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I'll end myself next friday.

Anything I should do before that?
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buy me a shit ton of games on steam >:^)
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>>702525553
Your a fuckin dick
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>>702524895
End yourself today
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>>702524895
bets uprising op
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Take me with you.
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>>702524895
sharpie in pooper
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If dubs smoke meth or shoot heroin. Fuck it, what do you have to lose.
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>>702524895
If you're making plans to kill yourself then you're not really going to kill yourself. Stop fishing for attention faggot.
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>>702524895
Don't do it.
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drug fueled rampage
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Go to Disney land
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>>702524895
Why you lookin to an hero?
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>>702526514
I'm not fueling for attention, I'm looking for shit to do before I actually do IT.

>>702525553
I don't play video games

>>702525672
nah

>>702526396
I would rather be dead instead of ending up as a junkie.

>>702526566
Sorry, my time is over.

>>702527273
I value (other) human lives, so nah
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Don't do it. I'll care.
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>>702527663
details, op.
tell it to the one you love most, share results
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>>702527590
Lot's of bad shit happened in the last 3 months, I basically got no one left on this earth.
Don't really wanna get into the details.

Let's just say that I don't see any reason to continue with this life.

Sometimes the only way to win is not to play
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>>702524895

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Develop a crippling heroin addiction before you an hero
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I'm not here to talk about the deed, I'm here to get some ideas how to have some nice days before its over.

I knew it was a stupid idea.
Thanks to the people who cared, I feel ya, but my way is leading out of this machinery of doom.

Whatever, I'm gonna spend the night in the woods.

cya
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>>702524895
Take some MDMA and go to a nice electro party, feel how you connect with others
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Go shoot up a school or something that involves killing a lot of people with you
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>>702524895
Leave your country. Go somewhere
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>>702528490
That's not a good enough reason and you know that deep down. I've spent my whole life being a weak emotional piece of trash until 3 years ago when I lost most of my friends to a car accident. I was in the same place, parents hated me, couldn't make rent alone. I was ready to hang myself. Tied the noose. Stood of the bed and tied it to the ceiling fan. Only after I was choking for air did I realize I could fix this. Thankfully the ceiling fan broke. I got lucky and after a year of fixing my life was I actually happy again. No matter how long it takes, shit gets better... don't do it anon
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>>702524895
For real tho? If you do it tell everybody to fuck themselves and go die in a hole, or you can just take the with you... and if you are going to kys how are going to do it?
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>>702524895
Go on a journey
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>>702528490
That's life, anon. You'll experience lengthy periods of heartache and strife punctuated by brief intervals of happiness. We're basically all fighting to minimize the duration of the periods of despair, but there's too many people and too few resources, so it's getting tougher. You shouldn't kill yourself, though, because to do so discounts the reality that you're growing ever closer to a period of tranquility.
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Rent a truck and speed through the city.
Object of the game is to hit as many pedestrians as possible.
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Buy a rope
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>>702524895
do something good
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>>702529999
Quads of truth have spoken
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>>702528490
Grow a pair, you fucking poof.
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Get as many loans as you can and give the money away then wander into the forest and die somewhere.
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>>702524895
Why wait till next friday?
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>>702524895
Do a bunch of stupid embarrassing shit on webcam for /b/'s amusement. Since you're becoming an hero tomorrow, you won't have to live with the shame and you'll go down a /b/ro having provided fresh memes.
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>>702524895
Launch a ylyl thread and give all your money by paypal to the anon who gave you the most laugh of the thread. Then, kill yourself
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try shrooms or psychedelics. might actually change your way of thinking.
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mandatory John Wayne quote, seriously why do so many people on /b/ feel like killing themselves.
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>>702531206
You know all jokes aside, it makes me wonder what percentage of the population feels this way and just doesn't talk about it. 4chan is an anonymous forum and it's full of people who don't want to live. How many that you know personally are just putting on fake smiles while secretly hoping each night when they go to bed that they don't wake up?
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>>702524895
reconsider
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>>702524895
Pay your rent
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>>702529999
Quads have spoken. Op has to try and fix his life for a year
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>>702531607
/b/ is mostly white males in the prime age range for an hero. White males statistically commit suicide in far greater numbers than any other demographic. To top it all off, these particular white males are on /b/, which suggests their personal lives are probably not where they'd want them to be. If they had friends or family, they wouldn't be asking for help on an anonymous, racist, internet message board. So, I'd wager there's a substantially higher number of people in the suicide risk group on /b/ than on any other place on the internet.
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>>702532062
Agreed this shithole isn't representative but it still makes me think there are far more severely depressed people out there than anyone wants to think.
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>>702529999

>ceiling fan broke

What the fuck did you think was going to happen?
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>>702531607
Well all those feels threads basically boil down to a bunch of self loathing faggots. I know I sound insensitive but everyone has hard times in their life, it's just how you are able to deal with them. I hate how 4chan has a personal agenda against "normies" or people who are actually happy in their life. Everyone has suffered in some way or another, some more than others but I just see it as a sign of strength. Just keep trucking along in life, killing yourself is so finite. I see it as weak especially when you are young and so much to live for. If you have a terminal disease or suffer literally every day (I mean true suffering not this pussy shit that I don't have friends and everyone hates me) then yeah, I understand seeing killing yourself as the only option but other than that you are weak.

>>702532062
I feel "white males" has nothing to do with it. They are just anti social faggots who feel like no one listens to them because they are correct in that assumption. Stop seeking validation from other people. That's why we see cock rate and face rate threads here. They want attention, validation from literally anyone that they are willing to take it from strangers on the internet.
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>>702532505
I want to die and I know I'm weak. That's one of the reasons I want to die.
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>>702532505
"White males" may have nothing to do with it, but here in the U.S., white males commit suicide more than anyone else. The only group on par with white males is native american males.
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>>702524895
Name, location, and face with timestamp or bullshit.
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>>702524895
Get ahold of a bunch of ketamine if you can and do it for like 5 days straight. See how you feel after and have a couple sober days before you're planned day to off yourself.
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>>702524895
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>>702524895
Yes everything you didn't do to this day coz you were afraid of it.

hf!
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>>702524895
Discuss your feelings with other people and see if you can determine an alternative course of action.
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>>702527663
no don't buy yourself steam games, buy ME steam games
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>>702535854

/thread
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Go to a casino and spend all of your money.
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>>702524895
People that actually an hero Dont mention it to anyone. The crippling depression they fave doesn't allow them to communicate with others.
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post your dick online for Harambe
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>>702524895
Kidnap a woman, rape her, and kill yourself in front of her
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>>702524895
Lrn2meditation
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>>702536618
What about the guy that set his apartment on fire and hid under his bed on stream?
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seek help
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