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ask a man who found fermented piss jugs under his 17 year old sons bed anything.
good god. I'm going to fucking murder this kid. room stinks up the entire house.
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>>702470553
When you killing him?
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>>702470553
Spank him on live cam

Captcha: Select all drinks!
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As punishment force him to drink it and post pics with timestamp.
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make him drink one of the bottles as punishment
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>>702470553

either your son likes to drink piss or hes playing vidya games so much he cant leave the room and pisses in bottles...
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>>702470553
Open one.
Dubs and you do it.
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>>702470749

when he comes back from his friends house. fuck this kid. I've had enough.

also pic related, what the fuck is in this piss bottle?
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>>702470898
Offby1
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>>702470553
What makes you think they're fermented? Piss would need sugar, yeast, and possibly a pH buffer intentionally added before it's fermentable.
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good fucking God
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Dad. Can I see your dick?
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>>702470553
>>fermented piss
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>>702470553
Kill yourself. You raised a defective child.
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>>702470922
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, /b/ro, but that's not piss. That's Jenkem.
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You succeeded as a father.
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Pour a bottle on some of his shit then say this is what we have to fucking smell if dubs you have to
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>>702470553

>On /b/
>complaining that son isn't normalfag

Sharpie in pooper and timestamp or GTFO
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you've probably scared the life out off him and now the kids retarded because off you, good job OP
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>>702471105
OP, this guy is right.
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https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
Your kid's a dipshit
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Dubs and you sniff one. Like a deep whiff.
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>>702471049

Potato cam

Learn2focus
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>>702471105

the street drug hallucinuogen made from fermeted waste?
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What are you gonna do with the body?
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here's his wall. The wife put up the signs to remind him not to put food in his room. he should be normal why is he doing this?
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Fucking obvious: It's your piss jugs, you low life loser.
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>>702471469
shit nigga take a better pic
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>>702471469

He's doing this because has the kind of father who takes parenting advice from /b/
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clearer picture
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Fun fact: fermented urine can strip the paint job off a car pretty quickly. Consider using them to fuck with someone you don't like.
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>plot twist: OP lives alone; the piss is his
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wow never heard of this shit before interesting op
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>>702471450
Yep. With as much as he has there, if he gets busted he'd get an intent to distribute charge.
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>>702471469
Does he ever leave the house?
Dubs and you pour it on his pillow
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>>702470922
sulfites
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>>702471638
Fuck op how old is this kid?
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>>702471676

>Leroy Jenkems
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>>702470553
Pruno, prison moonshine.. Its "ferment get what you want"-drank
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>702471699

Kek, nice dubs.

Deliver shitty dad op.
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it's not Jenkem, it's definitely piss. I had to smell each one of these fucking bottles

what should I do with these bottles?
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>>702471638
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
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>>702471866
Get out
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>>702470553
If trips you drink the fermented piss to get wasted as fuck
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Set up livestream now for when he gets home, we want to see you spank & yell at him.
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so op your sons a drug dealer or user be proud of his entreprenauarial skills
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>>702471870
dubs and you funnel it into your butt
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>>702471909

My dearest of apologies for a fucking typo.
Kys.

>>702471699
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>>702470553
how can it stink if they have lids? stop being a bitch fatherfag
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>>702471870
Drink the biggest bottle
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>>702471870

Be a fucking man and talk to your son you dipshit.

And then listen to him when he talks back like you have some semblance of respect for the person
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>>702471913
Please OP
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>>702471870
wait you cracked each one open and smelled it?
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>>702471870
>I had to smell each one of these fucking bottles
>Had to smell
>Each one
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>>702471870
pour it on your wife
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Drink
One
If
Dubs
OP dont let me down
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>>702472150
Reroll
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>>702471870
best way to fuck with him is just leave them all out on his desk and see how he acts in the morning
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>>702472017
Dubs: Drink the smallest bottle
Trips: Drink the biggest
Quads: Shove into your wife┬┤s throat
Quints: You are Hitler.
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>>702472037
>>702471913
Both if dubs you got to
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>>702471993
>fucking typo.
Nigga are you typing out the reply number by hand?
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i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
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>>702471676
>ferments in sun for several hours/days
>bottles hiding under bed in the dark
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>>702472199
well
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>>702470553
Just dump it onto him while he sleeps
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>>702471699
>>702471866
Holy fuck OP, Double Dubs, now you gotta do it
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>>702472221
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>>702472199
>>702472150

i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
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Plot Twist: Op is into golden showers and hes going to livestream himself pouring those bottles on his wifes tits?
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>>702472221
this
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>>702472342
OR throw them out and watch him panic
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>>702472394

True, but immediate reaction>long con.
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I still say you confront him about it when he comes home and stream it
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>>702471870
dubs and you cook with it
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WTF Dad what were you doing in my
room?!
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>>702472037
This
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>>702471870
Maybe is everything not that bad man.... he ist just too lazy to stand up an piss in bottle at the night instead of going to bathroom. And too lazy to remove the piss
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Start your own Pee bottle collection and begin leaving them under his bed, this will totally disrupt the autist force within your family
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I'M GOING TO FUCKING POUR IT ON HIS PILLOW

BRB GONNA BE BACK IN A MINUTE WITH PICS
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>>702472014
Somebody who pisses in jugs probably has plenty of other shit hygiene that would stink up.the room.
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>>702472695

>>702472037

Oh darn, the SJWs are here.
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I would piss in bottles too if my dad was a 4chan faggot.
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>>702472769
No, we want the live cam spankings
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>>702472666
OP, the Trips have spoken
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>>702472221
reroll
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>>702472365
You have been thread jumping. Go kill yourself.
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>inb4 this turns into father/son golden shower wincest
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>>702470553
Congratulations, anon, you raised yourself a proper autismo.
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>>702472666
Satanic trips have spoken.
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>>702471271
You dont have to piss in bottles to not be a normie retard
Fucking faggot, not everyones a filthy jew like you
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>>702472880
>not knowing "the pokey" meme
newfag much?

i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
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honestly OP just confront him and record it, then post of video uploading site preferably youtube with the title "PISS JUG BOY"
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>>702470553
DONT GO IN MY FUCKING ROOM DAD
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I FUCKING DID IT

THE BOTTLES WILL STAY IN THIS BED HES GONNA HAVE TO SLEEP WITH THEM

FUCK THIS KID
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>>702473018

But it wont have ads dude.
Truly the end of the world.
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>>702473085

THE HERO HAS DELIVERED OMG!!
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This is why I prefer Pepsi =)
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somebody better be screencapping this shit
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>>702473085
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
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>>702470553
Used to piss in jugs all the time. If kid anything like me you're in for one doozy of a fuck up for a son...
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>>702473085
LIVESTREAM IT
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>>702473085
Now that the fun is all over OP, im glad you took time to empty one of your piss bottles for our enjoyment.
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>>702473085
the fucking madman
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>>702473085
Holy shit
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HAHAHA FUCK THIS SON HES GONNA BE SORRY HE FUCKED ME OVER

I FOUND HIS VAPE BY THE WAY WHAT DO I DO WITH IT
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>>702473085
FUCK YES OP
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>>702470553
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>>702473085
I really hope this turns out to be an innocent science experiment and you poured fermented piss on your kids bed for no reason
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>>702473085
ALL THE BOTTLES OPEN IN THE BED, SOAK THAT SHIT
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>>702470922
>what the fuck is in this piss bottle?

Looks like leukocytes from a kidney infection, or high protein content.
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I WAS VENDICTIVE AS A CHILD, NOW EXPECT PISS IN YOUR SHAMPOO AND PERSONAL LUBE PISS BOTTLE DAD =)
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>>702473085
He's going to kill you tonight.
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>>702473185
Why did you piss on jugs
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They'll be in your washer in a little faggot.
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>>702473297
Sit by the front door smoking it when he walks in
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>>702473297

Well, your piss was fermented so why is there no grain-like substances on the sheets?
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OP is a fucking savage
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Jesus christ i will never understand why you cant simply get up and go to the toilet i mean unlesd its at the end of a death course there is no reason for that
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>>702473372
This. Sleep with one eye open, OP, your gonna get a knife in your neck.
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>>702473297
>I FOUND HIS VAPE BY THE WAY WHAT DO I DO WITH IT
shove mouth part up pooper
DO IT!
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>>702470553
OP set us up, all of this is fake
OP has made those notes and taped them on the door and OP pissed in those bottles and let that shit ferment then lied to us to give us something to be stupid over..after all this is 4chan
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>>702473297
Put piss from one of the bottles in his vapes tank.
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i'm going to SMEAR MY COCK ALL OVER THE BOTTLES AND PILLOW

I'M SO FUCKING PISSED BRB GONNA TAKE PICS
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>>702473513
put piss in vape
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>>702473557
I second this motion
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>>702473517
Agreed
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>>702471638
Wait why is he not allowed food and drink in his room?
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>>702473517
I siad that like 20 posts ago. Theyve been hooked by the narrative, theyre going to believe in their fake "epic bread" no matter what now.
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>>702473557
tolling for this
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>>702473589
what the fuck, this is getting into "anybody who believes this is a hella gullible newfag" territory
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>>702473517

No shit, still entertaining.
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>>702473589
>ALL OVER BOTTLES

now youre just fucking gross piss Dad =)
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>>702473557
This
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>>702473388
Don't know. Some sort of autist anxiety. Point is I'm a fuck up, parents died cant take care of myself. Live in a homeless shelter now, my fourth
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>>702473702
It was in that territory from post 1.
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>>702473702
that's probably not even op you fucking newfag
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>>702473749
ripperino in pepperinos
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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IS ON A RAMPAGE
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>>702472780
You just blow in from stupid town?
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>>702473837
Yes.
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>>702473845
Shits pretty cash. Shits real Gucci. Can't say it ain't bruuuhh.
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I think you should bust a nut in his bed
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VAPE COCK ON THE BOTTLES WOO WOO
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>>702473085
Are you legit shaking with rage or do you have parkinsons??
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this thread though
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Yall you know the piss jugs is OPs right?
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>>702471105
Dont you need shit for that as well?
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You know, /b/ may actually be good again because of this.
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He can sleep in piss and cum, kinda like being reborn again =)
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>>702474045
I dont care whos they are i just want to know why
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>>702473837
Oh the insults. SJW style.
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BALLS GO ON BOTTLES SILLY

GOD DAMN WHAT AM I DOING
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weather it's op piss or op son's piss idc this shit's funny as fuck yo!
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Abandoning this fake thread
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>>702470553
Ricky?
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>>702473749
My interest is like what wad your brain saying while you had to pee like you fuck the toilet let me collect it in jugs then save it for?????
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PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP REDDIT
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>>702474207
Try to put your winky in the bottle hole
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>>702474004
Jesus nigga, what the fuck are you doing with that camera that all these images are complete fucking shit, man.
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>>702473557
>OP BE A MAN AND DO THIS PLS
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>>702474207
Call son home and take pic of his reaction then post it
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>>702472669
>you're the son
>17 years old
Underage b&
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>>702474207
Dip your balls in the piss
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>>702474295
No ones dick is that small man
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>>702470553
What the fuck is wrong with you? What are you going to do, show him this thread and fuck up his head some more? All you had to do was talk to him about it and not resort to pouring it all over his pillow. How inhumane, anon.

You're the Michael Vick of parenting.

Faggot dad fuck. You weird fucking shoe elf.

Just put the bottles where he can see them if you're so worried about confronting him. Don't be surprised if he kicks your ass in your sleep, DR. Phil.

What a faggot.
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If dubs, you take a shot from the 2l bottle

webm
The whole thing
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>>702474234
>fake thread
No, now instead of it being a grown man pouring his sons bottles of piss on his sons pillow, it's grown man pouring his own bottles of piss on his own pillow.
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THIS LITTLE FAGGOT IS GONNA BE SORRY THAT HE FUCKED WITH ME
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YO TEXT YOUR SON FAM
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>>702470553
I'd let all his friends in school know.
Or better yet, any girl he brings over needs to hear the whole story of you finding his piss jugs.
Also, drench his faverite pair of jeans in piss and toss em outaide.
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>>702470553
>remove bed sheet
>take knife
>cut slot in mattress
>fill slot with raw meat
>fuck meat filled hole till you nut
>put bed sheet back on
>leave and laugh
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If this is real this man is a legend
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>>702471699
AWWWW SHIT
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>>702474400
op text your boy and post the response, send him pics of the bottles lmfao
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OP, take a shot..

My dubs says so
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=)
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>>702470553
Fucking hell what kind of nazi house are you running?

>no food in his room
>no drinks in his room
>no piss jugs

Fuck you man. Start saving up for your kid's therapy sessions, he'll need them and it's the least you can do. Faggot
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>>702471866
Cancer
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>>702474378
Shittttt mane u got me feeling bad now
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holy fuck
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I'M GOING TO FUCKING PISS ALL OVER THIS KID'S BED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I FUCKING HATE HIM I'M GOING TO KILL HIM HAAHAHHASHAHAHAHSA

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>702474459
You're late to the party, not only has he poured it all over his pillow, he's rubbing his balls all over his son's stuff
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>>702474556
pussy
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>>702474378
You know this is fake right
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>>702474417
>favorite pair of jeans
Tits or gtfo.
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>>702474436
kek please do this op
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Take a shit in his pillow case
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>>702474659
the party lmfao
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>>702474247
More like not wanting to get up out of fear of "something"...
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>>702470553
>Kids dad is a /b/tard
>Dad surprised kid is neckbeard piss bottler

Welcome to the natural evolution of your worthless life.
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>>702474638

Post his dead body and you'll be the king of 4Chan forever.
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OP with the camera
>gif related
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>>702470922
Could be residue from urinary tract infection
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>>702474726
DO IT FAGGET!!!!
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op please shit on his bed and take pic
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>>702474400
Those are your bottles aren't they?
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BALLS ON THE VAPE FOR YOU
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>>702473297
Put vape mouthpiece up bum hole...leave it where you found it....vaping is for fags
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If this was real, we'd be in a live stream waiting for his son to come home.
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>>702474556
I'm sorry, anon. Take the pillow and put another one there, dump the bottles out and throw them away. He's not going to ask for them. Deal with it next week so you don't fuck up the weekend with some bullshit.

And stop talking shit about your son. He's all you're going to have one day when you're an old anon with a walker and a iPad.

Get fucked.


I don't mean that, but js
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>>702474750
Ahhh I understand it a lot better
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>>702471105
Is he Jizzus reborn?
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>>702474839
OP just give it away...or atleast give the unit without the atty away.... -_-
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>>702474853

THATS NOT ME YOU FUUCKING TUMBLR RETARD

GO HOME
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>>702474839
Learn how to use a camera, you fucking faggot.
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ADD ME IN SCREENCAP FOR R/4CHAN PLEASE
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>>702474207
Too fucking funny. Second-hand ball fondling.
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>>702474839
Rub the mouth piece all over your sweaty gooch and put an asshole pube inside the mouth piece
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if i had a nickel for every time i accidentally picked up the wrong can and drank my own urine i could make my own 4chan =)
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>>702474839
I love you.
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>>702474839
poor kid dont with with his vape
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God damn, I wish this was real....
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>>702470553
Get the kid some professional help.
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>>702470553
Cum in vape, then show ur sons boi pussy
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>>702473557
The lord hath spoken
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SOMEONE QUICK MAKE A SCREENCAP
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shit on his fucking bed you pussy bitch op
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Add me in screencap niggas
#pissdad2016
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>>702471870
dubs and you chug all of them
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SHIT IN HIS BED OP!!!!
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>>702475346
rollerino.
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>>702475377
fak
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>>702475039
ema nigger
that's why your fat ass neckbearded son is pissing in bottles. probably to keep away from your shitty camera and your stroke-arm.

you fat, bearded elbowlord.

I wasted my time trying to be an honest anon and here you are talking shit with your fat kid.

Fuck both of you, you piss covered sugar ants.

Suck my ass.
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>>702471638
Does he have autism? Serious question.
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>>702475377
YESS YS
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>>702475377
ckecked
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dont be a bitch piss dad. shit in his bed to achieve your ultimate form of scat daddy
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Rub your dick and balls all over his bedroom door knob
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OP HERE

I GOTTA GO, WIFE'S BEEN WONDERING WHERE I WENT

ANYWAYS THIS HAS BEEN FUN,

SEE YOU ALL SOME OTHER TIME.

REMEMBER ME.

I AM PISS DAD! I HAVE BIGGER BALLS THAN ANYONE!
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keke
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Op is his son, underaged banned
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>>702475346
dubs are a 1 in 10 chance you fag. have some respect for the intelligence of anybody here and at least make it trips holy fuck
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>>702472092
Topkek
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>>702475468

"It's dinner."
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how do you fucking retards think this is real. Even the most weird fucked up dad wouldn't pour piss bottles on his son's bed and plop his balls on the kid's vape. this is just a /b/tard entertaining himself by roleplaying with us
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>>702474436
I still think this would be pretty funny.
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>>702475468
ema
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>>702474378
your an sjw on a fake post on the 4chan /b/ board how much more retarded can you get
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>>702473833
>tfw OP is cool dad AND FUCKING DELIVERS
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If this gets screened and becomes a legend
HI MOM HI DAD, FUCK YOU BRANDON


If not

ok

Pissdad2016ftw
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>>702475543
Have you ever thought that we are roleolayong back and you are ruining it?
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>>702475543
Stop breaking my immersion, I am enjoying 4chan for once.
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>>702473684
Because he can't keep it fucking clean. You didn't read earlier? Ops son is a fucking nuisance.
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>>702475543
My dad put his ball onto my can of coca cola as a joke one time, he told me after i started drinking it
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>>702475625
Y' think so, anon? Hey, fuck off. Lord Byron looking mother fucker.
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>>702475709
Has he ever left milk in his room for a few days before and had it go rotten? Or the same with pop and have it grow mold?
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>>702470553
Nice try faggot, these are yours. Kys.
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>>702474839
I reported you
Have fun in the pokey, faggot
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Just become an hero 4chan guy who has a piss fetish and posts this online under the guise of being angry with his son when in reality his bsdm slave Dom girl wrote the no drinking and no eating sign so that he couldn't drink her piss or eat her shit unless it fermented and then she allowed it
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Pissdad2016

Add me in screencap plox
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add me in the screencap niggers, also sup ana
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PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

#PISSDAD2K16

THE HERO WE NEED BUT DON'T DESERVE
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Op just playing with his own piss...
You disgust me faggot
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>>702475927
See this makes way more sense.
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>>702471870
you retard, just leave them im plain sight. He'll know. Look again a couple days later, if they are still there confront him.
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>>702474004
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>>702475956
>>702475939
>>702475938
Is this newfag samefagging?

No one is screencapping your requests for anything but cringe threads.
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>>702476105
shhh
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>>702476105
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>>702471271

>le 4chan meme
>xD
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>>702471897
>>702472275
>>702472998
>>702473182
>>702475906
I am 95% sure these are all you trying to be funny.
>inb4 I get reported and sent to the pokey
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LOL sounds like a story about a kid shitting in a jar check it out.
https://youtu.be/x73ZEAxBB8Y
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>>702474405
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Piss dad is life, piss dad is love.
I just put my dick, in Vick's vapor rub.
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I had to start my own piss bottle collection so i could stay here and not miss the comments =)
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>>702476356

>better than fucking Shakespeare!!
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>>702470553
you raised a /b/tard, he thought you'd be proud
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>>702476461
Thank you, feller.
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>>702476105
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Does anybody here use shit baskets?
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>>702471870
>I had to smell each one of these fucking bottles
>I had to
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>>702470553
>destroying your child's scientific curiosity

Great parenting, faggot. Also his piss wouldn't "ferment" even if he was diabetic; I guess this is why scientific illiteracy runs in families.
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>>702476696
I prefer a bhit sasket, ma'am.
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If Piss Dad was a tome traveler penicillin would have never been created =)
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ITT: Virgins

whats up with all the "good parents" in here lmao

stop kidding yourselves.

>/b
>having kids
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Gay faggot jew.
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>>702476865
All my kids end up drying on my stomach.
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>>702470553

Dear Son,

I hope you are as disappointed in myself as I am. Seriously, what the fuck?

- Dad
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>>702472768
This op, can't decide if you should use Pepsi bottles.
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THE WIFE IS BUSY DOING SOME WORK SHIT SO I'M BACK

WHAT ELSE SHOULD I DO WITH HIS VAPE

I WANT THIS FUCKER TO PAY
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>>702476226
Kek
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>>702476767
Same tbh fam
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>>702476952

i usually let the dog help herself
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>>702477221
Leave one of autist pisschild's valuables in said piss bottle =)
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>Prove you are a father and that you have son.
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>>702477221
Cum into vape tank and show us you did it. I will then believe this. No rolling necessary just do it faggot. Make that shit pay.
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>>702477361
Agreed
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>>702477411
Check 'd
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>>702477361
Rolling for this
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>>702477221
If this is really you op, youre fucking insane and i love it. Kill the kid and send pics and become the king of /b/
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>>702477221

BITCH ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT WERE TRYING TO SLEEP YOURE NOT ME YOU ARE FALSE

PIC FOR PROOF, CALL THIS GUY A COCK GUZZLER
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Show us a pic of the autistic little fuck, ffs
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>>702473306
the poor figurine
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Convince your son to post what you did to /b/, and then videotape his disgust at himself when he sees this thread.
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>>702477659

she looks happy
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>>702477647
The plot thickens
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>>702471676
>Subjects complain of bad taste
>When inhaling their own sewage

I know the people that do this don't tend to be exactly smart but...come on
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>>702476864
> =)

Fuck off.
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>>702477222
Nice trips, checked.
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op start a new thread fam. keep it going. shit on kids bed
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>>702477698
ha this would work. I still vouch for this.

>>702477411
Do it. Cum and tell him its pina colada
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>>702478501

im going to go smoke crazy OP do it or im out i want to go to be with a honest to god kek.
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>>702470553
Beat the shit out of your son, that will show him.
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>>702474207
This is 300% OP's piss bottle collection, he just went full autist.
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>>702478770
piss bottle collection
lmao
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