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I've tried hooking up with different girls and the same thing happened as last night, 2 girls were naked in my bed and i couldnt get hard and have sex with them. any one else pathetic and impotent? anyone know any cures? i can get hard when I jack off but I just cant when I hookup with girls
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my medical chart says ur faggot positive
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she had the opportunity to be 8/10 but she decided to put that gross ass shit in her hair and turn into such a degenerate. WTF happened here and where did parenting fail?
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Viagra?
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>>702508930
does it really work? ive never tried it before
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>>702508991
Yep just take with nitrates for extended duration
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>>702509355
i was diamonds when i did this
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>>702508537
Same thing happened to me
Told them i need to take a piss, fapped in the Bathroom like crazy and as soon as i was hard, i put on my cockring
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the biggest secret is just to stop giving a fuck what people think.
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If you are not getting hard, it is her fault. You need to tell her she needs to be sexier.
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Yes I'm impotent

I know I'm not gay

I've had sex with girls before

But I would often get soft while fucking

It got to the point where I just didn't get hard at all

Since then I'm cold and alone
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>>702509355
so what do I just go to my doctor and ask him
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Yeah you're just a fag man.
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Its whiskey dick boi
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Stop jerking off so much
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U smoking a lot?
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>>702508537
maybe you're gay?
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>>702508537
I don't get it, they blew you right? I mean, thats how a chick gets you hard. Are you saying they blew you and you couldn't get hard?

I'm confused.
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>>702508537
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Tm0SQT7N4
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>>702509637
no big deal. you got where you are because you worry too much. maybe not fapping on thurs-sunday will help but really its just about not being a pussy
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>>702508537
what you are saying is a really familiar scenario to me, it's more common than you would think. mine was anxiety related, it can have a very real effect on your body.
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try to fuck a guy, and if you can get it up then you are gay.

if not then you can cross that off your list.
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>>702509637
Try having sex with a dude see if you stay hard
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>>702510541
Same story here bro.
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>>702510239
i smoke a lot of pot
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I used to get nauseous and throw up when I was about to have sex, all because of nerves. I didn't think I was nervous, but it still had an affect on me. You just have to calm down, get your fucking dick wet, and impale these bitches
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>>702508537
You jerk off to porn to much and the side effects of using 4chan has made you Impotent
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>>702511127
This could be the issue. It seems to reduce sex drive and increase pizza eating drive. Keep on blazing op.
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>>702508537
never fap
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>>702508537
stop jerking off so much mate, my wife told me to stop watching porn all together and it has made my sexy time life better
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>>702508537
Yep. That sucks in more ways than I can express. Take some Biafra. Fucking GHB if you have to. Shit. I feel better about my action days : )
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>>702512478
Kek. Biafra. Viagra.
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>>702508537
i cant fuck someone unless we are in a relationship or clearly heading there.
dosent feel right.
like i get a boner and all but when we get to the sex part i just instantly lose the boner
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>>702508537
Maybe you're gay.
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>>702509637
Do you get hard to gay porn?
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>>702511127
yeah, that`s it. it takes away your sex drive. try going without for some days / a week + if you smoke a lot, and you will feel it risin'.
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>>702508537
maybe try that nofap shit? being able to get hard to porn but not with actual people is a thing they say nofap is meant to help with.
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Don't take nitrates with Viagra unless you want to die OP you dumb fuck

Nitrates = Vasodilation (dilation of the blood vessels), which leads to hypotension. It's used for people with chronic heart problems.

Viagra = Vasodilation, sure get your dick hard but do you really want to add low blood pressure over already low blood pressure (nitrates)?

Don't be a dumb fuck OP
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>>702508802
You sound like a faggot
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>>702508802
>Degenerate
Fuck off back to /pol/ with your cancerous faggot ass.
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>>702510157
>>702511416
>>702512335
>>702513282

This, this, and this. You fried your brain (literally, look it up) with too much porn. Stop jerking off so goddamn much and you'll be rock hard when the real thing happens.
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>>702512711
This could be. Porn is different than real. It is completely, unless your having a great night.
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>>702513135
IDK. I smoke a lot of pot, and it's not a problem.
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Yep, I have had that too a few times.
Definitely nerves for than anything else.
I was getting close with a chick way out of my league, and when it came time to finally jam it in, I choked. She dumped me a week later :(
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>>702514602
Clearly it is. Stop smoking pot
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Some guys have to "care" about the women they fuck. I've stopped balling women who I can't talk to because sex with women I don't care about is unpleasant.
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>>702508537
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>>702508537
quit the porn. why would you need it anyway if you can get threesomes that easily? to embarass yourself by being a limp dick?

or imagine that you're in a porn scene if you're so much into it. although that's a rather shitty solution for porn addicts
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>>702508537
cock ring, you need one.
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>>702508537
Hey man, don't stress it only makes it worse.

My dick is pretty much broken and I have no libido, so i know how it is.
Mine is a bioloigical problem, had it for a year and a half and it has ruined my life.

Yours is likely paycholigcal and easy to fix,

Stop watching porn, completely.
First two weeks will be tough, but after that it becomes easier.

Afterwards, fap to your imagination, plain stuff like penetrating a girl you know.

When you are with the girls, relax and take it slowly.
Do not think about what they might be thinking, in fact, don't think of anything.
Just do what you feel like, if you have the urge to touch their thigh, do it, explore, If you want to kiss them, do it.
Make them come with your hand or mouth first, it takes the pressure off and you can do what you like.

Concentrate on the sensations, the smell, the softness and warmth of her skin, her voice as she moans, her hair, how her lips feel on yours.

Don't think about your dick, your dick works fine and can take care of itself.
If you think about your dick, it will deflate because the blood is in your brrain instead.

With practice, you'll be fine.
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>>702509355
>>702509445
Kek.
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>>702508537
I get the same way if I've had too much to drink. When I'm taking a girl home and I know I've had too much to drink I stop at the gas station and grab a pack of those sex pills. They make your heart beat unnaturally, but you're hard as a rock. The best imo is Yohimbee, grab it at GNC and shoot a couple droppers full into your water bottle, then chug it. Also makes your heart beat unnaturally but makes your dick so hard it hurts. pic related
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>>702509530
THIS
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>>702509637
Maybe you're a hands-on kinda guy. For exmaple, I enjoy oral on a woman, fingering, kissing, pretty much everything except the actual fucking. I get turned off quick. But everything else gets me rock hard.
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i had that happen a few times

as gay as it sounds you need an emotional connection, not just a piece of meat to fuck


i got some pretty hot chicks in bed and i could barely keep it up with them, it was shitty, in contrast to awesome day-long fuck sessions with my ex gf of 4 years whom i once fucked 7 times in 24 hours


casual fucking is for noobs and desperate people, you gotta wear a rubber, you dont know what she likes, she doesnt know what you like, nobody puts in a lot of effort, it's way better when you connect and know someone.


case in point my current gf who i fucked on the first date, i barely got it up and it kinda sucked even though she's hot as fuck and young (22y/o), after a few weeks we kept going out and stuff and it became amazing, im going to her place tonight and i cant wait to lick her allover and stick my dick in all her holes to drive her crazy
find someone who isnt completely fucked up and build something more
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>>702508537
I have high bp without medication i cant get the lil guy up ever. go tell a doc they can get some good boner pills
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>>702516968
do you have !morning wood ever?

if you aren't ejaculating and don't have morning or daytime erections, you need a urologist.


Ask for a full hormone panel blood test.

Don't let them give you exogenous testosterone, make them try all tests first. if you are young, you don't want to be on testosterone for the rest of your life.
there is probably a solution for you.
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>>702516665
This anon gets it.
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bump for lazy op
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Stop fapping and porn.
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>>702512603
same thing
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>>702508537
how do you hook up with girls?
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>>702510756
Roll
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>>702510756
Rolling for this
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>>702509773

Yes, but skip the nitrates, you're getting trolled on that part. Unless you want to have you dick stabbed with a needle to relieve the pressure
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>>702516149
this
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>>702508537
You have what's called Performance Anxiety.
You're worried if you'll be any good before you have a chance to be any good. Or you worry that the girls will make fun of the size of your penis.

Get a cock ring. Once you have it on, have the girl stroke your meat. Have the head teased and rubbed. Once it feels good and she's not saying anything, your fears are unfounded. And with the cock ring, you won't go soft too soon.

And once you forget your worries, you'll be pounding that ass like nothing else.
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>>702515480
Top kek

Reminded me of the original and I was in hysterics for about 30 minutes
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>>702516149
i have same problem as op
but thank you dude this post very helpful
seriously man thank you
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>>702508537
You're gay, anon

Really though, try exploring your sexuality a bit
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>>702508537
OP, don't jerk to porn for a while and your boner troubles in bed will go away.
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>>702515480
Have you for the original to this? Can't find it
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>>702513663
Spotted the cuck tranny lover
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>>702508537
Stop beating off every 5mins and give that shit a rest...seriously, don't touch yourself for a week or so and that should sort the whole mess out, if not maybe make an appointment with your doctor and go from there
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>>702518666
trips speak truth
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Keep jerking off, stop watching porn.
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>>702518252
You're welcome man.

Good luck.
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actual advice, try taking zinc
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>>702518666
This guy knows his shit, I had the same problem when I was younger, it's because you jack off too much, give that shit a rest for a few weeks 2-3 and you're good to fuck. I would also suggest buying a fleshlight instead of jacking off. It will prevent this from happening again in the future.
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>>702518462
http://imgur.com/gallery/aONOD
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>>702518142
>>702518462
Here ya go anons
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/aONOD
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>>702508537

You're gay man. Used to happen to me too. I'd try to hook up with girls and take 20 mins to get an erection or go soft half way through sex.

Started sucking dicks and getting fucked in the butt and now I have no problems staying hard.
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I seem to always lose 30% of my boner during the moment when I'm putting a condom on.

I've tried everything, the condom is always a boner-kill.

OF COURSE I WILL NOT FUCK WITHOUT ONE. NEVER.

I just hate the decrease I get when putting it on. It's not sexy to me. Putting something on my dick kills my concentration somewhat and it just isn't the same boner I had before I put it on.

Such is life until I find a way to stay as super horny with a condom on as I am just before it.
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>>702519183
>>702519156
Danka based anon
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>>702519490
Put them on when you are alone, fap with them on to your imagination.
Eventually your brain,will partially assosciate condoms with pleasure.
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>when you're fucking her doggy and she puts her hand on your thigh saying it's too deep when all you wanna do is keep slamming it

Fucking boner kill, every time.
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>>702520268
When she puts her hand on your thigh and says
"son, I am disappoint"
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When you're doing missionary and she says "cum in me daddy" and farts violently...
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Yoooo, a little while back I fucked these two bitches until I couldn't fuck anymore but they kept begging me to fuck even more!!! I told them the only way my shit was gonna get hard again was if they eat each other out.

Man, as soon as the one chicks face touched the other chicks pussy I was instantly back in the game!!

I don't get down one a lot of lesbo porn but there's something about experiencing it in person that does the trick.

It's a lot like a live concert!

You tell those two dirty girls the next time they're visiting Orlando...."Holler at me!" If you wanna come watch I will show you how it's done, too. Who knows....maybe you like that and we can fuck them together. High-fives across their backs bro!!!! Lol.
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>>702519490
Life is a lot better if u lose The condom and start Livin on The wild side
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Sounds like performance anxiety Op
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>>702516149
/thread

It's a psychological erectile dysfunction, just don't porn unless its POV. Best to use your imagination and only fap every 3 days or something.

When you're in bed just completely relax, start moving in slow motion, don't think or worry.

Outcome will be better than if you were worrying about your weiner.
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>>702518060
Forget the ring, the second you get hard just hold your dick so the blood can't exit and start fucking until you don't need ring/hand holding ur dick
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