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Alright guys I'm not joking rn but I have next to me a tied noose and some sleeping pills, my family comes home soon and I know it's gonna be a shitshow whe they come if I'm still alive, give me at least 1 good reason why I shouldn't end it

I'm a virgin loser with no job btw
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there's no reason why you should keep living
i'm sorry but all this life thing is an illusion, the sooner you end it the better

bye
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I guess an empty thread just means yes...
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>>702513764
there's all ways tomorrow
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Rather be a vagabond and go from city to city if I felt like my life was over. Just my opinion.
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They say that life gets better.
Hold in man.
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>>702513964
Why the fuck would I care about tomorrow
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>>702513764
Stream it dude. So we can see your family's reaction.
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>>702514026

This.
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>>702514072
My pc died a week ago I'm using a shitty tracfone
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>>702514071
then do a barrel roll
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If you're asking random strangers why you shouldn't end it...probably should go ahead and do it
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>>702514182

Is that why you're killing yourself?
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>>702514233
No, other reasons but it didn't help
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Because things can always get better with the time, if you dare try it.
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>>702514182
Depending on where you live there are usually cams that stream a part of your city. Go there and end it rightfully.
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>>702514343
Waiting seems to make it worse
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>>702514343

Or worse
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>>702513764
So you're going to extend them the courtesy of finding you like that? How considerate of you. And let's not forget that if they find you before you actually expire that you will probably be a vegetable for the rest of your life. All in all you sound like a great guy anon.
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>>702513764
everyone has problems you just have to do something about no job find one virgin go fuck a crack whore for $5. but if you must kill yourself go ahead and do it
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>>702513764
Hold on bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Semq8zAPUM
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>>702513764
join the army. If you are gonna die, do it for a reason.
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>>702513764
Order yourself some 1P-LSD on the open internet (no TOR required). Its legal almost everywhere in the world. Take 100-200µg (usually 2 blotters). Put on some music and wait for the peak. On the peak you think about what lead you to the place in life you are right now.

A glimpse into the spirit world sometimes works wonders. If it doesnt, kill yourself.
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>>702514464
I don't care about my family, they never really cared for me
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>>702514486

Seriously, OP, if you have even a few dollars a crack whore will fuck you for it..
If this virginity thing is really killing you that bad...
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>>702514561
You're missing the part about being a vegetable
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>>702514553
Like I have money
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>>702514696
Meh
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>>702514553

THIS TOO.
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>>702513764
If you want one good reason, here's one. You haven't had sex yet. Find out what that's like at least.
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>>702513764
Just fucking leave your house and go somewhere. Stupid to end your life if you have extra time to do shit.
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Alright I'm sorry or whatever I'm not an heroing tonite I'll just have to plow through my issues or some shit,maybe see a counciler, or I might just end it tomorrow
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>>702514561
>>702514801

sounds like you really dont care to live anyway. also sound like poor me no one care i'll an hero myself that will show them
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>>702514712
Dude LSD is cheap as fuck. If you have 30€ (dunno in $) left you get 5 blotters.
www.1plsd.to

Let yourself drift away in your own psychedelic cosmos at least once in your lifetime. There you can find reasons and context of your path in life.
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>>702515070
I'm not looking for sympathy, is rather not feel instead of feel, I'm not some edgy teenager I'm nobody
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>>702514540
And what reason is that?
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>>702515178
but thats not real lsd. it's 1p-lsd
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>>702513764
if you fail they'll stuck you in a mental hospital.
Where you will be abused and raped.
Enjoy the nurse cock
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>>702515470
God I hope I get raped
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>>702515303
So other loser like you, can whine about their fucking life, and beg for attention. Take a gun and end it, you little worthless cocksucker.
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well enjoy what time you have left before you slice yourself up or hang or what ever
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>>702515595
well then, there you have it. Just fail your suicide.
If this ain't a good reason?
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>>702515327
1P-LSD has either the exact same effects (as I and many friends experienced) or almost the same effects (as some reviews on the internet describe). IF different effects are reported, its mostly a shorter trip-duration of 8-10h instead of 10-12, which is pretty much in the range of subjective guesses I think.
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>>702513900
this

/thread

kys
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>>702515646
Yawn. You'll have to do better than that.
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>>702515187
kys faster then

hurry!
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Life is a movie. You're the lead role. Don't you wanna see what happens? Nothing matters. Nothing has a purpose. Relax, breeze through.
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