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So I made a fake Instagram and now i'm chatting with a cop
>post ending in 5 decides what I answer
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>>702522090
You look cute, lol. ;)
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>>702522090
Shameless selfbump
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Ask him if he wants to see a dead body.
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>>702522236
Did this one because no one else is answering
>post ending in 3 decides what I answer
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i want your gun in my vag
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>>702522798
roll
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>>702522798
Roll for this
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>>702522090
>I`m touching my self right now... NARF
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Wanna see my pot farm?
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>>702522090
>>I`m touching my self right now... NARF

>I`ll send you a selfie... if you want.
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If we went on a date could you pistol whip a nigger for fun? I would get so wet
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>>702523111
>trips
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>>702523145
winrar
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>>702523292
are you retarded?
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>>702522853
Winrar
>Post ending in 1 decides what I write next
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>>702523376
>post ending in 5 you autistic cunt
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>>702522600
>Is my porn with girls under 13 illegal? Because I heard that it has to be under 9 years old to be illegal.
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How many niggers have you killed?
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Write I'm so hard right now
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You could put a doughnut round you penis and I'll eat it off
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Why don't you show me you baton you bad boy ;)
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>>702522090
Let`s skip all this Trash Talk and get Straight to the end.
I`m a trap and I would love to see u suck my big hard cock.
If u do it good we can see what we`re going to to after.
But if u suck at doing ... Just don`t suck at it okay ;)
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>>702523111
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>>702523571
Winrar
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>>702523382
The only good cop is a dead cop
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Let's get stoned
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>>702523571
Winrar. Continued with a new cop, as the other one stopped answering
>post ending in 7 decides what I answer
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>>702523745
will op deliver
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>>702523463
look at >>702522600
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>>702523649
roll 4 this
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Wanna smoke some weed?
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>>702522090

My meat ring committed a crime and needs to be punished to the full extent of the law <3
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Put me in jail officer and rape me
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>>702524000
this
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>>702524000
Roll for this
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>>702523832
>Do you fucked that one corp afterwards?
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>>702524000
>trips
>0
shiet nice
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>>702524034
reroll
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i'm only 12
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>>702523649
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>>702523843
Ask him if making your own child porn is illegal if you don't show anyone.
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>>702523904
kek
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I bet you'd be great at playing cops and robbers in the bedroom;)
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>>702524000
Trips, deserves this tbh.
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>>702524057
Winrar
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>>702523832
Lol
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>>702524034
Stick your long arm of the law up my pooper please.
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>>702524225
Shit son I did it!
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Last cop I was with was really mean to me. Are you all like that?
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>>702524057
Winrar
>Post ending in 7 decides
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>>702524287
psychic powers ftw
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>>702522090

So, are you into firearms? I have a HUGE collection. Some have tax stamps and some I got too excited about and built before the tax stamps were approved (oops lol!). You should come over sometime and check it out
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>>702524373
I'm 12...wanna see my pussy?
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Have you ever stabbed anyone? I have a blood fetish
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I once killed a guy and didn't get caught
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>>702524507
winrar
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What do you call an Arab with erectile dysfunction?
Premature detonation
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>>702524399
Damn.... Usually it's dubs to win... OP can dubs work in place of 5's??
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Put me in jail n rape me
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>>702524600
Double dubs. Fuck.
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>>702524507
Last guy replied again
>8 decides
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>>702524888
888 trips daaaaaaaaaaaamn
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>>702524888
TRIPS?? Double dubs and now trips...

OP, you have to use my tax stamp post now. Kek wills it
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>>702524888
Trips
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>>702524507
yes..OP must deliver
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Lul
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>>702524936
good guy cop
i like him
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>>702524936
tbh got respect for that cop
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>>702524936
say : "but I already showed it do my Dad that is a cop too! He was so angry that I I didn't understand"
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>>702524936
Just kidding I'm 22(send pic of some vag) your turn baby;)
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"i want to have sex with my 8 year old child"
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>>702524936
sorry I meant 21. I can send you a pic to prove I have hair down there lots of it!
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>>702524936
but I'm all wet down there... i'm rubbing myself to you're picture
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>>702525092
reroll
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>>702524936
sorry, typo. i meant 21.
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>>702522090
do you know where i can get some weed?
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>>702525184
reroll
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>>702525092
self roll
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>>702525135
This
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>>702524936
he looks really good tho
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>>702525135
Reroll
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>>702525228
winrar!!

make it a bald pussy op

after that i'm rolling for j/k i'm 12
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>>702525184
Your
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>>702525429
you're an idiot
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>>702525429
Your and idiot
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>>702525533
You're*
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>>702525298
>>702524970
Did both
>2 decides
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>>702524936
So if a 12yo girls takes some pics of her vag and sends it to random Joes like this one, she would get all arrested raped in prison and socially killed.

lol Americans are so retards
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>>702525533
>>702525233
Checked
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>>702524088
This
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Stop acting like you're a good guy and let's get down to business you filthy nigger killer ;^]
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>>702525599
>>702525622
Fucking checked
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>>702525659
This
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>>702525699
OMG 3rd check
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>>702525742
winrar!
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>>702525760
who gets this excited over some dubs? i hate people like you.
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>>702525742
>3 decides
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>>702525859

You're just jealous you don't have em
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>>702525859
Nice singles fagget
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okay i hope your cop dick is enough for my 12... i mean 22 vagina
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>>702525622
>>702525533
>>702525588
>>702525699
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I need your small dick in my ass
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>>702525936
This
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>>702526000
NIGGA
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>>702525910
You have a wife?
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>>702526000
Check'd
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>>702526000
TRIPS GET
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>>702525910
Lol, I finally got lucky.
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If you don't start sending those dickpics i will make sure your life gets destroyed
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>>702526136
>
This
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>>702526000
>>702525999
What is dubs
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>>702525910
Guys he blocked me. :^^(
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God. My dad has more balls than you, he at least makes some effort.
With you I gotta Send you pussy pics and send like 5 thousand messages before you even consider flirting back
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>>702526229
doskansidjdoakdjsjakakall
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>>702526229
shit it was funny try an other one
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>>702526191
Baby dont trip me
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>>702526136
This omg!
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>>702526229
dammit
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>>702522090
Get him to send a dick then reveal your 14 ur old status And get his pig ass fires
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Check em
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>>702525599
This ?
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>>702526229
It's okay op you a fagget any way
Check em
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This is officially a get thread
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Send him this thread OP
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New cop
>9 decides
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>>702526492
48
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get get get
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>>702526444
/b/ro…
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>>702526492
14
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>>702526444
NOOIIO WAAAAY
CHECKDDDF
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>>702526492
22 XD
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>>702526569
winzip
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>>702526492
For you, I'm 19 baby
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>>702525910
>let's get down to business you filthy nigger killer
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>>702526492
Whatever the age of consent is.
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>>702526600
OH SHIT ME TOO
SOMEBODY CHECK THIS SHIT
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>>702526600
WHAT IS GOING ON
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>>702526492

Mfw she sends nudes
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I'm like 3 months til I'm 18
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>>702526600
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>>702526444
Nice trips
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>>702526492
17, but I am already a woman
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>>702526662
>whaddupp Satan
Take me wid u
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16 in 2 weeks lol
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>>702526492
>i get up in the middle of the night to finger myself to whatevers on tv while my dad still sleeps by the tv..
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>>702525599
yeah and it really pisses me off because it totally restricts underage girls from expressing themselves sexually.

if a little girl wants to show me her pussy/asshole that is just fine but no america has to be all gay about it
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so many god damn dubs and trips!
>checkem
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>>702525910
Top fucking kek
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>>702526777
CHECKED
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>>702526492
Holy fuck I'm in the coast guard also and I think I know thathat fucker
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>>702526492
Guess. *ill give you a hint. Count the rings ;) *
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>>702526492
14
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>>702526569
He blocked me
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>>702526492
14, but i'm a big girl
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>>702526724

THIS
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i wanna get a dubs tooo
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dubs city bitch
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>>702526871
Lies
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>>702526777
OH HELL NO

I SEEE THOSE TRIPS NIGGER
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>>702526900
kek
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>>702526777
Hail ththe King baby !
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>>702526716
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>>702526934
ME3 pretty sure he's out of Panama City also go fuck yourself
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DO A NEW COP
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Derailed his own thread by being to quick on trying to get lulz, sadly its not even lulzy. OP IS A FAG
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>>702526777
Winrar
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>>702527033
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This isn't a roll, my farts literally smell like rotted cantaloupe right now
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>>702527056
Why are you being so rude?
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>>702526900

tepkok
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>>702526900
>mfw we report him anyway
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>>702527149
PUT COTTAGE CHEESE UP YOUR ASSHOLE
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mfw this thread
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>>702527189
Noice
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>>702527169
Cause the world is lonely
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>>702527189
This
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>>702527284
I HAVE PARMESAN?
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>>702525910
i can do 5 grams for $80

than after reply "fuck wrong person"
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>>702527380
Not if you're not rude, anon.
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>>702526835
So Europe is filled with pedophiles confirmed
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NEW COP
>4 decides
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check 'em!
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>>702527572

dude... what
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>>702527595
Inb4 airsoft
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>>702527595
jesus christ we're off to a fuckin good start
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>>702527595
Do you think niggers are a menace to our country?
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>>702527595
Are you?
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my farts literally smell like rotted cantaloupe right now
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>>702522090
Y u shoot niggers?
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>>702527595

I love a man in uniform. ;)
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>>702527595
I want to confess a crime I commited. I feel so guilty
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>>702527595
Well, I don't normally ask this, but im short on cash. Do you want to fuck me for 100$?
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>>702527666
>>702527688
Yes, we are
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Listen, tumblr is down, i'm horny amd i'm on my period and i want your white cis patriach cock in my sweating fat trigender pussy
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>>702527647
He litterally said if a 12 year old showed me her pussy or ass it be fine
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>>702527666
CHECK EM
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>>702527595
>I am?
lol what even he's not sure
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>>702527759
roll for this
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>>702527818
Roll for this shit
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If I put on black face and shitty clothes, would you handcuff and beat me?
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>>702527595
Do you like fucking a tight ass?
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>>702527802
roll
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>>702527595
this
>>702527453
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>>702527739
re roll
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Arrest me dadddy
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>>702527453
re fucking roll for that shit
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>>702527943
THIS^
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>>702527943
THOSSSS
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>>702527453
roll
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oh yeah babe eat my poopoo
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>>702527834
yeah but like... what that got to do with europe
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>>702527943
please
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have you ever tried to put an entire forearm in your mouth baby?
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>>702526492
Law enforcement officer is not a job in the coast guard. Lying fucking asshole
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>>702527595
Fist me with your long arm of the law.
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>>702528142
this
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>>702527818
Did this one because it's great
>3 decides
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>>702528073
DIS
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>>702527595
Just one reply and he's already clueless
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Wanna fuck on molly?
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goat
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arrest me baby and put it in my ass
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>>702528133
dubs
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>>702527595
Maybe you should cop a feel of my breast
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>>702528246
Reroll
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>>702528246
This
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>>702528215
JUST STICK IT RIGHT THE FUCK IN ME WITH YOUR HOT dICK OH BABY SHOOT INSIdE ME
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>>702528246
this
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suck on my inner lips and i will literally fuck your dog
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>>702528215
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hey bad boy, wanna eat my taco?
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>>702528127
Fair enough I'm just assuming
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>>702528330
this one
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>>702528255
Dubs
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Lel
>3 still decides
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Send him a picture of your tits "puberty is going well huh?"
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>>702528383
WINRAR
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>>702528415
kek
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nigs
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>>702528383
>>702528473
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Put your hot cheese filled man brat in my sweet gaping doughnut hole
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>>702528443
This
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>>702528443
>>702528473
The gods have spoken.
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>>702528383
>7 decides
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>>702524088
>those fucking tits.
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"Hello officer, I have gigabytes of underage porn on my computer!"
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>>702528631
spawn me whipped cream from your gaping man hole
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i am not under 21 i swear
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>>702528548
wat
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>>702528706
rolling for this
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>>702528631
I want your shart in my mart
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>>702526680
this game is fucking with my brain
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fuck me like a swiss cheese
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>>702528706
roll
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All that cop shit aside, wanna buy some crack?
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i need help. do you know how to hide a body?
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>>702528817
WINRAR
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I want you to shove the dirty cloth pads you used to clean your gun up my pussy
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>>702528862
This
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>>702528817
winrar
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Hhaha

Dude send them this pic I took of myself last night. Tell him I like anal
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>>702528817
Win
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>>702528785
You're a fucking winner man, I love you.

>>702528855

You too. Double winners, holy fuck. RIP OP.
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wanna help fill my asshole with nitrous oxide?
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>>702528942
This thread has removed my sides
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>>702528817
New cop
>3 decides
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>>702525233
>>702525622
>>702525699
>>702526000

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
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>>702529043
winrar
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>>702528942
We don't want to scare the cops away with that fivehead
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>>702528942
>I
>myself

Tits or gtfo
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Fuck the nigger out of me.
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>>702529043
>>702529070
WINRAR.rar
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>>702529070
my dick is ready for you
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>>702529119
Is this better faggot
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>>702529070
Put your sapple in my scrapple
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how doe it feel to kill your own kind?
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Why yall niggas kill harambe and also i pour hand sanitizer in my virgin cunt
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>>702529210
We want titties, not for you to hide your 5head
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i think my daughters dead
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>>702522090
>>>702529119
>Is this better faggot
Tits or gtfo
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look at all these cops doing the right thing.
Guess cops aren't so bad after all huh you degenerate little fucks?
Stay mad faggots
If you reply I know you are 11/10 mad so please do bitch
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>>702529273
WINRAR
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>>702529210
if it wasnt for the tits, youd look young
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>>702529273
WINRAR
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>>702529316
angerey
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>>702529043
New cop. Other one blocked me.
>8 decides
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>>702529285
False alarm! She was just so knocked out after the clorohil, I can't stand to see her cry when I rip her pussy apart (please add)
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>>702529210
you should take an angle grinder to that chin as well while you're at it.
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>>702529380
angry*
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>>702529283
Best best I can do
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Also I'm 12 :) wanna come back to my place and do it in the butt? <3
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>>702529395
I'm high as fuck, sorry
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Hey there, officer. I put my dick in kids. Come at me bro!
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Cum inside my asshole so I can shit it out later
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>>702529480
roll for that
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>>702529461
1) is that a penis?
2) how is that the best you can do? I actual love nipples ;(
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>>702529428
winrar
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>>702529522
WINNER
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>>702529428
>you should take an angle grinder to that chin as well while you're at it.
WINRAR
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i have small tits but if you suck them I will put my whole fist up your ass
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>>702529432
Thanks buddy
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>>702529461
Timestamp faggot
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>>702529395
I like feet. Now i hqve a thing for infants feet. Is that a thing that gets you turned on? Please say yes so we can hunt babys together you filthy niggaslayer
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>>702529538
winrar
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>>702529461
Take the fucking shirt off bitch
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Tell him, "Cool, wanna come over and do some drugs?"
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>>702529625
>cant timestamp when not real
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>>702529739
True that
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>>702522090
>>702522090
Sup nigger faggit I smoke mad blunts
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>>702529538
>>702529428
Did both
>4 decides
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Tell him you're going to blow up the local police station in 30 minutes
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>>702529890
roll
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I touch kids lol. What are you gonna do about it, needlechin?
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>>702529890
roll
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Can I come on a ride along?
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"nah jk but srsly u got cp?"
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>>702528279
This
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>>702529890
roll
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>>702530004
winrar
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>>702529858
if my pussy bleeds will you carress it?
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>>702530004
WINNER
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>>702529341
That's a bad pic tbh>>702529858
Send him my pic. Tell him I'm a bad girl
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>>702529858
Halt, citizens!

My name is Metro Cop, and i will beat up every single one of you. All of you are rebelling, non obedient, low lifes who refuse to pick up the can. You are everything that stops between Dr.Breen and world domination in this world. Honestly, have any of you ever considered working for the Civil Protection? I mean, I guess it's fun running around and killing us cops because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to be friends with the Vortigaunts from Xen.

Don't hide from me. Just hit me with your best gravity gun. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the best cop on the force, and started my own squad. On what forces have you been, other then "kill the poor cop with a crowbar"? I also get straight A's on my physical exams, and have a flaming hot Stunstick (i just beat a civilian with it, shit was SO can). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

pic related: It's me and my Stunstick
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>>702529858
your chin is a fucking monstrousity, is what i mean
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>>702530004
WINRAR
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>>702530082
you look like you've been drugged, beat and left for dead by a mexican cartel
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>>702529858
Sometimes i flash myself to the elders at Oakspring homes. Its funny cuz they are senile as fuck bro xD
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>>702530199
I wish
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>>702530004
YEEEEESSSSS!!!
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>>702530092
Nice pic newfag
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>>702529461
Potential for great tits there
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>>702530092
>pic related

are you retarded
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>>702530004
Migrate to new thread
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>>702530456
>>702530364
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>>702529428
that webm made me lol
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>>702530082
Nice. Very pretty
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