Give me your worst racist jokes.
Why do niggers smell? So that blind people can hate them too
A mexican and a nigger are riding in car ... who's driving?
A cop
>>702509697
What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket full of shit?
The bucket
What's the difference between a nigger and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
what do you call a black man flying an airplane?
a pilot, you racist bastard. :)
>>702510270
You are not welcome here
>>702509697
What's the difference between radial tires, and niggers?
Tires don't sing spiritual songs when you chains on them...
Whats the difference between a nigger and a bicycle?
A nigger doesn't work without a chain.
>>702510311
fuck you
nice dubz :)
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
>>702510354
Butchering English one post at a time.
How do you know niggers are cannibals? All blacks are covered by food stamps.
what do you call a nigger driving a BMW?
a car thief
Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
Because thats where God held them from with his fingers as he painted them.
Why do black guys eyes get all red when they have sex?
...from the mace
How do you get a nigger off the tree?
Cut the rope
A black baby dies and floats up to heaven and says to God "look im an angel" God says, "no you dumb nigger, you"re a bat"
>>702510558
Round 2:
One day the local sheriff gets called out to investigate a nigger hung from a tree. When he arrives he sees a sign hung around it's neck reading "fuck niggers". When asked about it the sheriff described it as the strangest suicide note he had ever seen.
how do you stop 5 niggers from raping a white grill?
throw 'em a basketball
How long does it take for a negress to take a shit?
9 months.
What's the same about an apple and a nigger?
They both hang in trees
why do pills work because they're white
Whats the difference between a nigger and a pizza? The pizza feeds a family of 4.
>>702510925
round 3:
Why did the nigger wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy? If he was gonna be im'potant he wanted to look im'potent too.
How do u know when a nigger bitch is ready for labor? Stick a banana in her and if it comes out half eaten its way past due.
>>702511135
Round 4:
What do you get when you combine an orangutan with a nigger? A retarded orangutan.
>>702511259
FINAL ROUND:
A spick, a nigger, and a wop walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and says "get the fuck out."
How do you stop little niggers from jumping on the bed? Stick velcro on the ceiling.
Why dont sharks eat niggers? Because they think its whale shit.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 100,000 niggers?
> warden
One little black kid were baking with his grandma. He accidently poured som flour over his face and bursted out:
- Look grandma! I'm a white person now!
Grandma yelled on him and ended it with:
- Go say that to ya mama if you dare!
The little black kid went to his mama and said:
- Mama look, i'm a white person now!
Mama went angry, yelled at him and then bitch slapped him in the face.
- Go say that to your papa if you dare!
The little black kid was upset and went down to his papa and said:
- Papa look, i'm a white person now!
Papa went furious and started to spank the kid until he started to cry. Papa said:
- Son, what have you learned from this?
The black kid took his time and then responded:
- I've been white for only 5 minutes and I'm already hating you fucking niggers!
>>702510514
the age of computers is dead
>>702510311
>>702509697
What's a black man's least favorite type of math?
Niggeronatree.
Why can Stevie Wonder read? Because he is black.
>>702511835
Genuinely made me chuckle, ty
What do niggers suck?
Cock
What did the Sheriff say when he pulled a black guy wrapped in chains out of the lake?
Damn Nigger stole too much chain then he could swim with
nigger
It reads,
When I was young we didn't have computergames,
We would go outside and hit niggers with sticks
>>702509697
A jew is a walking in berlin in 1936, and he sees a blackshirt with a German Shepard on a leash.
"Say, sir, thats a beautiful dog. What breed is it?"
"Its a cross between a mongrel and a jew."
"Ah! Then the dog is related to both of us!"
What did god say the first time he made a black man?
Damn, I burnt one
>>702511539
How do you get him down?
Blind fold two mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata
>>702510727
Why are the nog ver dicks so long?
Baby's how He hang them up to dry
What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
Drop it nigga.
What green and yellow and sits on my front porch? ... its my nigger and I'll paint it whatever color I want.
>>702509697
What do you call a black priest?
Holy Shit
>>702514173
not
>duckfacenigger.jpg
I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster.
But it just stopped working.
>>702514379
Maybe because it never seen his fatherboard
What do you call a bunch of black people inside of a school bus?
a rotten banana
>>702514173
that poor little honky girl is gonna catch the AIDS
What's that black shit in between elephant toes? ... slow natives
What do Ethiopians call mini blinds? ... bunk beds
How do you start a parade in the ghetto?
Roll a 40 down the street
Why don't mexicans and blacks have children together?
They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
What do you call Toys'R'Us in the hood?
we b Toyz'N'Shit
Why are the back of nigger heads flat? ... Because the DR stepped on the back of their heads to pull the tail of said creature
>>702513980
Whats a nog ver?
>>702514173
Future single mother.
So I painted my computer black in the hope it would run faster...
But now it just doesn't work
>>702515364
/thread
>>702514173
>>702509697
coo be
>>702511835
You win the thread
The different between niggers and elevators:
Elevators can raise children
what's the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a store without Robin