why are you a virgin anon?
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why are you a virgin anon?
>>702503702
but im not tho
nope but first time was when i was 17
>>702503702
Pure, unadulterated apathy
>>702503702
who said i was?
>>702503840
>>702503915
>>702503997
never asked you go away
Used all my GBP to get tendies so can't fuck mommy :(
>>702504087
kissless
>>702504141
okay
conservative asian male with phimosis
>>702503702
going to remain pure for my wedding day
>>702503702
Are there really virgins on here. /b/ can't be as bad as everyone makes it out to be.
>>702504087
wow, short term memory isn't your strength boyo
>>702504711
There are virgins everywhere on the internet, in every community. You can usually find them by their use of "xD" and "le" and "u" and "kys".
im 0/10
I'm not and its great. Me n my gf are both 18 and have only been w each other and its really nice. I thought I'd be a virgin forever. There is hope anon. Jsut gotta find a nice virgin girl.
It's like getting a puppy a dog. You get to experience every stage together, if that makes sense.
>>702504448
Let's be honest, if you're saying that, then you probably couldn't get laid if you tried.
I got sexually abused way back when I was a kid but on a brighter note I actually worked up the courage and ended up asking a cute girl out of my college class today she said no.
:')
>>702504981
>blood
>teaching her stuff
>no.jpg
Because i'm a bitch when it comes to talking to girls
>>702503702
Autism
>>702503702
Im not. I was fuck you ass twice times last week. Dont u remember?
>>702505091
jokes on you--I lost my virginity 5 years ago
Because I have a hormone deficiency and erectile dysfunction, no sex drive what so ever, whenever I have the chance I can't get it up.
>>702503702
Was a weirdo during school, missed the boat ever since.
Actually today, I have absolutely no problem talking to women, but I have no drive to steer the conversation into a romantic direction.
It just never came natural to me.
The Virgin Collector: Bring out yer virgins.
[a man puts a virgin on the cart]
Large Man with a Virgin: Here's one.
The Virgin Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I'm not a virgin.
The Virgin Collector: What?
Large Man with a Virgin: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I'm not a virgin.
The Virgin Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not a virgin.
Large Man with a Virgin: Yes he is.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Virgin Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with a Virgin: Well, he is, he's very ill. Too much 4chan.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with a Virgin: No you're not, you'll be a virgin ten years from now.
The Virgin Collector: Well, I can't take him if he isn't. It's against regulations.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with a Virgin: Oh, don't be such a virgin.
The Virgin Collector: I can't take him.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with a Virgin: Oh, do me a favor.
The Virgin Collector: I can't.
Large Man with a Virgin: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? Soon he will start shitposting and you'll see.
The Virgin Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've git another one.
Large Man with a Virgin: Well, when's your next round?
The Virgin Collector: Thursday.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go to the bar and get some pussy.
Large Man with a Virgin: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Virgin Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Virgin with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Virgin: Ah, thank you very much.
The Virgin Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with a Virgin: Right
When I was in Paris that was full of gorgeous girls I was an idiot who had read "the game" and didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I literally never even touched a girl. Both in Paris and in all over Italy I'd just stop a girl and ask for directions and she'd always drop whatever the fuck she was doing to walk me there while chatting me up. I was just being an autistic piece of shit who didn't do shit no matter what she did.
Today: I only go for skinny girls who beautiful and I live in a country where pretty much everyone is fat.
I go out there everyday for one hour 17PM-18PM trying to find a cute girl and to captivate her. I don't use inauthentic stupid game shit anymore. The main problem is that there aren't any attractive females in there. Just teens and fat women. If I have a confident smile when I stop a girl she stops and I can try to captivate her. The last time I saw a cute girl was few days ago. I got in front of her and was talking to her when I was overcome By this fear that she's too young (having had approached couple of teens lately). So, I had to ask her her age and she got really pissed off By it (26yr) and left. Didn't run after her and re-approach.
>>702505121
The blood isn't that bad.
She'll probably know as much as you lol porn isn't real sex
I basically dateraped a girl with alcohol and was confused on how slots work. Soooo my dick was soft and I was basically rubbing the upper part of her vagina with my dick. No insertion.
>>702503702
i'm very uncomfortable with my body and didn't desire sex until very recently. now i'd love to have a cock to suck but there won't be one for a long time. feels bad.
Because I'm ugly, broke, and probably have ass-burgers.
>>702503702
Sauce???
>>702505477
It doesnt for all of us M8
>>702503702
My ass is the only virgin I have.
>>702503702
I'm a massive pussy and am afraid of letting people get to know me as I have a lot of flaws such as my ocd. It's better for me to keep everyone at an arms length rather than appear weak.
I just don't talk to girls in my free time
>>702509683
not an excuse. why don't you talk to cute boys?
>>702503702
I'm too anti social and inept to fuck girls.
>>702503702
Because he's 13
>>702503702
Because I haven't picked out a decent hooker yet
Totally will though
>>702503702
cuz ive been nolifing for 5 years I got social problems,barely talk with people,and my knowledge about girls is approx zero.
>>702503702
Source?
>>702511329
no you won't
>>702511660
I was going to do it this week. Turned 23 recently so it's time to swallow my pride.
>>702503702
Because I'm fat
>>702511851
have fun
I guess because of self esteem issues. Also because i'm overweight, but i'm working on it. Not like it could fix my personality but maybe this is a step in the right direction...
>>702511851
Where are you from?
>>702512298
How old are you?
>>702512338
England. I found out about adultwork recently, otherwise I'd have no clue where to look.
>>702503702
i need sauce!
Lost it two days ago, almost 25
>>702506174
>17PM-18PM
how can you be so autistic anon?
>>702503702
Because I'm gay and if anyone around my area found out, I'd probably be hunted.
>>702512693
What'd you think?
>>702503702
Nobody fucking cares if I am. So I don't.
![Doesn+t+matter+had+sex+oc_3e276b_3146983[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ANBMA2a.jpg "Doesn+t+matter+had+sex+oc_3e276b_3146983[1].jpg")
>>702507573
>>702504912
Paedo alert.
>be me
>grew up miserable and depressed
>gay, because I needed to be even weirder in peoples eyes
>family hated me, super republican/christian living in Texas, all that shit, sure I don't have to explain to /b/tards
>never took care of my body
>overweight
>never felt love, wanted to die, so why bother trying to look good?
>met someone awesome
>wanted desperately to ask them out
>become more active
>join a swim team at local gym
>shave head, swim laps etc...
>2 years later lose 80 pounds
>finally skinny/fit
>decide I want to look my best and ask this person, my best friend, out
>let hair grow back first, of course
>bald spot shows up
>gay bald bottom fag is never a good look no matter how fit
I'm done.
>>702512858
not person who posted but it's okay but ultimately a waste of time, and after you've had enough of it you move on to something with more progression
New MMO, video game, studies etc.
Once you win it's not a big deal anymore.
>>702504111
Nice trips
>>702513121
balding is normal. just stand to it and it won't put anybody off. if your really desperate go to a doctor and ask for an anti-androgen like finasteride for example. it stops balding completely.
>>702513244
Yeesh. I feel bad for you.
Sex literally never gets old. GF and I have been dating for 9 years and we basically have a standing order to fuck every other night. It sounds boring and clinical but we have it so that we don't get complacent like other couples do.
It's still fucking awesome every time. The moans of pleasure and her wet pussy tightening around my rock hard dick letting me know she's cumming. The best.
Sometimes it seems like a chore before we get started, but it always feels like it was worth it when we're sweaty and flushed at the end.
>>702512858
Kissing was nice, it was new thing too. Sex pretty much does not feel as amazing as you'd imagine when you're younger. It's nice but I guess more practice will make it more enjoyable.
>>702503702
Kissless 20 year old virgin here. Closest I've got is flirting with another girl and she kept flirting with me. How screwed am I?
>>702503702
Tube.getthelube.com
>>702513454
You can stop it or slow it down but you can't reverse it without surgery that is expensive as fuck and usually doesnt last.
I can only maintain what is already on the way out. Not worth it.
I waited too long without caring, this is the price I must pay. Spend the rest of my (hopefully short) life alone.
fat ugly cripple
>>702504981
My dream right here anon. If she's also a virgin maybe she won't notice how autistic I am with people.
>>702505121
>blood
>not a turn on
>>702503702
multiple chances, i sm super sared of stds though and can't go through with it. It was an unforseen spaghetti problem
>>702513552
don't feel bad, I had a great time with it, and maybe I'll go back to that someday, but I want to experience lots of new things in my life first
If you're in your early 20's, it is easier to find sex than you think. There are women in their 40's all over the place that would get a thrill at the thought of taking your virginity.
Because i hardly have time to sleep because of work and can't afford time for sex sadly
>>702513934
>don't feel bad, I had a great time with it, and maybe I'll go back to that someday, but I want to experience lots of new things in my life first
Fair enough. I wish you happiness on your journey!
or some gay ass shit like that.
Why do people hate virgins?
>>702513656
don't be a drama queen, bald guys can be hot as fuck! if you're fit you're fine.
>>702514245
No idea anon. I don't know how people can tell I'm one but they just can. I guess I'll just move to a cabin in Siberia. Beats getting ridiculed every day.
>>702514245
You don't have to hate something to make fun of it.
>>702514402
Dude that sucks. I hate being a virgin too bro.
>>702514491
Dude not every virgin is a weeb, MRA, feminazi, or SJW
>>702514763
I'm not even fat, ugly or anything like that either. I'm in good shape and have a great job. Just the personality of a rag.
>>702515024
That sounds like my life bro. I run and lift. I'm not ugly or fat and I don't have any obnoxious habits.
>>702503702
i'm 22yo and a virgin because i am only 4" erect
>inb4 any and all insults or 'get over it'
any advice /b/?
>>702503702
>fat
Check
>poor
Check
>persoanlity
Boring.
I wonder why.
>>702515219
Become an hero
>>702503702
>Wasn't allowed friends as a child so my social skills are fucked.
>Ugly overweight cunt.
>Mental problems either leave me unapproachable, angry and violent off my meds or stoned out of my gourd when I'm on them.
>Hormones are messed up, no sex drive.
>Tough to get a hard on even though I'm only 22
>Alcoholic
There's plenty more and I'm sure there's shit I don't even notice. Hope being a wizard is worth it.
>>702515238
All of that is personal chooises
>>702515219
>only 4" erect
Yikes.
I guess I'd say that for the most part girls don't care about cock size I think.
I'm 8 inches and was nothing special in bed until I learned to fuck correctly from an older woman.
>>702514230
you give off a beta vibe
for some reason i never knew how to approach a girl. i mean im not socially akward, i have friends that are girls, and i know at some point some of them liked me but i never did anything about it and at this point i dont know how
>>702515645
What did the older woman tell you?
I got work, I got things inside my head that I want to do like hobbies, and I'm not sure what 'Love' is anymore. I can't find a good reason to find a significant other. Other than having sex. Don't get me wrong, I find girls attractive. It is just hard for having this kind of mindset.
>>702515645
>I learned to fuck correctly
enlighten me.
>>702515817
Honestly, stuff that should have been embarrassingly obvious. Such as;
At least make an effort to go down on her each time, if she doesn't want it, that's cool, move on.
Girls generally don't like to be jackhammered for several minutes until the guy comes. Pay attention to what speed/depth/intensity she is responding to.
If you're fucking at an angle where you can rub the clit and you have a free hand, rub the fucking clit.
If a girl is clawing your back, she probably wants to be choked or something (lightly).
>>702506174
You know we're allowed to fuck 15yo right?
>>702514346
uh, not really if you consider yourself a bottom. It's basically like a woman going bald, what guy would want you?
>>702515219
When you get to the point with a woman that she wants to fuck it's because of who you are and how you acted and how you looked at her and how you make her feel. They don't see you as being a different thing from your dick. Your dick is you. She's not fucking your dick, she's fucking you. You gotta weld that understanding into your brain or else you'll have issues in your relationships.
I brought this up with the first four girls I slept with. In each situation it was when we were hanging out having a good time and started light touching. Like hands and arms. Then you kiss and it's a snowball effect from there. While you are making out you need to realize the girl is already getting wet. So consider this perspective, when they are at this stage and I know my dicks about to be pulled out I mention that it's not that big. I'm 6 ft so I fear them having this idea I'm gonna have a big dick and then be let down. I fear seeing that in their eyes when they see it. But each time I brought it up to them they are caught off guard and snapped out of their lust mindset. Three of the girls told me "Shut up" and the other told me to stop talking as she tried to get her mind back on track with the making out and touching.
Why?
Because at the stage of lust that proceeds getting your dick out a girl already likes you and is wanting to have that experience of you on top of her and her getting fucked. They want to get laid and they want to have a fun time and to give you a good time because they like you. You don't change as a person to someone once they see what kind of nipples you have or dick because you have all that personal experience connecting with this human being leading up to this moment.
Not only should you stop worrying about what you can't change, stop thinking about it being an issue completely. Erase that way of thinking.
>>702516520
This is gold gentlemen.
>>702516520
holy shit thanks for taking the time, anon
yeah i know it's all psychological but i can't just snap the fuck out of it, what do you think i can do to?
>>702516520
You're the man, anon.
>>702516763
how 'bout avoiding shallow sluts and get yourself a sweetheart, hard to find but not impossible
>>702505092
Damn I had so much hope for you reading that
>>702503702
Don't even what the slightest chance in hell to have a child. I'm think of going to a whore house and get it over with a professional to just get it over thigh though.
>>702503702
Because Im ugly, Im not a smooth-talker and I am a failure in life. And I have already accepted the fact that I will never get laid. So I dont even try anymore. Anything else you want to know? And yes, Im too scared to have sex with a prostitute.
I havent been laid in 3 weeks and im dying, I dont understand how you guys do it.
>>702503702
source for this scene?
>>702517199
you forgot to add "and I live on 4chan"
>>702503702
Haven't been a virgin for 15 years. Lost it when I'd just turned 18.
>>702516520
Beautiful.
>>702503702
Too autistic to realise when a girl shows interest only to realise it several years later
>>702512610
x-art "take me now" she is daphne/erika black
>>702517488
The story of my life..
>>702503702
Because i'm fat and ugly and socially inept and highly irritating and i don't like leaving my house.
Also i'm 35 so at this point in life i wouldn't know what to do if presented with a vagina and it's far too late to admit that without losing what little remains of my dignity.
>>702515363
Start exercising and eating heathily.
Every day.
Watch "fat, sick and ready to die".
Stop drinking as your confidence and strength build. Join some clubs, being social takes practice like eveything in life.
Lose the medication when you feel ready.
If that isn't possible, tell your doctor or change your doctor for a new one, and say you have no sex drive.
Make them change the medication or e!Iiminate it.
Ask for a hormone blood test, to check how things are. Have it sorted out.
22 isn't old. I reached manhood at 31. Wizard status was an illusion, sex isn't a big deal.
Because I don't know how to talk to girls, even though I know I like them.
May be autistic...
>>702517223
We're too autistic to talk to girls
>>702515712
>betas on a hungarian golf ball licking imageboard
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED
Extremely low sex drive (at least that is what doctors have told me)
>>702516520
Awesome post. Hope this becomes a pasta.
Each lad should be told this when he's young, no matter what.
because I'm autistic and have severe assburgers
>>702503702
>
nobody finds me attractive enough.
>>702516986
>how 'bout avoiding shallow sluts and get yourself a sweetheart, hard to find but not impossible
>not impossible
>not all girls are shallow sluts
you're a virgin aren't you
>>702518360
Go to a new doctor, ask to be referred to a urologist and an endocrinologist if necessary.
Have a hormone blood test.
Tesodterone, oestrogen, LH, prolactin and so on.
There's very likely a fixable reason why it is low.
Sort it out.
>>702518373
i think porn is to blame for fucking up young lads minds these days
>>702517223
I don't understand how are you so in need of it.
I haven't had sex in 4years soon and have no interest to have sex. Fapping is million times better. Sex is an ordeal for little reward and waaaaaaaayyyy overrated and time consuming.
>>702503702
Does blowjob count?
>>702517117
>get it over with
this is sad example of how our culture rots kid's brains.
>>702518728
Well, they seem to think it is more of a psychological thing.
Being 38 and being a virgin its great !!!
>>702518901
>Fapping is million times better.
Have you ever had a woman dripping wet and on your cock moan and scream to "fuck her harder" even though she never swears in ordinary life?
Fapping can't top that shit bro.
>>702503702
because i hadnt sex yet
>>702518741
That too.
Ruined me for a long time. Then I stopped and things improved, my brain felt clear and I lost all the pseudo fetishes I had collected.
Only problem, a year and a half ago my testicles atrophied overnight to half size. Lost all libido and feel tired all the time.
Seen a dozen specialists and no answer, no trearment.
I've read a lot, so i can maybe help with other people's straight forward problems.
I feel like I'm 80 and life has passed me by.
>>702518901
Having sexual contact is beneficial to you in almost every way. It builds communication, character, and social understanding. Really you are missing out.
>>702518310
Also im gay so getting laid is cray easy.
>>702519170
You got that shit from a porno, that does not happen in real life, bro.
>>702519270
>Also im gay so getting laid is cray easy.
Haha, I've always been a bit jealous of gay guys for this.
>>702519270
>im gay so getting laid is cray easy
i've always envied my fag m8's for that
>>702515219
I'm 4.5 erect and I do just fine.
You wont be able to fuck rando sluts in bars, but If you find a nice girl who genuinely likes you it shouldn't be a big problem. If your personality is shit you might be in trouble tho.
>>702519336
It does if you're doing it right. Don't know what to tell you bud.
>>702519109
One easy test for that, do you have morning erections?
Do you have nighttime erections? (this can be tested with a machine)
Do you have erections from masturbation?
If you have no boners at all, it is physical.
Have they done blood tests, checked your testosterone and so on?
i'm a virgin cus as a child my penis and testicles were cut off by my father
>>702503702
Don't really give a shit.
>>702519412
Gay guy living in the American south. Not that easy.
>virgin
>>702519270
>Having sexual contact is beneficial to you in almost every way. It builds communication, character, and social understanding. Really you are missing out.
The fake slight douchebag "confidence" communication that you use to get girls just makes you look like a douchebag to everyone else just so you know.
>>702519425
dripping wet is very unlikely no matter what you do.
>>702519437
>not sure if true but if so jesus christ I'm sorry and may I ask if you still experienced changes at puberty?
>>702519361
>>702519412
Dont be too jealous, at the end of the day tail is expensive if you get aids or herpes. That goes for everyone but since we bang so much our risk is higher.
>>702519437
really?
>>702519651
That's true. I've been fucking the same girl for 6 years and things are really nice.
>>702519572
You clearly didnt read the part where I said I was picking up boys. Also, ive been with one guy for 5 years. Being a frat boy who fucks everyone that moves, and building a relationship built on communication and knowing what each other likes is really different.
>>702519270
>Having sexual contact is beneficial to you in almost every way. It builds communication, character, and social understanding. Really you are missing out
That is good for you but no everyone is weak like you and think that everybody functions the same.
>>702519170
That sounds disgusting to be honest.
>>702503702
I'm socially retarded
>talk to girls
>flirt with girls
>have fun while hanging out
>most of them already have bfs
>other ones value our friendship
I wish my parents had just gotten the abortion seriously I have no fucking clue what I'm doing wrong
>>702519904
Keep trying. Talk8ng with these ones is good practice.
Do the same with a new girl and you'll have success.
>>702503702
Because I'm saving myself for you!
>>702519904
Be really outgoing and kind of a dick but in a "joking" way. If you're under the age of 25 you will be a magnet for pussy.
>>702504111
Noice
>>702504244
That sounds like the saddest thing ever
>>702519904
ask her out to something a bit special, more then come over and hang out. take her to dinner and talk then go some where fun to help get her excitement level up then go for a move. if you act like a good guy friend then you will be treated like a good guy friend ("gay" male best friend).
>>702503702
I beg every girl to have seks with me but no matter how hard I try they all say no, I even ask them to pay and they slap me because they say I think they prostitutes
>>702519650
i just grew about 20cm but thats all, my face still looks like a kid's and i don't have much hair growth
>>702520083
Also don't be hideous and dress well.
>>702518901
>>702519170
I also feel that fapping is better. It could have something to do with how messy my last relationship ended. I don't know. All I know is that fapping is a hell of a lot cheaper than pussy. And there is a 0% chance at getting a porn pregnant.
As soon as I bust a nut, I don't want the woman around anymore. With porn, all I have to do is close the window.
>>702519904
tell them if they have friends that they can hook you up.
Cause I'm 10
i keep being unlucky
yesterday i met a great girl at some festival, immediately getting along, we spend a nice time together talking and wandering
then we ran into her ex boyfriend
she started chatting about the good old time
i was left aside
i came back home when they started hugging and kissing
there is always a dumb shit situation when i meet a girl
like the universe doesn't want me to get a gf
it even had to make a accident happen
>>702516520
You win 4 internetz
>>702520255
Why didn't they put you on testosterone therapy, or at least growth hormone therapy.
because I'm a pussy and miss chances
>>702520350
Damn. Did you spend any money on her?
>>702520350
Keep trying, don't let,any obstacle stop you.
If she went back with her ex, she!s a retard and will have regretted it.
Find another. Maybe hang out in different places, where you will find a decent girl.
Library, book shop or some kind of social sport club., something you are interested in.
>>702520599
Just do it next time, there is nothing to lose.
Ask her out without hesitation, flirt without worrying about what you've said so much, go in for the kiss.
Don't think about having sex with her, it will happen on its own. Things escalate.
>>702503702
None of your business outlander !
Because I'm MGTOW.
>>702519270
Yeah cause girls like gay guys.
does taking it in the ass count?
>>702515219
You should watch so much porn.
Welcome to reality, where decent girls don't watch porn and wont even care about your cock unless it's a micro penis.
What's wrong with being a virgin, you're literally immune from catching STDs from dirty cunts as long as you stay one.
>>702503702
im poor and lazy
>>702503702
Cuz I'm Grand Wizzard
I was once like you are now, a sexless, kissless untouchable.
After I hit 30 I decided to change that. I turned to ladies of the night, and what a night it was. Over the course of a weekend, I banged 6 whores all over Copenhagen,
You guys can do it too. You don't have to be virgins. All it takes is cash.
Cause I'm in an engineering class in a technical university after graduating a technical school.
Entire life is a sausage fest
Has any one been asked this from a girl you're trying to get laid with?
>Is your cock big?
Because I have, and I have a decent sized cock, but what if I didn't? How would you manage that question?
>>702516520
thank you anon you really cleared up some stuff for me (not op) but i too have a small dick a lil bigger then 4in but was always very shy about it nerve to try to fuck some girls that want me.
>>702521175
yes.
>>702513749
this
>>702521776
"I dunno, is yours?"
or
"See if it fits in your mouth"
"Feel for yourself"
"Is your cunt baggy?"
>>702521776
rubber up or you'll almost def catch something from that type of chick
>>702506139
haha , loved that sketch from Monty python
>>702522062
>"I dunno, is yours?"
what do you do if hers is bigger?
>>702522370
Have it surgically added to your own.
>>702519643
One of my girlfriends (polyamorous) does get dripping wet. It takes about 15-30 minutes of teasing but she's so sexually inclined it's crazy. The other doesn't really ever get that wet. It just varies from person to person.
>>702520130
TOP KEK
>>702504912
le u kys fgot ahahaha xDDD
>>702503702
I'm not anymore. I lost it to an escort when I was 24.
Asexuality
>>702523416
my condolences
Because my fiancée, who I've been together for five years now, is quite probably asexual. Though it's more complicated than just that, because she's still very strongly attracted to me, physically too. She's given hope that things might be different some day.
>>702523503
Thanks pal. Its been rough.
>>702523506
how is she asexual if she is sexually attracted to you?
>>702503702
because I get anxious around girls, and huge groups of people. I also don't know how to talk to people, if any girl even showed interest in me, it would just go over my head. Pic related, the shit I have to put up with.
>>702503702
i'm not
I fucked a 3/10 asian hooker once too see what it was like. That's the only sex I've ever had. I kissed one of my girlfriends in high school once too.
>>702519083
I've come to that conclusion too anon. I grew up in a very religious family, no sex before marriage, etc. After getting hit from every side with the "you have to get laid line" I took a step back and said, why should it matter to any of these people what I do with my dick? It's my life. We've convinced people that their merit is based entirely on their sex life and, if this place is any indication, that can really fuck with you.
>>702523753
Go figure. Might be gray asexuality or something like that. We've made out and so on, but she won't go further than that. And it isn't anything religion related, nor is she "saving herself for marriage" in any other way either.
>>702524154
What was sex with the asian hooker like?
>>702503702
I've realised that I'm just a complete social potato
>>702517893
jesus christ you can't be serious
>>702519813
I know frat type guys who get laid right and left, but can't man up or be confident for shit when it matters. So I think you're onto something anon.
>>702503702
im only 18, im sure my time will come
>>702524400
It was weird, I didn't know wtf I was doing. Gave me an epic blowjob then hopped on top and did her magic. Finished with me on top missionary style. She gave me an hour even though I only payed for 30 min.
>>702524638
>only 18
holy shit
I'm not a virgin.
>>702519083
Muh holy priest, teach me thy ways of holy virginity
i'm trying to save myself for my wife some day. i only want to be with one woman and dedicate myself body and mind to her. got a blowjob on wednesday and she wanted me to put it in but i didn't want to. well i obviously had the desire to but my little heart said no
>>702524780
being 18 and virgin isnt that abnormal. many lose it in their 20's
>>702518901
"i haven't had sex in 4 years soon and have no interest to have sex"
You didn't have sex in 4 years and you probably never had good sex at all,
>>70252473
I'm on a first name basis with most of the hookers in my area. I'll gladly die alone before ever sticking my meat thermometer in one though. They smell worse than an elephant around here.
>>702525032
xD nice meme. whatever you need to tell yourself to get by
>>702516073
read.
>>702525061
>green text for response
newfag
>>702516520
luls this is why a slut don't fucking care who fucks, or if the guy have a 5 inch dick, for bitches that doesn't matter cuse a bitch only want sex, and then will go for every male only for fuck, even if you have a 10 inch cock, if your girl is a bitch, you're fucked.
Im 30 and never got sex and oribabky never will. Dunno why, im not even trying
>>702524638
Yup, that's what I like to pretend too.
>>702525018
I'll be glad to fuck her until you get married. What is her instagram or twitter?
Because I'm 13
Alright virgins in this thread i'm gonna explain some shit for you so that you can get a better grasp on why sex is good and why the sexually repressed and ugly people in this thread think that sex is overrated.
I was always socially awkward, typical /b/ visitor, but for some reason i was blessed with a good appearance that made me popular with the opposite sex, i could be shy and it would still be attractive (if you're rich or beautiful girls will find every treat of your personality better, they will like your personality more etc) so this shit allowed me to be a shy nice individual but still get laid without much of an effort.
Sex is not always magic, it's not always 10/10, it's always great though and it can be varied SO MUCH that one sex session never has to look like another one. The best sex seems to occur kind of radomly but it blows most experiences of this earth out of this window,
good sex is when you mix it up, good sex is when you notice all the details that is so fucking satisfying to experience, her expression when you enter her, the way her body reacts to you. The way her tits bounce to the rythm of your dick, the sounds she makes, the warmth of you both just blending together to create this hot mess. When she looks at you with this innocent look and you just flip her over and fuck her like she was a white trash whore whose biggest achievement in life was getting fucked like that.
and okay sex is still okay
19 and virgin here
>>702525018
You are a fucking asshole. No girl wants to slob your knob unless you are going to pleasure her cunt.
>>702503702
im ugly
>>702503702
>implying
>>702526331
no excuse, i lost my virginity at 11
>>702526331
MODS
>>702526362
This
Porn doesn't even arouse me, i get off on girls
>>702503702
I'm not but why are you a faggot OP
>>702526703
well, at least your dad had fun
>>702503702
>be me
>Can't talk to girls
>Find really cute girl
>She tells me I made her up in my head
>Believe her
>Only have eyes for her
>She doesn't want to text me
>>702526863
it was my uncle
>>702526703
Man, I wish I had lost my virginity before puberty hit with all the social retardation it gave me (not that it used to be much better before)
>>702527090
Is the next lame mindfuck of a movie from Ridley Scott or Christopher Nolan?
>>702519109
Just go to /fit/ and perma blast Test. Go to gym = double profit
>>702516520
dayum even with an 8incher i'm impressed by your post, well done anon
Autism
cause she doesn't want to such my dick due to being a 'survivor'
>>702528583
Survivor of what?
>>702528688
rape duh. I don't know anyone else who uses just the word 'survivor' if they meant survivor of something else
>>702529128
Unless he tried to kill her she's a victim, not a survivor.
>>702530468
bitches be crazy, they coin terms themselves alot recently, haven you heard?
rape victim with stockholm syndrome = best kinky sex ever?
