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Hey /b/, Time to rise and give our pal harambe a tribute.

Soon a bridge will be built in Bari, Italy, and now they want the internet people to name it.
There's already the "Ponte Harambe" Option, so go there and vote it.
Currently it's on the lead with the 27 %
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This is the link: http://www.lagazzettadelmezzogiorno.it/sondaggi/sondaggi/798869/ilnuovoponte.html
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already at 30%,kekus maximus
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get a haircut
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>>702511878
?


Also Bump
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it was but i cant vote, so hmmm
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im in
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>>702511420
lol I voted for it when it was 0%. Didnt think it would matter.
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This is a note on the bottom page, it says that the Town Hall has agreed to name it based on the result of the poll, but that the mayor would want it tied to Bari, its roots, its people and its history
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35% BOYS
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bumping
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>>702512599
>they're Italian
>Italians are black
>Harambe was black

It's perfect!
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>>702512599
Every human has his origins on Apes...

p.s. THEY ARE CHEATING ON US! it just got back to 30% in few minutes.. This has no sense!
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the voting is rigged! we already had 38% and now its 31%!
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Keep voting guys!
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>>702513813
Italians always cheat.
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>>702513085

>Italians are black

what
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>>702514637
Yep. The ones I've known, fucked. Not a stereotype. Hung out in big Italian communities. Like rabbits.
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did my part
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>>702514797
Just my truth. Also talking about stateside.
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>>702515037
Also talking about sex. Sorry. Wakes wakey.
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>>702514785
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>>702514785
>>702514785
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>>702514785
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>702515700
3 out 60 millions people
good job
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>>702515967
go ahead and post a photo of a "white italian"
oh, right
they don't exist
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Let's do this for our saviour
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>>702515967
>3 people
confirmed for actual african
learn to count
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>>702515700
nice dubs and pic related
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>>702516193
Search "Claudio marchisio"
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>>702516193
It's Cristoforo Colombo if you don't know, stupid american
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>>702516379
kek
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>>702516379
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>>702513085
This
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>>702511420
This offends me as a vegan rick harrison semi-catholic lizard, who vapes 3 times a half-moon, and supports Bolbi Stroganovsky for president. If you Don't agree with me you're a transgender counter strike global offensive lesbian apache helicopter dog super saiyan racist.
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>>702514637
No genius it's not that votes were stolen but many other name options showed so the percentage of "Harambe" went down...
Go study math nigga
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>>702517101
>you're a transgender counter strike global offensive lesbian
You killed me there
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>>702516193
italy, gian lorenzo bernini, 1600, pic related.
in the meanwhile, in USA
>1598 - deOnate leads Spanish into New Mexico
>1607 - English found Jamestown, Virginia
>1608 - French found Quebec
>1609 - Spanish found Santa Fe
>1613 - A Dutch trading post is set up on lower Manhattan Island.
>1619 - DUTCH DELIVER FIRST SLAVES TO VIRGINIA
lol
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>>702511420
Bump because the faggot mods are deleting every thread about this. Holy shit!
Make as many threads about it as possible!
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>>702517643
yeah bvump
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All these black Italians seem pretty angry

Anyway, if you clear your cookies, you can vote again. You can vote as many times as you want.
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>>702517643
ayyy /b/tards
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OP quando smetterai di fare circlejerk coi tuoi amici facci un fischio
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>>702514444
checked and kekked
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Also, it's still possible to suggest names. If we do so and keep on voting we'll make sure they won't just say "you know, we can't name it after a gorilla", 'cause the other best voted names would be something like "Mussolini and Hitler friendship bridge".
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Bumpadiddly
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Can anyone else running unix confirm that this command does what I think it does (every two seconds)?

watch wget "http://www.lagazzettadelmezzogiorno.it/widget/sondaggio/risposte.jsp?idsondaggio=798869&idvoto=233"
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>>702519067
seems to work, but I can't tell if you need a session id to be counted
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rolling for "Ponte Riso Patate e Cozze"
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42% kek
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45%
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remove the value of this cookie
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All the white Italians are in America making pizzas and abusing women
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>>702519959
DO THIS
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>>702516550
portuguese, not italian
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>>702514785
The black Italians are from sicily and they are nicknamed eggplants
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#BridgeoutforHarambe
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>>702520199
>Cristoforo Colombo
>portuguese
nice dubs and try again
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>>702519959
do it m8
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>>702520199
Of course Genoa is in portugal
Go back to school
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Well...
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>>702514444
nice quads nigger
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Someone needs to tell the news the hacker known as 4chan is at large once more!
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>>702520666
Satanic trips have spoken
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bumping
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>>702520496
last time i did this
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Thanks for the help fam, the south really needs a figure to look up to, even if dead. They're all fucking idiots down there
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42 percent fam
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40%
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>>702521687
>North is better
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Gettin beaten by Ponte riso
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the pole seems broken my votes are going to the other one
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WAKE UP /b/tards!

PONTE RISO PATATE E COZZE IS BEATING HARAMBE!
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN LIVE WITH THE FACT THAT YOU GOT HARAMBE BEATEN BY AN ITALIAN DISH?
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Still down 52 to 30
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT /B WE NEED YOUR HELP
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>>702516050
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
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Voted once
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>>702523701
The newfag is strong with this one
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>>702523615
Fucking Italians can't be saved.
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>>702523837
True, but Harambe's memory can
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>>702523691
they are rigging the poll imo
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>>702523701
Do you enjoy old, stale pasta? Does bait taste good to you?
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Godfuckingdamnit you know what /b/? Let's fucking bot the votes for Harambe, then.
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This shit is rigged.
Why would Harambe even be an option?

These cunts are just having a poll for publicity reasons.
They were never going to let the public name it.
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Bidge rice potatoes and mussels?!??!?!

AYY LAMO WTF
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>>702524188
> what is irony?
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>>702523821
>>702524188
Hasn't your school started newfags?
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>>702524459
It was an open poll, where you could add your own names, that's why Harambe is an eligible option.
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Rigged poll
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wtf harambe is going down
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>>702524907
Rice, Potatoes and Mussels.

I think that is a dank name
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KEEP VOTING
KEEP SPREADING THE WORD
DON'T LET THE OTHER OPTION WIN THAT EASILY OVER OUR BELOVED HARAMBE
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>>702511420
FCCVO REGNA
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>>702524459

>does not know italian
>doesn't even look around the page or just translates
>hurr durr publicity reason

It's an open vote, you twat, you can sumbit your own name
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>>702525112
YOU FUCKING THINK THEY ARE GOING TO NAME THE FUCKING BRIDGE OVER HARAMBE?

DO YOU FUCKING THINK THIS IS A GAME?

THE MAYOR STILL HAS FINAL DECISION OVER THE FUCKING NAME CUNT!
YOU WANT TO FUCKING TEST ME AGAIN?
I WILL FUCKING BURN YOUR FEDORA.
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>>702524669
>>702524681
>I wasn't baited! i w-w-was uh counter trolling!
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Of course its rigged, its the fascist pizza fuckers. What did you expect?
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>>702525222
are you mentally challenged
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>>702525222
faggot of course everyone knows they won't name it harambe, still it would be cool if it won the poll
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>>702525222
Actually he claimed that he would "Let the people of the Web decide the name", so if he's going to keep his promise the chosen name could truly be Harambe or Rice, potatoes and mussels
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>>702525367
more. name?
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>>702525295
It wasn't fucking counter trolling
I wasn't the one posting the reply to navy seal
That reply was a copypasta as well
Now go back summer has ended
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>>702511420
fuck that shit. I don't want anything named after that fat ugly nigger. ghostbusters sucked.
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>>702525438
THIS ISN'T A GAME NIGGA.

THERE IS NO WAY THIS FUCK IS GOING TO NAME A BRIDGE OVER WHAT THE PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET DECIDE.

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG.
HARAMBE.
RICE, POTATOES AND MUSSELS.
SIEGFUKNHEIL.
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wtf google? stupid fucking program.
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>>702525222

nice way to fucking avoid the matter, faggot

of course they wont name it Harambe, you dipshit, just like mountain dew didn't name its drink
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>>702525514

It did suck. Girlfriend made me go see it last night. Anything with that fat, can't act, McCarthy bitch ends up terrible.
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They rigged the shit outta this!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>702525608
FFS the name had to be submitted and approved first. Of course they wouldn't fucking approve SIEG HEIL and shit, you retard
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>>702525514
Bumping with Harambe.
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>>702525725
KEK
It counfused "Voto" with "Volto", aka it confused "Vote" with "Face"
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>>702525888
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>>702525792
somebody bots some votes pls
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>>702525488
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>>702525917
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>>702525960
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>>702526011
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>>702525725
Is your Web cam covered or disconected?
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>>702525939
Yeah, fucking hell
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>>702525888
>>702525917
>>702525960

I really don't get why you guys want that bridge named after her.
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>>702525792
Voting will end in a few days time and we still holding up pretty decently, we can still do it
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let's do it my niggas
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>>702526028
Not her, but might as well be.
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>>702526029
Disconnected. lol, counting faces.
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>>702526055
its rigged. 1 hour ago the other option had like 3% votes
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Doesn't anyone have any hacker skills
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>>702526213
No, but I got sweet nunchuck skills.
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>>702511420
voted
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>>702526173
Bots, my friend. We just gotta wait for some hacker b/tard to show up and fuck those cheaters in the ass
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>>702525295
>not knowing the reply pasta
jesus fuck newfag leave
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>>702525506
>>702526807
>Taking the bait this hard
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>>702527082
>plays his newfaggotry off as bait
summer is almost over
summer is almost over
summer is almost over
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http://www.lagazzettadelmezzogiorno.it/widget/sondaggio/risposte.jsp?idsondaggio=798869&idvoto=233
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>>702527184
>Newfag thinking summer does anything to the user base
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>>702527082
>I wasn't baited! i w-w-was uh counter trolling!
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>>702526173
I think someone is using an exploit to Rig the vote. Like they said you can just clear Cookies and revote. Write a bot and you can do 10 000 votes in 10min
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>>702527307
moot himself said it doesn't change much
all the more reason to believe it does
that faggot false god abandoned us to be taken over by summerfags and 9gaggers
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keep it up my duderinos
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I will make a guess: what if the shit we did to vote again ad again "broke" the votes and gave them to "Patate riso e cozze"? Trust me, there's no way the mayor would call the bridge like that, so it's unlikely that it's rigged, and also I highly doubt that from 8% it raised to more than 50%, not with all the Harambe votes. WE NEED TO NAME THAT FUCKING BRIDGE AFTER OUR BELOVED GORILLA, LET'S FIND A SOLUTION
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>>702527429
That's what we are looking for: Someone to create a bot to counter the already present one.
Maybe Harambe won't be chosen as a name but surely the event will cause a lot of hilarious talking about the "incident" over here, kek
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>>702513957
So expose it there with pics and shit and fucking make it stop. Ponte harambe it shall be.
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WE ARE BACK IN THE LEAAD!
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YES
HARAMBE IS NOW 45% AGAINST THE 41% OF RISO, PATATE E COZZE
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BVMP
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it feels so good to be back in the lead
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>>702527903
GET IN B/TARDS LET'S FUCKING DO THIS
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HARAMBE 56%
PATATE RISO E COZZE 33%

WE ARE DOING THIS GUYS
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>>702511420
Harambe is a shit meme. Fuck this thread. There would've been so many better names but why don't you just fuck it up
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60% niggas
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looks like refreshing this page is the vote http://www.lagazzettadelmezzogiorno.it/widget/sondaggio/risposte.jsp?idsondaggio=798869&idvoto=233
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Site down ahaha
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>>702528954

does it vote everytime you refresh?
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>>702529313
if you clear the value on the return cookie or block it
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When will the vote end?
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>>702529815
When you stop being a little nigger faggot, GOSH!
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>>702529815
You can propose new name until tomorrow at 14 pm (18 hours till now, i'm italian).
There is not wrote an end date.
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>>702530239
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>>702528675
You still have 18 hours to suggest a name, if you think you have a better one go on and do it
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>>702530663
PonteKillAllNiggas
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>>702511420
alright, I've voted 10 times. I'm through.
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>>702530663
PonteOPIsAFag
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can some one help me find my sides?
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Why did harambe suddenly get a comeback vote surge?
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>>702511420
WE NEED SOMETHING HITLER RELATED, YOU FUCKING NIGNOGS

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>>702530959
Someone is flooding the site with vote. I can't even load the page
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we are winning again, please don't stop voting
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>>702530959
Because Harambe is our lord and savior
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>>702531102
It obviously won't be approved you fucktard
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Harambe is probably speechless, looking at us from heaven
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>>702531376
Do you think that ponte harambe would be approved? Lol
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>>702531376
Even something like "Four Chan" would be better than Harambe, summer-fag
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>>702531475
>Lol
newfag
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67% !
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>>702531475
It's not like harambe is offensive or retarded
It even has a song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlQgC5IyPHw
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Since the city is populated by rednecks, we could also suggest "Terroni" which is a classic insult for southest ppl
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>>702531475
FFS these names have already been proposed and accepted by the admins a few days ago and now are being voted. You can't propose new names, just vote what's in there you summerfag
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>>702528675
Shut up nigger
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>>702531855
Being this retarded
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>>702531761
>>702531853
I bet you have never been to Italy.
Ameri-fags.
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>>702531855
Ma dai che anche i terroni sono più intelligenti dei paesani del nord
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>>702531935
I bet your skin color must be quite dark, isn't it?
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>>702526051
Why would you not want it named after a nigger?
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>>702532017
talk english, you illiterate piece of shit
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>>702531865
You can propose for other 18 hours, you idiot. Learn how to read.
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>>702531987
>Implying someone gives a fuck
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What does harambe mean?
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#BridgesoutforHarambe
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>>702523701
>calls the other a Newfag
>is so clearly a Newfag
>so new he doesn't even know why

I mean this shit is on fucking reddit and has been for years...
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>>702532157
Hope
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>>702531987
nice roast kiddo
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>>702531102
hitler is a cuck
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>>702523701
Newfag look, right here, newfag
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>>702532157
it is a secret world to state your heart's deepest hidden desire
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>>702532157
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+Does+Harambe+Mean%3F
1. a work chant used on the E African coast
2. a rallying cry used in Kenya
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>>702523701
Such newfag
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>>702512592
Did the same.
It does always matter.
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>>702532039
>Implying this is relevant
>KYS please
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one last mass vote flood. everyone at once http://www.lagazzettadelmezzogiorno.it/widget/sondaggio/risposte.jsp?idsondaggio=798869&idvoto=233
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What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch
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>>702523701
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag?

I’ll have you know they've ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid.

Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire UK armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, banger. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate
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>>702523701
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>702532853
>>702532947
>>702533012
>Please KYS
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>>702523701
Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you're a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking **** **** faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I'm raping you, Fucking queer. You don't know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris' wife. She couldn't even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you're nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you're stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You're not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don't you stop and ask yourself, "Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don't know when to shut the fuck up?". Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.
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Bridgy McBridgeface
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>>702533190
Also >>702533083
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╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!
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>>702523701
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>702533430
Sorry mommy :(not doing it anymore i swear
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>>702533525
Is wat we are doing lol, the site is almost down
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>>Dude are you for fucking real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking fake and faggy piece of shit. I bet 1000 dollars you are a fucking liar. You fuckin guido tool douchebag.

You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school
In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate?
Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick
300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
Your trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you fucking moron
You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of you
Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag
The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot lier
If your SO badass, than why are you on bluelight?
You better watch yourself because I will fucking hunt you down myself.
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>>702533709
Now it is down.

http://isup.me/http://www.lagazzettadelmezzogiorno.it/sondaggi/sondaggi/798869/ilnuovoponte.html
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>>702523701
Listen to my man. He's not bullshitting. Me and my boy here killed over 600 terrorists between the both of us during our black ops missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? That's because you're a little bitch who does nothing but talk shit on the internet while waiting for his hot pockets to finish heating in his mother's microwave. I know a hacker in the CIA who could get me the IP to your (or more likely, your parents') house like that. Then guess what happens? I come right on down to that basement you're sitting in and I beat your fat ass to a pulp. Shit, I probably wouldn't even have to do that. I've got buddies in high places, brother. Buddies who wouldn't hesitate to help me out by sending a couple Predator missiles your way and then claiming it was just a horrible accident. Yeah, well the only horrible thing about that "accident" is going to be when you realize you posted on the wrong subreddit and you fucked with the wrong Devil Dog. HOORAH.
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>>702533884
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>>702533190
Let him. The threads need more posters and attention. These are tough times, we need people like this too.
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>>You fucking come over here and say that fucker. I've trained in the arts of ninjutsu for over ten years. I've been to 9 secret dojos and even been to Japan itself to learn from the great masters of Japanese martial arts. I've watched over 100 animes and all the classic martial arts films. You think your fucking Western training can beat me? I have ten genuine Japanese katanas, the greatest kind of sword even forged. I have FIFTY shuriken. You think guns can stop me? Have Al-Qaeda ever attacked Japan? No, they don't DARE to attack Japan. Do you even know the first thing about bushido and honor? Go eat some more cheeseburgers you fat piece of shit, I have the heart of a samurai.
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I WANT TO BELIEVE TO IT TOO HARAMBE
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>>702532671
What the freak did you just flipping say about me, you little Apostate? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Seminary, and I’ve been involved in numerous splits with the Elders, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Commitment Pattern and I was the top converter in the entire Church. You are nothing to me but just another unfaithful servant. I will dust my feet at you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before upon the face of the Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that "anti" stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, brother. As we speak I am contacting my sacred network of Danites across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the brimstone, maggot. The brimstone that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re flipping dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cast you out in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the laying on of hands, but I have access to the Signs and Tokens of the Holy Temple and I will use them to their full extent to smite your miserable kiester all the way to Kolob, you little turd. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would not have spoken ill of the Lord's Anointed. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you stinking idiot. I will let Satan's water wash over you and you will drown in it. You’re flipping dead, kiddo
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>>702533190
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, rebel scum? I'll have you know I was the last Supreme Chancellor of the Republic, and I started the Clone Wars, and I have over 300 controlled solar sectors. I am trained in the Dark Side of the Force and I'm the top Sith in the entire Galactic Empire. Your planet is nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe it the fuck out with power the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the holonet? Think again, Jedi. As we speak I am contacting my apprentice from across the galaxy and your rebel base is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 501st, Jedi scum. The 501st that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rebel base. You're fucking dead, Jedi. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just without my lightsaber. Not only am I extensively trained in Dark Side combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the galactic Imperial stormtroopers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" destruction of my Death Star was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have retreated your fucking X wing. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn rebel. I will shoot lightning all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Jedi.
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if someones using script kidddy dos stuff going turn it off i want to see the score
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Fucking weeaboo everywhere
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>>702534554
+1 for this.
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