Here's an idea: Post your own or shut the fuck up, faggot.
Anyone here wanna help?
So I'm having a problem /b/.
I have two girls in my life now, one that I'm dating now, one that I dated previously. So here's the dirt.
>Isn't really interested in sex
>Says we have best sex, yet never asks or it
>cleans the house a lot
>we live together
>been togetehr for one year
>used to date like 4 years ago
>10/10 sex every time
>previously stopped talking to her cus she was a little too clingy
What do? I want to fucking rail the FUCK out of girl B because my current girl isn't really into sex, I have to ask and when we have sex its literally just "sure". I'm hung as fuck (pic related) and I last awhile in bed. So I dunno what the deal is.
Also I wish that were sweat; I'd be down to shove my face in there for hours on end.
are you sure asking for relationship advice in a furry thread on /b/ is a smart idea?
xeno? like in xenomorph?
I would stick to girl A.
a good relationship with a partner whom you can trust is more important in life than just sex with some (problably) batshit crazy bitch.
I've got a couple.
but this is not a herm thread, people get angry when someone posts h/fur in s/fur threads
yeah I know, but I was referring to the alien film.
do you like female aliens?
Dude, count your blessings and keep A, B is only for pump and dump. Crazies will never ever make a happy long-term relationship. Sure, sex with them is great but they'll make you miserable eventually.
Communicate with your partner and tell her what's on your mind. If she's reasonable, she will listen to you and then work it out together.
there is no h/fur thread up right now.
guess you just have to wait for one.
Ask yourself, do the pros of '10/10 sex every time' really outweigh the fact that she's probably a crazy bitch and your relationship with her is likely not one that would last?
Does girl A make you happy?
There is always the chance she will become more interested in sex.
Is she inexperienced? Maybe she wants you to take control. Asking for sex isn't exactly going to turn her on. Try some shitty romantic movies or some shit.
I'm on a new laptop. So I'd have to post that pic from my phone. My dick is bigger than a standard beer bottle. So eat it.
I just lust so bad for thicc girls. My current girl isn't crazy thicc, but shes skinny and has hips and tits and will probably end up thick as fuck soon, but I'm so impatient.
fine, here is a short comic (5 pages) featuring out favorite herm slut Artika
I'm meh. had to end my vacation because my aunt suddenly died.
how about you?
Damn, I'm sorry and you have my condolences. I'm doing alright
Don't give in to temptation. You WILL regret it. You've been with your gf for a year, don't throw it away for a 'pump and dump' as the other anon said.
Your current gf is a keeper:
>cleans up shit
>not super kinky, just a normal grill, probably would never cheat on you etc.
If you're really sad that she doesn't want sex often enough, talk to her and think about what I said with the romantic movies and stuff like that. Most girls don't see a dick and become immediately aroused, you have to get her in the mood somehow first. Best way is to just talk about it and find out what her problem is, what she wants etc.
I would keep A i think its better to have a girl you can trust and is there for you, then a girl you can fuck and isn't good for anything else.
Sex is nice but its not everything, think about is B and the Sex it worth to throw a good relationship away?
Talk with A about your problem, talk with her why she dont like to have sex maybe you two find a solution
I would love to breed her. just to increase her milk production...
I wonder what fox milk tastes like...