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So, I have testicular cancer in both balls......
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So, I have testicular cancer in both balls... Semen frozen... Gotta get both balls removed.

Share some porn while I still got em, surgery in 2 weeks needs to max these bad boys out
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>>702519031
you cant masturbate when they are gone`?
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I'll still be able to lightly cum (cowpers fluid ) but the joy of a huge cum will be gone
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>>702519031
How long ago were you diagnosed?
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About 3 months ago
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You seem to have a good attitude towards this unfortunate situation. Unfortunately I don't know how to post any vids but I wish you the best with your surgery and recovery
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Shit, man ... wish you all the best
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One of my favorites
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>>702519366
still have intense orgasm? change your vouice?
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>>702519031
Once those pesky things are gone, you gonna start HRT and go the whole nine yards?
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>>702520278
I've gotta take testosterone injections since I'll have no organ to do so. 28 years old and it is what it is. It's easier to get rid of em an the cancer than continue to do chemo and kill my body
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how old are u and why did u get it?

Do you smoke, cig or weed?
do you drink?
Do you use phone in front side pockets?
laptop used on lap?
eat fried foods constantly?
eat fast food?
What age are you?
How did u know u were getting testicular cancer?
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>>702519366
I disagree. I've had a vasectomy, which means the only connection between my body and balls is via nerves and blood vessels. You'll cum virtually the same as most fluid comes from the prostste.

However, you will miss out on the testosterone that I still get, unless they put you on supplements.
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>>702520272
damn...sauce
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>>702520299
Yeah become a trap and go on chaturbate. I'll token u. Even if u ugly bastard.
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>>702520415
Are you gonna get implants?
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>>702520437

Healthy, don't eat fast food.

Kept phone between my legs for 12 years while driving.

random pain and then felt a pea sized mass

I teach chefs how to cook for the terminally ill so definitely not my diet.

Regular cannabis user for 10 years, live in CO too
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>>702520473
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=735160894
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>>702520578
Totally gonna get nudicels
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>>702520415
So, you gonna have your scrotum removed and go for the streamlined look, or are you going to go for implants floating around in there?
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Also Segway this into ask anything about testicular cancer thread
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>>702520705
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=735160894
thanks anon!
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>>702520775

Gonna do implants , my cock would look so lonely
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>>702521053
I used to do porn to so my balls are kinda a package deal
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Hi. I had testicular cancer about 18 months ago now. You want miss them
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>>702521194

What kind of testicular ? I have embryonic carcinoma with a yolk sac, mixed germ cell.

One ball or both removed anon?
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>>702521361
Old lefty. Embryonic also. How old are you ? Cause I was diagnosed at 19. But I remember the lump being around for a year before I went to the doc.>>702521361
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Also fun fact, 80% of testicular cancers release alpha theta protein as the marker cell for it. This also happens to be what girls release when pregnant. So I piss pregnant on a home pregnancy test
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>>702521651

28, embryonic plus yolk in left, just embryonic is right

Third time, beat it twice with no surgery but it's getting too close to lymphnodes and growing exponentially
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>>702519031
Good luck with it all dude.
I had testicular atrophy 1.5 years ago, still no diagnosis or treatment.

Still having tests, it has ruined my life.
No libido, barely any emotions, no urges.
No morning wood. No sexual dreams.
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My wife's tits are sorry about your balls man.
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>>702521814
You still bounce at 28 op. You'll be okay.
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>>702521833
Wife has great tits, cheers
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>>702521814
Are you Australian?
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>>702522198
Nope, live in CO, born in US, lived in Australia for 3 years and MZ for 2
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In honor of my balls does anyone remember triforce chan/girl

Got a vid of her sucking my dick and balls, limited time it'll be up lol
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bruh that sucks
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Bamp
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>>702521833
HNNG
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>>702521833
>>702522170
>>702523780
I think she would be honored to drain your balls one last time.
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>>702522644

Totally serious too, old fags should remember, just google
Triforce girl
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FYI, you'll be mostly fine. I got a vasectomy at the age of 31 and while the volume isn't the same, it's no big deal, really
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>>702524047
Anyone know the name of this one? I've seen a couple of her videos but not this one.
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>>702524603
He's not getting a vasectomy he's getting them chopped off.
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>>702524603
Even with a vasectomy you still produce seminal fluid and testosterone.

I won't do either of these things
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>>702524646
I think it's Riley Reid
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>>702521833
>sorry about your balls
says the married man
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>>702520640
Family history of cancer?
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>>702524865
Yes for seminal fluid
>what is a prostate
Agreed No for the testosterone
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>>702525344

Yeah but not testicular. Heart disease and Alzheimers on dad side, colon cancer on moms side.

I put my phone inbetween my legs while driving cause you won't miss a call or text with vibrate in your balls. Did this from 15-28... And now I have ball cancer go figure
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here you are enjoy
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>>702524026
>>702521833
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>>702520640
Had a bro that had testes cancer too.

He smoked weed for 12 years before, and lived near farms.

We suspected weed and products for animal care and crop care at that time.

Well, my friend lived, but he had it hard with the chemo. Good luck
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>>702525349

I cured myself twice with cannabis, I'm a pharmacologist in the cannabis industry , won two US cannabis cups ,but I dunno what to do This time cause weed isn't working
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So /B/ Tell me true how many times have you masterbaited in a day?
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>>702527603
14
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>>702527603
3
and my dick was sore as fuck
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>>702527687

forreal did it hurt? did you cum every time?
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>>702528128
Skin was raw, so it hurt, nothing came out the last few times but I still orgasmed
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>>702528294
how old was you when you did that?
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>>702525349
Fuck, that sucks. I'm sorry
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>>702528074
Sauce?
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>>702529216
well this is your lucky day bud

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55fd75c6a6187
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56cc7e8c907a4

enjoy
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>>702528927
sauce
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>>702528074
>and my dick was sore as fuck
I know the feel :( something so hot that you wanna keep jacking to but your dick is too sore
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Deleted all my nudes awhile ago, I have memes tho
RIP your balls
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Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil (2002).

To me she just looks so fucking hot throughout the film
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>>702530911
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>>702531398
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>>702530911
isn't she naked in the fifth element or something with bruce willis?
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>>702531487
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>>702531526
not naked sadly
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>>702531532
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>>702531641
>>702531487
here she is naked. there's a whole set of her modeling naked. it was semi recent.
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>>702531856
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>>702531922
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>>702531922

LOL at the dark grainy look

They used it to hide bad graphics in DOOM/Wolfenstien

and they use it to make ugly women look better
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>>702531922
wow nice. I love her young cute face though in Resident Evil with this hair color
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>>702531856
>>702531922
>>702532082
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>>702519598
>>702520065
How long have you had the cancer? As in, how long did it take you to find out?
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>>702531641
oh yes I found it side boob with nipple
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1472307993
images on google are to low res.
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>>702532587

what kind of stuff do you like op
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>>702519031
Did you know you'll end up looking like this in a couple of months?
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>>702532468
3 months until I went to doc
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>>702532500
great. She looked so cute in the late 90's/early 2000's
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>>702533245
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>>702532699

Teen fuck vids l, trap vids, mainly vids of any kind as long as they are amateur and homemade
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>>702523888
sauce/
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>>702534115
Do you have a gf op?
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>>702534115
>trap vids

fuck you asshole you deserve to have your balls cut off you faggot
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>>702535534
Lots of people on /b/ have developed a fetish for traps.

The fuck happened? We used to hate furries and gays yet now embrace it
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>>702535820

I've been here since 2007, and traps have always been loved.
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>>702536378
The fuck? Well I only came here 2 years ago and assumed this place was perfect because I always read about the "Golden age of 2009"
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>>702536487

Linetrap (AKA Bailey Jay) was discovered in 2007, and we all loved it. I wish that boob job had never happened, though.
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>>702537070
I fucking hate big tits
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>>702519031
Lost a nut to TC myself. Good luck. Save heaps of sperm for kids. You will miss cumming, but its no mess, no clean up from there on.
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How do you find out if you have testical cancer?
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>>702538073
I wanna kiss Bieber
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