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Hey /b/
Found this at my backyard door
What is it and what is it doing? Apparently it is bouncing on those things. dubs choose if I kill it or nah
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>>702515004
Kill it
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end it real fast
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>>702515375
This
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timestamp faggit
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>>702515405
Alright, just lemme get a stick in case I'll kill it
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burn that motherfuker
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>>702515375
rolliing
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>>702515004
Use either a butane or propane torch to wipe out the web egg sacs and beast in one shot. Please post video to this thread
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>>702515004
Fucking end it fam
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rolling for lighting it on fire
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Spray paint and lighter.
Don't stop til you're out of paint
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>>702515599
DO IT
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Eat it
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>>702515004
Ah, that's an amalgamation of evil intentions that has coagulated and become a horrid monstrosity.

You should cleanse it at once.

>I'm a theoretical theological doctor
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Timestamp. If real, terminate with extreme prejudice.
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>>702515004
What's your location op?
And get a better pic of that bad ass momma.
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>>702515599
>>702515666
Kek wills it, end the beast for 5 XP
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>>702515666
PRAISE THE SUN!!!
And kill it with fire... Fire from the sun.
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>>702515004
Kill it, burn or spray it. I wouldn't trust a stick, those things are fast when they want to be.
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>>702515004
Leave it alone. But you can burn all fucked up answers here like "end it real fast" or "burn that motherfuker". Hopefully they will get help soon. -.-'
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Kill this thing with bleach or fire.
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Just to get serious for a second.
Spiders are some of the best animals you can have at home.
>don't like gnats?
>don't like mosquito's?
>don't like fly's?
>well there would be a lot less if you weren't a dumbass and let the spiders live instead of being a try hard.
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>>702515004
oh shit nigger, i think those might be egg sacs. burn the fucking house down
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>>702515855
>>702515666
>>702515599
kill with fire and with a webm
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>>702515855
>>702515799
>>702515666
>>702515599
They've spoken
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>>702515878
you feed your rats too?
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>>702515649
Roll for this niggers
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encase it with hairspray
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>>702515878
Except that looks very much like a black widow. Even a handwringing animalfag like you wont want hundreds of those fuckers running around when those eggs hatch out. But I'm sure you'll say you will just to be a twat.
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>>702516119
This exactly.
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OP here
Wait.... Where is it?
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>>702516267
what did you do to spooder
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Thats a black widow with a (i think theyre called these) nest, you want to burn it as soon as possible or you're dead mate
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>>702516267
Burn the house down and run
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>>702516267
show the burned body or OP is fag
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>>702516267
You're fucked
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>>702515968
Yes, to my cat.

I hate mosquito's, I promote spiders as much as I can. I have an egg sack like OP's on my patio right now, and a nice orb weaver on the side.

Enjoy your zika.
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HERE IT IS!
Whoopsie daisies, I "accidentally" stomped and burned that lil shit
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Call a profi, its a lil bit dangerous bitch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus_mactans

there is a picture in the german wikipedia

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%BCdliche_Schwarze_Witwe
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/Latrodectus_fg05.jpg/440px-Latrodectus_fg05.jpg
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>>702516267
Ummm you posted an old pic for attention and now spooder long gone?
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>>702516427
I wonder if spiders feel sadness.
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>>702515878
There is only one kind of black spider with red marking where I live. While it probably will not kill you, it might kill grandma or little Annie.

While the red stripes don't match exactly, if I found that in my area I would need an exterminator at my house within the week, especially with egg sacks like that.
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>>702516474
this
>OP is kill
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>>702515599
Winter. Burn that bitch.
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what a killer
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>>702515004
Weird. Widows usually like darker spots. You should probably get rid of it if you have pets though. That's a lot of baby nopes about to hatch.
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>>702516119
black widow confirmed! Burn them down or they will fucking kill you
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>>702516474
Just poked and stomped on in 5 min ago
But I can't seem to find where those "eggs" landed on
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rollng so OP has to eat dead body
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>>702516670
Well, you are fucked m8
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>>702516670
Eggs were empty shells. You dean mon walking.
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>>702516670
You need an exterminator, or you gonna be spending next season afraid to put on your shoes.
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>>702515666

Too bad you can't get upboats here for posting that overly wordy pseudointellectal vomit
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>>702516915
k
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>>702515004
everyones looking at the egg sacks

I'm looking at the shitty welds
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OP here
Found another one near a window, will post pic and timestamp ASAP
Brb
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>>702517521
Too little too late, faggot.
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Timestamp!! We demand TIMESTAMP
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>>702516427
That autistic hand writing wew
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>>702516667
black widow doesn't have red lines on back they have hourglass red on belly
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>>702515599
aye
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>>702516506
Kek'd
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>>702515004

That welding on the hinge AAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>702515004
some spider ping pong ballz
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>>702516427
where do you live? merica?
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>>702518888
Checked and kekd
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>>702516427
I would of set the cunt on fire in that corner.

Kept a garden hose by me so my house didn't catch on fire.. But, that's just me.

Some sort of spray, and a lighter would of been fun to watch it burn.

Fuck spiders.

>>702516506
and fuck their emotions
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>>702516915
the neo hipster has spoken , everyone let be mediocred and drink starbucks.

your worse then coffee dad
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>>702518543
The northern black widow is know to possess red dots or streaks on its back. I actually kept one for a long time.

There is a surprising amount of variation within the species itself.


Also, it looks like it could also be a Redback, which is basically the Aussie version of our Black Widow, so depending on where OP lives it could be either
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>>702518543
It's a kind of black widow (Latrodectus).
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>>702515004
Grab it and rub its head on your genitals for five minutes.
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>>702516915
Get the fuck out of here

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