll
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>>702526033
roll
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>>702527297
>implying they live in the same country as you
fucking dumbass
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roll
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>>702527297
Idk my school was weird they taught that shit in 5th grade... though i honestly dont know the legality of when your allowed to teach that stuff though
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>>702526033
Rolllll
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>>702526033
Roll
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>>702526033
and rolled
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>>702526033
Roll
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>>702527581
lucky bastard

roll
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>>702526033
roliin to keep thread alive
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>>702526823
She was still going at the popcorn. She navigated her way back to the porn section of the channels and for some reason, she decided to pick some shitty vampire themed one, probably a parody of 50 Shades of Grey for some shit. The premise was literally a damn pizza man who came up to a castle, gives some chicks garlic on their pizza, and they start fucking like rabbits. I couldn’t watch for 5 seconds without laughing my ass off as I can only get off to doujinshi these days. But she seemed pretty absorbed.
I’d been pretending to browse twitter and shit on my phone for a while, and looked up to see a nasty ass creampie scene. I gave my sister another sideways glance. Interestingly enough, she had run out of popcorn. Her hands were not dipping in and out of the bowl as I expected them to be, but rather they were inside her shorts in what was the most obvious display of masturbation I had ever seen.
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>>702526033
Rollin'
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>>702527744
Doubledubs fuckin check'd
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>>702527777
Now this is what i call a GET
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>>702527777
Damn...
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>>702527492
legally? That falls to the school districts and their respective states. Most usually give some sort of super-general-very-little-specifics thing in 4th or 5th grade and then they get a little more involved until you get all the way to "sex is evil and you will get all the STDs if you have it before you're married" talks in high school.
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>>702527777

FLICKIN DAH BEAN
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>>702527777
Fucking checked
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>>702527777
quints checked, nice OP
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>>702527777
check'd
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>>702528038
Go away
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>>702527777
*claps*
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>>702528005
Jigga
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>>702527297
You mean you cunts didn't get sex Ed when you were 9?

What kinda fuck'n school ya go to? Home-schooling?
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>>702528038
Fucking disgrace
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>>702528038
Quads, you fucking tool.
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>>702527777
She was wearing those real short Nike shorts, the type girls her age were wearing all the time, the type where you could see all of those legs she’d just recently started shaving and just a peek of her red-striped panties. I averted my eyes. I felt sick to my stomach with guilt for ogling her. The quick glance of her touching herself made me more aroused than the entirety of the time I’d spent watching porn with her.
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>>702526033
8
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>>702526033
Rollin
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>>702528408
What's her age then?
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>>702526033
rolloled
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>>702528408
>you could see all those legs
>all those legs
OP what fucking species is your sister?
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>>702527777
>MRW good get but not on climax of post
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>>702528666
She's probably a spider
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>>702528666
obvious, spider loli
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>>702528777
Truth trips.
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>>702526033
rolli
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>>702528666
You should know that, Satan.
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>>702528790
Well I wouldn't complain
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>>702528666
nice one, enjoy Satan.
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>>702528777
Confirmed
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>>702526033
>>702527744
>>702527777
>>702528155
>>702528666
>>702528777
I like this thread
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>>702528666
can't believe i got fucking Satan
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>>702526033
Rollan
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>>702529089
You're welcome
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>>702528408
For obvious reasons, let’s say her name’s Sarah for now.
“Sarah…” I said meekly. “You’ve gotta cut that out. Go to your room or something.”
Her breathing, which had been quick and shallow before, seemed to stop entirely. I could tell without even looking at her how flustered she was. “I…I, um, no. Sorry, I kinda forgot you were there.”
Ouch. Seriously, I was that forgettable of a presence to her?
“Alright, whatever. Give me back the controller.”
“No.”
I looked at her. “Are you serious? What if mom and dad came up here? You know how much fuckin’ trouble I’d get in?”
“Yeah, but National Treasure was just really…boring.” She raised her line of sight to my face. We made eye contact, and then broke it off almost immediately.
“Um, okay. Just a little longer,” I said.
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>>702529396
ffs can you type any slower?
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>>702529396
dude learn how to use a fucking keyboard
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>>702529536
No fucking kidding.
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>>702529396
For someone thats not greentexting your taking such a long time
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>>702529396
>National Treasure
>Boring

Now I know this story is not grounded in reality at all
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>>702528666

This thread is delivering, just not in the way OP wanted.
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>>702526033
Roollllllllll
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>>702526033
roll
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>>702526033
Roll
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Can this just be a get thread already?
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>>702528408
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>>702526033
Roll
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>>702526033
Fuck it. I'm getting bored waiting so roll.
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>>702530049
it already is...
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Someone screen cap please
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>>702529396
I'd recomend you write it down on a notepad, then post the story and wait for an AMA, cause this thread is gonna 404 before you end
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>>702529396
OP
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>>702526033
fuck it lets do this...
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Roll
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>>702530312
TOPJEJ
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>>702526033
fuck it
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>>702530204
Acceptable.
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Roll
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>>702530309

Still a long way to go for that, as long as the thread doesn't get hijacked by faggots we should be fine
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>>702530449
Aye
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>>702526033
Roll IDK
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>>702526033
rahlin
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>>702526033
rollin...
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here's a picture of OP
hurry the fuck up man
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>>702526033
plsno
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bump
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>mrw btards are rushing perfection
Ingrates. I'll write this out and post it piece by piece later tonight then. Hopefully you cunts will have night class or work shifts then. Count yourself lucky if you get the chance to read it.
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>>702526033
Rolling for higher number
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>>702530744
Do not do this
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>>702530744
And it was a ruse as expected!
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>>702530744
OH YEAH SHIT, I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SEE IT LATER
FUUUUCK

put a imgur link with the story and go on updating it
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>>702530225
I can live with this.
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>>702530744
don't be that kind of faggot....
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>>702530744
Pussy
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>>702526033
Roll
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>>702530962
Too late boys, he's turned on us.
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>>702530744
Fucking kill yourself so your fake story never adds any more information to the universe you worthless trash.
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>>702530744
Damn, was really getting into the story
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>>702530744
Joke's on you btard, I just go to wherever the fuck I please and later search the archive for your thread whenever I please.
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>>702526033
Roll
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>>702526033
let's roll a 7
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>>702526033
Dubs
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Hurry the fucc up, OP
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>>702526033
Rawl'n
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>>702531237
Mother fucker he did it.
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>>702525751
PEDOPHILES ROT IN HELL
PEDOPHILES BURN IN HELL
PEDOPHILES ARE RAPED IN HELL
PEDOPHILES ROT IN HELL
PEDOPHILES BURN IN HELL
PEDOPHILES ARE RAPED IN HELL
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PEDOPHILES BURN IN HELL
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PEDOPHILES ROT IN HELL
PEDOPHILES BURN IN HELL
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PEDOPHILES BURN IN HELL
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PEDOPHILES BURN IN HELL
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PEDOPHILES BURN IN HELL
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PEDOPHILES BURN IN HELL
PEDOPHILES ARE RAPED IN HELL
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PEDOPHILES BURN IN HELL
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PEDOPHILES BURN IN HELL
PEDOPHILES ARE RAPED IN HELL
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PEDOPHILES ARE RAPED IN HELL
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>>702530962
Fuck it I'll go ahead and continue.

At this point I was so aroused that I couldn't hide my dick with the remote any longer. She noticed and said "it looks like you're hard"

Nervously I said "yea that woman is pretty" motioning toward the screen.

She had all 4 fingers in her pants rubbing her clit, i couldn't tell if it was inside or outside the panties. Until what happened next...
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>>702526033
Rick Roll
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>>702530744
protip newfags; this isn't op

op finished jerking off while he was writing it and he's long gone tho
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>>702530744
No one cares about your bullshit story, faggot
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>>702531623
Wtf is this billy mays shit
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>>702531780
>frogposters
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>>702531623
Not OP
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>>702526033
roll
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>>702531870
>Normies
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>>702531623
With one motion she arched her back downward and lifted her butt, scooping her shorts AND pink underwear off of her body down to her ankles, and then kicked them off onto the floor
I whispered to her "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" in an urgent tone
"cumming" she replied.
She spread her legs and rested one hand on her stomach under her t shirt, her right hand went right to work on her clit. She was biting her bottom lip and glaring at the screen, which at the time showed a man going down on a woman
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>>702526033
0 go
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>>702532130
Holy shit he did it
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>>702532130
Legend
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>>702532130
Nice call.
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>>702526033
Roll
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>>702532041
they where red, if you're gonna fake at least pay attention to detail
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>>702526033
roll
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>>702532279
Nice catch dude
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>>702532041
When the scene switched to blowjob she turned to me a few seconds later and said "Well?"
"Well what, I'm not about to jerk off in front of you" I said.
She then rolled over onto her stomach and rested her head on my hip, her cute ass was bare in the darkness only being illuminated by the tv screen.
"dont" I said
She didnt listen. She pulled at the elastic and peeked under to see my dick... I couldnt find the resistance to stop her... I knew it was wrong but I froze... in my mind daring her to continue
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>>702532279
Red stripped
Which probably means red and white
Which can color blend with a boner and high speed to make pink
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>>702532541
Damn dude! One up.
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>>702532279
Nice call
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>>702532541
well I would figure OP would have just said pink panties than instead eh?
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Not OP
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>>702532757
ok "Not OP" how is life going?
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>>702532701
Your days of finger banging miss Mary Jane rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece now.
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>>702532757
I don't care, the story is good and I wanna read it
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>>702532701
>Writing this all from memory as I go along so bare with me.
so if he incorrectly calls it
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>>702526033
zdgg
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roll
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>>702532886
This.
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>>702529536
it's hard when you're making shit up as you go

these threads are so gay
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>>702531623
>all 4 fingers
um...
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>>702533100
youre gayest
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>>702533155
multiple legs and 4 fingers, truly we have a masterpiece here
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>>702533155
Yes. She obviously doesnt have thumbs
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>>702533155
thumb is not a finger dumbass
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>>702526033
roll
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>>702533380
Exactly
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>>702533380
thats a very weird technicality to insert into a story in such a strange, subtle way. im calling bullshit. OP's sister has only 4 digits per hand
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>>702533380
yes everyone knows that thumbs are toes
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>>702533380
so you're saying i have 8 fingers? what about you're pinky? maybe normal people have 6 in total but she is mutated and has a total of 6 fingers 2 thumbs and 2 pinkeys
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>>702533299
>thinking the thumb is a finger
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>>702533531
wait i said that wrong never mind i go back to my dark corner i meant 8 fingers
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>>702533531
>you're pinky
Summer truly lasts for ever
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This thread is shit like dude why didn't you post the whole thing into one post?
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>>702533531
Nigger, what? A pinky is a finger.
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>>702533531
what?
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>>702525751
roll
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>>702533719

because it's fake and gay
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0 thats my waifu
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>>702532494
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>>702533531
Oh boy, we got two retards at once? what a day.
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>>702533485
he means it like this, are you guys dumb?
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>>702533634
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>>702533719
Because of the character limit you fucking newfag, but you wouldn't know since anything that long would be too confusing for you to conceive.
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Guys PLS, just let me have my wank...
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OP here, following along as I write in textedit to steal ideas, lol. You guys need to stop writing with your dick. The nitty gritty wouldn't come for another 10 or so posts, that's how you retain interest. Restraint. Teasing. Only faggots will say otherwise.
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>>702533861
thats a good gif

and the point is he said ALL 4 fingers, thats what they're discussing
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>>702526033
Five or above
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>>702533907
There, someone addressed the elephant in the room.
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>>702526033
Rolling
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>>702526033
pls gib 0
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>>702533907
Why wank to this when there's actual lolis you can spank it to? Your imagination can only go so far, faggot...
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>>702526033
Rollerino
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bordom roll
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>>702526033
Roll
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>>702526033
Rollerino lolirino
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>>702526033
fuck it
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>>702531199
Nice get
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Sweet lolis
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also jesus OP I know its fake but.
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>>702534147
You'd be surprised how far my imagination can go...
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>>702526033
ok
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Pretyping and then copy paste. You could have taken the same amount of time to write the whole thing and post it all at once instead of writing as you go. Now this thread will 404 before you finish and you will make another thread to post it.
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>>702534499
I'm just saying, nothing beats the real thing, you know?
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>>702534453
This!
Come on OP, It's a good story
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>>702534611
Well I guess ya but I don't wana go to prison you know...
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>>702526033
roll
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>>702534732
Is loli illegal where you live? That's a shame, man... I feel for ya.
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Bloop
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>>702526033
roll
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worst. made up. story. ever. op just keep your lame fantasies to yourself you fucking loser :(
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>>702533861
THATS what he meant, and you even found the correct vid. Congrats, anon!
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>>702526033
Roll
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>>702532494
Suddenly, her jowls spread apart and fangs dripping with acidic saliva ripped into my loins.
Before I could react, she tore away at my lower body, leaving nothing but searing flesh behind.
"Big brother, am I doing it right?"
"S-Sarah, what the fuck...!?" I whimpered pathetically, as she took another enormous bite from my lower body. Blood was everywhere. The sofa was drenched. Sarah was dripping. It was going to be so hard to explain this to dad. I was pretty sure he was going to belt my ass good.
Suddenly, Sarah's back sprouted massive tentacle-like appendages with sharp bones toward the ends. They lunged into my arms, locking me in place as she ate what was left of my groin. Suddenly, I was no longer aroused.
Explaining erectile dysfunction to my own demon little sister was never something I thought I'd have to go through, and yet...
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>>702526033
rawlin
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dammit i jizzed before op could finish his story
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>>702535388
What the fuck did I just stumble into.
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>>702535388
Way better than dinosaur
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>>702535098
> :(
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>>702535388
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>>702535388
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>>702527492

Laws regard actually doing stuff with them, not what you can inform them about.
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>>702535388
As she began to digest the chunks of me she'd already eaten, they began to manifest on her body.
One appendage in particular, my cock, sprouted from her forehead. Her eyes were locked on my lips, and moving like a cat lunging on her prey, she rammed my own cock into my mouth.
I tried to struggle, but the claws in my arms sent a painful reminder coursing through my body: I was no longer in control here.
She thrusted my cock into my mouth time and again as she bit and nibbled at my throat. I couldn't tell if she was being playful or trying to kill me, but I had no time to ponder such things, as Link had just grabbed a Smash Ball.
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>>702535388
What she didn't know was my nasty little secret! After biting off my groin the vagina underneath was revealed.
"Sarah, I want to be inside you."
And then spiders began to pour forth from my gaping vagina, climbing all over Sarah and wrapping her up.
"Big brother, I've always wanted to try BDSM!"
Great spider fangs sprung forth from my jaw, and then I plunged them into Sarah's pulsing vagina, sucking out all of the juices. She slowly turned purple, shrinking as all of the blood left her body.

It was a good day.
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>>702535388
top fucking zozzle
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What the fuck happened to this thread. Is op still here?
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>>702526033
Rolling
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Well done OP. You took us all for a ride... still smiling, but then I skipped some of the gory stuff :-))
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Are there any femanons here that fantasize about being an adorable sexy little loli? One that only wishes to please her daddy?

bloochat.com/dadroom
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>>702535425
GOD DAMMIT, all you had to do was change the filename to All4Fingers . . . you had one job
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>>702526033
rollink
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>>702526033
ok :(
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This thread is a fucking roller coaster of faps! LOVE YOU
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>>702535388
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>>702535388
>And a get

not even mad
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>>702526033
Rolled
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>>702535953
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>>702526033
lit
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>>702536566
reroll dat
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>>702536655
two dubs in a row ffs reroll x3
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>>702536566
>>702536655
kek
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>>702526033
lolrell``
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>>702526033
roll
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>>702526033
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>>702536655
>>702536566
If you don't want them, you can give them to me.
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>>702526033
roll
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>>702536961
can we share them?
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>>702535958

Better than OP's story.
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Fuck I dropped the soap
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>>702526033
k,
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I wish I could be a loli... =(
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>>702537357
Fine.
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>>702526033
rollerins
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if OP finishes the story I'll post CP
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>>702534074
man, thank you, this gif made my day :)
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>>702526033
roll
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>>702527297
loli!=kid
i like my girls short, flat, and cute
it just so happens that kids fit the criteria
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>>702526033
Rolling
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>>702528777
>>702528666
OP does this turn you on?
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role
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>>702526033
rllo
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>>702538410
loli=prepubescent=kid

You can invent shit all you want, but those are the facts.
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>>702537596
what do you look like?
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>>702538614
What's the point of dressing up like that if you can't even deep throat propelry?
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>>702531620
>PEDOPHILES RULE IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES LIVE IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES ARE LOVED IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES RULE IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES LIVE IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES ARE LOVED IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES RULE IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES LIVE IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES ARE LOVED IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES RULE IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES LIVE IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES ARE LOVED IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES RULE IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES LIVE IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES ARE LOVED IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES RULE IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES LIVE IN HELL
>PEDOPHILES ARE LOVED IN HELL
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>>702527777
> as i can only get off to doujinshi these days
priceless
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>>702526033
rawl
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>>702538808
not a loli

if i was i'd be such a slluuuuuuutttt
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>>702539004
just buy a cute onesie and wear a mask?
also post pics.
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>>702529803
trolling or the worst taste in movies ever.
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>>702526033
roll
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>>702526033
Roll
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>>702526033
1-5 please
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>>702538802
how else do i describe short, flat, and cute with one word??
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>>702526033
ROLLLLLLLLL
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>>702539454
>stop liking what I don't like
faggot
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Add my snapchat:

tom_simmonds72
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>>702526033
ROLL
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>>702540471
Do I look like the fucking Oxford Dictionary to you? How about petite for starters?
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>>702526033
rawllin
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>>702526033
8 please
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>>702540999
You sick fuck!
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Lovin this thread
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>>702526033
>>702526033
>>702526033
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>>702526033
Roll
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>>702526033
rollin
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>>702541116
>>702540999
lol
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>>702526033
Roll
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>>702526033
rollerino
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>>702540999
>>
rawullllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>702526033
>>
>>702526033
Roll
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>>702526033
Rolling in the deep
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>>702526033
rollin
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>>702526033
Rollolo.
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>>702528666
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>>702526033
bored so roll
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>>702526033
rooll
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>>702526033
trollen
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>>702542321
So much potential and yet they do that
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>>702542321
all them legs
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>>702526033
Rollerino
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>>702526033
Keek
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>>702526033
Uh
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>>702526033
Rulla
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>>702526033
rollin
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>>702526033
roll
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>>702526033
rollin
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>>702526033
roll
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>>702540931
how about fuck you
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