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Ask a sugar factory security guard anything
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why?
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Plot twist thats cocane
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Why does the floor look wet
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>>702521253
What are you protecting it from? Americans?
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>>702521253
Do you sometimes wear a safety helmet at work?
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>>702521329
Only place close that was hiring
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>>702521399
czech em

thread/
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>>702521398
They put some shit on it to gloss it up to meet some safety code I think. Also makes it easier to clean up spills of sugar
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>>702521399
It's a insurance thing. They have Sulfur Dioxide on site and it's used in the sugar making process and is used in bombs. DHS makes them have us here to "protect" it
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do you ever stick your dick in the sugar?
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>>702521253
>meme generator
First image I found.
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>>702521731
I haven't before but there's plenty to go around
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Is it a pretty sweet gig?
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>>702521730
What would you do if a bunch of middle eastern looking guys started running towards your sulfur dioxide?
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>>702521851
It's literally the easiest job I've ever had. The pay is shit but I sit for 8 hours and do one interior patrol and one exterior patrol in the truck then I go home
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>>702521866
Let them have it. They don't pay me enough to do a goddamn thing aside from my 2 patrols a shift
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Any benefits?
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Have you ever seen this episode of The Simpsons?

Do you identify with it?
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>>702521253
How do you keep the English from stealing sugar for all of their tea? A baseball bat?
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>>702522020
No benefits yet. Supposed to get stock options soon. I'll probably YOLO it and be broke again
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>>702522029
>>702522052
Holy fuck hivemind
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>>702522029
I haven't seen it. I should marathon the simpsons
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Weirdest thing to happen?
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>>702521253
Is that talc in the big white bags?
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>>702522263
Bunch of drunks climbing on the piles of sugar beets in the middle of the night.

Also had an employee completely blackout drunk try to come into work 12 hours early
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>>702522522
Most of that is sugar that's going to remelt to become molasses
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I was also a correctional officer at a maximum security prison for a while, so ask about that too if y'all want
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are there any qts there to fug?
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>>702522726
No qt3.14s but there is a troll slut that works here but I wouldn't fuck that with a stolen dick and a stranger pushing
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What is the season for crushing the beets? What months of the year does the pans run?
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>>702522890
Starting late August/early September and it runs for about 6-8 weeks. Depending on how the crops are
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>>702521851
>Is it
>Pretty
>sweet
>FUCKING SWEET
>BECAUSE SUGAR IS SWEET
>AND HE WORKS AT A SUGAR PLANT
>AYYY LMAO
>YEAH BOIIIII
please kill me
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Took this about a week ago
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>>702523242
Better an hero
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Bump
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>>702523271
Is that the beet mountain?
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>>702523665
It's one of them. There are a few more now that are big as fuck
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>>702522698
Sounds more lively than guarding a load of stinking gas. What's the maddest thing you saw in here?
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>>702523749
How many tons do you reckon you've got there?
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I work in a sugar cane mill. Season is upto 26 weeks.
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>>702523797
This big fucking mixer got full and started to overflow. Water and chopped up beets were going all over the fucking place
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>>702523929
can you get diabetes from breathing in sugar dust all day?
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>>702523242
you sound like my 14 year old sister
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>>702523865
I couldn't even fathom a guess. Most trucks loaded with 2 trailers are about 180k pounds at max
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>>702524071
Kek. No
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>>702524044
KEK
Did dudes get all stuck to the floor and shit?
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>>702524044
at a prison? that's the "maddest" thing you saw?
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>>702522546
kek
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How did you tell your parents you were gay?
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>>702524266
Mate I don't think they chop up prisoners and put them in a mixer except in Alabama
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>>702524175
14yr old sister. Yum yum. Sweet sister nectar
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do you ever eat any of the sugar
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>>702524044
is that the troll chick in the picture? she looks kinda hot
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do u get free sugar?
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>>702524446
you're tellin me friend
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>>702524179
If you're really bored you could estimate the dimensions of the heap, take a leap of faith on the packing density and the density of the beets, you probably won't be a million miles out
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>>702524266
Oh at the prison! One Friday the 13th it was a full moon earlier this year and 2 dude tried to commit suicide. The CERT team (facility based tactical squad) had to taze and use OC spray on this one black guy who was acting like a chimp because he didn't want to go to suicide watch after trying to hang himself. So after they did that they stripped him ass naked and threw him in a suicide proof room and restrained him on the concrete slab
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>>702524398
Told them I liked trannys, it's like being gay but with tits
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>>702521253
why the netting on your face?
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>>702524398
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>>702524532
We can get free sugar but campaign hasn't gone into full effect yet
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>>702524624
haha did you get to sodomize him first?
did he have a bbc?
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>>702524708
Beard and hair nets are mandatory in the warehouse
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>>702521253
How many stoners try to break in? Is it true that first you get the sugar, then you get the power and lastly you get the women?
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>>702524927
do you put a hairnet around your balls too just in case anything falls out of your pants?
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>>702521941
isn't it boring af to sit around for 8 hours? wtf do you do to entertain yourself?
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Why didn't you try harder in school? Maybe instead you'd be doing something worthwhile instead of guarding fucking sugar. KYS.
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you ever put your dick in it?
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>>702525119
without this sugar you wouldn't be able to drink mountain dew all day you fat neckbeareded virgin faggot
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>>702524708
So no hair gets into the sealed and wrapped packaging
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>>702525119
>>702525201
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>>702521253
Are you sure that's not cocaine?
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>>702525090
It's boring as fuck. I usually sit here on /b/ or I'm watching YouTube videos
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>>702525201
Control the sugar
Control the universe
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>>702525201
Nice try Amerifag.. Answer the question though.
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>>702525119
Eh, I worked decently hard in school but wasn't honor roll. I was in the army for almost a decade, going to contract overseas soon so there's that
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>>702525364
I mean I haven't snorted any yet so I'm not 100%
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>>702521614
Probably makes it more cleanable , cos of food handling regs.
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so you've never kind of snuck in between a row of packaged sugar, opened one up a little and slid your dick into it? Just curious. When I have to buy sugar I usually think someone has done that and just hope I'm not getting the penis sugar.
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>>702525842
Yep, that's it
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>>702526101
Rest easy anon, I personally haven't. You aren't getting any of my dick sugar
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>>702524175
any nudes?
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how do they deal with ants and insects wanted that suga
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>>702526268
A comma would help there
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>>702521253

Is that one of Amalgamated's facilities?

>inb4 you're way underpaid.
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