ask a man who found fermented piss jugs under his 17 year old sons bed anything.
good god. I'm going to fucking murder this kid. room stinks up the entire house.
when he comes back from his friends house. fuck this kid. I've had enough.
also pic related, what the fuck is in this piss bottle?
here's his wall. The wife put up the signs to remind him not to put food in his room. he should be normal why is he doing this?
He's doing this because has the kind of father who takes parenting advice from /b/
it's not Jenkem, it's definitely piss. I had to smell each one of these fucking bottles
what should I do with these bottles?
Be a fucking man and talk to your son you dipshit.
And then listen to him when he talks back like you have some semblance of respect for the person
Start your own Pee bottle collection and begin leaving them under his bed, this will totally disrupt the autist force within your family
>inb4 this turns into father/son golden shower wincest
Satanic trips have spoken.
I FUCKING DID IT
THE BOTTLES WILL STAY IN THIS BED HES GONNA HAVE TO SLEEP WITH THEM
FUCK THIS KID
Used to piss in jugs all the time. If kid anything like me you're in for one doozy of a fuck up for a son...
HAHAHA FUCK THIS SON HES GONNA BE SORRY HE FUCKED ME OVER
I FOUND HIS VAPE BY THE WAY WHAT DO I DO WITH IT
>I FOUND HIS VAPE BY THE WAY WHAT DO I DO WITH IT
shove mouth part up pooper
OP set us up, all of this is fake
OP has made those notes and taped them on the door and OP pissed in those bottles and let that shit ferment then lied to us to give us something to be stupid over..after all this is 4chan
Put piss from one of the bottles in his vapes tank.
BALLS GO ON BOTTLES SILLY
GOD DAMN WHAT AM I DOING
What the fuck is wrong with you? What are you going to do, show him this thread and fuck up his head some more? All you had to do was talk to him about it and not resort to pouring it all over his pillow. How inhumane, anon.
You're the Michael Vick of parenting.
Faggot dad fuck. You weird fucking shoe elf.
Just put the bottles where he can see them if you're so worried about confronting him. Don't be surprised if he kicks your ass in your sleep, DR. Phil.
What a faggot.
THIS LITTLE FAGGOT IS GONNA BE SORRY THAT HE FUCKED WITH ME
I'd let all his friends in school know.
Or better yet, any girl he brings over needs to hear the whole story of you finding his piss jugs.
Also, drench his faverite pair of jeans in piss and toss em outaide.
>remove bed sheet
>cut slot in mattress
>fill slot with raw meat
>fuck meat filled hole till you nut
>put bed sheet back on
>leave and laugh
Fucking hell what kind of nazi house are you running?
>no food in his room
>no drinks in his room
>no piss jugs
Fuck you man. Start saving up for your kid's therapy sessions, he'll need them and it's the least you can do. Faggot
>Kids dad is a /b/tard
>Dad surprised kid is neckbeard piss bottler
Welcome to the natural evolution of your worthless life.
I'm sorry, anon. Take the pillow and put another one there, dump the bottles out and throw them away. He's not going to ask for them. Deal with it next week so you don't fuck up the weekend with some bullshit.
And stop talking shit about your son. He's all you're going to have one day when you're an old anon with a walker and a iPad.
I don't mean that, but js
THATS NOT ME YOU FUUCKING TUMBLR RETARD
Rub the mouth piece all over your sweaty gooch and put an asshole pube inside the mouth piece
if i had a nickel for every time i accidentally picked up the wrong can and drank my own urine i could make my own 4chan =)
that's why your fat ass neckbearded son is pissing in bottles. probably to keep away from your shitty camera and your stroke-arm.
you fat, bearded elbowlord.
I wasted my time trying to be an honest anon and here you are talking shit with your fat kid.
Fuck both of you, you piss covered sugar ants.
Suck my ass.
how do you fucking retards think this is real. Even the most weird fucked up dad wouldn't pour piss bottles on his son's bed and plop his balls on the kid's vape. this is just a /b/tard entertaining himself by roleplaying with us
If this gets screened and becomes a legend
HI MOM HI DAD, FUCK YOU BRANDON
Just become an hero 4chan guy who has a piss fetish and posts this online under the guise of being angry with his son when in reality his bsdm slave Dom girl wrote the no drinking and no eating sign so that he couldn't drink her piss or eat her shit unless it fermented and then she allowed it
Add me in screencap plox
LOL sounds like a story about a kid shitting in a jar check it out.
>I had to smell each one of these fucking bottles
>I had to
>destroying your child's scientific curiosity
Great parenting, faggot. Also his piss wouldn't "ferment" even if he was diabetic; I guess this is why scientific illiteracy runs in families.
BITCH ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT WERE TRYING TO SLEEP YOURE NOT ME YOU ARE FALSE
PIC FOR PROOF, CALL THIS GUY A COCK GUZZLER
Beat the shit out of your son, that will show him.
This is 300% OP's piss bottle collection, he just went full autist.