Give me your worst racist jokes.
Why do niggers smell? So that blind people can hate them too
One day the local sheriff gets called out to investigate a nigger hung from a tree. When he arrives he sees a sign hung around it's neck reading "fuck niggers". When asked about it the sheriff described it as the strangest suicide note he had ever seen.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 100,000 niggers?
One little black kid were baking with his grandma. He accidently poured som flour over his face and bursted out:
- Look grandma! I'm a white person now!
Grandma yelled on him and ended it with:
- Go say that to ya mama if you dare!
The little black kid went to his mama and said:
- Mama look, i'm a white person now!
Mama went angry, yelled at him and then bitch slapped him in the face.
- Go say that to your papa if you dare!
The little black kid was upset and went down to his papa and said:
- Papa look, i'm a white person now!
Papa went furious and started to spank the kid until he started to cry. Papa said:
- Son, what have you learned from this?
The black kid took his time and then responded:
- I've been white for only 5 minutes and I'm already hating you fucking niggers!
What's a black man's least favorite type of math?
Why can Stevie Wonder read? Because he is black.
When I was young we didn't have computergames,
We would go outside and hit niggers with sticks
A jew is a walking in berlin in 1936, and he sees a blackshirt with a German Shepard on a leash.
"Say, sir, thats a beautiful dog. What breed is it?"
"Its a cross between a mongrel and a jew."
"Ah! Then the dog is related to both of us!"
The different between niggers and elevators:
Elevators can raise children