She flirts with you. What do?
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She flirts with you.
What do?
Throw my lunch in the opposite direction so it won't eat me
Convince her to come home with me, then fuck her.
Cum in my pants.
Hotdogging, followed by belly-secks.
>>702496641
receive blowjob, never call again.
fuck her. no one will find out
>>702496641
Tell her there's no way I can afford her dinner despite my six figure income.
>>702496641
Im curious if one girl in your female geouo of friends flirts and tries to make out with you but you dont like her, how do you tell her without sounding like an asshole
>>702496641
vomit and watch her cry.
>>702498082
>implying you have to like a girl to make out with her
>>702499005
She is very obsesive too and would probably stalk me afterwards
Let her fart on my dick before I anally hump her.
>>702499093
Start openly dating a girl that looks way better and more popular than her. Then start showing the obsesive girl more attention. She will realize that she is your side chick, and will play her role accordingly.
If your gf ever treats your wrong, you can talk the obsessive chick into killing her.
>>702496641
Try to reach scape velocity and flee
Eh, she doesn't seem gross in hygiene and she's got a nice face. I'd fuck her.
>>702500118
She's a porn star named Sara Aikawa. By economic necessity, she has to look attractive for her audience of fat fetishists.
>>702496641
Get blow job.
>>702500271
>implying that this only applies to the fat fetish
Start groping her fat buns
Make out with her butthole for hours
Letting her fart
turn 360 and walk away
tongue punch her fart-box
Offer her a large pizza and jack off as she eats it, before fucking her.
>>702496641
Man the harpoons of course
Buy her a cheese Burger
>>702500765
I bet her farts are absolute heaven.
Tell her she has a hole in her skirt and walk away.
Tell the village nobody goes hungry this winter.
>>702496641
>>702502062
I wouldn't do that if I were you. Did you hear about the man that was arrested because he told a woman that she had a "Kick me" sign on her back? He is now a registered sex offender.
>>702501768
Yess
That thunder butt
Would be so jiggly
>>702502545
So much fun to sniff up.
run
run away fast before she eats me
Full body black-rubber bondage suit that emphasizes her form.
smash cuz im black
>>702496641
fuck her because I have a thing for asians of all sizes.
>>702503338
Sexy outfit like this. It would show off her ass so well.
>>702503954
Seriously guys, imagine her in tight black rubber.
>>702504585
Imagine how good your dick would feel to creampie her with her riding you just like this.
>>702497388
lol this
>>702505212
Would likely be one massive orgasm.
>>702496641
fuck like pigs all week long. my type of asian. nice and thick but has good face and no flabs.
>>702504585
name? and does she do porn?
>>702506575
Sara Aikawa, and yes she does porn.
I've nicknamed her "The Waifu Of /b/" because threads of her can last an hour or more.
Her "out of the shower" look.
>>702507142
why are thick asians such a godsend? i need one. NEED ONE.
>>702496641
I'd activate all my thrusters and attempt to escape the event horizon.
I would man the harpoon.
>>702507499
Because they're exotic, especially if they're Japanese. Big Japanese women are pretty rare.
Though I've heard of Asians putting on weight when they come to the West to study and/or live.
report a beached whale
>>702499093
do this
>>702499728
>>702498082
tell her you don't want a relationship and that's it, if she doesn't listen properly then shut her ass down, tell her to fuck off
Hit it of course!
pussy is pussy, don't act like you'r too good to fuck her. You get laid. whats the problem?
>>702507142
>>702496641
she looks so bored and unamused because all the dicks she fucks are too small for feeling any kind of pleasure.
she needs a huge BBC and she will go crazy, i gurantee it.
>>702507142
More like her "out of the ocean" look
>>702508767
She's wasted on Japanese men. They don't hump her with any damn energy or technique.
They should fucking her till her eyes roll back into her head and her tongue hangs out.
>>702509435
like this?
asians are nymphos, jap men dont know this. this is why there sex rate is so damn low.
>>702509733
My dick isn't big but I'd fuck her a lot harder than the Japanese dudes in her pornos.
God I wish feedee culture would take off in Japan.
Japanese women blimp so well.
Curse the fat tax and their healthy diets.
>>702509733
Why don't the women just tell them?
Wow, 3 hour thread so far.
>>702510550
you killed it
>>702511439
Sure I did. Posts suddenly dry up because I point out how long a thread has lasted.
Stupid reason for a thread to end.
>>702496641
could be worse i guess,flirt back
>>702496641
As the feminazi overlords have dictated, if an unattractive man flirts sexually with a woman, he's automatically a predator engaging in public sexual harassment, so I apply the same rule with genders reversed and start yelling stuff like that she needs to leave and stop bothering me.
