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Give me your worst racist jokes.
Why do niggers smell? So that blind people can hate them too
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A mexican and a nigger are riding in car ... who's driving?
A cop
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>>702509697
What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket full of shit?
The bucket
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What's the difference between a nigger and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
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what do you call a black man flying an airplane?


a pilot, you racist bastard. :)
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>>702510270
You are not welcome here
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>>702509697
What's the difference between radial tires, and niggers?


Tires don't sing spiritual songs when you chains on them...
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a bicycle?

A nigger doesn't work without a chain.
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>>702510311
fuck you

nice dubz :)
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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>>702510354
Butchering English one post at a time.

How do you know niggers are cannibals? All blacks are covered by food stamps.
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what do you call a nigger driving a BMW?

a car thief
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Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
Because thats where God held them from with his fingers as he painted them.
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Why do black guys eyes get all red when they have sex?


...from the mace
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How do you get a nigger off the tree?
Cut the rope
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A black baby dies and floats up to heaven and says to God "look im an angel" God says, "no you dumb nigger, you"re a bat"
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>>702510558
Round 2:
One day the local sheriff gets called out to investigate a nigger hung from a tree. When he arrives he sees a sign hung around it's neck reading "fuck niggers". When asked about it the sheriff described it as the strangest suicide note he had ever seen.
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how do you stop 5 niggers from raping a white grill?

throw 'em a basketball
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How long does it take for a negress to take a shit?


9 months.
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What's the same about an apple and a nigger?

They both hang in trees
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why do pills work because they're white
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a pizza? The pizza feeds a family of 4.
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>>702510925
round 3:
Why did the nigger wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy? If he was gonna be im'potant he wanted to look im'potent too.
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How do u know when a nigger bitch is ready for labor? Stick a banana in her and if it comes out half eaten its way past due.
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>>702511135
Round 4:
What do you get when you combine an orangutan with a nigger? A retarded orangutan.
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>>702511259
FINAL ROUND:
A spick, a nigger, and a wop walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and says "get the fuck out."
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How do you stop little niggers from jumping on the bed? Stick velcro on the ceiling.
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Why dont sharks eat niggers? Because they think its whale shit.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 100,000 niggers?

> warden
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One little black kid were baking with his grandma. He accidently poured som flour over his face and bursted out:
- Look grandma! I'm a white person now!

Grandma yelled on him and ended it with:
- Go say that to ya mama if you dare!

The little black kid went to his mama and said:
- Mama look, i'm a white person now!

Mama went angry, yelled at him and then bitch slapped him in the face.
- Go say that to your papa if you dare!

The little black kid was upset and went down to his papa and said:
- Papa look, i'm a white person now!

Papa went furious and started to spank the kid until he started to cry. Papa said:
- Son, what have you learned from this?

The black kid took his time and then responded:

- I've been white for only 5 minutes and I'm already hating you fucking niggers!
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>>702510514
the age of computers is dead
>>702510311
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>>702509697
What's a black man's least favorite type of math?
Niggeronatree.
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Why can Stevie Wonder read? Because he is black.
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>>702511835
Genuinely made me chuckle, ty
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What do niggers suck?
Cock
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What did the Sheriff say when he pulled a black guy wrapped in chains out of the lake?

Damn Nigger stole too much chain then he could swim with
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nigger
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It reads,
When I was young we didn't have computergames,
We would go outside and hit niggers with sticks
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>>702509697
A jew is a walking in berlin in 1936, and he sees a blackshirt with a German Shepard on a leash.

"Say, sir, thats a beautiful dog. What breed is it?"
"Its a cross between a mongrel and a jew."
"Ah! Then the dog is related to both of us!"
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What did god say the first time he made a black man?

Damn, I burnt one
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>>702511539
How do you get him down?

Blind fold two mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata
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>>702510727
Why are the nog ver dicks so long?

Baby's how He hang them up to dry
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What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

Drop it nigga.
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What green and yellow and sits on my front porch? ... its my nigger and I'll paint it whatever color I want.
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>>702509697
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What do you call a black priest?
Holy Shit
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>>702514173
not
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I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster.

But it just stopped working.
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>>702514379
Maybe because it never seen his fatherboard
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What do you call a bunch of black people inside of a school bus?

a rotten banana
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>>702514173
that poor little honky girl is gonna catch the AIDS
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What's that black shit in between elephant toes? ... slow natives
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What do Ethiopians call mini blinds? ... bunk beds
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How do you start a parade in the ghetto?

Roll a 40 down the street
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Why don't mexicans and blacks have children together?

They're afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
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What do you call Toys'R'Us in the hood?

we b Toyz'N'Shit
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Why are the back of nigger heads flat? ... Because the DR stepped on the back of their heads to pull the tail of said creature
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>>702513980
Whats a nog ver?
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>>702514173
Future single mother.
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So I painted my computer black in the hope it would run faster...
But now it just doesn't work
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>>702515364
/thread
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>>702514173
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>>702509697
coo be
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>>702511835
You win the thread
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The different between niggers and elevators:

Elevators can raise children
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what's the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a store without Robin
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