Waifu claiming thread. Maid edition Previous:>>702477370
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Waifu claiming thread.
Maid edition
Previous:>>702477370
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>you must wait longer before deleting your post
fuck
>>702486982
GOG actually. i'll get a refund in about a week if i can't get it running.
>>702487061
>uncharted
Still need to check that out actually.
>>702487126
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
YOUR NOT MY REAL MOM! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
>best feminine robot claimed.
Taiga! (Re)Claimed!
>>702487293
Beep Boop
>>702487325
Claimu
>>702486982
Well you can talk to me about whatever you feel like, i don't mind.
Oh, things are starting up again for you? that's a shame, sorry to hear that.
>>702486594 Nui
What I mean is, change most of the things in the game, like Characters, Music, Stages, stuff like that.
>>702486682 Jenny
>unless nintendo pulled an N64 on the gamecube
What do you mean by that?
>>702486969 Sachii?
Thanks.
I'm here
>>702487460
no need for the ? :3
>>702486154
Nope, not quite.
I'll try again now, I guess.
Have a good one for me.
>>702487126
>Remember to get enough sleep!
Instructions not clear, 6:41 AM right now.
>>702487431
>>702487367
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>>702487460
bascially, Nintendo was total cuck with the N64 programming so no one knows how to emulate it properly. Most games need special programming to run right. Zelda and kazooie is fine but obscure titles aren't.
>i will never play EVA64 on an emulator
Good Morning everyone
Man these threads are so fucking sad lol
Claiming Felix
>>702487293
Uncharted's quite an excellent serie! Filled with action and adrenaline!
Claiman
>>702487581
>>702487554
Go sleep
I should also sleep 10:44 am right now
>>702487617
>Rolling for Sachi's hair�
Her hair is mine you cunt
>>702487619
Mornin
>>702487620
I SAID BEEP BOOP
>>702487293
>Can't get it running
Huh? You mean you regret buying it because it's not working?
>>702487438
Yes I know you dont mind because you're a good friend but it doesn't change the site we are on
Yes I think we don't be seeing much of each other
Maybe in weekends
>>702487680
lol xd i know right
>>702487718
YOU SIR DESERVE THE TOP-TIER WAIFU AWARD 2016!
>>702487680
t.chen
>>702487781
close enough
>>702487546
I'll try not to next time
>>702487554
Thank you. Make sure to get at least some sleep for me.
Goodluck for tomorrow.
>>702487617
That's pretty fucked up.
Did that come along with the massive banwave of N64 emulation or something?
I remember a couple sites got hit with takedown notices.
>>702487780
>>702487619
o shit
>>702487708
I'll have to get out my ps3 sometime. Still need to play Last of Us too
@702487680
no u
>>702487781
re-rolling
>>702487801
yep, crashes on the starfield and fucks up my computer, everything tabs out every 5 seconds. not just the game mind you, every window open does it now.
>>702487718
Is this hell girl?
>>702487919
no? but it totally is
bae pls
>>702487822
Thanks fam
>>702487933
>>702487930
good memes
>>702487947
fook off
my waifu
>>702487956
no
>>702487955
Yes sir.
>>702488048
safbsgkdlbdf;g
fine.
>>702487961
For a certain time, Ai was my waifu! So I feel kinda proud and happy to see someone else love here :')
>>702487930
yeah, mostly Coolrom. but it went to shit anyway since you need an extension to download from it now.
>>702488048
R O L L I N G F O R H A I R
>>702487460
Replacing a lot of the music and stages, but adding characters and costumes rather than replacing anybody.
>>702487617
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>>702487801
Aww, well thanks, it's a shame we can't talk more about it then though, but i hope things work out.
You mean Saturdays?
shes not perfect but shes mine
>>702488114
I appreciate your compliment and tastes.
>>702488149
M Y H A I R
>>702488109
good
>>702488277
no wifes are perfect
>>702488277
i appreciate your dubs anon, but last night she sucked me and i blown my load in her.. she also took it up the ass
>>702488372
Except for mine! (And Ai's)
>>702487554
As I was saying, Ruri.
>>702488277
She's a cute.
>>702487947
Oh shit, that sucks
You better refund that shit
Asshole of a game
>>702488086
I see
Well welcome i guess
>>702488248
It's fine, me being here already means a lot
And sundays as well, when I'm free and can stay up late enough to talk
Family night again. Sundays are slways family night.
>>702488248
>Your w`�������������
wut?
>>702488372
GIMME HAIR
>>702488667
I gonna refund and wait for it to get cheaper. i'm gonna get Elite instead.
>>702488411
wew
>>702488468
No, maybe perfect to you
>>702488882
N E V E R
E
V
E
R
Stop killing my fun, Ruri anon.
SAPIENT_LIFE_DETECTED/
INITIATE_PROGRAM/ @RAHU/\CLAIM
[Prepare_<edgelord> protocol]
>>702488958
just maybe
>>702488998
>program edgelord
Hello Shiro/Chara.
>>702488998
Edgelord tripcode prepared
>>702489017
NO
sup desu
>>702488667
Ah, well. that's good to know.
Not sure if i'll be here next sunday but that could change.
>>702488882
You can take a guess from what you have there.
>>702487781
Morning, how are you anon?
>>702487947
Oh shit
>>702488998
Edgelord tripcode prepared
>>702489232
doll fucker desu
>>702489177
no u. i wanna fuck that hair
>>702489232
Shinku better doll
>>702489268
>your waifu ???
i can't tell
>>702489308
Waddup?
>>702489268
Sunday after that?
I'm not planning on leaving
>>702489308
Very tired
How are you chara?
>>702489383
Well she is mine
so fuck off
>>702489071
FALSE_ACCUSITION
CLAIMING_RAHU
>>702489177
[ acknowledged ]
>>702489312
[ acknowledged ]
[RAHU/_\ DOWNLOADING...]
>>702489383
Nothing man, weekend for me, so I'm playing games
>>702489488
I'm fine, thanks. Nothing to do is quite relaxing.
Why don't you go to sleep if you're tired?
>>702489383
>your waifu a shit
But i'm jesting, she's pretty cute.
>>702489449
Possibly, but my sundays are never well.
>>702488882
>Elite
dont know it
what kind of game
>>702489268
you up to anything?
i just switched back so filenames are back
>>702489617
whats wrong with your sundays man?
i mean its sunday now right?
>>702489563
>Custom Robo
good taste
>>702489617
you better be
>>702489655
Open world spaceship rpg. Bascially no mans sky but focused on comabt instead of survival. And you can't go to planets. at least i think. it should work since it's really light on GPU's.
>>702489593
Just chilling then?
Strawberry smoothies are great
Beauty's in the eye of the beholder op always for all people and the toys and games and studies u like r just s reflection of urself and ur one true love and soulmate
>>702489655
Same as before, listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHGjbkJs51Y
>>702489703
It's always noisy or busy, sun isn't up yet so things are fine at the moment.
>>702489814
Can you not tell?
>>702489814
oh sounds pretty cool
hope it doesnt kill your potato
>>702489852
i prefer banana
made it yourself?
>>702489814
Exactly. Relaxing
>>702489749
COMPLIMENT_ACCEPTED/
INITIATE_PROGRAM/thanks\
>>702489852
/RAHU\_<agreed>
INSTALLATION_IN-PROGRESS\
>>702490000
Cant argue with quads. Banana and choc is preferred on my end though.
My sister in law made it but she aint drinking it.
Fresh strawberries too.
>>702489996
i don't like to imagine people would insult my waifu
>>702490000
from what I've heard, except for in hangars people can get a smooth 60 on shitty GPU's. but the 840m is pretty good anyway.
>hoooory sheeeeet
>>702490108
Nice belly
>>702489996
>super mario rpg
oh shit that game was so amazing, favourite snes game easily
great soundtrack as well
im sorry to hear about that, so you are saying we cant really talk normally this day. just today is an exception?
>>702490232
>>hoooory sheeeeet
??
i hope it works out
you up to anything?
>>702490191
never tried banana and choc, sounds really amazing i should give it a shot
damn thats pretty good, why isnt she drinking though?
>lewd
>>702490164
>>702489814
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>>702490232
Well neither do i, but plenty of people have a terrible opinion.
>>702490438
It all depends on what happens but usually it isn't good.
>>702490438
She doesnt like fruits or vegetables. Its not sweet enough.
>that aint lewd...
>>702490594
The correct phrase is you're waifu a shit
Gotta do it right man
>>702490438
I was talking about your get
>up to anything?
not really, probably gonna sleep soon.
>>702490559
i can't even
>>702490594
fair enough. people will always have shit taste
Gonna go to sleep. i need a good rest after sleeping in so late.
>>702490594
oh damn im sorry
care to tell what does happen?
>>702490676
>licking a pole while liquidcomes from her crotch region
it is pretty lewd to me, at least a wew worthy
fruits not sweet enough...
uh i think she might be having a stroke?
>>702490819
oh i didnt realise it until rory told me
>im retarded
oh okay im gonna walk doggo so goodnight to you
>walking doggo later peeps
>>702490559
YOUR_TRANSLATION:
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>>702490819
IT_APPEARS_HE_DOESNT_UNDERSRAND_BINARY/
INSTALLATION_COMPLETE!
>>702490920
She likes things sweet. And salty.
And thats all blood from the kills.
>have fun with dogger
>>702490676
Surely you jestin!
>>702490819
Indeed. goodnight then!
>>702490920
Not your fault at all, usually the family wants to do something and things get really loud, doesn't help that they all behave like children.
>>702491135
Nah m80
You're waifu a shit
:^)
>Rory-sama
>>702490975
May i push the red button?
>>702491224
I hope you happen to be speaking in a joking manner.
>>702491325
I never joke m9
:^)
>Rory-sama
>>702491405
HAHA
I KNOW THIS WAS YOURS
"An unimportant anon" my ass
Fucking rory
>chen
>>702491405
Then something must be terribly wrong on your end.
>>702491228
RAHU_HAS_MANY_BUTTONS,_MANY_ARE_RED.
ALL_ARE_DANGEROUS/
>>702491562
>pushes all of them
>>702491506
I saved it but it wasn't mine
I had to
I asked for the You're waifua shit one.
Pretty sure Kirino asked for Straya
>>702491534
I know. Im upside down
:^)
>>702491623
=CONFUSION=
Why?
>>702491861
You're sure about that?
>>702491861
Even your taste it seems.
>>702491947
About which one? Me being upside down or who asked for Straya?
>>702492054
Shut up.
>>702492176
You only encourage the cheeky brat.
>>702492043
>>702492176
Oh my. Someones getting rankled
:^)
>>702492176
no u
>>702492283
Hey, I was just kidding with you.
I'm not fighting.
>>702492283
I'm not him ya git.
>>702492381
I know you aren't
Just having fun
>>702492390
You still seem a little rankled
:^)
>>702492514
Don't scare me like that.
>>702492514
I only feel confused and tired at the moment.
>>702492618
Then my job is done
>>702492608
You should know that I only make emoticon faces when Im being a cheeky cunt
>>702492699
I hate emoticon faces.
>>702492699
I felt that way before we spoke though, you missed what i said earlier.
>>702492699
Rory, get the fuck out of Australia!
>>702492753
:^)
>>702492753
I know
>>702492780
No, I got it. You were giving Jenny shit. I just reversed it on you. Simple.
>>702492800
You got the money to move me over to you guys?
>>702492800
No.
>>702492936
Do you?
>>702492936
What? we were getting along fine.
What do you mean by you got it? the whole thing with sundays correct?
>>702493143
No. More referring to the you're waifu a shit thing. But I get how Sundays can be bad. It was a great morning but then it just got miserable.
>>702492989
I do
>>702493485
Fuck off, Sachi.
>>702492936
I've got about 3 orange Tic Tacs and a candy bar. Will that work?
>>702492989
Fine. No fun allowed.
>>702493277
As i said before i was jesting, i'm not the kind of guy to actually do that.
On another note i'm feeling dizzy so i should go now.
>>702493516
Ill only do it for a whole pack of Minion tic tacs and a tin of Milo.
>>702493616
Rest well
dogger walk was fun, bad weather means no one is out there and i can let him run without a leash. i needed that
>>702491111
kinda weird but tastes differ
but she is still licking pole, you can deny it
you up to anything?
>>702491135
you seem to have a lot issues with your family
i mean no offence but ever thought of moving out?
>>702493616
oh i see
later nui
hope we get to talk from time to time
>>702494177
Licking pole /= lewd
Trying to get to sleep. Early start tomorrow. Music keeps going to the ones that keep me up.
>>702494386
Turn off the music.
>>702494386
perhaps my kinks are weird
maybe adjust your playlist a bit
where you actually are able to sleep
maybe some classical, that always works for me
>>702494495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-8A3mOIio
>>702494803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdS3WVYr834
good morning?
>>702494803
roleplayer
I'm gonna play a comp match or two in overwatch then head to bed
>>702494923
I've been here all night. Just kinda... lurkish.
>Good song though.
>>702495009
>Implying I RP.
>>702495083
Good luck Cat, sorry again.
>>702495358
I'm not a cat?
>>702494923
good morning Yuno
>>702495358
It's okay senpai! And thanks
>felix-anon
>>702495358
oh okay, dont feel like talking or whats up?
>thanks im into the eminem vibe
>>702495419
hey anon
>>702495531
Are you going to tease me with the knife today?
>>702495573
i feel like you are bit too much into it
>>702495633
I will ask every time I see you on the frontpage until you do it.
>>702495735
then you are gonna have a bad time
this thread is on front a lot
and i will not comply
>thread is dead so maybe it wont be front for a very long time
>>702487126
tfw I have a real life tsunedere maid crush and just gave me a mean look last week.
>>702495415
Nope. You're clearly a Doge!
>>702495531
Ehhh, kinda just in a bizarre mood.
Learned that I may have been a tad too trusting lately.
>Also had someone that has owned one for 7 years tell me RX7s are absolutely TERRIBLE daily drivers, so it kinda shot my hopes of one.
He did say Supras were very good though, but I should be prepared to have to work on them a bit, and need the know how and tools to fix them before delving in.
>>702495901
oh shit that sucks, if wanna talk about it i am here
maybe on telegram if you rather want to talk there
>hopes getting destroyed, i feel you
>>702495901
Do you trust me too much?
First game of the night was won
>felix-anon
>>702496089
Eh, it is what it is. Just gunna be a bit more sparing in conversing now.
Not all my hopes, they said Mk3s were great, just old. And I should expect big power from them unless I do a 2jz swap, which is a big undertaking.
>>702496200
I hardly talk to you much, Chen!
>>702496485
Woo!
>>702496600
Gonna do one or two more then get my shirt and jacket on then go on a run
>felix-anon
>>702496600
So you actually love me
>>702496600
okay well just know im a good goi, but do whatever feels like is right for you
yea i believe you, you realise throwing terms around like that doesnt help me much right?
>>702496757
i love you chen
marry me
>>702497017
fuck off sachi
>>702497132
not until you marry me
>>702496654
Have fun!
>>702496757
Love is a strong word, Chen.
>>702496838
>Goi
Yuno, were are my shekkles?
Essentially, the RX7 has a motor that's not good for daily driving.
The Supra has a normal motor, but the 2jz is an updated version of that motor, and makes more power.
>>702497169
shut the fuck up
>>702497185
What kind of word is Chen?
>>702497203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CtDbl3hL6k
>>702497237
ummm I have no idea but shut the fuck up sachi
>>702497285
:(
i'm dead
and you killed me
I have no idea why a guy would be asking a faggot this, but.. Sachi, would you shut the fuck up?
>>702497345
sure
for you bb
i just read blizzard anounced that there is a warcraft 4 comming up
my day just got a whole lot better
>>702497185
they are in my pocket and you will never have them
oh i see, but you only use it for dailry driving right?
why not just get the Supra?
>>702497394
thanks man
Wew that was a good game, plus I also got play of the game
Doing good this morning
>felix-anon
I saw the change.org email that got sent out and it said we changed all notes. So I read further...
Its making it so that the blind can identify them. I got my hopes up for dollarydoos.
>>702497229
.....
>>702497404
BUT GOYIM, I HAVE SUCH GOOD DEALS!
Not only, but it would be something i drive often.
I'm going to, it's what I wanted in the first place, but I thought having an Rotary would be cool as fuck.
>>702497699
>>702497733
>>702497785
Rory.
>>702497829
>>702497897
>>702498000
>>702497897
Le hilarious image macro xD
Thank fellow anonymous, I'm posting this on my Facebook wall right after I take this foot long dildo out of my ass
>>702497699
I will never spend my money
its precious to me
yea but what if you are already cool as fuck
but if it doesnt drive well then whats the use of it?
Your waifus dont exist
>>702498053
>>702498046
>>702498162
I thibk thats all my dank Chens. Need to find my LITten.
>>702498094
BUT GOYIM, THE DEALS!
I'm not, so I don't have to worry about that.
It's not that it doesn't run well, it's just daily driving conditions aren't very good. Taking it out once a week to go blaze it through the canyons and do hektik skidz it's top tier for. But back and forth to work, not so much.
>>702498232
>not having a collection with dank chen pics
Fuck your waifus niggas
Aanndd the third victory in a row
I'm gonna go get my shirt and shit now then go on my run
Need to find my jacket first though
>>702498514
Fuck forgot picture
>>702498268
tell me, what do you think you can offer me, i smell your tricks
yea thats actually pretty cool
if you have the money i would say do it
>>702498268
I'll pay you 500$ if you pick me up from the waifu international organization.
>>702498514
>>702498538
Good job! Have fun Cat!
>>702498699
I can give you a mint condition Reese stick for only $27.99!
Rotaries are cool, they rev high like a bike motor, and are powered by doritos instead of pistons.
I'm just looking at Supras now. There's a few I can look at, but I'll wait till I at least have my bike back before deciding to go out anywhere to look.
>>702498845
Hmmmm...... make it $525.
>>702499243
Oh yeah, the only parts of me that won't be having fun are my hands and nose because it's cold as fuck outside at the moment
>felix-anon
Bumping the thread
>>702499684
don't bump it
/waifu/ is dead
>>702499762
No it isn't, people have other things to do.
Just bump it and let them get their last 20 something images in so they can start the next thread
>>702499243
>I can give you a mint condition Reese stick for only $27.99!
you think i will ever fall for that you idiot
oh i guess thats a good idea, also means you have more money right?
>>702499762
I just
fuck
>>702499882
He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK
>>702499882
That's my fucking pasta.
>>702500008
IS MY PASTA
>>702499315
RIP
>>702499873
....yes goyim, it's a great deal!
Uh huh. I'm looking t one now, $2,100. I think I'm going to jump at it.
>>702500041
Look how serious is this stuff.
>>702500135
Is not my pasta
>>702500277
Ahhhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
Trips to steal or waiting for new thread.
>>702500101
im sorry but it smells like a dirty trick, my shekkles are safe
thats pretty cheap, you should
check it out first eh?
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
>>702500806
You're losing out on a wonderful opportunity Goyim!
Yep. One i have my bike, I may head up there. Or I'll ask my dad to drive me, or something. I dunno, I'll figure it out.
Nevermind about the run, earbuds broke again and i can't find my fucking jacket
I am fucking so beyond pissed right now
>felix-anon
>>702501155
>Again
This happened before?
And how does one lose a jacket?
>>702501312
Many times, probably because the goddamn headphone jack in my phone is fucked for whatever fucking goddamn bullshit reason
And yeah, i don't know. Don't really care at the moment about my jacket
Sup Sluts?
>>702501416
Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
>>702500989
i already put them back in my safe spot its too dangerous out here for them
how far is the drive? i mean isnt there some public transport?
>>702501464
ayo small fry
whats up?
>>702501502
Fuck off cunt
>>702501626
I'm sorry :(
>>702501626
Stop stealing my phrases you faggot
Next time you'll probably post Chen aswell
>>702501711
Chen is cute.
>>702501809
Yea. Now stop.
>>702501876
My apologies, fuhrer.
>>702501623
>
2 hours. I am NOT taking public transit, for a 2 hour DRIVE. That'd be like, 3-4 hours or more! And this is just to look at the car! No promises of actually buying it yet!
>>702501934
You better be sorry
>>702502121
Jawohl.
>>702502121
>>702501934
>>702501876
>>702501809
>>702501711
What's happening
late claim
>>702502220
AIl me.
>>702501934
only ten ten is the true fuhrer.
this man is an impostor, don't believe him
>>702502220
I said chen was cute.
>>702502310
Mai is my fuhrer
>>702502409
Mai a shit
>>702502497
DON'T TALK ABOUT FUHRER LIKE THAT
