Did you ever fuck an escort? Post your experiences.
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Did you ever fuck an escort? Post your experiences.
>>702515489
Post more of her
>>702515489
No because I'm not a beta fag and I don't want herpes
>>702515489
What is escort?
>>702515822
A shitty WoW mission where you follow and protect an NPC
>>702515724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgVlWmXNltg
you're welcoome
>>702516145
I saw boobies
>>702515822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9ei46O1Ok
French actress, so beautiful..
>>702516425
i would literally kill to fuck her
I go to paris next week, how to fuck girls like her?
>>702516563
As long as you're not american, speak English and smile.
>>702516485
agree
>>702516485
Eh not worth it.
> Source: I've killed a prostitute so I could fuck her.
What they don't tell you is they shit almost immediately after death. Good news is you found yourself some free lube. Bad news is you need to get tested for hepatitis after.
>>702516693
i'm german
>>702516693
Why don't they like Americans? Is it because we don't like the French?
The Icelandics loved me when I lived there.
My 1st car. Ford Escort.
Fucked it up real good.
Was a fun car. Good times... :)
>>702517075
Because all countries hate Americans except maybe Canada.
>>702516938
You'll be fine then. Parisians are great fun out of the tourist areas.
Go to a bar and ask for recommendations about what to do that night.
>>702515489
A few times. It's interesting - you start valuing relationships beyond the sex.
>>702515798
wear condom
>>702515798
and don't sleep with 200 / hr escorts
>>702517497
elaborate please senpai^^
Deflect thread
Pics of this chick
>>702517075
In Paris, it's because most Americans don't even try and speak French. They just blunder around, pointing at things and asking loudly in English where the nearest shitty restaurant is.
Once you try and speak French, they're usually a lot kinder, even when they reply in English
>>702517618
i want to impregnate her so hard
>>702517618
I'm in.
>>702517523
condoms don't protect against herpes
>>702517604
Escorts that are not 200/hr are extremely hot, they have tight pussies, they know how to sex, moan, wriggle, give a BJ, the whole thing. They get you, they know what you like and what you don't. They are excellent conversationalists. For example, the last escort I slept with, we spoke about A Song Of Ice And Fire and GRRM for 2 hours, and after that we had incredible sex.
It's incredible. Really is.
But once you have cum once or twice, once the whole act is done - it hits you all of a sudden. It's not real, none of it is. She does not care about you, and you don't really care about her either. Once you are out of the door (or she is out), you forget about each other. It leaves a feeling of emptiness. You feel like calling up your family and telling them hi. You start to wish you had a gf to go home to and just simply watch some random movie on Netflix together with.
>>702518067
You got me with tight pussies.
