>The power to reunite the German empire under a single flag but only on Tuesdays.
Ability to read one persons mind for a month. Completely random. You can read their mind and communicate with them, but you have no idea who it's going to be next. And this will only last for one month and you will completely lose all ability to read that persons mind ever again.
>Oooga booga booga ooga click click
That's useful if you want to rob somebody. You don't understand this game. Please make your superpower be "You can use 4chan whenever you want except when people are on 4chan" asshole.
The power to turn invisible but only when nobody is looking.
The power of giving people an itch they can't scratch
The ability to know everything in the world - cold fusion, absolute zero, world peace, what women want - and teach it.
But you're stuck in a world where no one will listen and nothing but you're brain works when you try to explain these things to anyone else. The only guy who can understand you is >>702493612
the white/blue on top right means that if I masturbate with my eyes closed I have the best body ever, that's not so bad, also if I am fucking with a blindfolded partner after I explain the situation
sign me in
Person, I do not know how familiar you are with the common dimesticated feline. But science as proven them to be very selfish creatures with a extremly high amount of free will. Not intelligetn, but not enough fuks to give to the human race XD
You need the ability to know perfect grammar, son. On top of knowing that those things are trivial to "everything in the world"-scope concerns. Even I could teach absolute zero, fuck.
The ability to post to a thread on 4chan
So I would be able to attract that underage tomboy which is Bullet from The Killing? Fucking great
Because it's the ability to be happy, not the ability to remain happy.
If you can be happy, you know something else than sadness, banality, or passion. That means, of all those general miasmas, happiness is the one coveted feeling that you can never keep.
And that may make you more sad, or passionate, or destitute. As opposed to knowing nothing else than sadness, anger, or (undetermined), and being perfectly content with life.
"Hello Steve, my name is Dan and i'm from the witness protection program. Please come this way"
"Ummm, how did you ev..."
"No time to explain Steve, just follow me into this alley"
"This place looks dangero.."
"Oh my god Steve, behind you, a cat!"
*Stab the fuc out of Steve while head is turned*
*Proceed to loot body*
I don't think that makes sense.
For if I choose to use that power for an extended period of time, or even forever if I feel like it, where is the drawback? I can be happy for the rest of my life and not give a shit anymore.
Distinguishing being and remaining is not a valid point.
>can't lose heat in a vacuum
But we didn't specify as to whether or not you can choose to use the power for an extended period of time prior to this.
It just says: the ability to be happy. The state of being isn't implied to be fixed, because it says
>not the ability to remain
The ability to be happy isn't something that remains, conventionally speaking, otherwise it would have said
>the ability to remain happy
Happiness is a state. In a purported system like the one we are said to occupy, most states don't withstand entropy- they change. Happiness can be said to be nothing more than an electrochemical process within a network of self-assembling matter, therefore... it happens, and then it's gone.
I'd of thought that was a valid observation to make.
If not specified, there is no limit to power usage.
To be is a state. That is the definition of the word.
To be hungry equals "I am hungry" and you are hungry for a period of time, not just a millisecond.
Maybe I'm not communicating it right
The present participle of
in that it is meant to convey that something is of equal meaning, or shares identity with something. Not similarity, but identity. The exact sameness.
Let's say you were in a state of happiness for a period of time that is most certainly not a millisecond- rather, the remainder of your life.
How do you measure that happiness, if you are currently (and then forever) "happy" without any other experiences, or changes in state to make the sensation of happiness relevant or poignant? Besides past experiences, which, with time, will become distant and seem almost unrelatable due to the decay of memory?
Do you also have the power of quasi-immortality and perfect memory? Because if not, I think the result of this power would be a human being lying on the ground, comatose, with most of their neural connections severed in exchange for pure hedonistic bliss, and complete unawareness, due to the fact that the "happy levels" need to be outdone whenever the sensation becomes dull. Then death.
Your name is Sweatio McFunkle and you have acid sweat that loses its power as soon as it leaves your pores
The ability to read mindes, but only when the person who is having there mind read is pooping.
The ability to count to seven on /b/ uninterrupted
The power to get a medium amount of cash on any shit tier mmo rpg onde
Magical powers to summon a cold cheeseburger, usable onde per month. It cannot be heated
Wear tons of bullet proof gear, possibly a mech or something if possible, get a job in the military, be at front line as a human shield, literally nothing can stop a battle as long as you're in it.
The ability to know the answers to any test of your choosing, but you're not able to communicate them and will always fill in the wrong answer if you complete the test.
>always trying to predict when you are going to try to predict something
>always trying to predict when you are trying to predict when you are going to predict something
>always trying to predict when you are trying to predict always trying to predict when you are trying to predict always trying to predict when you are trying to predict always trying to predict when you are trying to predict always trying to predict when you are trying to predict when you are going to predict something
dubs, and woh pretty heavy. It would take a few fucks before you figured that out, so like 5 or 6 people you knew would die before you knew there was a correlation. Good story idea, pic unrel
The ability to make others shit uncontrollably at any time. However, it only works while you're asleep and dreaming.
The ability to manifest your dreams into reality, like nightmares and sex dreams- but you can't experience the reality because you're sleeping soundly and it effects the people you're dreaming about.
The ability to lick pussy, causing uncontrollable orgasm, but you're a flaming fag boy who thinks it looks like tuna & won't go near it.